Shirou entered the apartment, making sure to be as quiet as possible. He had finally returned from his assignment and it was rather late. Well to be a bit more exact, he had returned from the assignment many hours ago, but the Clock Tower forced him through paperwork hell, it was arguably worse than the actual assignment itself.

He assumes that by now the girls were asleep, so he just hoped he could slip into bed without disturbing them. But once he passed Rin's room, he noticed that it was empty. 'Is she not home? Where could she be at this hour? Did I forget something about today?' He thought to himself.

'Ah, I'm sure she is fine. I just hope Jeanne is home.' He trusts Rin to stay safe, and right now he just wants to slide into the comfort of his bed together with his girlfriend. So he moved towards the location of his desire. He opened the door and was met by… a peculiar sight.

"Hey." Jeanne greeted, giving it her all to act normal despite her surroundings and the treacherous blush that adorned her face. Said blush was caused by her state of dress and the items she was surrounded by. She was completely naked except the red ribbons that were draped around her body. And surrounding her were boxes of chocolate, bowls of melted chocolate, strawberries and cherries. A few cans of whipped cream could also be seen.

Countless rose petals surrounded the former servant. And the lighting was also serving the mood with its only source being the several lit candles. And were those new sheets and pillows that he could see? The sheets were a bit darker shade of red than the rest of the pillows and rose petals, allowing them to stick out.

"H-Hey… what's all of this?" Shirou had finally gotten himself out of his stupor and remembered how to speak again.

"It's Valentine's day." Jeanne chuckled, amused by her boyfriend's reaction.

"I see." He knew he forgot something about today. "Soooo Rin is not coming back tonight I assume?" One may even be able to accuse the hero of justice of sounding hopeful with that question.

"Dropped her off at Luvia's place, I suspect only one of them shall survive the night."

"Uh huh…"

Jeanne rolled her eyes. "Jeez, I didn't set all this up just for you to worry over silly details." She jumped off the bed and made her way over to him. "Now, will you join me in bed or what?" She grabbed him and dragged him back to the bed before he even had a chance to respond, earning a small yelp from him.

She spun him around and threw him onto the bed before joining him at his side herself. She immediately went for his lips, engaging in a dance of tongues while her hands worked on getting those pesky clothes out of the way. His hands meanwhile found themselves latching onto her, one hand around her waist hugging her closer while the other cupped her cheek.

Soon enough he was disrobed, allowing her to get on top of him and start grinding against his growing erection and wrap her arms around his neck. After several minutes of making out, Shirou had reached full mast, his dick now throbbing to enter Jeanne. Noticing this, she disengages from the kiss and moves down his body.

Shirou tried to catch his breath but hissed when he felt something cover his dick. He looked down and was surprised to see Jeanne covering his cock with the melted chocolate. His face was redder than a tomato. "J-Jeanne!?"

She meanwhile only giggled in excitement and amusement. "Now this looks like a real snack." It took her great care to avoid staining the sheets with the chocolate, and now it was time to enjoy her hard earned snack. She started off light, licking at it while taking care to not let things get messy. And Shirou's cute little reactions only made it all the more fun, knowing he wanted more. Soon enough she decided to indulge him as she opened wide and swallowed his chocolate covered cock in one fell swoop. He couldn't help but audibly moan at the sensation.

Jeanne meanwhile enjoyed the taste of her new favorite food. She meticulously sucked him off without letting a single drop of chocolate escape her. Miraculously she even managed to keep her own face clean, and she was set on making sure that by the time she was done this meaty rod was just as clean. Wanting to employ her hands as well, she started to also play with his balls, pleasuring him even further.

Soon enough, the hero could no longer resist the overwhelming sensations. "Jeanne, I'm going to-..." He was interrupted before he could even finish his sentence by Jeanne who became even more energetic with her work. Within moments, he climaxed right into her mouth and she swallowed him to the base so she could take it all inside her mouth. When he finished, she released him with a very satisfied smile. She made sure to admire her handiwork as not even a speck of chocolate or semen could be found.

Not wishing to let the tempo die down, she began stroking him. And once his cock was fully erect, she gave it a peck, almost like she was rewarding it. Shirou on the other hand, tired of simply laying there, sits up and starts trying to figure out a way how to make this situation even for them. Jeanne however was not willing to give him that opportunity as she pushed him up against the wall and edge of bed.

"Ah ah ah, not tonight, Shirou. This is your night, which means you get to sit back and relax while I make you feel good. Understand?"

"But-..." Any protest he may have had was silenced by a finger on his lips.

"No buts, understand?"

Seeing how she wasn't going to budge on this, he just nodded in confirmation. Jeanne smiled in response. "Good." She sat down in his lap, letting his cock slip right in between her asscheeks as she began grinding against him.

She reached over for the melted chocolate and proceeded to remove the ribbon over her breasts and pour the chocolate over them. The sight is almost hypnotizing for the redhead. Diabetes be damned, he would drown himself in that chocolate without a second thought. His girlfriend had a similar idea as she grabbed and dragged a strawberry through the poured chocolate. "Eat up." She said as she fed her tomato-faced boyfriend. Whether his mouth opened in bewilderment or so she could feed him remains unknown.

Feeling his cock going mad imprisoned between her buns, she decided to impale herself on the meaty sword. All the while feeding him the chocolate strawberries with a smile on her face. And whilst the hero found them absolutely delicious, he did want some of that chocolate straight from the source before it was all scooped off with the fruit.

And once he heard Jeanne's adorable little "Eep!" as his tongue attacked her bountiful chocolate breasts he knew it was worth it. The taste being no less heavenly than what he expected. He did not even care when she looked down on him with an angry glare and an adorable pout. And as he finishes cleaning up whatever was left of the sugary goodness on her chest, he shoots a cheeky smile back at her. "You said it was my night, right."

That earned him a slightly harsh boop on the nose. "I liked you better when your brain was fried by this stuff." This was followed by her riding him getting rough and aggressive, unlike the nice and slow loving tempo she kept up so far.

Undeterred, he responded "You mean back when you started blushing like a tomato and stammering whenever we merely held hands?"

With her pout somehow intensifying even further she quietly muttered "Idiot." She then scooped off the bits of chocolate from his face and ate it herself. "You're like a child sometimes." With how energetic he was at ravaging her boobs, she half expected milk to leak out. 'Would that count as chocolate milk?'

Before he could even respond to her, she used one of her ribbons and looped it around his neck so she could pull him into a deep kiss. Soon enough, the rough ride brought them both to a climax. Actually wishing for some breathing room this time, they took a minute to catch their breaths. A break that Shirou used to voice a thought that laid in the back of his mind.

"Is this why you took up that part time job?" She gave the excuse of wanting to experience a normal life, but with this added context he had to wonder if that was the only or even a real reason.

A vocal answer became unnecessary when Jeanne blushed and looked away, even attempting to hide her face behind her lengthy hair. His heart strained both at the cuteness as well as at the feeling of guilt of her working so hard just for his sake. He pulls her in close, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek and a quiet comforting "I love you." This sent Jeanne overboard as her face is now glowing bright red and steam came out of her ears; Desperate to hide her embarrassment she buried herself in the crook of his neck.

'Some things never change I guess.' Oh if only he knew the chocolate was homemade as well.

Determined to wipe that smile off of her boyfriend's face, she pulled him right back into a deep kiss. Slamming and twisting her hips down onto his cock that was still buried inside her. Hearing him moan into her mouth was a sweet little vengeance for her. The kiss was soon broken off so Jeanne could get on with the valentine tricks for the night. Blessed with the powers of a former servant, she managed to carefully apply more chocolate on her chest, but this time with a pattern.

Three chocolate hearts were drawn on her breasts, one on each nipple and a bigger one in the middle right on the top of her cleavage. But not done just yet, she applied the whipped cream in a cone shape. Followed by a cherry on top of it, making it the quite literal cherry on top of the Dragon Witch chocolate cake.

Now looking like a literal snack and back in control of the situation, Jeanne found herself grinning. "Bon appétit~." And before she brought herself back in close, she took a bit of the whipped cream onto her own tongue. The deliberately slow and erotic display pumping blood right into his face and crotch.

Sadly if Shirou was to enjoy his meal properly, she had to slow down in fucking herself on top of him. But his aggressive mauling of her tits more than made up for it. Every move of her hips and every lick of her boobs sent a jolt up her spine and straight into the pleasure center of her brain.

Soon enough her nipples were once more cleaned off any chocolate and before Shirou could move onto the big one, Jeanne reigned him in once more so she herself could clean up the sugary stains on his lips. And the clean up was soon turned into yet another make out session as their bodies pressed up against one another.

Not that Shirou's hunger let him stay off of the rest of his cake for long. The cherry was consumed in one bit, and the extensive licking started cleaning up both the chocolate and whipped cream. And with his target no longer being the sensitive tips of her breasts, but instead her cleavage and collar bone; She struggled to keep in her giggles and an occasional moan. Sadly, throughout it all there was that itch that both felt, the pleasure was immense but the tame movement of their hips was lacking.

So once Shirou finished his meal, Jeanne wasted no time in repositioning herself by leaning back, grabbing onto his legs for stability, and fucking herself as hard as she could on his cock. Moaning now filled the room as fucking eachother to kingdom come was the only thing on their minds. Any ideas of further valentine play were thrown out the window at this point.

The idea of stopping did not even enter their minds until many hours later when exhaustion finally caught up with them. Well, the excessive amounts of chocolate weren't helping either. As such, they laid under the sheets in each other's embrace, finally succumbing to a good night's rest.

-Morning-

Morning was here, the sun was beaming through the windows and breakfast was as tasty as ever. With nothing better to do, Jeanne and Shirou found themselves cuddled up on the couch enjoying a movie that was playing on the TV. It was about a superhero in red and blue spandex swinging around on webs.

Despite the rather bizarre and campy tone of the film, it was surprisingly well written. But, Shirou wasn't fond of the ideas it was giving Jeanne. When he said he wanted to be a Hero of Justice, spandex wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

While she was enjoying the idea of him wearing spandex however, he was enjoying the turtleneck sweater that hugged Jeanne's figure perfectly. The lovely hole over her cleavage only adds to the lovely sight.

Their peace however, was not made to last.

*SLAM*

They both turned around to the loud sound of the door being kicked open. In the now open doorway, was Rin. An extremely angry Rin.

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An extremely angry blonde Rin?

Jeanne was however unphased. "Welcome back." She took an audible slurp from her cup.

"YOU!" Rin pointed her finger at the former servant. "You kidnapped me, and left me with that snobby bitch! Look what she has done to me!"

Shirou on the other hand, was left in confusion at what was happening. 'Hold on a second, is this what Jeanne meant when she said she dropped Rin off.'

"To be fair, I think it suits you." Jeanne commented with another slurp.

"I appreciate the compliment, BUT I'M STILL ANGRY!" Rin screamed out and prepared a Gandr shot.

"Aaaaaaand that is my cue to run." she said, putting her cup down, giving a quick peck to Shirou's cheek "See you later." before beginning her escape from the very angry former brunette.

And with the two girls now gone, Shirou was left all alone. He already missed the presence of his girlfriend cuddled up next to him.

Author's notes:

…. Yeah I dunno what's up with me these last few weeks. First a 5k long smut for Lalter, in which I forgot to put an Author's notes at the end. I have no idea what came over me in that one…. and even less so with this one.

But umm yeah… I deliver to you another chapter of Jalter and Shirou, this time with excessive amounts of chocolate that is used in ways that it was not meant for.

I hope you guys had a good valentine. Imma go hide in a hole to process what I have just created.