The second book of the series relates the tale of woe that ensues when Charlie Brown's Little League team gets a coach who has an uncontrollable lust for children. This book seeks to educate children on how to know a pedophile when they see one and to trust their gut when they think their Little League coach is behaving in an inappropriate manner. It also casts a very critical eye on today's loose parole system in American prisons. After their Little League coach decides to move to Connecticut and start a jetski dealership, Charlie and company start their search for a new coach. While walking by a torched circus tent, they meet a trembling man dressed in a pink T-shirt and yellow sweat pants named Axroni. He overhears their talk of needing a coach and jumps at the opportunity. Delighted by the stranger's charm, the kids make him their manager. Pain, confusion, and frustration ensue as Axroni refuses to focus on baseball and repeatedly makes the team wear bikinis and jump around on a trampoline while he watches and grins like an unwholesome bitch. Pig Pen eventually tips off the authorities when the guy insists on taking showers with the team at the end of each game, and he is promptly carted off to jail. Traumatized, the gang vows never to play baseball again.
