Pokémon: Pokémon

by ThisDude

The story of the origin of the Pokémon world, as brought to you by myself.

At first, the universe was calm, peaceful. There was no one, no one needed anyone, and everyone was happy.

Then Arceus came along and fricked it all up.

Arms began emerging from its body, then they shed off, and were unknown to the universe. Then they were Unown to the universe.

With these 'arms' Arceus was all like, "Ey, broskies, make everything, aight?" and they were like:

"Yo, that's sick"

"Yo, that's sick"

"Yo, that's sick"

"Yo, that's sick"

"Yo, that's sick"

Then they made a planet and called it Elf. Then they decided that was stupid and called it Earth.

They also made everything else.

Then Arceus was like, "Wow, I'm pregnant," and then there were Mew.

Then the Mew were like, "Wow. That is amazing. I too, have become pregnant also."

Then there were other Pokémon.

Then some Pokémon were like, "Yo, I just evolved genetically and not physically. I think I'll go beat up Pokémon using other Pokémon," and the human race was born.