A Simpsons story

A Hank Scorpio X Homer Simpson story

The Adoption of Keith

Note: This was requested by Tempest ShadowHeart.

Note: This is in Hank's point of view.

Disclaimer: I own the story, Keith, and the adoption center

worker. The owners of the Simpsons own Hank and Homer.

Homer and I have been dating for over a year now, I'm still grateful that he decided to leave his ex-wife and get with me. Homer's an incredible employee, he's made a lot of plans go through wonderfully, and stopping plenty of spies, and made lots of positive changes in his office.

Anyways, I am currently with Homer in the master bedroom of his house, we're sitting on the bed. He says to me, "Oh Hank, I can't believe we've been together for a year now." I pull him close and tell him that I can't either, I then turn his head to the left and begin pecking his cheek repeatedly. He giggles and says, "Babe, you're wonderful!", I then move my lips up to his ear and begin nibbling it.

He says with a lustful tone, "Hank, I've been thinking.." I stop and let him look me in the eyes, "Yes?" He replies with, "I'd like another kid. Maybe we.." I cut him off by saying, "Adopting a kid sounds wonderous. I love children." He smiles, "Is there an adoption center around here?" I smile back, "Yeah, it's down the street from Globex."

Pretty soon we arrive at the adoption center, we walk in and one of the workers walks up, "Hello, are you looking to adopt a child?" Homer nods telling her that we are, "Alright, come with me, we've still got a few kids left." We then begin walking through a hall, stopping at a doorway. We see a young girl, she looked about 6 years old, the lady tells us, "This is Christy, her parents were killed in a bad car crash when she was just 2."

We keep passing by doorways, soon we reach the last one, and there we see a boy who looked about 9, he was writing in a journal. I say, "He looks good for us.", Homer agrees, and the lady tells us, "His name is Keith." He was dropped off when he was 1, because his mother couldn't afford the basic essentials. He looks up upon hearing his name, saying "Hey there dudes." I go over to him and say, "Hey I'm Hank Scorpio, me and my boyfriend are going to adopt you today." He becomes excited, "Oh boy! I've been waiting for parents for years! The other couples think that I'm too old to adopt.." I put a hand on his left shoulder, "I see a bit of myself in you."

Homer was signing the papers, I sit beside Keith and ask, "So what are you like?" He says, "Well I can be kind, but I have a darkside. I love experimenting with machinary." I smile and say, "That sounds a lot like me."

The end