angrl was o telphone saying JON WICK EXCOMUNICADE JORHN WICK EXCOMUNICADO
jesus look oﾃｹt the window thsn he sees jon wick killibg dudes "u can do it my sun" he said smiling as john wick shot guys in face
satan ofice
satan was in his ofice than he looked to father oliver ogrady his mesenger of hell "john wicks sole belong to hell but dont have yet we must fuck heaven til we get it" say satan "i will punish ppl that keep his sole from us my lord" say ogrady
jesus puneshment
jesus was chillin in heven then god said "jesus u have a religion expert here 2 see u" then ogrady walk in "mr christ" say ogrady "wat is it" say jesus "mr christ u have been found guilty of mortel sin by helping joh wick" "what the fuck but i made him excomunicado" say jesus "yes but u gived him on hour to escap" "yea using my church powers" say jesus "THIS IS EXECTLY THE PROBLEM UR CHURCH Mmr christ u must prepere ur sucesor now we wil call him in hour so he can be new sun of god" "no" say jesus "then well kill ur ass well give u 5 hour to deside" then ogrady walk out "o holy shit" say jesus
jesus talk to joh wick
john was in church "my sun the devils wanting me replced so he sent his most evel folower to get me fired" say jesus "but u r the sun of god u cant be replased" "yea but he wants my little brothe jehan christ to replace me" say jesus "well i wont let that happen" say john "my sun u mudst kill my lil bro" "ok" sy john
john talk to buddhs
john wick wss with buddua "boodah how will i kill jehan christ" "but dude y do u want kill jesues litle brother" say buddha "becUse jesus sayed so" said john "oh ok" then john walk with buddha to back "i will let all the monk guys here pray 4 u" "thx budda" say john "OK EVERY 1 BRINNG JOH NPEACE" theb he was cut of
john kill jehan
jehan was at school then joh had to fined way to kill him he brake into school then the hall moniter said "WERES UR HALL PASS" john left his hall pass home so they fighted hall moniter grabbed a nerf gun then john shoot his head with real gun "lol ez" say johb THEN THE ALARM WAS GOING OF "LoCKDOWN LOCKDOWN" SAID ALARM the john keep on shootting ppl THE HALL GUYS WALK OUT "sIR PLS" "NO ALL I WANT IS JEHAN CHROIST" SAY JOHN AND HE SHOOT THEM ALL then john BRAKR IN THE 3RD GRSDE CLASS "SuprisE BICH" SAY JOHN THEN HE SHOOT TECHER "Oww" SaY THE TECHRR THEN HE SHOOT JOHNS HED "Ur MOTHER" SAY JOHN THEN HE PUNCH TECHER SO HARD HR FLYED OUT CLASROOM AND DYED "YAY" say kids "teecher was meen" "yw" say jojn DEN HE SGOOTTED JEHAN CHRIST IN HED "AHHH" SAY JEHAN CLASSMATES
satans lare
"sir" sayed ogrady "we have discover that jehan christ was killed dead by john wick" "ah so my evil plan has been ruined who will be jesus christ sucesor" "idk but buddga is acomplise" say ogrady "ok" say satan
buddha puneshment
buddha was chillin in the budhist temple then he herd voice from god "buddha u have religios expert to see u" then ogrady walk in "buddha u hav been fond guilty of helping jon wick a mortal sin in catholic fath" "i was alway thinking that catholic faith was optinal and theres no need to follow there rules" "yea but u give him PRAYERS TO HELP HUM KILL PJEHAN CHRIST" ay ogrady "yea so wat i never reed bible i didnt now killing was sin" say buddha "dont bull shit me u r the fucking buddha u know killing is bad" "u prayed 4 him with ful kbowing he waa gona mortel sin yes" say o'gtadey "ok fine yea i did" "VERY GOD now u give john wick 7 prayers the catholic church gives u 7 days" say ogradey john "7 days for what" say buddha "to find a new temple for ur monks and get a new buddha" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO U FUCKIN HERE THIS GUY A NEW BUDDHA THERES NO SUCH FUCKING THING I AM THE BUDDHA BABY NOBODY HAS FORGIT .E SO U U CANT REPLASE ME!" "OK BICH LETS SE ABOW THAT " say ogrady then he walk of "WOO I AINT SCARED U FUCK OF" shout buddha
john wick get bible
jon wick had lost his bible so he wanted it back he went to his old techer at catholic school ms faith ms fath said "o my gosh john wat r u doing here u r excomunicado I COLD GET FUCKED 4 EVEN TALKING 2 U" "yes but u see" say john "SILENSE" SAY MS FAITH then john handed her the jesus cross thing "i am jojn wick sun of god and ur student" "ok watever" say ms faith and they walk to bak room were they keep bibls "u now these stufents wen they come here they all have wish to live life withote jesus i try to get them to stop being blasfemous" and they get bible "here is ur new bible" "yay" say john "now gtfo" say ms faith
john fights priests
john was at confesin "hi father" say john "JOJN WICK U MUST DYE" SAY PREST AND HE GOT A DAGGER AND JOHN JUMPEE THEN KICKED PRIEST IN NUTS and priest flyed back then got up back redy 2 strike then john backfliped and kick the dager out his hanss "AHH FUCK" SAY PRIEST THEN JOHN GRABBED DAGGER AND STAB HIM IN EYE "AHHHH" SAY PRIEST THEN JOHN SLAM HIS HED IN WALL then priest rolled on floor ded
burger king
oliver ogrady walk in burger kimg "hi wecome to buger king how may i help" say worker "hi a big chip and a tometo sace" say ogrady "yea ok anythin else" say the worker then ogtady plased a sataic bible on the counter then the worker got all serious "well well i wasnt excepting a visit from the catholic church" "u r the old cath olic crusader sir richerd yes" "yea i am" say richerd "very good now we hav a new problem" say ohrady "we have new enemy of the church his name is jon wick have u herd of him" say olive "yea i herd he killed so much ppl over a fart thats so fuckinf dumb" say richerd "yes it is and he is a actul folower of jesus that is not good we need 2 be evel satan not jesus" say ogrady "so i want u to kil him" "sure y not" say sir richerd then he shout to all his burger king co worker "DEUS VULT" And tHEY RIPED OF THE BUGER OING UNIFORMS AND U SEE UNDERNETH THEY HAD THE CATHIC CRUSADE NIGHTS ARMORS ON AND THEY SAID "4 GOD" AND THEY RUN OF WITH HORSES AND HOLDING SWORDSﾂ
ms faith puneshment
ms faith was in the school hall doing a class cristmss play she was waching the kids doing birth of jesus and smiling and proud then ogrady walk in front her she look scared "STOP" SAY MS FAITH and thy stoped "ms faith" say ogrady "u have been fond guilty of mortel sin by helping john wick" "why is ur gross ass caling me sinful wtf fuck u" "ok but u stil fuker up" "ah but he had a cross" say ms faith "a cross dosent fuck the excomunicado ur penense will be payed with blode" say ogrady "r u loyal 2 god and crist" say ogrady "ye i more loyel then ur gross ass" say ms faith "good" say ogrady theN sir richerd SLISED HOLE IN HER HAND WITH SWORD THN STIKED HIS DIK THROGH THE HOLE 2 MAKE SURE IT WAS BIG ENOGH"ok now go pls" say ms faith "k" say ogrady and he and nights leve then she sit down "OW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK THAT HURTSSSS!" SHOUT SHE "WE AINT DOING THIS FUCKING PLAY NOW GO HOME" and the student cry
the buddha punishment
buddha was chillin in temple but he wasent chill he was actully crying very much "i can sense them the cathlic nights" say buddha and he said :( then sir richerd jump down and CUT HED OF MONK and his nights SLISED UPAL MONKS then they walk down to buddha and buddha go up and smmiles "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK MAD UR POINT" say buddha "u have erned my faith" "mater of fact im gonna shove so much faith up gods ass its gona come spiling outta the clouds" "u had ur chanse" say ogrady "well sinse u see it that way i guse its time i told u" "to climb down ur cathlic church and go FUCK URSELF" say buddha "ok ill tell that 2 god in my prayer" "enywey u give john wick 7 prayers catholic church gives u 7 shots" say ogrady "wel somtims u gota shoot a motherfucka" say buddha "fuck off dude im gona die" say buddha and he throwed his monk into the sky so he dosent have 2 see him die "the buddha is DED" AND SIR RICHERD SHOOT BUDDHA 7 TIME "FUCK" say buddha then he droopped to flore all hurt and blood covers and faints "thx" say ogrady abd they walk away
john want to talk 2 god
john go 2 church so he can talk god during mass ppl kept trying 2 kill him 1 guy name ryan got up and chase john with knife john then grab ryan and smash his hed in church seets until he died and he killed more ppl then mass was over and he walk 2 priest "ah jon wick my sun hows the wife" say father bob "ded" say john "o that sux" say father "u now i have sin and feel kinda bad i wana tell god but i dont now were he is" say john "o well u just gota prey prey everywhere even here if u like" "ok thx father" say john and he walk of "WAIT" say fathe bob "that bible u have in u pocket it is so very sexy" "that is my fav bible transletion can i have it" "no dude thats my bible" say john "ok" say father bov "u r excomunicado and u give me nothin in return to let u come mass" "I WNAT THAT FUCKING BIBLE GIVE IT ME" SAY FATHER BOB "NO" say john "verywell BOYS KILL HIM' SAY FATHER BOB THEN ALL PRIESTS RUN OUT CONFESION ROOM HOLDING GUNS AND THEN JOHN HEDSHOT THEM ALL "SHIT WELL ITS JUST US NOW JOHN" say father bob THEN THEY GET DOWN BOB PUNCH JOHN IN ASS THEN JOHN BACKFLIP BOB HE FLYED ALL WAY BACK then john walk up him AND SMASH HIS HED WITH BIBLE the bible was big and hevy it killed bob "lol" say john and he alk out
john talk to god
john was in his room then he preeyed and talj god THEN HE WAS IN CLOUDS and god was rhere "hi john my sun" say god "u repent for killing ppl so i forgive u this onse" say god "k but how i be forgiven" "o its easy u just do on thing for me" say god "what is" say john "a man name jesus christ he is my sun he has forget his feelty he now think cathlic church is him BUT WAS NEVER JESUS CHURCH IT WAS ABOUT ME" say god "ok" "kill jesus n u will be forgived" say god "ok" say john
john kill jesus
john was walking to church sir richerd walk up 2 him "hey welcome back 2 the church jon" say sir richerd then sir richerd DRAW OUT SOWRD "DYEEEEE" and john run in church during mass "DUDE WAT THE FUCK DONT KILL HIM" SAY THE PRIEST WHO STOPED HIS SPEECH THEN TALK INSTED "BUT HES EXCOMUNICADO" SAY SIR RICHERD "HES NOT STUPED HES CATHOLIC AGAIN DONT FUCKEN KILL HIM OR U WILL BE EXCOMUNICADO TO" SAY PRIEST "o i didnt know sry" say sir richerd then he sit down next 2 john in mass "um dude u now im a big fan jon wick ur like me exept yonger and sexyer im fucken old" say sir richerd "k" say jonh and he walk away feelung kinda creeped out by sir richerd "if i didnt have 2 kill u i wold fuck u" "k" say john and he run to the jesus room feeling all creep out
john talk jesus
"trede carefull my sun" say jesus "jesus were u" "upstares" and jon walk upstares "hi my sun" say jesus "omg they sent u here 2 kill me my dad god is bit of dick sometimes tbh" say jesus "yea" say john "but its ok id rather get crucefed at the hands of a cathlic then a gross fuker like olever" then he handid john the wood and nales "crusify me" say jesus "but dude i love u ur my lord but i love god to" say john "well" say jesus "now u have 2 make a choise" "u can either die as the baby yaga a doushhebag who listen 2 whatever ppl say even gros losers like olive or jon wick a man who loved and was lovd by crist" say jesus then ograde oliver walk in "have u shot him yet" say ogrady "no" say john "k" and ograde call vaticen
vaticen ofice
angel anser phone "hi" say angel "fuck down the church god dosent like it enymore jesus is still alive" say angel "k" say angel then she rip page out of bible that say build church this rock "st peters baseeca has now been fucked goodbye" and angel hanged up "very well genteo men our crusaders will be coming to take ur soles 2 hell with me" say ogrady and he leaved
john sit
john was sitting and smoking waiting for the cruseders to brake in window "sry for the wate those chips where fuckin awsome nOW DYE!" SHOUT SIR RICHERD THEN THE OTHER NIGHTS JUMP OUT "THERES NO WAY OTE JOHN" AND JOHN PUNCH ONE OF CRUSADER TO DETH and then he took the armore and put on himself then he walk to other 1 disguysed "hi" say jojn "hu" say cfusader THEN JOHN STAB HIM WITH SWORD "ITS JOHN FIRE FIRE" AND THE CRUSEDERS STARTED FIRING THERE GUNS the john grab the candel thing they have in churchs THEN HE BURN A CRUSEDER WITH IT "o my gosh" say sir richerd who walk out
jesus room
jesus was chillin in his room and then he pick up phone "DONT THINK U CAN GET OUT THIS JESUS" say ogrady "shut up" say jesus and he hung up
"u now were not so diferent u n i" say sir richerd "we both lov our bibles and r badass only thing is u love jesus i love god" say sir richerd "fuck jesus join me and we can rule the galaxy" say john "no" say john and he PUNCH SIR RICHERD "ok DYEEEEEE" SAY SIR RICHERD THEN HE CHASED JOHN WITH SWORD john KICK SIR RICHERS HED and sir richerd fall down "HAHA THIS IS FUN" say sir richerd then they both got swords out they went like BNG BANG BANG HITING EECH OTHER then john PUNCH SIR RICHERD THEN STAB HIM CHEST WITH SWORD "ow holy shit that hirts" say sir richerd and he cough blood "dont wory about me john love u be sseiing u" say sir richerd "no u wont cus ur going 2 hell for saying holy fuck and hepling that gros guy" say john "o" and sir richerd dyed
ogrady
"WAT THE FUCK WAT WAT WAT WHYYY" "IM TO WEEK AND FAT N LOSER N BALD 2 FITE ANY11111!" say ogrady then he calm down and call jesus "how abote a parlay" "parlay wuld be kick ass" say jesus
parlay
"u gentle men of corse relise that was only the first crusede merly an amuse booshe" "we can keep this up as lon as u like but u guys now i dont take no as an anser" say ogrady "r u sure por tacted war is the best way" say jesus "there wont be anyyhing pro tractede about it" "o u can take the cathlic church i dont fucking car abo that but keeping it is difrent" "my alegiense has run way beeyond the bible" say jesus "WE R THE CATHOLIC CHURCH" say ogrady "and we r catholism" say jesus "r u even religios" say ogrady "i belive in god" say jesus "parlay" say john walking in "PARLAY" say jesus "what do u propese we do" say ogrady "let me keep my power" say jesus "under the catholic church" say ogrady and jesus nods "i have sirved and been a beecon of order n stabelity to our church for 2000 years now ik i fucked up and re pledge my feelty to god" say jesus and he bows "jesus" say john "u were merly showing badass so we woul let u keep the cathlic church" say ogrady "the catholic church acepts ur feelty" "but wat aboot him" "wat are we gona do about jooon wiick" say ogrady "o he has to DYE" SAY JESUS AND HE START SHOOTING JOHN WITH MAGIC POWIRS "SRY MY SUN" SAY JESUS "JESUS CHRIST JESUS" SAY JOHN AND HE RUN AWAY "DONT USE MY NAME LIKE DAT" SAY JESUS AND HE SHOOT JOHM AGANIN THEN JOHN FALL OUT CHURCH WINDOW THING "very well guys the rock church is back have nice day" say ogrady and he walk out "nice 1 my lorde" say peter
john get saved
john was have big cut and gashes all over his hed than buddhist monkz put bandade on him and he was better then pick him up and take him to sewer temple
sewer temple
"hey" say buddha "o my god john they took a bible aint that a fuck" "i have losed all my faith from this SHIT" say john "THEY CAN KEEP MY FOUCKING BIBLE I DONT CAR" "ha ha ha so" say buddha "jesus keeps the church and u get fucked cant say i blam him i would do tht to tbh" "but let me ask u somethin" "R U ANGRY JOHN" SAY BUDHA "HUH R U" "CUSE LEME TELL U THIS CATHOLIC CHURCH SHIT IS RELLY MAKING ME ANGRY" SAY BUDDHA "WELL JOHN R U ANGRY" say buddha "YA" say john tjen it did that badas thing were they say the movie name he said "IM ANGRY JOHN WICK IS ANGRY 4"
MEENWHILE
church
"JOHN WICK IS NOT IN HELL HIS SOLE WAS SPOTTED AT ERTH" say ogrady "o shit" say jesus "i hope u understend i dont want john killing me in my bed so u beter mke sure hes ded" say ogrady "urghhhhh baby yaga" say jesus and he walk off
2 BE CONTINUE FLASHD ON THE SCRIN AND U COLD SEE JON WICK SNEKING UP ON BAD GUYS AND KILING THEM!