It was a long day for the Fanfic critic. She read a long boring fanfictions and was thinking of giving herself pleasures.

She laid on her bed and turned on her radio to listen to sexy music. She took off her opants and her suit so she was completely naked in front of her miror. She then laid on her bed again and took virgin olive oil to pour it all over herself. Then she used her middle finger to give herself a pleasure, but she soon found out she needed something thicker.

So she took of her glasses and pushed them in VaJJ. She pulled them in & out and in & out but it still wasn't enough. She then took a banana that she dipped in chocolata sause and she used it as her disco stick. But it broke of.

"DAMN IT" she screamed. "How am I supposed to countine?" she said in her head. She then took the longest fork she haid and gently pulled the banan out. I need something stronger she said and she peled a carrot. She pleasured herself for 20 minutes and boy did she enjoy it. Her neighbuars could listen to her orgasms like she did it in front of them.

Then the door opened. It was Susan and she looked stunned at the critic.

Meggie said: "I can explain, it's not what you think".

Susan said in a very British excccent "You think that I don't know about the shite you're doing here 3 times per day"

The critic turned red of shame. Then Susan said: "I can't believe that your vagina can do this, mine is like a snail compared to yours"

Meggie giggled at the compliment. Susan then showed her what she had in her hand. It was an enormous zucchini. Meggie got all sweaty at looking at it.

"I always wanted to see for myself how much your vagina can take, so let me have the honor of testing it" Susan said.

Eggie said: "My vaginal lips will open at your command!" She said pashonly.

Susan got naked and she slammed the zucchini with all her force into Meg's vagina. Then dwarf Martin aka Sparky came through the door. "What are you doing here?" they both yelled.

Martin said: "I heard Meg and I wanted to see what is happening, it sounded like a lioness was getting her fur waxed off, but I see that you two are busy, so I won't bother".

Maggie and Susan yelled: "Come join us". "Okey, dokey" Martin said, threw her Gameboy away and jumped on the cum soaked bed. They all poured Olive oil on thimselves, so that they were greasier than Sardines from the can. They all rubbed each other and that attracted the 30 cats that were roaming in the house.

"Come here kitties" said Meggie in a seductive voice. The kittens happily came and Meggie grabbed Caddy & Rorschach and pushed them in her enormous vagina. It was very warm in it and the kittens were really happy, so it came as no surprise that her cats placed themselves in a 69 position. Meggie then put cat food in it, so that the cats won't starve during the next few hours.

I still have plenty of room, Meggie said. Susan then oushed the zucchini with all her force into Meg's vagina. She continued to push it and out until Meggie screamed: "OH! Yes! YEEES! I never had szuch guud sex in my live!"

They continued to have sex, Megan & Susan and Martin & the 28 remaining cats until 24 hours passed. They all fell uncountchus from thier satisfactions and Meg still had the whole cucumber in her.

Then the two kittens came from her vagina. They said in their cat language: "This is even better than riding a roller coaster!"

And so the FFC gets rid of her stress from bad fanfics. Now she is ready for a new FANFICTION!