First thing: Thank you to those who gave this story a chance. I hope it gets to your liking.
Second thing: is that constructive criticism is highly appreciated.
Third: Disclaimer: I don't own anything
'Ok, hold on, recap, I just made a friend, a friend that word felt weird to say out of my mouth' Since I had people scorn me ever since I had my first memory. I found myself still in my mindscape with Kurama looming over me. "Kit, before you go, a few things to note: my chakra won't fight your body anymore; however, it doesn't mean you are immune to it. You need to train it. Second thing, do me a favor and tear a corner of the paper seal so we can communicate, and I have something to do other than sit here and sleep." Seeing nothing wrong with it, I went up to his collar, which was a standard chain collar with a circular pendant with the sealed paper attached at the center. As I reached up, a hand caught me. Startled, I looked over the same blue eyes and blonde hair that stared at me in the mirror, with a taller body staring right back. Minato looked confused as he looked around. When his eyes finally landed on a blonde-haired boy with whisker marks on his cheeks, 'Naruto,' he couldn't believe his eyes. It was like yesterday when he was a newborn. Now here he stood, a seven-year-old boy who couldn't be anyone but his son.
"Well, I'll be. It's the flaky blonde bastard coming for round 2," Minato jumped, startled hearing the amount of chakra in that voice. Looking up, he finally noticed the fox looming over them. Paling to the point that Kurama thought he was a vampire coming for blood Minato regarded the fox with no little amount of caution. "Naruto, you let the fox out!" meanwhile, still in shock from seeing the alive fourth, he screamed, "AAAAHHHH by Shinigami's. Holy dick, it's a gggghhost".
NARUTO THAT WAS NOT A G-" Kurama was suddenly caught off by the arrival of a purple-haired busty woman with all the curves in the right places and unblemished porcelain skin, truly depicting what a goddess is. The reactions were instant. Kurama got on the ground, head bowed. Minato paled even darker with a slight blush, and Naruto looked awed at the pretty lady. "WHO DARES UTTER MY NAME, YOU CHAUVANISTIC MORTALS," Shinigami hissed with barely constrained malice.
She turned, seeing three figures in front of her, two she recognized instantly. "It was you wasn't you, flaky blonde bastard? And if it wasn't, it was the bunny-eared ball of fluff" No one dared to utter a single sentence until our favorite blonde broke it. "Who are you?" Naruto asked, still in awe at the silver-haired beauty. As if a switch had been flipped, she disappeared only to reappear in front of the 7-year-old Naruto, startled at the appearance of who took back a step. "Oh, you're so cute, unlike the flaky bastard. I knew saving you was the right decision, and look, I brought two gifts for you," she gushed. 'Wonder what they are,' the two spectators thought, although a particular flaky bastard could only pale as she could have only known about that nickname from a specific redhead. "What's a gift?" Naruto asked innocently. Time stopped, then suddenly started again:
"WHAT!"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT!"
Three distinctive people thought as they came to a child who knew nothing of receiving gifts. "Naruto, surely you know what a gift is," Minato scowled. "No, everyone either ignores me or is out to get me ever since I can remember." He replied sorrowfully. No one could gather the courage to say a thing until Shinigami finally spoke. "If I felt doubtful before, now I am confident over these gifts. The first is your mother back to your mindscape as the world would change too much if your parents came into life. Second I must give what was taken, which is Minato's soul and part of his chakra along with Kurama half of a being." The two spectators could only gape at what the gifts were. "Expect visits from me and my sisters." These were Shinigami's parting words before she disappeared but not before giving a hug and a kiss on the forehead to a blushing little blonde.
Once she departed, Minato turned to the portal that appeared before him, and two things came rushing out a light orb along with blue and red chakra. The red went to Kurama, whose eyes were blissfully closed, being whole once again. Finally, a shouting redhead dropped on his head. A tangle of limbs occurred for Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze, the feared yellow flash and red death of Konoha. Once everything settled down, Minato and Kushina explained whom they were to a shock-stricken Naruto. With Kushina refusing to let go of the blonde, they explained that it was to remain a secret until Naruto was strong enough to handle himself in a fight. He explained that once the seal's corner was ripped, he could talk to them anytime he wanted. He finally relaxed.
A time came when Naruto woke up in his private hospital room reserved only for him after many incidents in the past, and his team of doctors and nurses also for the same reason. Waking up, the nurse quickly alerted the personnel to inform the Hokage. The Third quickly shunshined into his room, followed by a familiar purple-haired Anbu and a silver-haired Anbu. 'Pretty purple,' Naruto thought again, paying full attention to the two figures. Three snickers were heard inside his head. "Shut up," Naruto said, not paying the paling Hokage any mind whatsoever. "Naruto, what Happened?" asked Hiruzen. "Before you answer, tell him to engage in protocol Beta Delta Alpha Omega." "OK," Naruto replied. Following what his dad said, he turned to the Hokage. "Engage protocol Beta Delta Alpha Omega," Naruto said, confused. He did not realize the actions he had just set into motion. Immediately the Hokage turned stoned cold. "Do it," he replied. Immediately two more Anbu shunshied in placing soundproof seals and stationed themselves outside with orders to kill any intruders. Calming down, he turned to Naruto. "Now-" he was cut off once again by Naruto.
"There is still one more in the corner." The intruder tried to flee, but he was quickly dealt with with an adamantine bow staff to the head. 'Root,' the Hokage thought distastefully once he saw the agent with the pale porcelain mask with the word Ne in Kanji. Turning, he regarded Naruto with a keen eye, looking for his differences. Seeing none, he relaxed. "Now, how about you tell me what happened." And so he did, ensuring no detail passed and with help from his tenants on anything he missed. "I see, so Minato and Kushina are inside you, along with the Kyuu- Kurama. Well, that's quite a story. Now that you know, would you like to start the academy now?" The third asked. A quick shake of the head was a no from Naruto. "No, I want to train before I go to the academy, so I'm taking the year off. That way, I can be with kids my age," he answered, although most of it came directly from his parents. "Very well, it looks like that will do for now, you have healed fully, and I have signed you out, so you're free to go." With the green light, he quickly got off his bed before a sudden question came to him " Hey Jiji, what was the meaning of the protocol?" Naruto questioned curiously. "Well, I can tell you since you have a Hokage in your head. It meant securing the room for individual SS class information and killing any intruders inside and outside the place where the conversation took place," Hiruzen replied. Pale on that specific detail, he walked out of the room. He crashed into a purple-haired Anbu. "oh my! Are you ok?" she asked. All Naruto could do was nod. "Thank you, pretty purple hair tenshi," he said. A certain silver-haired Anbu began pervertedly giggling, making Naruto blush and run off with said Tenshi screaming HENTAI and beating the Anbu to sweet, sweet unconsciousness. All while the same pervert giggle escaped a hidden Hokage.
Until Next time R&R