One G-Stringed Angel
by Andy Prosser
Authors note: due to Square's lack of official communication regarding Sephiroth's thonge status it is unclear if Sephiroth wore a thonge or g string in-game so this story cannot be considered cannon within the FF7 universe
Chapter 1 - Beach Brawl
Earthworm Jim was flexing at the beach. Tifa and Aeriths eyes got big.
"So muscle!" Oooooh
...But they were not looking at Earthworm jim but instead Sephiroth. "Ohhh may I feel you're muscles??"
"Sure thing and sephiroth flexed."
Tifa felt his arm. Cloud is jealous.
Chapter 2 - Beach sword fight
"Sephiroth I challenge you to sword" "right here on the beach" "here it is"
"My attack" and they swords met and stared own occurred.
"You nitwit" I never considered this. The counter attack!
"We will finish this fight later"
"Okay"
Tifa say "That was a close one but why is he in a thonge"
"I guess I just got jealous seeing you give him all that attention." The truth is I love you, Tifa.
"Met too"
And they kiss in the moonlight at the beach.
The end.
Authors note: if your wondering why aeris was at the beach with Earthworm jim it is because she is alive in this timeline and should not be considered Canon in the FF7 universe.