Disclaimer: This and all of my other stories before the final chapter of Peanuts & South Park Forces Remastered gets released will all take place before Allie's Anniversary Gift and Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point.
Butters' house.
He, Pip and Dougie are watching TV.
Pip: I'm bored.
Butters: Me too.
Dougie: I purchased some magic beans earlier today.
Pip: Magic beans?
Dougie: Yeah.
Butters: Who gave them to you?
Dougie: Some random 4th grader. He said a beanstalk will come out of it if is buried and watered.
Pip: Okay. Let's try it.
After they went outsideand buried the magic beans...
Butters: Okay. Now what do we do?
Pip: (Waters the beans) Perfect! Now let's wait.
1 Hour Later...
Dougie: That kid lied to me.
Pip: Yeah. Never trust liars.
Butters: Let's go back inside.
They got back inside and then the beans glowed underneath the dirt.
30 Minutes Later...
Pip: (Exits the house and sees the beanstalk) What the fuck?! Butters, Dougie, come here!
Butters: What is it? (Sees the beanstalk) What the hell?!
Dougie: Looks like those beans are magic after all.
Pip: I wanna climb it.
Butters: Me too.
Dougie: But guys, we don't know what's up there.
Butters: It's only one way to find out.
Pip: Yeah. We climb it.
Dougie: Okay. Let's do it.
The three boys climbed up the beanstalk.
Pip: This is really high up.
Dougie: Yeah. Also, I kinda have a fear of heights.
Butters: Don't worry Dougie. You can try to overcome your fear.
Dougie: Thanks.
They made it to the top of the beanstalk.
Dougie: There's nothing there.
Butters: Yeah. We wasted all of our time climbing it.
Pip: Yeah.
A giant approached them.
Dougie: Oh shit.
Butters: Hi Mr. Giant.
Pip: Nice to meet you.
Giant: (Begins stomping) Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of 3 Englishmen. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll grind their bones to make my bread.
Dougie: Wait a second. This is just like Jack and the Beanstalk! My mom read me that story before I went to bed before.
Pip: Oh shit. That means...
Butters: How does the story end?
Dougie: We should retrieve all the goods he stole.
Pip: Wait. I do remember Wendy having her makeup kit stolen.
Butters: Kyle had a picture of Rebecca stolen as well.
Dougie: Wait. (Sees all the goods the South Park kids lost) That's my blow up doll!
Pip: What?
Dougie: I use it to do CPR practices.
Butters: Okay.
The Giant roared at the three boys.
Pip: Oh damn it!
Butters: Let's get our stuff back from this asshole!
Outwitting the giant, the three boys are able to retrieve many goods once stolen from their friends and families, including Cartman's Nintendo Switch, Stan's new phone, and Annie's lucky rabbit's foot. They then escaped by chopping down the beanstalk. The giant, who is pursuing them, falls to his death.
Dougie: That was way too close.
Butters: Yeah.
At the basketball court next to the playground, the Melvins gave everybody their missing stuff back.
Dougie: Here you guys go.
Cartman: Thanks.
Pip: You're welcome.
Wendy: Dougie, even though we hate you, you, Pip and Butters did a good job stopping that giant.
Bebe: Yeah. I got my limited edition Barbie doll back!
Nichole: If you keep this up, we might think about being your friend.
Dougie: Thanks.
Heidi: You're welcome.
Craig: The three of you just earned some cool points.
Dougie: Awesome! We got cool points!
Stan: You earned them. Now let's go head back home with our stuff.
Kyle: Yeah.
The South Park kids left and the giant lands on Kenny, killing him.
Stan: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
Cartman: You know he can just come back, right?
Random 4th Grader: Hey Ginger Boy. How were the beans I gave you?
Dougie: (Punches him in the face) DON'T YOU EVER GIVE ME DANGEROUS STUFF EVER AGAIN!!! Let's go home.
Pip: Okay.
The South Park kids, except for Kenny, went home with their stuff.