In the Bounty Cave; Roger had Meek, Sonic, and Luz strapped down to seperate tables as Amity and Anne were looking at them trying to break loose.
"Come on, come on, let us loose. I need to get a box of chocolates for that cupid like hot stuff." said Luz.
"So they were just like that?" said Amity.
Roger nodded.
"Yep, that's what happened. I'm surprised that my cousin and Sonic were talking about some monster with boyish charms since they're straight." said Roger.
"And Luz didn't surprise you one bit?" said Anne.
"She's bi." said Roger.
Amity shook her head.
"Like I don't already know that." said Amity.
Roger went over to a computer and did some work on it and saw Dark Chocolate Cupid on the puter.
"Okay, according to this, this monsters main source of power is his bow and arrow." said Roger.
"So one of us just has to get close enough to destroy his weapon?" said Anne.
"Looks that way." said Roger.
"I'll volunteer. I'll prove to Luz that I'm still an awesome girlfriend, her sweet potato, her Hermosa, I'll never let her leave my sight, and-" Amity said before being interrupted by Roger.
"She just escaped with Meek and Sonic." said Roger.
Amity became shocked and saw that Luz as well as Meek and Sonic were gone.
"OH NO, LUZ IS MISSING!" yelled Amity.
Anne glared at Amity.
"Uh, Roger's cousin is missing as well." said Anne.
Amity looked at Anne.
"And I should care about him why?" She asked.
"Because if you don't, the main author will draw his support from Lumity and over to Luzanne." Said Anne.
"Let's help everyone else." Said Amity.
She and Anne walked out of the cave.
A beeping sound was heard and Roger looked at the computer.
"Industrial district." Said Roger, "I'd better get a move on."
He started to walk off, but stepped on a metal panel on the floor.
The meerkat looked down at the panel.
"Hmmmmm." Said Roger.
Later; the meerkat had appeared at Toon City's industrial district with a samurai sword out and was looking around for Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"Now where is that cupid knockoff?" said Roger.
An arrow nearly hit his feet and the meerkat stepped back in shock.
He looked up and saw Dark Chocolate Cupid landing on the ground.
"Here I am, ready to surrender yourself to me?" said Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"I'd rather surrender myself to an episode of Seinfeld than to you of all people." said Roger.
Dark Chocolate Cupid drew out a sword and he and Roger started clashing swords with each other.
"Give it up, you know you'll never win." said Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"Never." said Roger.
The monster knocked the sword out of Roger's hands before drawing out his bow and arrow and fired an arrow laser that hit Roger in the chest before disappearing.
Roger sighed happily.
"Now will you give up?" said Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"Oh yes hot baby, how did I not know until now how attractive you really are? I love you." said Roger.
He approached Dark Chocolate Cupid and wrapped his arms around the monster.
"Now that you love me. Will you give me a box of chocolates?" said Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"Of course my hot angel. But first, I just need to do something." Roger said while grabbing the monster's bow and arrow.
He then started surging with lots of electricity that electrocuted Dark Chocolate Cupid, making the monster scream before the meerkat kicked the monster away.
Roger then kicked his sword up into the air before letting go of the bow and arrow and grabbed the sword which he then used to slice the weapon in half.
The monster shrieked in shock.
"MY BOW AND ARROW, NOW MY SPELL IS BROKEN!" yelled Dark Chocolate Cupid.
With Meek, Sonic, and Luz; the two had exited a Wal Mart with heart shaped boxes of chocolates.
Meek had a regular sized one, Sonic had one bigger then Meek's, and Luz had a very big box.
"Oh boy, that angel is going to love the chocolates I've got, so much regular and white chocolates." said Sonic.
Luz chuckled.
"Yeah right, he'll love what I'll present him. This thing's got all kinds of chocolates, truffles, cream filled, anything you can imagine." said Luz.
"It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. Mine has chocolates from every corner of the earth, so-"Meek said before his, Sonic, and Luz's chests glowed briefly and stopped, making him and the others confused, "Why are we in front of a Wal Mart?"
Luz noticed her chocolate box.
"And why do I have a big box of chocolates all of a sudden?" said Luz.
"You got me." Sonic said as Amity and Anne had appeared.
"Whew, good thing that Find my Phone app on Luz's phone and my own paid off." said Amity.
The others noticed the girls.
"Wow, for a minute there, I thought you'd be married to whatever monster you all became love sick over." said Anne.
Meek became confused.
"Monster, you mean that one chocolate like monster, are you nuts?" said Meek.
"I'd be better off in a polysexual like relationship than with that sicko." said Sonic.
"Seriously, why do I have such a big heart shaped box of chocolates?" said Luz.
Amity did some thinking and snapped her fingers.
"You were talking about how you think I'm such an awesome girlfriend that you felt you had to buy me such a big box of chocolates to prove how much you love me, than afterwards we would return to the mansion where we would binge a bunch of Disney Princess films whilst snuggling up to each other with occasional kisses to each other." said Amity.
Anne glared at Amity.
"Really? There's no way she's going to buy all of that." said Anne.
"That totally sounds like something I would do." said Luz.
Amity chuckled before she and Luz hugged each other.
"Well, they're normal." said Amity.
Anne then realized something.
"But if everyone's normal, then that means that Roger's fighting the monster, alone." said Anne.
Everyone became shocked before Anne, Meek, and Sonic ran off.
"Should we even provide help to Roger?" said Luz.
"Nah, just enjoy this moment for now." said Amity.
Back with Roger and Dark Chocolate Cupid; the monster was crying.
"This can't possibly be real." Dark Chocolate Cupid said, "You said you loved me."
Roger acted confused.
"Did I?" said Roger, "Oh yeah, I did say that."
He opened up his jacket and pulled out the metal panel which had a dent on it.
"Your arrow merely hit this piece of metal bitch. I was smart enough to put this on before going off in search for you." said Roger.
The monster kept on crying.
"Tricked by a teenage meerkat." said Dark Chocolate Cupid.
Roger chuckled.
Dark Chocolate Cupid became mad.
"You little fucker, I'm going to fucking kill your ass." Dark Chocolate Cupid said before pulling his sword out.
The two started clashing swords as Meek, Sonic, and Anne appeared and saw what was going on.
"There's that fucker." said Sonic.
"And my cousin." said Meek.
"This'll be good to see." said Anne.
Roger punched Dark Chocolate Cupid with lighting really hard, sending him crashing to the ground.
The monster stood up growling in anger while holding his sword out as Luz and Amity appeared.
"CHOCOLATE SLASH!" yelled Dark Chocolate Cupid.
"LIGHTNING CYCLONE!" Roger yelled before electricity surged to his sword.
The meerkat spun around as the two beings approached each other.
"FINAL STRIKE!" yelled Roger.
He then slashed Dark Chocolate Cupid, making the monster spark out of control and scream in pain.
"LOVE REALLY DOES HURT!" Dark Chocolate Cupid yelled before exploding.
But King Dice and Demon saw this the two became annoyed.
"Curses!" spoke the Dice Headed Demon.
"It ain't exorcised yet." said the Demon.
"Go demon, make the monster grow." said King Dice.
The Demon flew to Dark Chocolate Cupid and spewed out energy that revived him and made him grow to giant size.
"LOVE CONQUERS ALL!" yelled Dark Chocolate Cupid.
Everyone looked up in shock.
"Seriously, with the deadline?" said Sonic.
Everyone drew out their Crystal Zords.
"CRYSTAL ZORDS, ACTIVATE!" everyone yelled.
The group tossed the Zords into the air before the crystals broke apart and released the zords which grew to giant size.
The Zords combined into the Crystal Megazord which got into a fighting stance.
The pilots appeared in the cockpit before putting their crystals in their respective podiums.
"BATTLE MODE ENGAGE!" everyone yelled.
"Let's finish this as quickly as possible, we've got to finish this fic up before Valentines Day and still get to finish Gus and Bria's plotline." said Meek.
"YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!" Dark Chocolate Cupid said before drawing out a pistol grip crossbow and started firing lots of arrows at the Megazord rapidly.
"That's what you think." Sonic said before drawing out the Crystal Warrior Zord crystal, "CRYSTAL WARRIOR ZORD, COMBINE!"
He placed the crystal in his podium before the Crystal Megazord transformed into the Warrior formation with its warblades and avoided or slashed each arrow while approaching the monster.
The Monster smirked and shot laser hearts from his eyes.
But the Megazord avoided it and slashed the monster.
"I NEVER ENJOYED THE VALENTINES!" He shouted and fell and exploded.
The Megazord posed.
Everyone was shocked by this.
"Hi that was a very quick Megazord Battle!" spoke Meek bur shrugged. "Let's end this chapter here so we can make deadline!"
"Demon exorcised." said Roger.