travis was geting his taxi license thing and the guy said why do u want to be taxi drjver and trwvis said bc it has my dreem job evern since i was a kid i luv taxis and driving and i want 2 help ppl get plases so much i will let them go in 4 free and the guy said wow 54avis urbsuch a cool guy heres ur license now c u later dude

april 10 1970

fravis said thank god 4 the rane rain is so beutiful and it makes this beutiful city look evn pretier i love nature and i love god thank u god

ge said the driving is a hussle and it makes me happy

then a guy in biznes suit walked in and said hey hows kenedy travis said its grounded have u tried the phon then the biznes suit guy said wow thx that's a grate idea i will come 2 u wbenever i need help ur so smart

travis said i woek the hole city up down dont make no diference to me bc i love this beitiful city anad love exploring every bit of it its so prety

then he said theyre all animals anyway

all the animals come out at night the dogs the cats the birds the lizards the pigs the cows the hamsters the goats the lions the zevras the snakes the hippos i love natur3

someday a real rane will come down and give these beutiful cretures some drinking water but in the meentime i will give them water and food myself

each night whwn i return to the garage i admire how beutiful and in amazing cindition my taxi is

then he bought a buger

12 hours a day of work and i stil canot sleep bc i am so hapy and look forward to my next day of work every nigjt

travis walked 2 betty and said hi want to go on a date and betty said ok ur hansome

travis took betty on date rhen said that guy do u like him and she said yh hes cool and travis sais yeh hes a prett cool dude i want 2 get to know him somtime then they left to see the porn movie and betty saiad this is a dirty movie travis said no then betty said i love dirty movies then they walkd in

betty liked the ditty movie so much that they did the thing in theater and speaked germen bc they spoke germen in the movie they got marryd

then travis was at restrant wizard said whats 2rong travis then travis said nothing bro i have alot of good ideas in my head

and then he went in taxi and marvin scorsese was in car and he said thats my wife in the window and that's not my aparnent but u know who lives there no u dont kno2 who livs there sory i sholdve told u before then he said a ninja lives there and i love ninjas my wife is visintg him and then he said and im gonna kiss her nothin else im just gonna kiss her what do u think abote that don't answe3 i want 2 save ur breth u have 2 treet ur body nice

then he sad u ever here what a penis can do 2 a womans face mean it wold fucking plese it just blow me right of and make her hapy and me hapy to bc we love ech other now did u ever see what it cold do 2 a womans pusy NOW THAT U SHOLD SEE WHAT A PENIS CAN DO 2 A WOMANS PUSY U SHOLD SEE now i know u must tink im prety helthy huh u must think om prwty hwlthy and travis smile hapily u dont habe to answer evertbing ur beutiful body needs 2 rest as much as it can said scorsese im tipping extra 4 the ride bc ur such a nice dude

then palpatine walked in2 car and said hi whats ur name travis said travis and he said i know so much abt pooitics and i think ur gona be grate this ciry is so grate u know i think we need a nice beutiful rane bc the ppl here are so nice and shold enjoy nature nature is lovly and beatufil and palestein said it was nice talking 2 u travis u sound cool and awsome and shake hand

then iris said hi travis i am at schol and i am happy and living helthy life ahd ttwvis smiled and said wow the future so brite and travis aaid socialeseng folows me my hole life in bars cars sidewelks stores everwhere im gods happy sociel buterfly and he was workejg out at gym

then he was prwctising in miror and said u talking to me u talking to me and said sory i wanted 2 make sure u were talking 2 me bc i didnt want 2 be impolete and interupt urb conversateon

then easy andy sold travis durgs and they got high 2gether he didnt sell hin a gun bc guns are 4 kiling ppp and killing ppl is bad

then travis went 2 the shops and a guy said OPEN UR CASH REGISTIR PLS GIVE EVERTHING U GOT I NEED 2 BUY MY KIDS A CRISMAS PRESENT IL PAY U BACK AS SOON AS I GET PAYED and the shop said ok man dont wory u keep the money and travis smiled and huged the custome

and then travis took betty to palpatines spech bc he knows sje likes palpatine and he was saying stuff like the attempt on my life left me scared and deformd and travis claped bc he loved his spech she said wow thx then travis said yea lets do somthing cool and even more fun now then he went to a house and he killed those gross fuckers and betty said wow that's awsome i hate these ppl so travis aaid here join in and then betty picked up his gun that he hand her and killd the fat 9ld man and cut his hand of and then travis and betty were heros bc every1 hates them i wish this hapend irl then travis lyed on the couch and ponted finger gun a this hed and said bang bang and the cops who were there said LOL ITS LIKE A GUNN VUT IT HIS FINGER! and betty said yea my husbend is a funy guy

and every1 lived hapily ever after exept the gross ppl they suck ass