john wick is angry 3
winston birtday
it was winstoena birtday all the ppl weee dansing they were at an strup club and they were gettjng fycken drunk as shit they all had the hort ppl dancing and then john got his beers from thhe bar than he gave to winson and then john sliped on a banana peel then jihn wick smash all drinks and had big cut on hus eyeball "O MY GOD JOHN R U OK" said winston "U FUCKIN ATHEIST" shout hohn weik and he run out crying
home
john was at home crying he couldent belive it wibston his bff for life had bertrayed him he atacked his religin when john was just buying drink for him john thighs how cold of winson
winston home
winston was at home doing athist things he was waching family guy and making fun of relugious ppl on line then he red the god deluson than he preyed to satan "deer satan i am in trouble jon wick the son of crist might kill me" satan said "dw i will send guys down lol"
satan
"bro winston our gratest solder who have been convertin lot of ppl to athism on internet is in danger jon wick a solder of christ wants kill him" "then well kill jon for u hes too fuckin holy" say satans mineon "HAMWAHAHAHA" say sayan
jon wick look winston
jon wick got on his fone and google were is winsron then it sade the content
john at continent
hojn was in thr continent he was runing aronde than winstons bodygures raned "HELP ME BROS" sajdod winsten to his bj THRY RAN JOHN SHOT GUY IN FACS then he SMASH CAR IN AND CHASE IT AFTER WINTON "NOOOO" winston was runing rly fast trying to get out of car john kept on drivin it everwhere then he smash it at door then winston run to church
winston talk to jesus
"bro jesus help me" "no" said jesus "u use my name like a shit" "nooo dude" say winsten "enogh" say jesus "but dude its jon" "wat did u think dude u stab god in the back now hell make u pay" "make jon wicked not allow here NOW" say winsten "i will keep these church" "no" say jesus "but u know i have the tight" say winsten "NOTHING U HAV THE RIGHT TO NOTHING MR WINSTON THIS KINDEM IS MONE AND MINE ALLONE" "then enjoy u kindom wile it lasts" sayed winston "AND 2 U ITS PRIVILIGE MY SUN" said jesus and he red his bible
MEANWILE
john was in winstons hotel the continent he saw cheron at the fromt "good evening sir" say chetin THEN JOHN SHOT CHARIN "OOOOO IT SEEMS WERE REDY 2 FIGHT" then charon did a BACK FLLIP AND HE LANDED ON FLORE THEN HE POKED HIS NIFES OUT HE HAD ONE NIFE ON EVRY FINGER "AAAAAAAAAA" was charons war cry he shouted like the basterd scum who is fool THEN HE WENT IN A CIRCLE SPINING HIS NIFES then john KICKED THE NIFE AND IT FLYED IN CHARIN "NOOOOOOO" say charon as he got trempled by a see of knifes then he walk out "HaHAHA I M STILL ALIVE" thrn john shot charin with his pistol "ow" and he drop ded
john then look for harry the other guy "BRO WTF" said harry after john SMASHED HIS DOOR DOWN "TIM 2 DIE BICH" and harry got his pilow out THEN JOHN SHOT THE PILLOW MANY TIME AND THEN HARRY CARRIED THE BULLETS WITH PILLOW then john slided on flore THEN KICKED THE PILLOW AND IT FLYED INTO HIM AND HE DYED! "AHHH" said harry as he was killed then ms perkins was there "I HERD U WERE HERE JOHN" said perkons and she JUMPED IN THE ARE then john just shot her "o holy fuck" said perkins and she droped ded
she went to hell
john vs nhoj
johns evil clone nhoj was therr he did a backflip on the window then john shot his hand and he falled on flore "FUGK" said he
winstons birtday
winstone went back to the strip club he dident want his spesial day ruined he was dansing with the stripers thrn he feeled tomato sause in hid mouth thrn he open his eye AND THAST BECUSE IT WAS NOT TOMATO SAUSE IT WAS BLOOD IT LOOJED LIKE TOMARO SAUSE THO AND IT WAS BLODE BECUSE THE STROPPER HE WAS KISING GOT SHOT IN MOUTH "OMG" and he RAN FOR SAVETY then a stroper walk out "pritect winston!" shout she and her gun got out BUT THEN JOHN SHOT HER "AGG screem winston and he run to the car "GET FUCK OUT WAY" say einston and johh shoot all the stripper in his way
winston prays 2 god
"winston was driving his car somewhere but he prayed same timevdeer god how dose john not kill me" "no" said god "i repent" say winston "ok juts stat in church he cant kill u their my son" "ok" say winston
john prays 2 god
john prayed 2 god he said "deer god howe do i kill winston" "hes in church but if u killl him there u can go jale ny son!" "lol dont car" say john
john see winston
john walk into church than he see winstokn drinking the jesus wine and eating the jesus bred "bred and wine nake al the diferense" say winston "u know the jesus mirecles r amazing a man can live in church a very lon time and never etate the same bred twise" then john pick up his gun "my sun" say jesus "my sunn walk awae" "yea my sun" say winston THAN HE GOT SHOT IN HED BY JOHN "holy shit my sun wat have u don" say jesus then john plase his gun on tabel "finished it"
john wick outsie
john wick was with jesus "hey so what happen" "u killed a man on church grounds my sun i have now no choise but to declere u excomunicado" sId jesus "then how come im not in hell" "becuse i deemed it not 2 be" "jon run away be safe" say jesus "my lord tell them whover comes ill kill them ill kill them all" "of corse u will my sun" say jesus smiling then he called the purgetory offises "helo there id like to open a file" "wat number" said the angel "11234" say say jesus "k" "who" "john wick" say jesud "abd what" "excomunicado" "wen" "1 hour" "k have fun" and lady hanged up
BZZ
BZZ
LADY WAS ON PHONE SHE AAYID JOHN WICK EXCOMUNICADO JOHN WICK
BZZZ BZZZZ
RXCOMUNICADO IT SAID PHONE
"god bless u my sun" said jesus
john was runing around trying be safe a fat guy with crasy face chase john then john kick hi back and shott him in tummy 999999 times
john wipped the blod of his check, than a man with a big nose put a nife in her nostrels then chase jon then john swing the nife out and cut of her nose "OW FUCK" said he she and he runned to get a band ade then john shot her back many time
john coghed blood that he drank from his enemys guts and said "i will surveve this"
tto be continue
btw u sholdnt do this irl i have somtimes said oh my god acidently
But that doesnt men u shold kill ppl and shit its just for an intesting story bc john wick dont take shit from no one so h the only leson here is u be carful with jon wikc