Disclaimer: This and all of my other stories before the final chapter of Peanuts & South Park Forces Remastered gets released will all take place before Allie's Anniversary Gift and Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point.
South Park Elementary
Lola was talking to Jenny when Dougie approached them.
Dougie: Sup Ladies.
Lola: What the fuck do you want?!
Dougie: I was just wondering how did you guys become so pretty?
Jenny: If you're gonna sweet talk your way into making us fall in love with you, you're sadly mistaken!
Both girls walked away in anger.
Dougie: Oh... (He then approached Mille) Hey, Beautiful.
Millie: Never... Gonna... Happen!
She walked away and Dougie then noticed Annie.
Dougie: Hey-
Annie: Oh no! It's Ugly Dougie! I need to run away before I catch his ugliness!
She ran off.
Dougie: Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm not ugly and ugliness is not even a disease! (He then noticed Jessie and Kal) Hey Girls.
Jessie: Ugh. It's Dougie.
Kal: What do you want?
Dougie: Not even the dumbest girls in school like me.
Jessie: Excuse us?!
Dougie: I didn't mean it like that.
Kal: So because we're dummies, you see us as idiots? Wow.
Both girls left and Dougie noticed Nichole.
Dougie: Nichole, you are one hot piece of a-
Nichole: You better not act perverted towards me or I'm gonna give you what your mama should've given you a long time ago!
Dougie: Is it gonna be a hard and sexy spanking?
Nichole: On second thought, I'd just do this.
She stomps on Dougie's foot and walked away.
Dougie: Ow! (He then noticed Beth, but she flipped him off and walk away angrily) Oh come on! Is there at least one girl who's in love with me? Karen and I decided to break up and just be friends, but still! This is bullshit! (He then saw Heidi and slowly walked up towards her) Hey Beautiful. Since you dumped that fat piece of shit, I can be your rebound. And don't worry. I'll be a better boyfriend than Cartman ever was.
Heidi: Ew! No! I will never EVER go out with you in a million years! Because 1. You're too ugly, 2. I prefer being single, and 3. I'm afraid you'll turn me into a female version of you just like Cartman did to me, so go fuck yourself!
She slaps Dougie in the face and walked away in anger.
Dougie: Ow... (He then noticed Wendy) Hey Wendy!
Wendy: Oh god. What do you want?!
Dougie: I was wondering something.
Wendy: What?
Dougie: If you even break up with Stan again, maybe you and I will be a thing.
Wendy was angry.
Wendy: Do you seriously think I'm gonna go out with you after you stole my hat and made me become a psychopath?! Fuck no! Now go away, you ugly little asshole!
She kicked him in the balls and walked away in anger and Dougie noticed Kelly Pinkerton.
Dougie: Ah! Hey Kelly.
Kelly P: Sorry, but I'm not supposed to talk to you. But I appreciate you spending that weekend with me.
She walks away and Dougie notices Red while holding his balls in pain.
Dougie: Hey, Red. Us gingers gotta stick together. Am I right?
Red: Go away, Dougie!
She walked away angrily and then he noticed Allie.
Dougie: He-
Allie: I'm with Pip and I'm not leaving him for you!
She walked away and Dougie noticed Sophie.
Dougie: Hey, Sophie. Since we're both gingers, wanna go on a date? I'll get you whatever you want, and maybe even a kiss.
Sophie: Not gonna happen! Also, if you flirt with me again, I'm gonna have Scott kick your ass!
She walked away and noticed Girl with Blonde Hair.
Dougie: Hey-
Girl with Blonde Hair: GO AWAY DOUGIE!!!
She angrily walks away and then he noticed Kelly Rutherford-Menskin.
Dougie: Hey Beautiful.
Kelly R: GET OUT OF HERE DOUGIE!!!
She walks away and Dougie was sad. None of the girls wanted anything to do with him.
Dougie: This is so unfair. Why can't I have a girlfriend? All the other boys have girlfriends? Why am I the only one without one?! I mean, Karen and I dated for months before we decided to break up, but still! I was depressed when we broke up!
He begins to cry.
Damien: What's up with you?
Dougie: Nobody loves me!
Damien: Probably because you're too ugly to love. Plus, every single girl in this school hate you.
Dougie: I'm not ugly! I'm hot and adorable!
Damien: Whatever you say, Ginger. Besides, it's not like you can make a love spray or something.
Dougie: Damien, you just gave me an idea.
He heads to the school science lab.
When he got there, he starts working on the love spray.
Dougie: As soon as I'm done with this, girls will be all over me. It will be a dream come true!
He continues working on the love spray.
Pip and Butters are walking down the hallway.
Pip: How's Charlotte doing?
Butters: She's doing good. In fact, she's flying here today so we can spend Valentines Day together.
Pip: Isn't Valentines Day tomorrow?
Butters: Yeah.
Dougie: (Approaches them) Hey Guys.
Pip: Hey Dougie. What's going on?
Dougie: I just made something really cool.
Butters: Well, what is it?
Dougie: (Pulls out his new invention) Behold! The Love Spray! If you spray this on yourself, girls will fall in love with you. And I made this on the day before Valentines Day, which is today.
Pip: Well, has it been tested?
Dougie: Yes. I tested it on a male bird and it worked. All of the female birds are in love with him. Would you like a test of this?
Pip: No. I don't want Allie thinking I'm cheating on her, even though I wasn't.
Butters: Same here, but with Charlotte.
Dougie: Okay. (Sprays the love spray on himself) Perfect! I see 2 girls coming.
It was Theresa and Isla.
Theresa: What's that smell?
Isla: I don't know, but it smells amazing.
Theresa: The smell is coming from...
Isla: Dougie?!
Dougie: Hey.
Theresa: I don't get it. How can someone so ugly smell so good all of a sudden?
Isla: I don't know, but he's so beautiful smelling like that.
Dougie: Aw.
Pip: Looks like it worked.
Butters: Yeah.
Theresa: What are you two taking about?
Dougie: They're just talking crazy. Let's go.
Isla: Okay...
They left Butters and Pip all alone.
Butters: Dougie's gonna be screwed when the effects of that spray wear off.
Pip: Yeah.
Angela: BUTTERBEAR!!!
Butters: Oh no!
He runs off while Angela chases after him.
With the girls...
Wendy: Guys, do you smell something?
Bebe: Yeah. Now that you think of it, I smell it too.
Red: I think it's coming from...
Dougie is walking by them and they started falling in love with him.
Annie: It's Dougie.
Wendy: He smells beautiful...
Nichole: I think I'm in love with him!
Bebe: He's so hot with that smell now.
Red: Let's go follow him.
The girls started following Dougie throughout the day, admiring him due to the smell on him.
The boys are in the gym setting up for Valentines Day.
Nate: Where do you want me to put the banner?
Craig: Put it on top of the door.
Nate: Okay.
Stan: Guys, we have a problem.
Daniel: Well, what is it?
Cartman: The girls are in love with that ugly nerd Dougie!
Clyde: Wait what?
Craig: This better not be another one of your tricks Cartman!
Cartman: It's not!
Kyle: This isn't a trick from Cartman. We actually saw it for real.
Tolkien: Oh shit.
Douglas: My girlfriend is his sister, so this doesn't affect me. Sorry Guys.
Brimmy: You should come with us anyway!
Nate: But what about the banner?
Cartman: Forget about the stupid banner, you stupid ginger!
Nate: Ugh... Such an asshole!
The boys left the gymnasium.
The boys approached the girls and they saw their girlfriends in love with Dougie.
Theresa: You are so beautiful Dougie.
Isla: Yeah. You're so hot.
Jessie: So dreamy.
Kal: Who knew someone so ugly could smell so beautiful?
Millie: Yeah. You're so hot!
Cartman: What the fuck?!
Scott M: No...
Francis: How could he...
Nelly: You are so beautiful with that smell.
Dougie: Thanks Pretty Ladies. And since tomorrow is Valentines Day, all of you should be my dates to the dance.
Wendy: Oh hell yeah.
Stan: Oh hell no. He's a dead man for this!
Later after school, Dougie is unpacking his locker when they boys angrily approached from behind.
Cartman: HEY ASSHOLE!!!
Dougie: (Scared) Yeah?
Kyle: What the fuck did you do to the girls?!
Dougie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Stan: The girls are madly in love with you and it's pissing us off!
Cartman: Yeah! They're supposed to be hating your guts because of how ugly you are!
Dougie: Um, they hate you too, so I wouldn't be talking if I were you!
Cartman: I'm hotter than you!
Brimmy: Did you brainwash the girls into falling in love with you?!
Dougie: No!
Jimmy: Th-th-then what's th-tha-that smell on you?
Dougie: It's just the new cologne I bought from the store the other day.
Douglas: It doesn't smell like cologne to us!
Cartman: Yeah! You used some weird science shit to make that smell!
Dougie: No I didn't.
Clyde: We're all gonna beat the shit out of you if you don't tell the truth!
Dougie: Okay. Fine... I'll tell you. But first, I see Britney Spears about to take her clothes off.
Cartman: Ready?! Where?!
The boys turned around excitedly, and Dougie made a run for it.
Kyle: I don't see Britney Spears!
They turned back around and noticed Dougie missing.
Cartman: That little asshole!
Dougie ran to the upstairs hallway of the school.
Dougie: I looks like I'll have to make the girls more love dazed at me than before. (Takes out the love spray and sprays it on himself) Okay. I'm hotter even more. There's nothing that can go wrong.
He puts it back in his pocket, not knowing that he added a label that says don't spray too much on yourself or the effects will be permanently.
The next day on Valentine's Day...
Dougie wakes up and noticed the girls in his bedroom.
Bebe: Hey Beautiful!
Dougie: Wait, how did you get in my house?!
Red: Samantha let us in.
Wendy: Dougie, we used to think you are ugly, but now, you are the almost beautiful boy we have ever met.
Dougie: Thank you. I'm gonna take a bath now.
He leaves his room.
Dougie takes his pajamas off and is about to get in the water filled bathtub and start taking his bath.
Dougie: I'm so ready for Valentines Day.
Jessie: So are we.
Kal: Yup.
Dougie: How did you get in here?!
Jessie: We unlocked your door.
Kal: Can we get naked and join you?
Dougie: I actually wanted to come here alone.
Annie: But we love you!
Dougie: I know, but please give me some space.
Allie: Okay. Come on Girls.
They exited the bathroom.
Later at school...
Dougie: Okay. The girls are madly in love with me. But don't worry. The effects will wear off later on today and they'll go back to hating me. I mean that's not what I wanted, but the affects of the love spray don't last long. Unless I spray too much on myself.
Cartman: LOVE SPRAY?!!!
Dougie: Oh no.
Kyle: You mean to tell us that you made some type of spray that made the girls fall in love with you?!
Dougie: Uh... Yeah?
The bottle of the love spray falls out of Dougie's pocket.
Stan: (Picks it up) Looks like this is the Love Spray.
Dougie: Um, I can explain...
Kyle: You mean to tell me that the girls were in love with you because of this bottle?!
Dougie: Yeah.
Cartman: Time to kick his ass.
Dougie: Guys, today is Valentines Day. We shouldn't resolve things with violence.
Cartman: Sometimes violence is always the answer.
He punches Dougie hard in the face.
Dougie: Ow!
Cartman: Serve you right, you little turd!
Red: HEY FATASS! LEAVE DOUGIE ALONE!
Annie: YEAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO BULLY THIS CUTIE, ESPECIALLY ON VALENTINES DAY?!
Cartman: Um, you dumb bitches do realized that he's brainwashing you, right? He made some type of spray that made you all love it when you're supposed to hate him!
Bebe: WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR YOUR LIES!!!
Wendy: (Punches Cartman and grabs Dougie) It's okay Cutie. You're safe with us.
Dougie: Thanks. Can you put me down now?
Nichole: Yeah. Put him down. It's my turn to fall in love with him.
Dougie jumps off Wendy's arms and runs away.
Kelly P: The hottie is getting away!
Meagan: I don't think so! Get him!
The girls started chasing Dougieromantically.
Damien enters the bathroom and then Dougie enters.
Dougie: Damien, you gotta help me! The girls are in love with me, even though I wanted this, but still! They won't give me any space!
Damien: What did you do?!
Dougie: Well...
One Explanation Later...
Damien: WHAT?!
Dougie: Well, it's your fault for giving me the idea!
Damien: Maybe I shouldn't open my mouth in front of you next time!
Dougie: Please help me! Use your powers to reverse all of this.
Damien: Okay.
Dougie: I'm gonna hide somewhere so the girls don't kill me.
Damien: Okay. Hope they don't find you.
The girls are all trying to find Dougie.
Kelly R: I wanna kiss Dougie so bad!
Beth: Me too! He's hot!
Tammy: That little red hair of his is beautiful!
Wendy: Yeah. He's so fucking dreamy!
Cartman splashes water on the girls.
Cartman: You bitches back to normal yet?
Red: Did you just splash water on us?!
Cartman: Do you hate Dougie again?
Sally T: No! He's beautiful!
Cartman: Goddamn it.
Stan: Wendy, come on. You know you don't want to date Dougie. I'm your boyfriend, remember?
Wendy: Do I know you?
Stan: That's it. When we turn the girls back to normal, we're gonna kick the shit out of that little asshole for what he did!
Damien: (Approaches them and uses his powers to turn them back to normal) Are you guys okay?
Annie: Yes, but where's Dougie? We want to cuddle him. He's like a cute little teddy bear!
Damien: Damn it.
Dougie runs back to the science lab.
Dougie: Okay. I need to make an anti-love spray so the girls can go back to hating me. Although they'll all kill me for what I did to them, but whatever. Time to make things go back to normal! (The label hits his face) Wait a second. (Reads it) "The effects will be reversed if you were exposed to dirty water." Okay. I need to jump in a dirty pond in order to do that. And sadly, I'm gonna have to cut school. I still have time before first period starts.
He quickly exits the school.
He then made it to a dirty pond.
Dougie: This is gross, but I'm gonna have to do it. I want the smell to go away now. I have a fresh pair of clothes I can put on. Now let's do this. I'm gonna regret this.
He jumps in the dirty pond.
10 minutes before first period starts...
Butters: Looks like Dougie's gonna miss first period if he doesn't get back.
Pip: Yeah. He better hurry back.
Dougie: (Returns and walks by all dirty) Hey.
Pip: What the fuck?!
Butters: Dougie, why are you all dirty?
Dougie: I had to jump into a dirty pond to get rid of the love spray smell on me. I'm going to the locker room to shower.
He leaves them and walks past the girls, who are now disgusted.
Bebe: He's back to being ugly.
Red: Oh god.
Stan: There's something we need to tell you.
Wendy: What is it?
Stan tells them everything about Dougie's love spray, making the girls angry.
Nichole: HE WHAT?!!!
Dougie is currently showering in the locker room.
Dougie: Okay. I'm almost clean. Now to scrub my hair some more.
Scott M: Hey Dougie.
Dougie: (While scrubbing his hair) Yeah?
Scott M: You should probably go see the girls. They're standing outside the room.
Dougie: Okay. Let me just finish my shower first.
Scott M: They actually want to see you now.
Dougie: Oh no.
He turns the shower off, dries himself off and opens the door to the locker door, and the first thing he saw was the angry looks of every girl in South Park Elementary.
Wendy: You brainwashed us into falling in love with you?!
Dougie: No...
Nichole: Oh really? Then how do you explain THIS?!!!
Nichole pulls out the love spray bottle.
Dougie: How did you get that?
Bebe: Stan gave it to us! HOW DARE YOU MAKE US FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU BY SPRAYING YOURSELF WITH THIS CRAP!!!
Theresa: YEAH! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WE ALL FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND GROSS!
Isla: YEAH! YOUR FACE IS AN UGLY PIECE OF GARBAGE AND Ugh.. I kissed him.
Millie: We all kissed him!
The girls groan in disgust.
Red: What do you have to say for yourself?!
Dougie: Uh... Happy Valentines Day?
Annie: GET HIM!!!
Dougie quickly closes the door.
Dougie: That was close. Good thing this is the boys locker room. Otherwise, I'd be beaten to a pulp right now.
Cartman: Ha! Your naked body is ugly!
Dougie: Please let me finish my shower.
Cartman: (Grabs Dougie and throws him out the locker room) He's all yours Filthy Whores! Not you Liza. You're the only girl I actually care about.
Liza (OC): Aw! Thanks Eric!
Cartman: Anytime Babe. You girls can kill him now.
Dougie: What are you all gonna do to me?
Nichole: Should we beat his ass?
Bebe: Nah. I don't wanna get detention on Valentines Day.
Wendy: I have an idea. We should dress him up as Cupid!
Red: He's already naked, so yeah. Let's do it!
Annie: I'll go get the diapers!
Dougie: No. Not the diapers!
Nelly: Oh yes...
She smiled evilly.
Later...
Pip: Where's Dougie?
Butters: First period is about to start.
Damien: I see him.
Dougie is wearing a diaper, a pair of busted up wings and a broken bow and arrow. Every single kid in the hallway bursted out laughing at him.
Dougie: Worst Valentines Day ever.
The kids continued laughing and pointing fingers at him and he managed to go to a part with nobody there... Until Karen showed up.
Karen: Hey.
Dougie: Let me guess. You hate me forever?
Karen: No. What you did was really dumb, but I won't judge you for it. (Kisses Dougie on the cheek) As of now, we're officially back together again. Happy Valentines Day!
She walked away.
Dougie: (Smiles) Happy Valentines Day to you too.
Happy Valentines Day!