The rain was beating down heavily onto the window, only the faintest of blue light came in through. Just enough to illuminate the two lovers. Both of them were intoxicated not only with alcohol, but with each other.

It took them mere moments to strip one another of any boundaries between them, leaving their clothes all over the floor. Through it all, their makeout session kept going; their tongues fighting for dominance over one another.

But they had to move onto the next stage sooner or later. Shirou broke off their kiss so he could move down onto her neck. Moans threatened to escape Jeanne's mouth, so she bit down on her finger to stifle them.

Shirou, wishing to hear the song of pleasure from his girlfriend's mouth, moved one of his hands to fondle Jeanne's breast and the other found its way between her legs, shoving his fingers inside her. Her moans no longer contained, grew louder by the second. But, she wanted to go further, to make him feel as good as he was making her feel.

In one swift move, she grabbed him and flipped him over and then proceeded to get on top "My turn." Jeanne nearly growled out. She moved down, now face to face with Shirou's already fully erect cock. "All this foreplay is getting you excited, isn't it?" She smirked.

"How could I not get excited with you around?" Was Shirou's reply.

Despite the blush that bloomed on her face, her smirk did not fade. "Oh you handsome smooth talker, whatever will I do with you?" She started moving her hand up and down his member, causing Shirou to be the one now writhing in pleasure. She was only getting started however, soon enough she switched out her hand for her bountiful breasts.

Now sandwiched in the soft valley, only Shirou's tip could be seen sticking out. Once Jeanne started moving however, it would periodically vanish between the breasts, and Jeanne had started to lick at the tip every time it came out.

Shirou could no longer even try to contain his moans as he lied down and enjoyed Jeanne's service. She could feel him getting harder and bigger each time she licked at the tip of his cock. The pure eroticism of his partner had been causing his lust to rise with no end in sight, only further enhanced by his love for her.

"Haah, You… feel so… good…hngh-" Anything else he wanted to say was interrupted when Jeanne decided to slam her breasts down to his base, taking whatever part of him that was not between them into her mouth; continuing to bob her head up and down. Despite her mouth being occupied, she still hummed happily at the praise, fluids leaking from her nether region.

Seeing the redhead squirm like that, knowing she had him wrapped around her finger; she loved every bit of it. Soon enough, she felt him twitching; she knew what that meant. She removed her breasts from his cock and increased her tempo.

Within moments she heard him gasp sharply and proceeded to take him all the way to the base in her mouth. Just then, he reached his climax. Jeanne made sure to not waste a single drop. After a while, assured that he was done cumming, she freed his cock from her mouth.

While Shirou was still getting his bearings, he noticed shuffling on the bed. Jeanne had moved further up onto the bed, getting onto her knees, face on a pillow with her arms under it.

As he looked at her behind, she started wiggling it. He would have gotten caught in a trance if she did not speak. "What are you waiting for, Master~? Does your servant not deserve punishment for being so naughty?"

If that hadn't gotten Shirou excited he was not sure he could even call himself a man. He got back up and positioned himself behind his servant. "I have to agree with you, my dear servant." Seeing Shirou join in on the little play got Jeanne grinning from ear to ear.

After he lined himself up with her entrance, he plunged in. Jeanne was barely able to stop herself from moaning out. Soon enough the sounds of Shirou's grunts and flesh slapping against flesh started competing with the sounds of the heavy rain and wind beating on the windows.

As Shirou's hammering intensified, Jeanne's composure degraded in turn. She had resorted to burying her face and biting down on her pillow in an attempt to stifle her moans. Unfortunately for her, Shirou was determined to make her sing.

Her resistance was eroded and soon her moans filled the room. He hammered down into her with no signs of stopping, instead only going harder and faster. Their minds were almost gone by this point, taken over completely by their lust for each other. By this point the weather outside was no more than a whisper in comparison to their passionate lovemaking.

"Harder! Fuck me harder, Shirou!" Jeanne calls out in between her pants. Her lover was more than happy to oblige. As Shirou got rougher her mind started to slip even further. No proper thoughts were going through either of their minds, just the need to satiate their lust for one another. It was only a matter of time before they had both reached their limits. Once Jeanne reached her own peak, her pussy squeezed as tight as it could, Shirou could not really hope to keep going much longer; the pleasure far too intense.

They both orgasmed simultaneously, Shirou's cum covered Jeanne's insides white. There was so much of it that before he finished cumming, a part of it had leaked out. With that, their exhaustion finally caught up with them; both found themselves collapsed on the bed, just trying to catch their breath. Jeanne had regained her composure first, her mind now returning to reality. She looked at Shirou who was close to finally catching his breath as well. Too bad his girlfriend had other ideas.

Before he knew it, Jeanne was on top of him facing in the opposite direction from him. "J-Jeanne?" Was that fear in his voice? or was it excitement? A little bit of both?

"What? Didn't think we were done already, did you?"

"Well no, but…" Shirou's mind was struggling to keep up with the current situation. He was still a bit light headed from cumming not even a minute ago, and yet here he was presented with Jeanne's backside. Her perfectly chiseled back, partially covered by her cascading hair that was almost shining due to how it was still a bit wet from the rain outside, further accentuated from the sweat she was working up . And right below it was her firm round ass grinding against his stomach. She was clearly yearning for more of him, how could he not get hard again at such a sight.

Once she saw Shirou's now once more erect cock rise up to rest against her stomach, Jeanne let out a devilish giggle. "Much better." She wasted no time to raise her hips and line herself up; she proceeded to lower herself onto Shirou, gasping lightly as she felt him enter her once more.

Once she got comfortable she got to work and started to bring her hips up and then drop them back down. Shirou meanwhile could not help himself but be hypnotized by the sight of her ass going up and then slamming back down onto his waist. Their moans once more filled the room.

As time passed and Jeanne got faster and rougher, she had to grab onto Shirou's legs. And once she started to add a twist to her hips Shirou had almost lost it right there and then. He had no idea how he still managed to keep up with the pure eroticism of his servant. Said servant was having trouble keeping her mind from slipping away, so enthralled by her little ride. She couldn't even stop herself from panting with her tongue sticking out, accompanied with an almost crazed look in her eyes, begging for more and more of this wonderful feeling.

For the second time tonight, they reached their orgasms together, and they both knew it would not be the last time either. Jeanne slammed her hips down as she came, eyes rolled into the back of her head. Shirou meanwhile pushed his hips upwards, reaching the deepest parts of Jeanne's womb.

Once she returned to her senses, Jeanne slid off his dick. Despite all logic and reason however, they were still not done. Their fires of passion and lust have been ignited, and it will take a lot more than this to extinguish them. With full intention to not stop anytime soon, they moved off the bed. This time Jeanne was up against the wall with one of her legs raised up into the air, Shirou relentlessly hammering into her.

When he finished inside her again they both failed to notice that the force used had created a crack in the wall. They both wielded superhuman strength and they hardly cared enough to hold back when lost in their heat. Not like it was much of a problem really, a simple spell will take care of it, once they notice it of course.

Now even past the point of taking breaks in between, they moved back to the bed. Shirou now sat at the edge with Jeanne turned away from him once more, bouncing up and down in his lap; Shirou's hands firmly grasping her buttocks, helping her remain stable. Her hair slid down, almost reaching the floor, it managed to hide her face from view, concealing her face as she was consumed by desire.

They went on for hours, well past midnight and into the early hours of the next day. It didn't matter to them where they did it. It didn't even matter how they did it. They just wanted more of one another. Whether it was Shirou taking her from behind on all fours, or if their limbs overlapped during a mating press, they just kept going and going.

But, as much as they wished it otherwise, they had to reach their limit sooner or later. They were on the bed once more. Shirou was sitting down, back up against the wall, and Jeanne lightly bouncing in his lap. Their arms draped around one another, lips interlocked. Their tempo is far more gentle than it was when they started. The storm outside had started to die down just like their frenzied mating. Silver moonlight had pierced through the dark clouds, right through their window, illuminating their final act of passionate love for the night.

They came again, marking the end of their lovemaking for tonight. After a few more seconds, their lips separated; now taking their time to take in the sight of each other illuminated by the silver moonlight. It was hard to tell which one of the two was more entranced at that moment. Shirou was however the first one to break out of his hypnosis "I love you." Three simple words, and yet they conveyed more than an entire novel ever could.

"I know." He couldn't help but smirk at his girlfriend's cheeky response.

She couldn't keep it up for long. A small content smile adorned her face as she rested her forehead on his. "Love you too." She added on as they stayed like that for a while. Eyes closed, bodies pressed up against each other, Shirou's hands snaking around her back while hers wrapped around his neck, content to remain like that for a little while longer.

After a couple of minutes, their need for rest had overtaken them. They slinked beneath the sheets, and decided to worry about cleaning up in the morning. For now, they just wanted to remain in each other's arms as they fell asleep. They needed it after all that.

Many hours later, the sun rose. Its light peered through the window, right into the eyes of the darkened saint. Not in the mood to wake up just yet, she groans and shifts away, burrowing her face in her lover's chest.

"You know, we should probably get out of bed right about now." Said lover however decided to ruin the moment. 'He just couldn't sleep in for once could he?' Jeanne thought to herself.

"Here's a better idea, we stay in bed past 7am for once."

"Jeanne… it's 11am."

"Don't care. Sleepy."

"I guess I will go eat breakfast on my own then." Shirou had started to get out of bed, only to be stopped by the sleepy witch. He was dragged back into bed with sudden force, courtesy of Jeanne's servant level strength. "Jeanne, please…" He begged her whilst trying to pry himself out of her grip, her sleepiness allowing it to be an actual possibility.

"mmmmmm… No, you stay." A childish response from the superhuman being.

"Jeanne, please. Be reasonable."

"You're the one being unreasonable."

Their ceaseless play struggle had started to agitate the bed. Under normal circumstances it would be no problem, it was more than sturdy enough to handle some minor shuffling. However, the little adventure the duo of Fakers had last night was not really gentle on the piece of furniture. And as the poor wooden boards finally reached their limit and the creaks became far too loud to ignore.

"Hey do you hea-..."

*CRACK*

In the blink of an eye, the couple found themselves dropping down a few feet suddenly. Their bickering now left to history, they looked around and realized what had happened. Seems they got a little too excited last night, it was in fact a miracle that the wood lasted as long as it did. "We cannot let Rin find out about this." Their red devil of a friend would not let them hear the end of it if she were ever to find out.

-2 weeks later-

Shirou and Rin were lounging on the sofa, spending their time by just watching the television. It was a rather bland day so far. Rin had finally recovered from the headache that she got from spending an entire week in constant contact with Luvia.

The bland and boring mood was soon broken when Jeanne basically hopped into the room and jumped into Shirou's lap. Grinning from ear to ear she shoved something into his face.

It took Shirou's mind a second to understand what he was looking at. It was a pregnancy test… and it was positive. "So, how does it feel to become a dad?" Jeanne asked despite it being rather clear the redhead needed to process this information.

He was happy by all means, but it didn't quite stop the shock from completely shutting down his brain. He shouldn't have been all that surprised if he was being honest, they haven't been using protection for a while already. Not to mention that they really went at it while Rin was gone. Well… he was sure of one thing at least. It was one of the few thoughts managing to run through his mind right now.

'Fuji-nee is going to fucking kill me.'

Author's notes:

I'm back… again… with porn this time. Hope ya enjoyed it. I actually wrote it myself this time. I fear what writing this has done to my mental health (what's left of it at least).

So yeah, I don't know how I will proceed with this work. Love the pairing, but I'm not really someone to write longer more plot heavy content, and slice of life is an actual pain in the ass to write. If I ever get a good idea Imma prolly write it. We shall see.

I suppose I have a tiny update/announcement for anyone interested. For anyone wanting more of my Nightmares fanfic, you are in luck… kinda. I will try and drop a Christmas based one shot based on that. And I shall see what I will do from there on.

Only got 2 ideas other than that Christmas thing. One being a Lion King and EMIYA based story that sort of ties into my current 2 works (highly unlikely that thing will happen quickly). And the other is…. Yeah I just might write a threesome between Lalter, Jalter and Shirou. Why? It's hot. What can I say, I'm a simple man.

In any case, Please drop your reviews, I love em. And I wish you happy holidays and have a good one.