This is a story of misfortune, mostly for our beloved y/n who is here. Somewhere Y/N? Where oh there he is
A house somewhere in the woods, currently in the basement
Y/n pov
???: "WHAT THE FUCK!? I ROLLED THROUGH THAT SHIT"
???: "CMON ALMOST DEA-- WHAT!!? WHAT WAS THAT HITBOX??! "
???: "GOSH DAMNIT I LOST 1.3M SOULS
WHERE IS MY HAPPINESS Oh there"
grabs the bonginator*
inhale*
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exhale*
FFFFFFFFUA*
???: *COUGH* *COUGH GO-*COUGH DAMN *COUGH*
'Yep this is the life'
???: Y/N!? Y/N!!
Y/N: *cough* WHAAT...
???:Y/N!!!!?
Y/N: WHAAAT!...
...
...
Y/N: WHAAAAT..*cough*
no response*
Y/N: of course
As y/n stands up he has one last toke before he begrudgingly went upstairs,
'Wonder what she wants'
Y/n opens the basement door only to be met by a bone crushing hug, by none other than your friend Anastasia , you've known her since grade school. She is pretty mischievous, even once you get to know her.
"It's so nice to see you again y/n!!"
She said still crushing your bones you give her a quick hug and try push her back a bit but she started squeezing harder.
"nice. to. see you. *wheeze* let go plz" you say inbetween breaths.
"Nope don't think I will~ I mean only if you pat my head?~" She says playfully
You grin mischievously as you raise you hand to pat her only for you to give her a noogie
Anastasia: o- ow hey I said pat my head not give me a noogie*pout*
She says letting go of you,as she start rubbing her head but quickly starts hitting you with both her hands
y/n Anastasia
"hmph cute" you say with a smirk as she hits your chest
"telling me facts won't help you escape my wrath!" She says taking a step back
while reeling her hand back into fist slightly blushing
"Wait wait i yield!" You say raising your hand in front of you "Sorry I will do anything you want, just don't swing!"
'If your wondering why I'm scared to get hit by her, because when she hits you your gonna feel it.. For a while...'
"Really?" She says with a big smile
"Yea for sure" you say, as she lowers her hands and puts them behind her back and leans forward and says "you'll do anything~? promise~?" Just a few inches from your face.
"Yea, anything~" you say seductively while you put your hand to her ear and slowly down to her chin, as you push it up to meet your gaze.
As both your faces inch closer your lips centimeters away, you can't help but think how beautiful Anastasia is upclose, but before you kiss you both boop eachothers nose before taking a step back and laughing.
"Hah you almost fell for it!" You both say at the same time, before looking at each other "copycat!" Both of you say "jinx!" "Double jinx! Minecrafts gre-"
ahem* we both look towards the person who cleared there throat aka my mom she's visiting" why don't you two just get married already, momma wants some grandkids to spoil"
We both blush and chuckle a bit when she said that,"hmph I'm just playing with you guys, or am I? Anyways I need you two to go to the store to get these things"
Mom says while she hands us a list of stuff to buy.
"Hmm alright wanted to go check out the town" Anastasia says while looking at the list "alright lemme gets some things" you say heading back downstairs to your mancave, going straight to the 420 room "it smells like weed down here, y/n what did I say about smoking without me? Thats like the worst not telling a homie to come blaze." Anastasia says while sitting down to take a hit off the bong.
"Sorry you weren't here, so I couldn't tell you, plus we have enough weed to spare." I yell from the 420 room whilst grabbing a small backpack from a safe, "and to make it up to you we i go-" I take a look at her and she has her index finger up while smoking the whole bowl
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she takes her lips off looks at me and blows a heart*fooooooo*
'Damn, that's cool' you think while the heart slowly disperses when it hits you 'mmm smells like strawberrys' you make your way back upstairs when you hear a *gasp* you look back at Anastasia as she's looking at the backpack "nice you got the goodstuff" She smirked as she followed you upstairs to the front door.
"ALRIGHT MOM WERE GOING!" You yell as Anastasia slightly winces "don't yell!" She says while hitting your back" alright sweetie, the news says a storm is happening be careful when you drive" your mother responds. While you make your way towards your garage "bye mom!" "See ya ms.l/n" " just call me mom sweetheart" mom says to Anastasia, who blushes a bit.
You unlock your car and get in as Anastasia hops in as well, "watch this first try" you say as you start your car and of course it starts first try, "it always starts first try not surprising" Anastasia says not surprised while looking in the mirror to do her makeup a bit. "you don't need makeup your beautiful just how you are" you said while pulling out of the garage oblivious that her face looks like tomato.
Anastasia smiles while applying eyeliner
Timeskip
Might be a bit of these
'Damn when mom said it was gonna storm I didn't know it was gonna be this bad' you say while you put your windshield whippers on max "you can barely see a couple feet its raining pretty bad" says Anastasia you quickly glare at Anastasia who is smoking a joint making it harder to see, as she sees you looking at her she thinks 'maybe he wants some' she puts it in your mouth *puff* *puff* *foo* She then takes it any "not what I meant, but I needed that" you say driving 100mph while it's still raining, as Anastasia looks out the window she sees everything zooming past and thinks 'we're going pretty fast' *glances at the speedometer* '100? gosh that's to fast' "I think you should slow down a bit y/n" Anastasia says to you, you look at what speed your going '100 Yep I should slow down' as you press down on the brakes nothing happens...
'WHAT?' you quickly press it again thinking you press it hard enough as you floor the brake "Damn work!" 'Damnit it's not slowing down' you say panicked "why isn't it slowing down!" Anastasia semi-yells "I think something is wrong with the damn brake!" You say as you keep pressing it*sigh* 'if I might die I might as well go out smoking weed'
" ANASTASIA" "Y/N?" "LIGHT UP A JOINT" ...says y/n, makes sense I think before grabbing the backpack, opening the front pocket and grabbing a joint out of a small black chest I light it *puff* puff* 'hmm tastes and feels great' *foooo* I quickly pass it to y/n who grabs it and takes a couple puffs before passing it back we continue this before its half out.
'Maybe I can drive this till it runs out of gas' you think before looking at the gas 3/4 full 'Nope... wait the handbrake!' You yell in your mind as you touch the handbrake pulling it down*BANG* your car got hit by lightning what are the chances.
as your car gets hit by it, it starts turning left into straight towards the forest. You quickly let your hand over Anastasia pushing her against the seat, you look at her as she looks at back "Anastasia I love you" I say smiling. She smiles and says "I love you to- *CRASH* then everything turns black.
You open your eyes to see a white void
'is this the afterlife, I thought it would've been like the Bible. Or something' You look around and what you see makes you smile like an idiot its Anastasia looking right back at you smilling, with her her eyes closed. You both run towards eachother in slow motion "Anastasia!" "Y/n!" "Anastasia!" "Y/n!" She says running towards me, reeling her fist back "Anastasia?!" "Y/N!". And as they finally meet Anastasia delivers a hefty blow to y/n "Aww why?!?" He says falling back 'oof' when he finally has his bearings he looks back Anastasia who says
"I thought i would never see you again" She says crying, as she falls down ontop hugging you. you smile " I could never leave you, your to clumsy to be left alone" you say smiling while tears threaten to spill, you hug eachother for a few minutes before hearing someone.
We look to our left and see a old man bowing in front of us and he says "I'm so sorry I accidentally killed you" he said still bowing In a apologetic way. "Uhh who are you" I said while still holding Anastasia who, without a doubt had the same question. "Well who do you think you would see after you die?" He says "uh Satan?" Says Anastasia "what no no, you see God after you die" he said like it's obvious. "Well God why are we here? " You say looking at him curiously " well since I basically caused your death I'm giving you another chance to live! And mostly because your not supposed to die yet" He says smiling "so your gonna isekai us?" Anastasia says not believing it, "Yep but to make it easier I will grant you both 2 wishes" 'hmm there is no way this is happening, he must be up to something' thinks Anastasia while you had a similar thought "how do we know your not lying?" I say he looks at me with a questioning gaze "why would i god, need to lie" he says proudly "yea your god but, what if your like evil or something and your here to take our souls?" after I said that he looked amused
"Hmm you know, most people would jump at this opportunity, to get another chance or go to another world. And I assure you If I was evil I wouldn't be doing this." He said. 'That's something an evil person would say' I think, as I was about to say something I was interrupted by Anastasia pulling me into a huddle, "I think we should just take the wishes, I mean look at this place it looks boring as heck" She says while pointing in the distance. Just a void.
I look around the void and think ' hopefully another world is better than the last'. "alright we will go to another world" I said still not sure whether to go or not "Great now just tell me what powers you want" God said enthusiastically "so we can just say what we want and you will give it to us?" Anastasia said. "Yes of course no strings attached" 'that's a red flag' "alright let me talk to my associate" Anastasia says as she looks at me "let's just say yes pick our powers and a world" She whispers to me. As we break the huddle we both look at eacother and give a quick nod,' there is only one ability I want alot' we both think. "We both want the gamer ability" "granted" " I want all the fromsoft stuff" Anastasia looks at me like what? She pulls me in and says
"Really fromsoft stuff?" "In my defense their games are good and actually being an elden lord means I'm a god" "uh huh because that's what happens" She said unenthusiastically. "I want the ability to summon anything I want" 'damn I was gonna say like that's any better but, it is better'
"Alright granted, now the world" "we want to go to-" I got cut-off by God "Nope I pick the world HAHA" 'I knew there was some twist, wonder what world' I think as God snaps his fingers than a giant roulette wheel appears
Warhammer F
Dead space
Doom
Bloodborne
Silent hill
Outlast
Dxd
Bioshock
Darksouls
Warhammer40k
Rwby
Elden ring
Darksouls III
Doing doki
Union
Fate
Hell
DarksoulsII
" alright one of you come and spin it" God said as he gestures for one of us to spin it "alright you do it" Anastasia said to me, to which I obliged. As I walk up the the roulette and spin it as fast as I can 'come on a fun universe, come on' I think with My fingers crossed it starts slowing down after a couple minutes it starts slowing down to darksouls
But it passes it and starts slowing down at Warhammer,'thats even better!' and as it slows down it goes exactly to the edge of Warhammer.. and picked.. rwby
"damnit" I said as I fall to my knees, as I'm on my knees hitting the ground, Anastasia walks up behind me and says "what's so wrong with rwby?" I look at her and say "Grimm is what's wrong, we just have to fight grimm and occasionally other people!" She looks at me confused "and what's so wrong with that?" "That means we only have to fight Grimm and no other monsters like dragons, daemons, or even some green boyz" I say sadly "hey don't be like that there are dragon Grimm" Anastasia says patting my back
"Well that is unfortunate, for you" God said "since your gonna be in remnant wanna be faunes?" 'I'm not gonna be a furry' "hell n-" Anastasia buts in "yes! yes we want to be faunes" "not m-" "alright you both will be dragon faunes"
'Don't I get a say in this' "alright have fun in your first world!" he says as he snaps his finger and everything goes black
3rd person
???
glass shattering*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh"
"I think I landed on me keys"i say looking up in the sky, but I see something getting bigger and bigger "Geronimooooo" Anastasia yells as she falls on top of me "aww fuck, she's heavy" I think as I push her off. Once we look at eachother, we burst out laughing "Hahahaa your a fuckjng midget hah" I say to Anastasia who's is currently laughing her ass off "and you look like you did 12 years ago"
As she says that you start touching your face 'oh god' you ran over to a puddle as Anastasia follows, and once you look at your reflection you see that both of you look like how you did when you were kids, "God why are we kids" you say but suddenly you both see a screen in front of you
System booting up
18% 59% 83% 100%
Successfully booted up
Welcome users
Would you like the guide?
Yes/No
'I forgot about the system' I say as a floating screen appeared in front of us
"Do you see this?" Anastasia asks "yea I see it might as well yes" you both press yes
Then Anastasia falls the the ground and you grab your head in pain as you fall to the ground beside her and the last thing you thought was 'fuck'
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2600 words
I literally don't know what I'm doing with this.
This fanfic is just a brain dump