Hello!
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First of all, I'm not a writer.
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I'm a Video Editor with a lot of creativity, a vivid imagination and Fujoshi tendencies. I always make my plotbunnies come to life through EXPLICIT NSFW Yaoi/Male Slash videos on YouTube.
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Now, please don't expect a literature masterpiece or anything like that. Because, I'm not a writer.
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I also don't have a Beta Reader. I've tried to find one for free. But, they're extinct and I've always been a rather impetuous girl. So I can't just sit around and wait to find one. Nope. I don't have the patience. I only have patience for my YouTube videos and video games.
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What else? Oh yeah, AI Dungeon wrote most of it. So yeah… I was just happy that it was readable. Kinda?
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I'm too lazy to rewatch all of Naruto Shippuden again. Don't get me wrong. I love the anime. But, I think I'm just going fast forward to the Sakura scenes and add the tags. Maybe I could try rewatching it in a few months when, I accompany my Mom to our Summer House for a few weeks.
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I only got to the episode where Deidara defeats Gaara. I just couldn't help but, come up with a plot bunny for a rather underrated ship. Gaara ✘ Menma! I mean, while Naruto converted Gaara into his goody two-shoes self. I just think that maybe Menma could have had the opposite effect on him?
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"Taking him down without killing him, was a lot harder than I thought."
Deidara was just about to collect the jinchūriki of the One-Tails. But, a sudden kick sends him flying into the ground. A few feet away from him stands the jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails. He's standing on top of a dark red colored kitsune with black fur around its red eyes that stretch up to its ears, and nine long swiping tails. The boy is wearing a white kitsune mask, a dark blue-grey robe with grey lining and a fur collar, and a tattered grey-blue cape emblazoned with the Namikaze's personal emblem: a mandala comprised of nine reddish-brown circles of varying sizes atop a larger green-grey circle.
"Spiraling Fear Wheel."
Menma creates a dark purple Rasengan-like orb of chakra surrounded by a series of white rings of chakra that orbit the main sphere. These rings then align into one disc-like shape around the orb, causing the rings to resemble planetary rings. The Spiraling Fear Wheel heads straight towards the blond Akatsuki member and manages to kill him upon contact.
"Deidara?! Damn fool. He shouldn't have let his guard down. I better retrieve for now. It looks like the Hidden Leaf brat has become friends with the Nine Tails. He's also a lot stronger than the reports said."
Sasori decides to make his escape before, he's spotted. He should tell the others about what happened here. Specially, Itachi. The Uchiha's always been rather interested in the Hidden Leaf's Jinchūriki.
"Menma, what are you going to do now?"
Kurama asks the boy atop of him. Curious to know what his plan is. Why he decided to save the One-Tails's Jinchūriki?
"I still don't know what I'm going to do with him. But, he might be useful to us. Let's get out of here, though."
Menma uses his Dad's Flying Thunder God Technique and teleports them to a secret cave he found earlier. The redhead's unconscious body is barely breathing. He's got no choice but, to use that. He really hates using this special Uzumaki technique. But, he's got no other choice. By the looks of things… Gaara won't make it if he doesn't.
He takes off his robe and reveals a slim but, well-toned body. A shirtless upper body. He scowls and pushes his forearm against the redhead's mouth. Forcing the other boy's teeth to graze his skin.
"Hey! Gaara, if you can hear me. You've gotta bite me. It's the only way you'll survive."
What? Who's calling me? Who are you?
Gaara can barely open his eyes in his weakened state. But, he can clearly make out a face. It's Naruto? Yet, he's different somehow. His demeanor looks so much different. His voice also sounds strange.
"You've opened your eyes, at least. Good. Now do as I say and bite me. You want to live, don't you? Now hurry up and bite-"
Gaara's teeth suddenly sink into his flesh. His energy slowly starting to get back to normal. The aching and pain disappearing, little by little. The color in his face returning to normal.
Menma shoves the boy off of him once he's been fully healed. Because, the kid doesn't seem like he's got any interest in stopping. He's drinking his blood as if he were some kind of vampire. Either that or a guy with a blood kink.
"That's enough! Stop biting me. You'll drink up all of my chakra."
"I'm sorry, Naruto. I didn't mean to. Did I hurt you?"
Gaara just couldn't help it. A bit of his old self resurfaced when he tasted Naruto's blood. It's been nearly four years since the last time he ever felt any bloodlust. But, Naruto's blood tastes so sweet and rich.
Menma stares at him in confusion and annoyance. "Naruto? Who's Naruto? My name is, Menma."
Gaara blinks in shock. "You're not Naruto? But, you look just like him. I… I don't understand. If you're not him then, who are you? What do you want?"
"I already told you, didn't I? Menma. That's my name. I'm the jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails. I'm not from this world. I'm actually from a different alternate dimension. I'm trying to get even with this asshole named, Madara. He showed up in my world last year and… he screwed me over! He did something to my head. I don't know how. But, he made me kill people and nearly destroy my hometown. So now I'm just going to get some payback. I just want to screw his plans over. That's why I saved you. That rotten bastard is collecting all of the Jinchūrikis for some reason."
Gaara doesn't know what to think. Who is this person? But, he does know one thing. He owes him for saving his life.
"If there's anything I can do to help. I will. It's the least I can do for saving me."
"You sure have mellowed down, haven't you? Back in my world you're this crazy, deranged psychopath who is scary as fuck. A pretty messed up guy. It's so weird seeing you so wishy-washy."
Gaara was right. This guy isn't anything like Naruto. He may look nearly identical to him. Except for the longer and more shaggy-looking hair. But, the personality is the complete opposite of Naruto's. He's really a curt and aggressive boy.
"I wasn't always like this. I used to be a lot like the Gaara from your world. But, Naruto changed me. He taught me that there's something worth fighting for. That you shouldn't care solely about yourself. Maybe you should try talking to the Gaara you know when you get back. Have you two ever talked?"
"We fought during the Chūnin exams. There wasn't any talking involved. We just exchanged a few punches. I beat him and he's still pretty hung up on it. He's been obsessed with defeating me ever since that day."
"Really? That sounds like a bad way to start a friendship."
"Friendship?! Who'd ever want to be friends with a guy like him? All he ever does is attack me whenever we do run into each other. The last time I saw him was a couple of weeks ago. The guy tried to strangle me in my sleep. But, it was preferable to what Temari did."
"Temari? What did she do?"
"She tried to kiss me! She's so annoying and persistent. She's been trying to get inside my pants ever since we first met. I've told her over and over that I'm not interested. But, she won't take no for an answer. I mean, if you ask me… she should set her eyes on someone who IS interested. Like, Shikamaru. The guy may have no brain but, he'd make a very loving boyfriend."
Gaara's head is spinning. The place where, Menma, comes from sounds like the complete opposite of his world. His doppelgänger sounds like his old self, Temari sounds like the complete opposite of her usual self and Shikamaru just sounds unsettling. Which makes him wonder about Kankuro. What is he like?
"What about Kankuro?"
"Kankuro? He's a handful. A hot-headed and carefree person, quick to cheer others on. But, rash and impulsive when he's on the battlefields. He's also a pervert. Like, he's even worse than Sasuke."
"Sasuke? You mean you're still friends with him? He hasn't left the village?"
"Sasuke? Why would he leave the village? He's the most pampered and spoiled Uchiha I've ever met. He doesn't take any of his training seriously and just likes to hit on girls. He fucks girls on a daily basis, that I'm surprised he's never gotten any STDs."
Gaara thinks he needs a minute to take all of this in. Menma's world sounds like…
Topsy-Turvy Town?
Yes. You're absolutely right, Shukaku. It sounds like Topsy-Turvy Town. I'm afraid to ask any more questions about it.
You should try asking him more about what he's planning to do to get back at that Madara guy. It might be fun to join him. Yeah! It's party time!
"If you don't mind me changing the subject. What exactly are you planning to do now? Have you got a plan figured out to get revenge on Madara?"
Menma gives his answer a bit of thought before speaking.
"I don't know. I know I have to get stronger first. I need to gather more people. I need to train harder. I need to be a step ahead of him each time. Ruin every single one of his plans. Like, his brainwashing of this world's Sasuke."
"You're a step ahead of him right now. He had no idea what your plans were. He didn't do anything to stop you from fighting."
"True. That stupid fuck won't know what hit him. Because, I have been training nonstop ever since he disappeared. I mean, that Akatsuki member I killed earlier wasn't much of a challenge. I can't believe a loser like him actually managed to defeat you."
Menma says with a smug grin on his face. Gaara has never felt like wanting to punch someone after turning over a new leaf. But, Menma is making it so hard for him to hold back. How he wants to wipe that cocky grin off his face.
Maybe he wouldn't have lost if he hadn't cared about protecting any onlookers. Then, he wouldn't have held anything back. No! What is he saying? How can he even think that?
He doesn't regret protecting his village and people. Because, he loves them. He sacrificed himself for their sake. Just as any Kage would have done.
What is wrong with me? Why did I suddenly think that? It's almost as if being near this boy… brings out the old me. The old Gaara that I've been trying so hard to erase.
Heh. I don't know about you? But, I like this kid. He's my kind of guy. He wants to cause havoc and chaos? Even if it's in order to save it or whatever. I like his style. I say we back him up.
"Gaara. Make yourself useful and bring me something to eat. And also bring something for Kurama while you're at it."
"Excuse me?" Gaara asks in a rough voice that sounds a lot more menacing than he intended it to.
What do I look like? Your goddamn maid or something? If you want food then, go get it yourself.
"I'd go and get it myself. But, I'm tired from all the chakra you drained outta me. You just went into a bloodlust frenzy or something. So just hurry it up and get to it. Go find a convenient store or a food joint. I'm starving."
Gaara tries to calm down and stop himself from losing his temper. He clenches his fist and bites back his tongue. He just nods his head and starts walking away. He guesses that he does owe him for saving his life.
"Gaara! I almost forgot about something. Kurama only likes the finest of meats. So bring him a 96-ounce sirloin steak."
Gaara just growls out a yes. He starts flying around on a cloud he made out of sand. He finds a convenient store and enters through the front door. He walks down the aisles looking at all the delicious meats and other foods. He surprisingly finds the 96-ounce sirloin steak.
You found that stuck-up fox's dinner first? I can't believe it. Of all the rotten luck!
Gaara just ignores Shukaku's tantrum and puts the large package of meat into the shopping cart. He then goes to look for something he thinks Menma might like. Maybe he likes ramen too? He is Naruto from another world. He could also be a lover of ramen?
With that in mind. He grabs a package of different Nissin cup noodles. Then, he quickly buys a 40 pack of Ozarka natural spring water. He takes it to the cashier and pays him.
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"What took you so long? I was about to go look for you. I thought you might've run out on me."
"I had to fly all over town to find the nearest food store. So don't start with me, you bossy and arrogant brat!"
Gaara snarls like an animal. He can feel his old self resurfacing. The more annoyed he gets, the more his old self resurfaces.
The more he talks, the more his bloodlust grows. He feels like he is about to go on a rampage.
Menma doesn't notice the problem that's arising. He just laughs at the Kazekage's face. Is he trying to pick a fight? Because, they both know who'd win. This guy couldn't even take down Deidara.
Deidara! Sasuke, from back at his world could probably defeat him. He may be lazy, girl-crazy, idiotic and whiny. But, he's actually pretty strong once he gets serious in a fight. He does have the Sharingan.
Menma rolls his eyes before, saying in a condescending tone. "Well, look who's finally growing a bit of backbone. It's too bad you've got nothing to back it up with, do you? We both know that out of the two of us… I'm stronger. Way stronger, Kazekage."
"I've heard enough out of you. Shut up! Just shut up or I'll kill you!"
"You? Kill me? Hahaha! That I'd like to see. What do you say, red? Wanna have a go?"
The gleam in Gaara's sea foam green eyes says it all. He would love to tear this smug fool's head off.
"Sand Shuriken!"
Menma dodges the attack and counterattacks. He throws fast as lightning punches and kicks. Gaara is forced to block them or risk getting punched or kicked. Menma dodges Gaara's Sand Binding Coffin by using his speed to spin and quickly roll away from it.
"You're pathetic. The Gaara from my world would've been more of a challenge. It's no wonder such a weak Kazekage was defeated so easily. You're not even worth my time."
"THAT IS IT! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Something deep within Gaara breaks. He's panting and has a crazy look in his eyes. His face resembles that of his former self. His psychopathic and deranged former self. His bloodlust and hunger for chaos is unwinding.
Menma has no time to react before, the redhead's sand traps him. Four sand hands have got him locked into place. He's spread out eagle style. Completely vulnerable and bare.
His bare chest rising up and down in shallow breaths. No one had ever put him in such a… shameful position. He can feel his entire face getting heated.
"What the fuck?! Let me go, you deranged psycho! I'm going to make you pay once I break free."
Gaara just smirks and takes a minute to appreciate the other boy's body. Fingerless opera-length black gloves wrapped in studded red-brown leather straps, skintight black leather pants, and red-brown sandals. It's the first time his body's ever reacted to another person's. This boy may look nearly identical to Naruto.
If he ignores the longer and more shaggy-looking hairstyle. He also has darker and more feral-looking whisker marks, and dark circles under his eyes. He also does not have the Eight Trigrams Seal on his abdomen.
But, his feelings for Naruto are also quite different. While he feels nothing but, love and devotion to his blonde savior. Wanting to cherish and love him. Be tender and gentle.
The feelings he has for this boy couldn't be any more opposite. Because, Menma didn't save him. He actually made his dark side reawaken. He loathes that side of him he thought he had destroyed completely. He loathes it almost as much as he loathes the boy trashing beneath him.
He feels so much rage and animosity towards him. But, he also can't deny the sudden attraction that's been building up since he first saw him. He wishes for nothing more than to tame him. He longs to wreck him. He wants to hear him cry and scream for him.
He's getting excited just from imagining how beautiful Menma's going to look once he's been broken. His scowling face contorted into pain. His vicious words turned into sweet cries of agony.
"Let me go! Tell your sand to get lost! You rotten asshole! You're going to regret doing this to me! You'll be sorry when I break loose and-"
"Shut up! Just shut up or I'll kill you."
Menma gasps when he looks at the crazy look in the redhead's face. He looks just like the scary Gaara from his own world. So he decides to stay quiet while, he comes up with a strategy to break free.
"That's a good boy. You look so much better when you're not running that cruel tongue of yours. You even look cute, I would say."
What the hell is wrong with this guy? How fucking dare he call me cute? I'm a guy! A guy shouldn't be calling another guy cute. That's gross!
You really think it's gross? Is that why you're blushing, then?
Shut-Shut up, Kurama! I'm not blushing!
"You look so cute when you're blushing."
"Fuck off! I'm not blushing!"
Gaara! How about we get the party started! Why don't you make the stuck-up Fox's Jinchūriki blush some more. Fuck him!
Fuck him?
Pound him!
But, I just told him I wouldn't harm him if he stayed quiet and he did. If I went and started pounding him. It would make it seem like I was lying. It'd make me look bad.
Shukaku slams his tail on the floor in annoyance.
I don't mean it like that! I'm talking about pounding his ass.
You want me to hit him in his-
For crying out loud! Fuck's sake, kid! I'm talking about sex! Sex! S-E-X!
Gaara blinks in confusion at his Tailed Beast. He's never heard that words before. Except for when they're asking in documentation what his sex/gender is.
Shukaku growls in frustration at the boy's cluelessness. Why'd he have to get stuck with such a virginal brat? Although, he can't exactly imagine anyone in the Sand village giving, Gaara, the Birds & The Bees talk. So he guesses he'll just have to be the one to do it.
Lookit here, boy. I'm going to show you the raunchiest and filthiest of porn videos you'll ever see. This way you'll know what exactly you need to do to that Nine Tails's brat. Alright?
Gaara just blinks in shock. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't even know if he should be doing this.