One hot day in a cornfield somewhere in Louisana, a fancy red car appears driving around with a man with sunglasses and a moustache driving with the radio on and as the man continues driving, he sees what appears to a woman in a short shirt and short shorts with her thumb up. He turns around and pulls up in front of her. "Excuse me, Miss?" he said "Would you like a ride?" The woman smiled at the man and replied "Thank you so much." The man opens the passenger door for her. "I hope I'm not too much trouble." she said. "No, absolutely not. Please, hop in." The woman gets in the car with him.
As he's driving her where she's going, she joins the man jamming to the radio. Then, the man finally approaches a house and pulls into the driveway which is where the woman lives. "Thank you, sir. I appreciate the ride. And I really love your music." Then the man said to her "I never met a girl who likes the same stuff as me." Then the woman said "You got good taste, sir." Then the man said to her "Hey, listen. If you're not too busy, I thought maybe you and I could meet somewhere. Maybe you and I could go have dinner somewhere." Then the woman said to him "Sure. But we haven't even introduce yet." Then he realized "Oh, shoot. Where are my manners? My name is Mario." he introduced. "I'm Pauline." said the woman. "So nice to meet you." said Mario. "Why don't we need exchange numbers?" said Pauline. "Sure. Why not?" said Mario.
They both get out they're smartphones and start exchanging numbers. "Call me tonight." said Pauline. "Will do." said Mario. Pauline walks back in her house and Mario looks at the number in his phone and kisses the phone. Then, he starts driving off. "Let's a go!" he said to himself.
SUPER MARIO BROS.
Later that night at Mario's house, he remains in the bathroom getting ready for his first date with the Pauline and then starts making poses in his mirror. "It's a me, Sexy Man!" he said to himself.
Then he grabs a box of chocolate and marches to his car arrive to Pauline's house.
Meanwhile, Pauline remains in the bathroom putting on her lipstick as she's getting ready for the date. Then, she hears her doorbell ringing and then she walks over to the door and answers it to Mario holding flowers and a box of chocolate. "I hope you're not allergic to chocolate." said Mario. "Mario." said Pauline smiling. "If you would've brought me strawberries, I would've died." Then Mario said "Well, Pauline. I believe you found the right person who would never harm you." Then Pauline asked "So, where are we going for dinner?" Mario answers her while walking her down the steps "I was thinking someplace special. Someplace for a special date."
They remain at a restaurant called Tony's Italian House looking at the menus. "There are a lot of different choices here." said Pauline. "What do you recommend?" he asked Mario. "My suggestion would be a spaghetti." said Mario. "I think I'll have that. Or we could share a pizza together." said Pauline. "Good idea!" Mario agreed. Then the waiter arrives to take their order. "Are we ready?" the waiter asked. "Sure!" Mario answered. "We'll both share a pizza together. Pepperoni, mushrooms, and Italian sausage." then the waiter said "You got it!" Waiter writes down the orders. "I will get it cooking right away!"
"Mario..." said Pauline. Mario started realizing "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot what to ask what you wanted on the pizza." he said as he apologized. "No, it's not that." Pauline corrected. "I was wondering if we got to know each other a little better, maybe you could come live in New York with me?"
"New York?" Mario repeated in question. "That's uh..." he stuttered. "You know, I would love to live in New York with you. Except, I feel that my house is here in Louisiana. But don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I don't want to. I just need to think about that." he explained. "That's understandable." said Pauline. "But I'm sure we will work something out." said Mario.