Harry was sitting on his bed doing his Charms essay he felt was taking years off of his life because he had to argue against some dumb reason a spell wouldn't work on a bigger object even though he knew it would. With every single letter Nah, movement of his quill he feels like he is going to die. Ron was on the floor bullshitting his way through divination homework that was due later that day. He was mumbling to himself as he worked and Harry would have found it annoying but after so many years it just becomes normal background noise as many things do in a boy's dormitory or any dormitory that you put teenagers in, really. Harry was about to be done with his essay when Ron screams "OH MERLIN!" Making it so that Harry spills ink all over the dreaded essay which makes him scream "SHIT!"
"Ron, why did you yell at the top of your lungs? I was almost dumb with this essay and you scared me so much that I spilled ink all over it! Now I am going to have to redo the whole thing." Harry wines at the end, he really didn't want to do this essay let alone for a second time over.
"Are we good at divination? Like, think about it. All of our dumb little predictions came true. Like we said that you were going to drown, and you almost did so on and so forth." Ron says waving his hands around like he was trying to get his point across better by doing so. Harry had to think back 5 years ago back to when he and Ron (also Hermione briefly) took divination and yeah, it checked out from what he could remember.
"You are right, but like my life back then was very easy to predict because crazy shit happened literally all the time it was ridiculous. So maybe we aren't good but more so my life was a crazy action movie." Harry says thinking about it more. Yeah, the drowning thing did not make that much sense since he did not drown.
"First, what is a movie? Second, I like to think that we are great at divination. In fact, I will go on record to say that everything that I put on my chart for this month will happen." Ron says crossing his arms and giving Harry the look that he does anytime they play chess and Ron already knows he is going to win.
"Bet. So a movie is basically a play but recorded with a camera-like device that muggles used to record them. Like the moving pictures expect they can change scenes and tell a story." Harry explains and Ron nods, having learned over their 8 years of friendship that he will just have to take what Harry knows which isn't always every single mechanic of how it works and why it works like that.
"What is on your chart, anyway? Like I want to know what is going to be happening around me so I know what to look for to see if it happens." Harry says and tries to cover a laugh with a cough at the ridiculous way that it sounded.
"Well, I am going to have an enormous shock and then I am going to gain a dramatic person in my life bringing me into this drama. And there will be a play and the person will have an amazing romance thanks to my help."
"I can't wait to see how this turns out for you Ron."
End Of The Month
Harry was in disbelief. I mean then again how would he expect Ron would be put with Blaise Zabini for a group project in which Blaise wanted to do a play which had him resurrect the old drama club that Hogwarts apparently had at one point. Then dragged Ron into playing the lead while Blaise wrote the whole damn thing whatever else goes into making these things. And then at the end of the play, they made out and started to dating. Maybe Ron is not wrong about them being right or maybe the universe likes their crazy ideas so if Harry put in a love confession happening from a certain brown-haired boy for his next month's divination chart, didn't say anything about it. Even when it happened.