The dude was chilling in his mobile home after a long day of work.

Suddenly, he felt weird, had a headache, he decided to lay down to deal with it.

In another world Millionaire Bruce Whane has been kidnapped due to villians escaping the new Arkam City.

Then Bruce was tied to a chair while Prof Hugo talked to him through a monitor.

Prof Hugo: "I know who are, BATMAN!"

Suddenly a bright light flashed and in the chair was the Postal Dude as Hugo said Batman.

Dude: "Huh? What is Batman?"

Hugo: "What the-"

"Who are you?!"

Dude: "Ehh, a nameless voice and people call me the Dude, or the Postal Dude."

"I never knew my name."

Hugo: "Guard, get this man out of here!"

Dude: "This is not good, I have to get out of here!

He tilted his seat from side to side until he fell over.

A door opened and a guard came to get him out.

He undid his restaints from the chair, but the Dude still had cuffs.

The guard slammed him onto the wall.

Guard: "What did you do to Bruce!?"

Dude: "I have no idea. Oh look it's him!"

The guard looked behind him only to be punched in the back of the head and a punch to the throat by the Dude.

The dude quickly looked around through the guard to find, keys, a deagle, and some clips.

The Dude used the keys to unlock the handcuffs.

He made his way out of the place and found himself in a prison riot, robber fighting robber.

Some prisoners started to come at the Dude, but he pulled out his gun and they scattered.

The Dude ran pass them and climbed a ladder to get out of there.

He got to the top of the prison and jumped off, using his jacket as a glider.

Until he started falling.

Dude: "SHIT!"

Dude fell into a dumpster and got himself out.

Dude: "Man this place feels like it was designed for someone else."

Suddenly, some conspicuous cars pulled up to a church.

The Dude noticed the men pulling guns out of the trunks and headed inside the church.

Dude: "Hmm, they have some good guns, and all I have is a Deagle."

"I better head inside and get some guns."

"Thugs are everywhere."

As he went inside, he picked up a shovel near the sematary.

He wandered around a bit until, he saw from the balcony.

A bunch of criminals cheering, a strange man with a burnt face, standing on a balcony next to a large sack that is hanging over a vat of acid.

Two face: "Now we got a person, that have been spying on us.

"We have-!"

He pulls off the sack reveling.

"Catwoman!"

Catwoman has been hung by her ankles over the acid, with her hands tied behind her back.

Catwoman: "Ugg, you do not know how to treat a woman, do you?"

Two Face: "Shut up bitch!"

Catwoman: "Well I got a man coming to help, a Bat-"

Two Face goon: "MAN!"

The goon pointed to the uper level.

Dude: "Seriously, who is Batman?!"

The dude jumped down, pulled out his shovel, ready to face them.