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II.

The best!

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The set topic: Splendor and misery of courtesans

Summary: Something strange is happening with Hermione and Ron is worried...

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"I want to become a courtesan!" the disheveled witch shouts.

"What?" flinches Ron.

"Men will desire me helplessly. I´ll dress in pretty clothes and wear the expensive jewelry!" Hermione continues, ignoring him. "I will be the most beautiful in town and the richest!"

"Harry! Call a Muggle psychiatrist, Hermione's going mad!"

"Then, when I'm at the top, I´ll be knocked down, into the mud of dirty streets..."

Ron is staring worried at his classmate. "Hermione, don´t you have a fever?"

"What? No! Don't interrupt me! Otherwise, I'll never learn my part."

"What part?"

"In our school performance! Oh, poor me… Tested harshly by life..."

"Harry, call that headshrinker off," sighs Ron.