p id="docs-internal-guid-cbf6223f-7fff-6523-3107-aa4759d320cb" dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The campus of Black Mountain was in shadow. There was a new moon and barely the glisten of a radscorpion carapace or armored dong could be seen in the vast expanses of the Mojave Wasteland. All around the radio station slumbered the giant beefy forms of super mutants- tragically mutated humans who had been bred to be powerful, murderous war beasts that ate, slept, killed and farted pretty much every hour of the day. Their snores echoed off the rocky peaks like a thousand angry mating warthogs. Several lay there twitching, dreaming of ripping limbs from fleshy puke bag humans. Others lay hugging weapons like a Teddy bear./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"All was calm in the Supreme Overlord's office. She had got angry earlier in the day because her best friend Rhonda had insulted her live on the airway and she had promptly thrown a large piece of equipment across the room, which inevitably broke and was rendered useless. After scribbling a note to Raul to fix it and emptying a giant shit from her colon (getting angry always made a lot of her muscles tense, especially her bowels. Consequently she was always needing to go for a dump) , she threw on her sexy nightwear. (A see-through shower curtain with a hole in the middle for her head. She had tied a long string of ghoul bones around the middle to give it that dainty feminine look) The leader was lying flat on her back in bed, legs akimbo; arms hanging off either side of the tiny frame. In her anger, she had neglected to notice that one side of her lip brace had pinged off, so that when she lay down her oversized top lip slumped down fully. It was currently vibrating at such a high pitch that the centaurs in the pen outside were suffering from earache. (Tabitha unbeknownst to her mutated self, had always been a hideous snorer.) She was so heavily encumbered by sleep that she didn't hear a door across the compound being hotwired and a quiet husky "/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Shit!"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" being muttered as something tripped over a stray bucket that Tabitha had been using to throw her turds over the edge of Black Mountain onto the road below in some sort of creepy warning to trespassers. . /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Raul felt a sudden wave of terror wash over him at the thought of waking the sleeping Goliath that was Tabitha and so lay still on the ground for a good while before picking himself up off the floor gingerly and vomiting over the bucket as the logs of Tabitha's shit inside it invaded his noseless nostrils like an unwanted cock in a rectum. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Oh great…" he thought "More deathclaw poop… why does she keep this stuff around?"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Brushing fresh 'dung' from the front of his Pedro Chico jumpsuit, Raul pondered briefly whether anywhere would let him seek refuge whilst smelling like warm 'reptile diarea'… but a sudden stirring from Tabitha's building shook him from his concerned thoughts. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Ohhh…Rhonda! Yes, Rhonda. I like that!...Ohhh…a lot better than the cattle prod you used last time…!" The voice was heavy and mired in sleep, so it was unlikely that the Supreme Overlord of Utobitha was merely dreaming… but still, Raul shuddered at the implications of said dream. Rhonda? Cattle prods? Perceived lovemaking? If ever there was something to settle his mind on the issue of leaving Black Mountain, that was it; and so gathering his knapsack, of meagre belongings (Pork 'n' Beans, some dirty water , one lousy stimpack and the latest edition of Girl Ghouls Monthly) he headed out into the Mojave wastes. Limping heavily on a badly sprained ankle and reeking of 'deathclaw crap.' (or so he thought)/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"It was three weeks later that the ghoul arrived at New Vegas North Gate. He cut a sorry sight with his squishy, yellowed skin having been seriously afflicted by Nevada's fierce sun, and the multiple radscorpion stings peppering his bare-beneath-the – knee legs- making it look like he had a bad case of ghoul-measles; somehow unbelievably, he /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"still/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" managed to smell of feces, though as it started to heat in the sun he realised that the smell wasn't like dried beast shit… then he threw up as the realisation hit him. Even the impromptu dip in Nipton's water tower hadn't solved that little problem. Yes, it had taken decidedly longer to reach New Vegas- mainly due to the fact that he'd had to go the long way around as a Battle-Royale between junkie raiders and amorous deathclaws seemed to be occurring in the Sloan pass. He wasn't particularly surprised at the turn of events however; bad luck was something he specialised in. He was just glad he'd escaped from…/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"shudder/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"… Tabitha. The angry robosexual lesbian Nightkin. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Letting himself into Freeside, Raul made directly for the only place in the city he knew, the Atomic Wrangler. The female softskin twin-Maxine Garret- welcomed him with her usual/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" "oh great, Ghouls. I /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"hate/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" ghouls." And threw the remnants of her atomic cocktail in his face. That stuff stung more than the time he accidentally sprayed his own radioactive cum into his eye while pouring over Ghoul Girl's Monthly and the pain nearly caused him to yank his own delicate cock off. Mumbling something about the proprietor, feral ghouls and sexual indecency, Raul stumbled off to the corner and began to play some slots (until he drank his cup of caps instead of his whiskey shot and was almost gutted by some bum for being a walking 'piggy bank'… what could he say, so fuck it! He was a tired old man. What was anyone going to do about it? Though if his guts decided to activate randomly at some point it would be the mot painful shrapnel shit ever!/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"As Raul was living it up in the Atomic Wrangler, back in the State of Utobitha, things had quickly gone downhill after Tabitha had discovered the escape of her favourite and only ghoul. She hadn't realised just how much she had relied on him to do things for her. Like fixing the broken techno-thingy and fashioning jewellery for her out of 'pretty' bits and pieces she scavenged from the ugly Wasteland, or giving his opinion on whether her new sexy dance moves would turn on Rhonda. He gave her advice on how best to wear the things she found (though she didn't always take it) and he helped keep the airways working so that her glorious words could keep reaching the beefy ears of the Dum-Dums she ruled. And a bunch of other things she didn't realise he did until now. Suffice to say, she had not had a bath for several days as the tap had broken… some Dum Dum had decided to headbutt it for a bet and jammed the thing. Poor smelly Tabitha was in a sorry state… especially as toilet paper was rare so she'd been having to use somebody's teddy bear as a Roman style anus sponge. And she needed a new outfit to impress Rhonda tonight. She puzzled over finding a new maintenance ghoul to replace him… no, it couldn't be done. Nobody could ever live up to him. Only one thing to be done. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Raul must be found!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"She started throwing things onto her blanket- spare missiles, a clean pillow for a buttsponge, a toy car, a leg of big-horner, her sexy yield sign thong ("You never know Rhonda…") and a bow for Moe. She clumsily tied it up in a bundle and threw it on the floor. She poked her head out of the door to find chaos ensuing outside. Fights were breaking out over the few usable weapons that the mutants still had- all the broken ones needed Raul's loving touch. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""CUDDLES! GET OVER HERE!" Tabitha yelled in her Angry Outdoor Voice. The super mutant looked up gormlessly from where he was trying to rip a Nightkin's arms off in order to get Annabelle for his own (not an easy task when your opponent is invisible.) /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But Tabitha!" Cuddles protested, the missile launcher suddenly out of his reach and invisible. His eyes went wide, his mouth sagged, and his top lip would have wobbled like a dong seeing a meat grinderif it hadn't been hitched up in a brace. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""GET IN HERE NOW CUDDLES BEFORE I BAN YOU FROM EVER HAVING A TURN AT ANNABELLE AGAIN!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The mutant bowed his head and headed to the office. Tabitha pushed him onto the swivel chair and picked up the microphone of the Ham radio broadcaster./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I YOUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD TABITHA, AM GOING ON AN ADVENTURE WITH RHONDA AND MOE TO FIND RAUL SO HE CAN FIX THINGS AND MAKE ME HAPPY AGAIN. CUDDLES WILL BE TALKING IN MY PLACE UNTIL I RETURN. SO LONG DUM DUMS!" She hauled her bundle over her shoulder (nearly knocking Cuddles over as she did.) Cuddles looked perplexed./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I SAID TALK DUM DUM!"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Can I er… can I have my car fixed when you find him?" Tabitha considered this./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST TALK!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Outside, she went to find Moe in the centaur pen. He greeted her by licking his bum and starting to chew on Tabitha's sandal. It was at that point she realised it wasn't Moe and spent half an hour searching for the right centaur, before finding him being sick on the Brotherhood corpses in the pit. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""OH MOE! WALKIES!" she strung a rope around his neck for a lead and tied her bundle onto his back. Moe licked his eyes and slowly started loping along. The two passed by the office./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""RHONDA! ARE YOU READY?"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Yes, Mistress Tabitha." Tabitha, Moe and Rhonda started their long, slow journey into the Mojave to recapture the beloved prisoner of a handyman./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"In all this time, John and Maxine Garrett had decided that having an ageing ghoul hanging around the property, getting repeatedly drunk on cheap liquor, projectile vomiting at the new hookers and then- predictable as always- singing "I will Survive" at the top of his lungs had become severely bad for business. To solve this dilemma, Raul had been put back to work as the casino's cleaner. Day after day he would push his mop bucket of slop through the dingy corridors of the old establishment and clean up the various messes left by the Wrangler's patrons; garbage, vomit, garbage, garbage, vomit… it never ended. And then there was the unbelievable task of 'clean up' after Beatrix the Dominatrix and… /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"shudder/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"… FISTO serviced their clients. Raul sat down heavily on a mangy bar stool… were upon Maxine Garrett threw a bowl of radroach stew over his head causing him to shit in surprise and stain his already shitty boiler suit./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Awww… for the love of… you don't have to keep doing that y'know. You employ me now."/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Whatever." Snarled the woman "I still hate ghouls." She was called away by a gambler and – much to Raul's dismay- her place was taken immediately by Beatrix. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Howdy lover." Her eighty-a-day voice mixed with her Kentucky cowboy drawl sent chills down his sine. And no, not the good kind./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Fancy another roll in the hay?" Raul felt physically ill at the recollection of 'last time' Beatrix had -to his horror- chained him to her bed and whipped him for a while whilst singing country and western songs… before stripping herself naked and going 'all feral ghoul' on his ass. He'd woken up the next morning achy, sore, full of rads… and with is leg tied to a radiator. Needless to say it was not an experience he wanted to repeat. Ever. He anus was already two centuries old and it couldn't take hard work./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Ummm…" Raul hesitated. Her duct-tape nipples often gave him that strange, vomitorious feeling when they sagged that close to his face. "No thanks, Beatrix. I have um….duties to attend to… and, um… stuff."/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""No you don't.!" called the female Garrett twin. "You got off duty ten minutes ago!" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Raul sighed and raised a hand to look at his face: Beatrix gave him a warning look, /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Lying eh? I'll have to chastise you thoroughly for that…" She slapped her riding crop against his outer thigh in a playful, kinky… yet still rather painful manner./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Whatever Bea… I'm just not into…that kind of… stuff. Sex, whatever you call it." He stood to leave, pushing the whiskey bottle across the counter, where it was quickly grabbed and thrown into the trash by Miss Garrett./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Oh I get it…" the ghoul cowgirl (yes, such an ungodly thing did exist) stood and placed one hand questioningly on her hip. "You're not into a good 'ol bit of slap 'n' tickle with one of your own kind… you prefer ol' metal for brains over there." She pointed at the modified Protectron at the far end pf the room who responded with a clunk and rumbled that familiar, terrifying catchphrase,/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" Raul gagged at the mere thought and was about to return to his cupboard (Maxine had not yet deemed him worthy of a room.) and flee the sexually charged mayhem of the casino bar… when… /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""RAAAAAUUUUUUL!" The main door to Freeside was flung wide and a horribly familiar form stomped through the frame. All eyes shot to the mountain of a 'woman' who stood in the threshold, arm outstretched and pointing accusatorily at Raul./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""THERE YOU ARE SQUISHY MAN!" Tabitha barrelled across the room in a mad charge as the Garrett twins and Beatrix fled the room… Beatrix remarking as she ran, /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Hey… squishy man! She must have slept with you too, huh?" And with that she disappeared into the casino's storm shelter. Tabitha's charge was easily sidestepped by the ghoul mechanic and instead the Overlord of Utobitha charged straight into the Fully Integrated Security Technical Officer- or FISTO the sexbot- as he was more commonly known. There was a crunching noise and an /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""OWWWWWW!" as the robot was propelled into the nearest wall by Tabitha. As it sailed across the room it's voice unit whirred./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""ROUGH PLAY IN THE BEDROOM IS TWENTY FIVE CAPS EXTRA PLEASE." The robot then beeped as its emergency damage shutdown kicked in. Tabitha turned, rubbing her head of dislodged True-Hair and shouted as the rest of her entourage made its way through the door./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY, PUKE SACK?" She was so mad she didn't care that she was using her outdoor voice. Moe shambled through the doorway followed by Rhonda and a group of raiders Tabitha had accumulated on her way to New Vegas who seemed to worship her as some kind of god./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But boss! You treat me like trash and you threaten to kill me almost every day…" He was interrupted./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NO I DO NOT! SHUT UP! I'LL KILL YOU!" She stormed towards him once more, knocking over two roulette tables as she came; he sidestepped once more and Tabitha's remarkably uncoordinated flying kick went straight through the nearby door to the men's bathroom. A scared male gambler ran out and promptly got a huge turd on his boots as Tabitha's bowel dropped a dump in shock./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""AAAAAAARRRRGH! RHONDA! I GOT MY FOOT STUCK IN THE DOOR OF THE TOILET AGAIN!" Raul seized the advantage and ran towards the door, vaulted over Moe, who was busy licking his eyes. Pushed the Mr. Handy known as Rhonda out of the way and ran out into the street, hotly pursued by Tabitha's newly acquired Fiend entourage. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOOOOO!" Bellowed Tabitha as the ghoul disappeared into the night. She pulled at her stuck foot but only succeeded in getting her left arm lodged in the door as well. Rhonda floated past the deactivated FISTO as she flew to her mistress's aid and a small electrical spark twitched between her and the protectron…/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"And suddenly FISTO was up. His cognitive circuitry was blown, and he was obviously malfunctioning-haywire- from the heavy impact with the wall. He was thrusting his giant fist rapidly into the air and advancing on Tabitha, punching Rhonda out of the air as he came./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOO!" yelled Tabitha as she tried desperately to lower her leg and thus get herself out of the exceptionally compromising position she found herself in./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" chimed FISTO./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NO!" THE FACT THAT I HAVE ASSUMED THE POSITION IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL AND /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"UNINTENTIONAL!" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Tabitha practically screamed and her True-Hair fell off her head as she struggled, leaving her bald. FISTO slipped on her fesh shit and hit deck./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""SCAT PLAY IS FIFTY CAPS EXTRA." He demanded as he righted himself. "PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" Insisted the robot as its metal arm came to rest on the super mutant's waist./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOO! MOE, HELP ME!" /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"But Moe just sat there passively and licked his eyes…/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"…and no help came for Tabitha that day./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The End/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"All was calm in the Supreme Overlord's office. She had got angry earlier in the day because her best friend Rhonda had insulted her live on the airway and she had promptly thrown a large piece of equipment across the room, which inevitably broke and was rendered useless. After scribbling a note to Raul to fix it and emptying a giant shit from her colon (getting angry always made a lot of her muscles tense, especially her bowels. Consequently she was always needing to go for a dump) , she threw on her sexy nightwear. (A see-through shower curtain with a hole in the middle for her head. She had tied a long string of ghoul bones around the middle to give it that dainty feminine look) The leader was lying flat on her back in bed, legs akimbo; arms hanging off either side of the tiny frame. In her anger, she had neglected to notice that one side of her lip brace had pinged off, so that when she lay down her oversized top lip slumped down fully. It was currently vibrating at such a high pitch that the centaurs in the pen outside were suffering from earache. (Tabitha unbeknownst to her mutated self, had always been a hideous snorer.) She was so heavily encumbered by sleep that she didn't hear a door across the compound being hotwired and a quiet husky "/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Shit!"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" being muttered as something tripped over a stray bucket that Tabitha had been using to throw her turds over the edge of Black Mountain onto the road below in some sort of creepy warning to trespassers. . /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Raul felt a sudden wave of terror wash over him at the thought of waking the sleeping Goliath that was Tabitha and so lay still on the ground for a good while before picking himself up off the floor gingerly and vomiting over the bucket as the logs of Tabitha's shit inside it invaded his noseless nostrils like an unwanted cock in a rectum. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Oh great…" he thought "More deathclaw poop… why does she keep this stuff around?"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Brushing fresh 'dung' from the front of his Pedro Chico jumpsuit, Raul pondered briefly whether anywhere would let him seek refuge whilst smelling like warm 'reptile diarea'… but a sudden stirring from Tabitha's building shook him from his concerned thoughts. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Ohhh…Rhonda! Yes, Rhonda. I like that!...Ohhh…a lot better than the cattle prod you used last time…!" The voice was heavy and mired in sleep, so it was unlikely that the Supreme Overlord of Utobitha was merely dreaming… but still, Raul shuddered at the implications of said dream. Rhonda? Cattle prods? Perceived lovemaking? If ever there was something to settle his mind on the issue of leaving Black Mountain, that was it; and so gathering his knapsack, of meagre belongings (Pork 'n' Beans, some dirty water , one lousy stimpack and the latest edition of Girl Ghouls Monthly) he headed out into the Mojave wastes. Limping heavily on a badly sprained ankle and reeking of 'deathclaw crap.' (or so he thought)/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"It was three weeks later that the ghoul arrived at New Vegas North Gate. He cut a sorry sight with his squishy, yellowed skin having been seriously afflicted by Nevada's fierce sun, and the multiple radscorpion stings peppering his bare-beneath-the – knee legs- making it look like he had a bad case of ghoul-measles; somehow unbelievably, he /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"still/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" managed to smell of feces, though as it started to heat in the sun he realised that the smell wasn't like dried beast shit… then he threw up as the realisation hit him. Even the impromptu dip in Nipton's water tower hadn't solved that little problem. Yes, it had taken decidedly longer to reach New Vegas- mainly due to the fact that he'd had to go the long way around as a Battle-Royale between junkie raiders and amorous deathclaws seemed to be occurring in the Sloan pass. He wasn't particularly surprised at the turn of events however; bad luck was something he specialised in. He was just glad he'd escaped from…/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"shudder/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"… Tabitha. The angry robosexual lesbian Nightkin. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Letting himself into Freeside, Raul made directly for the only place in the city he knew, the Atomic Wrangler. The female softskin twin-Maxine Garret- welcomed him with her usual/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" "oh great, Ghouls. I /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"hate/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;" ghouls." And threw the remnants of her atomic cocktail in his face. That stuff stung more than the time he accidentally sprayed his own radioactive cum into his eye while pouring over Ghoul Girl's Monthly and the pain nearly caused him to yank his own delicate cock off. Mumbling something about the proprietor, feral ghouls and sexual indecency, Raul stumbled off to the corner and began to play some slots (until he drank his cup of caps instead of his whiskey shot and was almost gutted by some bum for being a walking 'piggy bank'… what could he say, so fuck it! He was a tired old man. What was anyone going to do about it? Though if his guts decided to activate randomly at some point it would be the mot painful shrapnel shit ever!/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"As Raul was living it up in the Atomic Wrangler, back in the State of Utobitha, things had quickly gone downhill after Tabitha had discovered the escape of her favourite and only ghoul. She hadn't realised just how much she had relied on him to do things for her. Like fixing the broken techno-thingy and fashioning jewellery for her out of 'pretty' bits and pieces she scavenged from the ugly Wasteland, or giving his opinion on whether her new sexy dance moves would turn on Rhonda. He gave her advice on how best to wear the things she found (though she didn't always take it) and he helped keep the airways working so that her glorious words could keep reaching the beefy ears of the Dum-Dums she ruled. And a bunch of other things she didn't realise he did until now. Suffice to say, she had not had a bath for several days as the tap had broken… some Dum Dum had decided to headbutt it for a bet and jammed the thing. Poor smelly Tabitha was in a sorry state… especially as toilet paper was rare so she'd been having to use somebody's teddy bear as a Roman style anus sponge. And she needed a new outfit to impress Rhonda tonight. She puzzled over finding a new maintenance ghoul to replace him… no, it couldn't be done. Nobody could ever live up to him. Only one thing to be done. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Raul must be found!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"She started throwing things onto her blanket- spare missiles, a clean pillow for a buttsponge, a toy car, a leg of big-horner, her sexy yield sign thong ("You never know Rhonda…") and a bow for Moe. She clumsily tied it up in a bundle and threw it on the floor. She poked her head out of the door to find chaos ensuing outside. Fights were breaking out over the few usable weapons that the mutants still had- all the broken ones needed Raul's loving touch. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""CUDDLES! GET OVER HERE!" Tabitha yelled in her Angry Outdoor Voice. The super mutant looked up gormlessly from where he was trying to rip a Nightkin's arms off in order to get Annabelle for his own (not an easy task when your opponent is invisible.) /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But Tabitha!" Cuddles protested, the missile launcher suddenly out of his reach and invisible. His eyes went wide, his mouth sagged, and his top lip would have wobbled like a dong seeing a meat grinderif it hadn't been hitched up in a brace. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""GET IN HERE NOW CUDDLES BEFORE I BAN YOU FROM EVER HAVING A TURN AT ANNABELLE AGAIN!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The mutant bowed his head and headed to the office. Tabitha pushed him onto the swivel chair and picked up the microphone of the Ham radio broadcaster./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I YOUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD TABITHA, AM GOING ON AN ADVENTURE WITH RHONDA AND MOE TO FIND RAUL SO HE CAN FIX THINGS AND MAKE ME HAPPY AGAIN. CUDDLES WILL BE TALKING IN MY PLACE UNTIL I RETURN. SO LONG DUM DUMS!" She hauled her bundle over her shoulder (nearly knocking Cuddles over as she did.) Cuddles looked perplexed./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I SAID TALK DUM DUM!"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Can I er… can I have my car fixed when you find him?" Tabitha considered this./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST TALK!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Outside, she went to find Moe in the centaur pen. He greeted her by licking his bum and starting to chew on Tabitha's sandal. It was at that point she realised it wasn't Moe and spent half an hour searching for the right centaur, before finding him being sick on the Brotherhood corpses in the pit. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""OH MOE! WALKIES!" she strung a rope around his neck for a lead and tied her bundle onto his back. Moe licked his eyes and slowly started loping along. The two passed by the office./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""RHONDA! ARE YOU READY?"/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Yes, Mistress Tabitha." Tabitha, Moe and Rhonda started their long, slow journey into the Mojave to recapture the beloved prisoner of a handyman./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"In all this time, John and Maxine Garrett had decided that having an ageing ghoul hanging around the property, getting repeatedly drunk on cheap liquor, projectile vomiting at the new hookers and then- predictable as always- singing "I will Survive" at the top of his lungs had become severely bad for business. To solve this dilemma, Raul had been put back to work as the casino's cleaner. Day after day he would push his mop bucket of slop through the dingy corridors of the old establishment and clean up the various messes left by the Wrangler's patrons; garbage, vomit, garbage, garbage, vomit… it never ended. And then there was the unbelievable task of 'clean up' after Beatrix the Dominatrix and… /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"shudder/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"… FISTO serviced their clients. Raul sat down heavily on a mangy bar stool… were upon Maxine Garrett threw a bowl of radroach stew over his head causing him to shit in surprise and stain his already shitty boiler suit./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Awww… for the love of… you don't have to keep doing that y'know. You employ me now."/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Whatever." Snarled the woman "I still hate ghouls." She was called away by a gambler and – much to Raul's dismay- her place was taken immediately by Beatrix. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Howdy lover." Her eighty-a-day voice mixed with her Kentucky cowboy drawl sent chills down his sine. And no, not the good kind./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Fancy another roll in the hay?" Raul felt physically ill at the recollection of 'last time' Beatrix had -to his horror- chained him to her bed and whipped him for a while whilst singing country and western songs… before stripping herself naked and going 'all feral ghoul' on his ass. He'd woken up the next morning achy, sore, full of rads… and with is leg tied to a radiator. Needless to say it was not an experience he wanted to repeat. Ever. He anus was already two centuries old and it couldn't take hard work./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Ummm…" Raul hesitated. Her duct-tape nipples often gave him that strange, vomitorious feeling when they sagged that close to his face. "No thanks, Beatrix. I have um….duties to attend to… and, um… stuff."/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""No you don't.!" called the female Garrett twin. "You got off duty ten minutes ago!" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Raul sighed and raised a hand to look at his face: Beatrix gave him a warning look, /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Lying eh? I'll have to chastise you thoroughly for that…" She slapped her riding crop against his outer thigh in a playful, kinky… yet still rather painful manner./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Whatever Bea… I'm just not into…that kind of… stuff. Sex, whatever you call it." He stood to leave, pushing the whiskey bottle across the counter, where it was quickly grabbed and thrown into the trash by Miss Garrett./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Oh I get it…" the ghoul cowgirl (yes, such an ungodly thing did exist) stood and placed one hand questioningly on her hip. "You're not into a good 'ol bit of slap 'n' tickle with one of your own kind… you prefer ol' metal for brains over there." She pointed at the modified Protectron at the far end pf the room who responded with a clunk and rumbled that familiar, terrifying catchphrase,/spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" Raul gagged at the mere thought and was about to return to his cupboard (Maxine had not yet deemed him worthy of a room.) and flee the sexually charged mayhem of the casino bar… when… /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""RAAAAAUUUUUUL!" The main door to Freeside was flung wide and a horribly familiar form stomped through the frame. All eyes shot to the mountain of a 'woman' who stood in the threshold, arm outstretched and pointing accusatorily at Raul./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""THERE YOU ARE SQUISHY MAN!" Tabitha barrelled across the room in a mad charge as the Garrett twins and Beatrix fled the room… Beatrix remarking as she ran, /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Hey… squishy man! She must have slept with you too, huh?" And with that she disappeared into the casino's storm shelter. Tabitha's charge was easily sidestepped by the ghoul mechanic and instead the Overlord of Utobitha charged straight into the Fully Integrated Security Technical Officer- or FISTO the sexbot- as he was more commonly known. There was a crunching noise and an /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""OWWWWWW!" as the robot was propelled into the nearest wall by Tabitha. As it sailed across the room it's voice unit whirred./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""ROUGH PLAY IN THE BEDROOM IS TWENTY FIVE CAPS EXTRA PLEASE." The robot then beeped as its emergency damage shutdown kicked in. Tabitha turned, rubbing her head of dislodged True-Hair and shouted as the rest of her entourage made its way through the door./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY, PUKE SACK?" She was so mad she didn't care that she was using her outdoor voice. Moe shambled through the doorway followed by Rhonda and a group of raiders Tabitha had accumulated on her way to New Vegas who seemed to worship her as some kind of god./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But boss! You treat me like trash and you threaten to kill me almost every day…" He was interrupted./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NO I DO NOT! SHUT UP! I'LL KILL YOU!" She stormed towards him once more, knocking over two roulette tables as she came; he sidestepped once more and Tabitha's remarkably uncoordinated flying kick went straight through the nearby door to the men's bathroom. A scared male gambler ran out and promptly got a huge turd on his boots as Tabitha's bowel dropped a dump in shock./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""AAAAAAARRRRGH! RHONDA! I GOT MY FOOT STUCK IN THE DOOR OF THE TOILET AGAIN!" Raul seized the advantage and ran towards the door, vaulted over Moe, who was busy licking his eyes. Pushed the Mr. Handy known as Rhonda out of the way and ran out into the street, hotly pursued by Tabitha's newly acquired Fiend entourage. /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOOOOO!" Bellowed Tabitha as the ghoul disappeared into the night. She pulled at her stuck foot but only succeeded in getting her left arm lodged in the door as well. Rhonda floated past the deactivated FISTO as she flew to her mistress's aid and a small electrical spark twitched between her and the protectron…/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"And suddenly FISTO was up. His cognitive circuitry was blown, and he was obviously malfunctioning-haywire- from the heavy impact with the wall. He was thrusting his giant fist rapidly into the air and advancing on Tabitha, punching Rhonda out of the air as he came./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOO!" yelled Tabitha as she tried desperately to lower her leg and thus get herself out of the exceptionally compromising position she found herself in./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" chimed FISTO./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NO!" THE FACT THAT I HAVE ASSUMED THE POSITION IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL AND /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"UNINTENTIONAL!" /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Tabitha practically screamed and her True-Hair fell off her head as she struggled, leaving her bald. FISTO slipped on her fesh shit and hit deck./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""SCAT PLAY IS FIFTY CAPS EXTRA." He demanded as he righted himself. "PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION!" Insisted the robot as its metal arm came to rest on the super mutant's waist./spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"br /spanspan style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""NOOOO! MOE, HELP ME!" /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"But Moe just sat there passively and licked his eyes…/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"…and no help came for Tabitha that day./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0.0pt; margin-bottom: 8.0pt;"span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Teko, sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The End/span/p