Having just woken up and showered for the day, Kyouka heads down to the kitchen to make herself breakfast, when Mina runs up to her, with a wide grin on her face. "Kyouka~! I need an answer from you~." she says in a singsong-y voice. Kyouka just looks at her and sighs.

"Mina, please. I just woke up, can you let me eat breakfast first before you swarm me? And why do you need answers from me?"

"I guess, but don't think I'm letting it slip our minds!" Mina says before walking away, letting Kyouka eat her breakfast in peace. A few minutes later, after she finishes eating, she goes to Mina in the common room and asks her, "Okay, so what exactly was it that you wanted an answer to?"

"Oh, don't play ignorant on me! You should know what I want to know! Why was Kaminari on a leash the other day, and why were you and Midori arguing about why he was on a leash in the first place?" Mina says, with an almost manic amount of happiness in her voice.

Jirou freezes slightly. She already does not like where this is going, but she also knows she can't avoid the hellscape that is Mina. She sighs, knowing this is gonna be a long conversation.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Kyouka says, in a feeble attempt to try and dodge the topic.

"Oh bullshit! I know what I saw, and I want to know why I saw it!"

"That was his and Izuku's thing, okay? I had no clue it was even happening until we got to the dorms!" Kyouka gives Mina a half-truth, praying it's enough to satisfy her nosy friend.

"Oh, are you two on a first name basis already? Jeez, you two barely know each other, and you're already calling him by his name? Is there something else going on that I need to find out about?" Mina teases. "No, no I…" A blushing Kyouka stammers, realizing she's already lost the war with her friend and needs to get away as soon as possible.

"You already have two of the boys in the class with you, now, would you mind not being greedy and leave some ass for me?" Mina asks with a manic look on her face. Kyouka admitted she could be kind of scary once she got an inkling of gossip.

"N-no that's not what's going on at all!"

"Then what is?! C'mon Kyouka, you can't have a boy on a leash, then pretend that something ISN'T happening between you three!"

"There really-" Kyouka starts, but gets quickly interrupted by Mina pointing at her behind. "Especially when you have one of them comparing your ass to a 'foam pillow'!" At this point, Kyouka almost gave up trying to protect herself from her friend's inquisitions.. As embarrassing as it was for her to admit, Midoriya's words meant a lot to her. Mina smacks Kyouka's ass, leans in and whispers. "You wanna know something? Maybe it is memory foam, but I agree with the boys. Your ass, quite frankly, is the 2nd best sight in class!"

"2nd best? Then what's the first?" Kyouka asked, confused. If her ass was somehow the 2nd best sight in class, then surely the boys see something that she doesn't.

"Me, of course!"

Meanwhile…

"Bro, I'm telling you Tokoyami can help, bro. He knows how to play the electric guitar, bro." Kaminari assures Izuku of their classmate's ability to play music.

"I didn't even know he knew how to play, I don't think he'd teach me anything the Jirou's haven't." Izuku says, not sure how his classmate would help him out. Kaminari gets a ding on his phone, which he promptly checks.

"He just texted back, apparently Dark Shadow's gonna be the one teaching you, bro." informs Kaminari.

"Wait, how? She's a quirk, how does she know how to play guitar?..." Izuku says, trailing off on one of his classic mutter storms. Kaminari stops him by gently bonking him on the head.

"Quirks are bullshit and you know it." he summarizes, in the most succinct way he could think of.

"I-I mean- yeah, fair enough."

"Give 'em a chance, dude. Who knows, you might learn a couple new things about being a guitarist!" says Kaminari, trying to give his friend confidence.

"Fine… at least let me shower first, Kami." Izuku agrees.

"Sure thing, bro." says Kaminari. Izuku gets up, then stops and turns around.

"Hey, Kaminari? Has Kirishima been rubbing off on you? You've been saying bro a lot lately." Izuku asks.

"Nah, it's more Sero than Kirishima."

"Sero? T-that wasn't at all what I was thinking."

"Yup! I hung out with Sero a couple days ago, and he has some stuff in his room I had no idea he even brought into U.A. A couple things happened, and I think I forgot how to language and was only able to say 'bro', bro." Izuku could only sigh at his new friend's antics; he had a hunch Sero had a taste for the more 'relaxing' side of life.

Izuku just sighed. "I guess I can't really judge, it's been legal for a long time now, but I wish you'd be a bit more responsible here." he says, as he leaves the room to go shower. A few minutes later he comes back with his head a bit more clear.

"I'm still annoyed that we have to use public showers instead of having our own." Izuku says, annoyed at having to deal with people he doesn't want to deal with.

"You'll get used to it. Now let's hurry up and get you those guitar lessons. They're usually in their room."

"I mean, sure. But let's get breakfast first, I plan on training later."

"Ashido's still out there; I guarantee you, she's grilling Jirou about last week! Dude, I don't want to answer questions about why I was leashed!"

"How do you know she's even out there still?" Izuku questioned, not knowing what to expect. "You don't know her like I do. She's scary when she smells gossip in the air." cautions Denki, trying to tell Izuku about how Mina gets when there's juicy rumors circulating.

Izuku just groaned inside. "O-okay, fine. I-is there anything that you want me to bring back, like a protein bar, a bowl of Frosty's Flakes…?" he asks his still anxious friend.

"I'll take a Boom-Pie, I guess." Kaminari answers as Izuku leaves his room to head towards the kitchen. "How about a cream pie?" a certain pink menace blurts out, scaring Izuku half to death as he yelps in surprise.

"A-Ashido! Please don't do that, you scared me!" Izuku pants out, his anxiety spiked from being surprised like that. Neither of them noticed the sound of a door locking down the hallway.

"Hey, hey, hey, Midori, chill. I just have a few questions concerning last week's, um, incident."

"I..I have no idea what you're talking about."

"I didn't know you were so bold to have Kaminari as a pet. I also didn't know you swung that way."

"Wh-what? P-pet?"

"Kaminari, obviously. So did he leash you first or…?"

"Well… it was his idea, okay? He bought the leash."

"What? Oh hell yeah, tell me everything. Let's go for a walk and talk about this, I know you don't want to talk about this in front of people."

"Well, it started when sensei said to keep me on a leash because I constantly attract trouble… and he took it literally, so he had us stop at a store and he bought a cheap leash and put it on me. I ended up taking it off later on, then on the way back to the dorms, I put it on him and did the same thing back to him."

"Bullshit. There's no way that that's all that happened."

Izuku just gives her an 'are you fucking kidding me' stare, breaks away from her and heads back towards their dorm, towards Tokoyami's room and knocks on the door. A voice in the room tells him to come in, which he does, only to find Denki and Tokoyami arguing about teaching Izuku the electric guitar.

"Come on Tokoyami, it'll be fun!" begs Denki of his umbra-feathered friend.

"I will not be involved in your endeavors if that pink beast is involved!" the bird-headed teenager responded, not willing to deal with Mina being in his bubble constantly.

"Dude, she's not even in the band!" Kaminari points out. Tokoyami refuses to believe that. "Yet she gravitates towards you, despite that." Izuku's standing there as awkwardly as possible, not being noticed by the two squabbling boys.

"Kaminari, I don't think pressuring him is a good idea…" Izuku tries to but in, being ignored by all but one person everyone in there forgot about.

"Screw it! I'll do it myself, Fumi!" Dark Shadow flies out of Tokoyami and yells, scaring everyone in the room. Dark Shadow pops off of Tokoyami and grabs a guitar. An awkward silence fills the room. Everyone stares at Dark Shadow, with their jaws to the floor.

"What? Was it something I did?" she asks, confused at why everyone's looking at her.

"You're no longer attached to Tokoyami!" Kaminari points out. Sure enough, she looks down and it looks like she's not attached to Tokoyami.

"Aaaah! Wait why am I not vanishing! Fumi, take me back!" she screeches, freaking out at the new development.

Dark Shadow tackles Tokoyami to the floor and vanishes, under his shirt. The guitar that she was holding also slams into him and knocks him over.

"Ouch… I didn't feel anything when Dark Shadow separated from me." the avian laments.

"Should we come back later?" Kaminari asks.

"It would be in your best interest." the beaked boy responds.

"Uh, okay….congrats on the Quirk Evolution, I guess?" Izuku says, trying to make something out of nothing.

"Y-Yeah, bro, now you have a companion-"

"Please….just leave. Leave me to wallow by my lonesome." Tokoyami interrupts Kaminari, begging him to leave.

"O-Okay!/Sure thing!" Izuku and Denki say almost simultaneously as they stiffly close the door. "What a mad banquet of darkness…" he says, shaking his head. After processing what they had just witnessed, both boys walk to their respective rooms, and call it a night.

Later

Jirou - I just got the songs, guys. They're done.

Denki - Holy shit let's goooo

Jirou - Green, did you ever get the art finished?

Izuku - -sends a picture of three poker cards with music notes on them-

Denki - Good enough. I'll start making the accounts. Herotube first?

Izuku - You didn't make them already?

Denki - I spent all week avoiding Mina, and had detention because I managed to annoy Aizawa-sensei with my efforts to avoid her.

Jirou - Just get those accounts up. I'll forward the email to you. What's your email?

Denki - ShockJockCock

Jirou - Really…?

Izuku - What song should we release first?

Denki - Why not the first one we recorded?

Jirou - We'll just release one for now. Maybe we'll release Flaccid Rain next week?

Denki - So we're in agreement for Grunkle Foreskin as the first upload?

Jirou - Yes

Izuku - Sure

Denki - Hol' up, before I forget…

Denki changed Izuku to Green Bean

Denki changed Jirou to Memory Foam

Denki changed Denki to Denki Kong

Memory Foam changed Denki Kong to Cuckachu

Cuckachu - Really?

Memory Foam - Call it vengeance

Cuckachu - I refuse to be the only one embarrassed like this

Cuckachu changed Green Bean to S.G.D.P.

S.G.D.P. - What is this name

Cuckachu - Shawty Got Da Phatty

S.G.D.P changed S.G.D.P to Green

Green - There. I don't mind this name, at least..

Cuckachu - I'm really trying to resist the urge to change your name to relish

Memory Foam - I sent the email to you guys

Cuckachu - I'll upload it to herotube. When should I make it public?

Memory Foam - Schedule it for tomorrow before lunch

Cuckachu - Say less