Time to answer some reviews.
MemeKingthethird: Glad you are liking the story so far, and there's one part of the chapter you'll like...trust me. And nice dares by the way.
1602Jaw: I had no idea that Deadpool, Charlie, Rick and Toko appeared in so many fanfics like these, guess they are all extremely popular, as for Kennedy being eliminated so early. I wanted to keep him but I feel like if he stayed, either Arthur or Peacemaker would've probably killed him.
That guy: Thanks, glad you are enjoying it, as for JFK, don't worry, in TDR, anything can happen, who knows.
guest: Thanks for liking the story so far, nice dares, one of them was amazing for me to write.
Also I'd like to apologize once again for this not being out in time, I'm hoping this will make up for it somehow.
"Last time on Total Drama Randomness!." Chris began as the cameras show clips from the previous episode. "It was an all out battle in the best game of Capture the flag ever!. There was Strategizing, Sword-fighting and even a little bit of Spying from Sephiroth, who seems to be interested in the goats wildcard cowboy, Arthur Morgan, wonder what's that's about, we saw how bad of team leader the mighty Darkwing Duck could be costing his team the win, however due to MANY of the goats having a problem with JFK, the clone was sent packing and was flushed away by the vortex!." Chris smiled as the cameras were now back in front of the host. "I can't wait for today's episode as you lucky fans will be a part of it, right here on Total...Drama...Randomness."
(Here's the intro for the show)
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine.
we see a shot of paradise island before going underground where Little Mac, Wii Fit, Darkwing and Toko are crawling underground before a bunch of gophers pop up out of the dirt.
You guys are on my mind.
We then cut to Rick laughing as some sort of robot starts shooting lasers before the robot stops working and blows up in the scientists face. Kaos began laughing while Scout was giving him a weird look, cutting quickly to Charlie and Sideshow Bob finishing a tango dance on a stage with ten's across the board from Chef, Chris, Wadsworth.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.
Johnny was smiling for the camera and gave a wink to Verosika who rolled her eyes before also smiling for the camera and the paparazzi, before Rick's robot fired another laser at the paparazzi, JFK also posed for the camera before Tracer got in front of the clone, giving the audience a wave.
I WANNA BE FAMOUS!
We are then show a completely different island that's surrounded by an eerie fog, cutting to a graveyard where Catalina, Trevor, Cartman, and Bayonetta are running from a bear who took off the suit revealing to be Deadpool who was laughing.
I wanna live close to the sun!.
On the same island we go deep inside a cave where we see Meggy exploring a wall of the cave but slipped and fell down a slope, Mario caught her before she hit the ground and the two smiled at eachother as he helped her back up.
Or pack your bags cause I've already won.
Deeper in the cave we see Arthur and Bender looking around at fossils, while Arthur was examining one that looked like Chris McLean, Bender noticed Harley was smashing a fossil to pieces with her bat. She saw both of them and gave a shrug before hitting it again with her bat.
Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day.
We are back on paradise island where Samus and Peacemaker are shooting at tiny cans on a fence, Peacemaker shot two cans and gave the bounty hunter a wink and Samus looked at him and hit all the other cans not even looking, giving him a smile as his jaw dropped to the sand.
Because I wanna be famous!.
Sephiroth and Bayonetta were in the forrest looking for a briefcase, which was found by Chris who flew away on his jet pack.
Nananananananananana!.
we are shown everyone running after the host who was laughing before flying into a tree as Wadsworth was sipping some tea and Chef Hatchet was on the grill cooking some burgers.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (X2)
we see everyone dive at the briefcase before it was snatched by a mysterious figure who was now holding the briefcase.
whistle solo
everyone was now sitting at a campfire looking at the the fire while Chris, Chef and Wadsworth were in the middle, looking dead center at the camera as the logo for the season flashed up on screen.
The camera shows a shot of the island before someone was running around the island. It was Wii Fit, the trainer was running at max speed with sweat dripping down her face but still finished up her morning jog by resting on a log.
"Jeez." She huffed wiping some of the sweat off. "I don't think I've ran that fast before."
"Hey Wii-" Mac started to say before being punched by the trainer who didn't see him coming.
"Mac!. Oh my gosh!. I'm so sorry!."
The boxer smiled feeling where she had hit him. "Don't worry, I'm alright, how's the workout coming along?."
"Good, one thing this island is for is its size, Its huge, which means I'm able to get my jog in."
"Well that's good, come on, Chef's made breakfast." Mac pointed to the mess hall where people were walking, the two of them quickly had a race to see who would reach it first and somehow even after all that running, the trainer still came out on top.
Both teams were now sitting down and eating breakfast, today's meal?. Chef Hatchet's scrambled eggs, that were very poorly prepared and burnt.
"I don't even think this is edible." Wii Fit slowly said jamming into one of the eggs with a fork, rock solid.
"So you aren't gonna eat that?." Bender pointed at the plate with his fork, she slid her plate to the robot who quickly shovels down the eggs, washing them down with a cold beer. "Man those are some good ass eggs!."
"So, what do you guys think the next challenge will be?." Charlie asked around the dingos table pushing her plate away.
"I hope its an easy challenge." Toko was playing with her eggs, not even trying to eat them.
"I for one like the physical challenges." Sephiroth smirked sitting at the end of the table. "It shows whose a weak link on our team and who we should get rid of next." The half angel looked around and noticed a few people weren't even at the table.
"Where's the popstar and the actor?."
"She said she was going for a walk and I guess Johnny went to the bathroom." Scout shrugged trying to chew through the egg, biting down really hard on it.
Verosika was holding Johnny's hand as they were walking into the forest.
"So why is it you asked me to join you?." Johnny asked looking around the forest seeing the all the wild animals roaming by them.
The popstar gave a little smirk as she took a drink from her flask.
"Just wanted to say thanks for pulling me up during the last challenge, if I would've fallen, my ass would've been destroyed." She replied before putting a tiny drop of something into her flask, handing it to him. "Wanna drink?."
The actor nodded and took a long swig before passing it back. "Thanks and hey, it's no big deal. If you need anything, I got you!."
Verosika smiled while filing her nails. "Oh don't worry, I surly will need your help..."
After a few seconds Johnny's eyes slowly turned a pinkish color and his pupils slowly formed into hearts.
"Wow, you look even hotter than normal today." Cage drooled as she smiled.
"Thank you, you don't look so bad yourself, darling."
Verosika(Confessional)
"With that fool now under a trance, he's wrapped around my finger and will do ANYTHING I say." She smirked before showing a tiny bottle that was tucked into her purse.
"And no, I don't love Johnny, I'm just using him."
Mario and Meggy were sitting across from each other, they were playing a game where both of their eggs were set up like forts and another egg was put on the forks, using them like slingshots trying to knock the other tower down.
"Booyah!." Meggy said launching egg at Mario's fort, it went over and ended up hitting Bayonetta in the back of the head.
"Who dares!?." The witch turns around looking at the other team.
"Sorry..." Meggy said before being hit in the head with an egg.
"Hahaha!." Kaos laughed rubbing his hands together. Meggy's face turned angry and she started throwing eggs at the sorcerer.
Kaos ducked under the table and the egg hit Catalina, who threw her eggs and before you know it, it was quickly turned into a-
"FOOD FIGHT!." Deadpool shouted throwing his eggs at the other team, one hitting Harley on the cheek.
Harley wiped the egg off and began hitting the eggs with her bat making them splatter against the wall.
"Okay, game on then bitches!." Harley started hitting more eggs with her bag sending them everywhere, Deadpool ducked under the table along with Bob and Charlie, Rick got hit the face with several eggs.
"Okay fine." Rick fired a ray gun at the jester who was tacked out of the way by Samus.
"Guys this is stupid, we shouldn't be doing this!." She tried to stop everyone but it was too late, the food fight ends when one team is left standing.
Peacemaker loaded Meggy's splatter shot with mustard and ketchup and the beanie girl unloaded on on the other team, while Mario started chucking the eggs like they were grenades.
"TAKE COVER!." Charlie shouted before Bob hit the eggs back with a frying pan, sending them flying into the plumbers face.
"...idiots." Sephiroth and Bayonetta both said at the same time, looking at the mess unfolding in front of them, at that moment both Verosika and Johnny had entered seeing the mess.
"Hey g-" Verosika started to say before Meggy opened fire on her, spraying her in the face with mustard. "They snuck around our defenses!." She shrieked putting a pot on her head.
Bender was crawling around on the floor, eating all of the eggs he could find. "I'm not gonna waste these eggs."
Suddenly everyone heard a shriek and froze as Wadsworth came in, the butler's eyes were horrified as he looked around and saw the mess both teams had made.
"Hey Butler." Bender got up in his face, still angry about last episode. "What's the idea of making some cannon, you broke my shiny metal ass-"
Wadsworth ignored the robot and walked slowly over to a cabinet where he pulled out a bunch of brooms and a spray bottle, before getting a mop and bucket from the kitchen.
"You will all clean this place until it is exactly like it was this morning, otherwise, I will instruct Mr. McLean, and I don't think you want me doing that." The bulter finally spoke with a British accent.
"I ain't cleaning no damn kitchen." Arthur stormed out of the mess hall.
"Yeah, I'm with him on this, bulter, nobody's cleaning this up." Johnny picked up Verosika and left followed by the others apart from a few.
"Don't-a-worry Mr. Wadsworth, we'll clean it!." Mario grabbed a broom and began sweeping up the eggs left on the wood.
"We?." Meggy looked at him. "Red, we didn't start the food fight the witch did, and I don't want to clean."
"Come on, we can't let him clean up all by himself." Cuphead started cleaning the windows with a rag and a spray bottle.
"Plus it'll be fun, we could all sing a song!." Charlie smiled as she was now helping, cleaning up the condiment stains.
Wadsworth gave a smirk as he left the mess hall, fixing his suit. "At least some people here will have a nice challenge."
Everyone was now cleaned up and gathered in a large glass box, a basketball court was on the inside but the hoops were gone. Chris was sitting in a chair waiting for them.
"Good morning campers, did you enjoy your eggs?." The host folded his arms and Chef was giving everyone glares.
"They were hard as rocks!." Harley looked at the two of them not happy with breakfast.
"Yes, but you weren't supposed to have a food fight with them!." Chris growled at the crime boss who rolled her eyes.
"I liked them." Bender said before Harley hit his shin with her bat allowing Chris to continue speaking.
"So, today's challenge was supposed to be a classic one, dodgeball!."
Everyone started cheering.
"At least it's something easy!." Arthur smiled before Chris chuckled.
"But because of the mess you all made, let's make this challenge more painful, if you get hit with a ball, instead of being eliminated you will have to complete a dare that was sent to us by our fans on the TDR Website this morning, in order to stay in the game, you will have to complete the dare the viewer sent in, if you don't complete it or refuse, you will be eliminated from the game."
"You mean those idiots out there get to punish us!." Verosika stomped her foot.
"Hey, those "idiots" are gonna enjoy watching you in pain, popstar." Chris smirked before Johnny got in the his face, pulling the host off his chair.
"You threaten her again McLean and I'll make sure you never host another stupid show like this again!." Johnny grabbed the host by the collar.
Everyone looked shocked at the actor who walked back over to the popstar and put an arm around her.
"Alright...let's get on with this challenge!." Chris climbed back into his seat as everyone took their places on the sides. Goats on the left and Dingos on the right.
"Oh one more thing, just to add some more randomness to it!." Chris smirked as the gym floor suddenly became frozen and slippery. "The floor has now changed into ice, making the gym floor very slippery." He chuckled.
Everyone started shouting at the host who blow a whistle signaling the came to start.
"Let's do this!." Scout ran first trying to grab a ball but he tripped on his shoelace and slid all the way to the glass wall. "Ow!."
"Sorry love." Tracer dropped a ball on his back as Chef called him out.
Bayonetta grabbed a ball and chucked it at Samus who avoided it by doing a cartwheel, the ball was still flying and it hit Darkwing in the beak.
"Oh come on!." He shouted holding his beak. "I'm not supposed to be out yet!."
Deadpool smiled as he was dodging every dodge ball thrown at him, skating around and preforming tricks.
"This is so much fun!." Deadpool started skating around before crossing the line, signaling the whistle. "Ah man!."
Catalina picked up a ball and threw it at Wii Fit who easily caught it.
"GODDAMIT!." She yelled as the whistle blew "I know!."
Toko tried throwing a ball at Meggy but it was too short, the beanie girl picked up the ball and lightly threw it at her stomach. She sighed before sitting on the bench with the others. Belle tried throwing a ball at Rick but the scientist dodged it and the ball bounced back off the walls and hit her in the gut. "Get Rekt Bitch!." Rick yelled at the gamer who stomped off the court.
Sephiroth smirked as he slowly picked up a ball that was rolling towards him and looked at someone to hit, he threw the ball and it was spinning through the air as it hit Samus in the nose, a little bit of blood began flowing out.
"Are you alright!." Wii Fit helped her friend up to her feet, her nose was a little bloody but nothing serious.
"I'm fine..." She looked at the half angle who gave her a bow, moving his head down.
"Hahaha." Sephiroth smirked before looking up and seeing a dodgeball flying at him, the Angel quickly caught the ball and tried to figure out who threw it, which didn't take long.
"Son of a bitch!" Peacemaker yelled as the whistle was blown on him. He flipped off the Angel before taking a seat on the bleachers. Trevor chucked a ball at Mario hoping to take the plumber out, but he leaped over the ball and kicked the ball back at the meth head hitting him right in the eye.
"Oops!." Mario watched him get back up. "Sorry about that!."
Trevor clenched his fist as he walked over to the benches muttering a colorful vocabulary of words not for tv.
The whistle blew again and everyone stopped.
"Alright that's enough victims for the first dare." Chris smirked looking at everyone sitting on the benches.
The camera cuts to everyone now being blindfolded in a huge room.
"Where are we?." Toko asked hoping for someone to answer, thankfully someone did
"Relax," Chris replied, he was watching on from behind a glass room with everyone else watching along from benches. "for the first dare, you have to walk in a maze that's full of mousetraps, blindfolded!."
"How the fuck are we supposed to know which way to go if we can't see anything!." Peacemaker looked around, his helmet was off his head "and where's my helmet of peace!."
"What is with you and peace?." Samus asked turning her head in the direction of the voice she heard.
"Your helmet is safe Chris, if fact Wadsworth is giving it a paint job on the house, you'll love it!." The host laughed before clearing his throat. "Oh and there are some more obstacles to overcome in order to complete the dare, just for fun!."
"Great, so now what?." Trevor asked as he felt a hard surface, it was a wall.
"We have to use our hands in order to get through this." Deadpool also felt around feeling nothing. "I think this is a path!." Deadpool put his hand up against the wall and began feeling his way down a path.
"Wait up idiot!." Catalina called out grabbing Toko's arm and slowly feeling the same wall Trevor was on.
"Hey, I've got a proposal for you two." The Latin whispered hoping the others couldn't hear them.
"What a gangbang?." Trevor asked before being smacked.
"No, an alliance between the three of us and the red idiot, we can work in secret and pick off people one by one, it's a good plan!."
"I don't know..." Toko said whispering. "Do you think we could actually work together?."
"Of course." Catalina lied. "The four of us are the best players in the game, and we'll easily wipe out the other putas, now come on!." The three of them follow the mercenary, sticking to the wall.
"Hey, what about me!." Scout yelled, there was no answer and he felt his way around another wall.
"Alright team, listen to me and you'll do just fine!." Darkwing felt his way around, hoping not to feel a mouse trap.
"And just who died and made you leader?." Belle asked as the Duck was turned around.
"Hello?. I'm the one with the most skill on the team." The egotistical duck struck a pose which made Peacemaker start laughing. "What's so funny?."
The helmet wearing Vigilante was holding onto the wall before he stopped laughing. "Sorry, there's no fucking way you are the strongest one on this team."
"Well who is stronger than the great Darkwing-" Darkwing was cut off by being hit on the head with a frying pan, Chris's laughed could be heard from the glass window.
"Duck..."
Peacemaker(confessional)
"PFFT HAHAHA!." Peacemaker laughed seeing the part on a tablet in the confessional.
"Come on guys, we gotta focus." Samus clung to a wall before moving foreword with Belle and Peacemaker following her lead.
"Hey wait up!." Darkwing scrambled to his feet, running into a wall, before then joining the rest of his team
A bunch of screens were shown as both teams were trying to navigate there way through the maze, still blindfolded.
"I'm glad I'm not doing that, I couldn't get far!." Mac looked at the screen the goats were on.
"I'm sure you would've done just fine." Wii Fit put a hand on his shoulder giving him a warm smile, Mac's cheeks went a little red but he quickly hid it "Thanks!."
Someone however did see it and started thinking.
Mario(confessional)
"I know when someone's in a love, believe me, I-a-see Luigi get butterflies all the time around Daisy," Mario chuckled a bit remembering the last encounter between his brother and the red-headed princess. "but I knew Mac had a soft spot for Wii Fit ever since day one of-a-her arrival in smash, he was-a-practically drooling."
Little Mac(confessional)
"I hope nobody saw that!." Max rubbed his shoulder looking down. "Yes, I may have a tiny crush on Wii Fit, it was back during our training days in smash, she was my trainer and I fell in love the moment I laid eyes on her...I've been wanting to admit it for years but I just don't think she likes me...thankfully the guys can't see this." Mac sighed before his eyes widened, realizing everything he just said was going to be heard in front of the entire multiverse. Including his friends and fellow smashers.
"GIVE ME THAT TAPE BACK!." Mac tried punching the camera to get the tape out but the camera were indestructible so it didn't matter.
Back in the maze, things weren't going so well for the teams.
"How much longer do we have to cling to this wall!." Trevor shouted, feeling tired.
"Do you want mousetraps to snap on your feet?." Toko said before moving forward a bit.
"I want this stupid ass challenge to be done!." Trevor snapped before he screamed, a mouse trap snapped around his left foot. "Ahh son of a bitch!." He hopped in one leg trying to remove the trap before his right foot got caught in another trap. "Ahhh!."
"unbelievable..." Catalina groaned hearing the screams of the meth dealer who was now switching legs as he was hopping.
"So, what's this talk I hear about an alliance." Deadpool leaned back to Catalina who smirked under her blindfold.
"We are forming an alliance to take out the weaker threats, like the demon and the other guy on our team." The Latin whispers to the mercenary.
"Who's that?."
that's when Scout comes running by "You all seem to have forgotten me, don't worry, I'm alright." The Boston man smiled showing a gapped tooth.
"I'm not!." Trevor shouted holding his right foot now.
"Ugh what's that smell?." Toko covered her nose and soon everyone else did the same.
"Who knows, maybe we are stuck in some sewer!." Catalina groaned.
"Ooh it smells good!" Deadpool sniffed around as he picked up a piece of cheese from one of the mouse traps.
The goats were haven't that much luck either, mostly because of Darkwing blabbing on about only the others know what.
"And that's when I defeated the evil nega-duck for the twentieth time!." Darkwing finishes smirking "so what did you think?."
"I think I'm going insane." Belle answered before tripping on something. "Ow!."
"Hang on." Samus felt her way around and helped the gamer up to her feet.
"If you liked that story I have several more I'd be happy to share with you!." Darkwing said before Peacemaker screamed.
"I can't fucking take it, where's the exit!." The anti-hero darted towards whatever was in front of him, getting caught by several mouse traps.
"Smith!." Samus yelled before realizing the mouse traps were going off. "Keep doing what you are doing!." She and Belle quickly began following him, hoping they don't run into anything.
"Quit leaving me behind!." The duck tried to catch up again before being hit in the face with a bag of sand.
"Ow..."
The dingos we're continuing to walk along the pathway and Deadpool was eating the cheese he found earlier.
"Mmm this is some good stuff. Anyone want some?." Deadpool offered before Catalina puked from the smell of the cheese alone.
"Gross!." Toko nearly barfed as well, even though she couldn't see it, the sounds made her queasy.
"You alright there?." Scout asked before Catalina wiped the vomit from her mouth. "Shut up, let's just find the exit...wait, does anyone else hear something?."
as if right on cue, Peacemaker ran past everyone, turning down another pathway, hoping to find the exit.
"Where the hell is it!."
Trevor heard more people approaching and he put his leg out, tripping both Samus and Belle, both girls falling in a bunch of mousetraps that went off all at the same time.
"I'm surprised none of us have fallen into mouse traps." Toko said before Catalina covered her mouth.
"Don't say that you'll jinx us!."
but it was too late, Chris had hit a button which sent a ton of mousetraps falling down on everyone, the screams were music to his ears.
"Looks like nobody completed the challenge after all." Chris smirked before the wall next to them started to shake. "What the-"
before anyone could react the wall came down and Peacemaker had over a dozen mousetraps over his body.
"Is this the end?."
Chris examined the hole in he wall the vigilante had left, seeing everyone else trying to remove the mousetraps.
"Yes, you can get back on the court."
He quickly took of his blindfold and walked over to his team before Samus and Belle came sprinting down.
"Are we still good?." Belle asked the host who gave a nod.
"Yes, where's Darkwing?."
"He's probably coming." Belle said taking off her blindfold as Samus did the same.
"I'd say not." Bayonetta pointed at a screen, The duck was still under the bag of sand.
"Get off me at once!." Darkwing commanded trying to get the heavy bag off, he didn't have the upper body strength needed.
Samus(confessional)
"Are you kidding me?." Samus facepalmed shaking her head. "It's a bag of sand!."
"Hey guys." Deadpool stumbled through the hole in the wall. "Is this the end?."
Chris sighed "Yes Deadpool, you can remove your blindfold."
The mercenary ripped off his blindfold as Toko, Catalina and Trevor fell on top of eachother trying to fit through the hole.
"Where's Scout?."
Everyone saw Scout on another screen going in the wrong direction, covered from head to toe in mousetraps.
"Go the other way idiot!." Catalina yelled at the screen, everyone watched at the scout stepped on a button that opened a door.
"What was that?." Scout's head looked around and a grey wolf attacked him, it had a scar but was now wearing a spiked color and had the top of its head painted.
"Bad Buster!." Harley yelled at the screen and everyone looked at her.
"YOU KEPT THAT THING!." Arthur yelled pointing at the screen.
"Yeah, his name is buster, he seems to have an interest in you." The jester gave a smile and Arthur hearing the last part loaded his revolver. A few seconds later a bruised Scout came running in the room quickly hiding behind Wadsworth.
"Get the freak away from me!."
The wolf walked out of the hole and a lot of people backed away, Chris leaped into Chef's arms.
"Aw come here buster." Harley made kissing noises to the wolf and it slowly went over to the jester.
Little Mac(confessional)
"Well, we know who to use in case there's a challenge about capturing wolfs...that won't be a challenge thought, right?."
The game resumed and right out of the gate Rick grabbed a ball and threw it at Meggy who moved out of the way before the beanie girl threw a ball back at him, hitting him in the chest.
"FUCK!." He shouted before kicking a ball sending it bouncing off the wall hitting himself.
"Nice shot!." Mario smiled to the beanie girl before being hit in the head with a ball, Charlie picked up another ball and locked onto Meggy.
"Sorry in advance!." She shouted before throwing the ball at her, Meggy did another dodge before picking up the ball and chucked it at the demon who braced for the impact, but it never came.
Bob had caught the ball while skating around on the ice, preforming a perfect figure eight. "You are welcome."
Meggy and Mario walked over the benches as Harley threw a ball at Charlie hitting the princess in the leg.
"This is a challenge I can actually get behind!." Harley smiled kicking a ball full speed into Kaos knocking the evil genius down. "How dare you hit the evil KAOS!!!. I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!." Chef dragged him off the court and places him next to Charlie on the bleachers.
"Want some gum?." Charlie smiled offering him a stick of pink bubblegum.
"Your act of kindness will not save you from the evil that is KAOS, but I accept." He takes the stick of gum and puts it in his mouth.
Catalina threw a ball which sent Cuphead into the walls of the court, making an impact against the glass.
"Ow..." he said holding his stomach, feeling like he'd just been shot.
Sephiroth threw a ball and closed his eyes, having full confidence that he got someone out, he heard the whistle blew and smiled.
"Sephiroth, get off the court." Chris said pointing at the half-Angel. His smile disappeared and his eyes went wide.
"WHAT!." He turned his head and saw that Arthur had caught the ball.
Sephiroth stormed over the benches and sat down next to Charlie who was eating her gum. "Want some?." The Angel replied by smacking the gun of her hands and it falling onto the court. "Guess not..."
The whistle went off and everyone stopped.
"Alright, time for our next dare!." Chris smiled as Chef gave a nod.
Meggy (confessional)
"When the cook laughs, it's never good!." Meggy looks into the camera with worry in her eyes.
Everyone was sitting down at a table, in front of each of them was a pepper.
"All you have to do is eat a ghost pepper, and I mean fully chew it and swallow it, not a bite, do that and you are still in the game, or you can just join Scout and Darkwing on the eliminated bench." Chris smirked seeing everyone's reactions.
"Pfft can't be that fucking bad." Rick takes a bite of the pepper and chews it no problem. "See fucking easy-" that's when it hit, the scientist's eyes started to water and he quickly started coughing. "Where's the milk!."
Sephiroth ate the pepper and he felt something in his throat but didn't want to look weak, so he held it in, keeping a straight face as he swallowed the pepper.
While Kaos took a smile bite of the pepper and began screaming. "HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!!." The bald sorcerer was now in the sand trying to get the taste off his tongue while Charlie took a bit of her pepper, smiling. "Mmm, that's pretty good." The princess ate the rest of her pepper with no problem, leaving everyone shook.
Sephiroth(confessional)
"Yes, the pepper was hot but I wasn't going to show any weakness to my team, but I don't know how the princess didn't even react to the pepper!."
Charlie(confessional)
"My pepper wasn't hot at all, it was weirdly sweet." Charlie smiles at camera. "But I'll take it!."
Meggy looked at her pepper and slowly picked it up.
"Here goes nothing." She bite into half of the pepper and her eyes didn't start crying, she was enjoying it. "Hey it's alright!." She took another bite of the pepper before quickly finishing it in another bite.
"How is that possible!?." Harley shouted.
Wadsworth(confessional)
"Did I reward the ones that did what I said?. Yes. Did I put something in the peppers of the ones who didn't do what I demanded?. Also yes." The butler smiled "Its not cheating, that was just my way of saying thank you."
Mario picked up his pepper and closed his eyes for a second. "Please don't be spicy." He put the whole pepper in his mouth before smiling. "That's-a-not bad!."
"The hell is in those peppers?." Arthur looked over and saw Chef Hatchet holding a bottle of hot sauce with his own face on it. "I just gave him a free advertisement didn't I?."
"Ah, isn't this nice, the only way it could be better js a nice cold glass of milk." Chris said slowly filling up a glass looking around at the pain on those that got hot peppers.
Kaos was on his knees begging for just a small sip but the host took a sip of the milk before smiling, having a milk mustache. "Yeah that's good." Chris tosses the glass down in the sand and the sorcerer scrambled to try and get any milk before it hit the sand, unfortunately it did.
"Oh, did you want some?."
"Weaklings like you don't belong on this team." Sephiroth shook his head at Kaos and Rick, joining his team while he was doing so, he saw Arthur was writing something down in his journal, before putting it in his satchel, which he laid on the bench. He demon snuck behind his team and slowly opened the cowboy's satchel before grabbing his journal.
Sephiroth(confessional)
"Intriguing..." he slowly said flipping through the journal. "Such poetry from someone who rides horses all day. This will do well."
Everyone was back on the court once again and once the whistle blew, Samus kicked a ball that hit Trevor in the face.
"OW!." The meth man held his nose and the whistle quickly blew as both Chris and Chef started laughing.
"We only need one lucky person for this next dare, Trevor, please put this one!." Chris pointed to Wadsworth who was holding up a pink dress and everyone started laughing.
"FUCK NO!. IM NOT FUCKING DO THAT!-" Trevor yelled before being grabbed by Catalina
"Yes you are, remember the alliance" The alliance part was whispered to him. "if you don't do it, you'll be the puta we send home!."
Trevor sighed and yanked the dress from the bulter who gave a smirk, he quickly went into the changing room and game resumed.
"Johnny, do you think you could protect me for the whole game?." Verosika asked putting a hand on his chest, he nodded and got in front of the popstar.
"Anyone who wants to hit her is gonna have to get through me!."
Everyone from the goats threw all the balls they had at Johnny, making loud sounds, mostly chest shots but one hit him in the balls.
"Now we're even." Arthur smirked, he hadn't forgotten last episode.
"That was funny!." Chris wiped a tear from laughing too hard.
"Are you okay?." Verosika bent down next to Johnny who smiled. "Of course babe, just as long as your okay."
"I can change that." Mac threw a ball which hit the popstar in the face. "You son of a bitch!."
Johnny did a kip-up landing on his feet and charged the boxer, tackling him on the court.
"Get him Johnny!." The popstar shouted as Johnny got in a good punch before Chef Hatchet separated them.
"Are you okay?." Wii Fit ran over to the boxer, helping him up. "I am now." Mac smiled looking into her eyes.
Seeing this opportunity Kaos and Bob threw two balls, one hitting Mac, and one hitting Wii Fit, the whistle blew and the two of them smiled. "You wanna go for a walk?." Mac asked.
"Sure." The gym trainer smiled as the two of them left the court.
"Hey get back here, you two have to do the dare!." Chris shouted.
"Sorry Chris, but you can go ahead and eliminate us." Mac said as he continued walking.
"If they can leave then we can leave, come along Johnny." Verosika grabbed him by the arm and they also walked out of the court.
"Fine, be that way then!." Chris said writing down the four names on a sheet of paper. "I'll make the next challenge is more painful for you four." Everyone watched as the four of them all left the court, Peacemaker shook his head.
Peacemaker(confessional)
"We all know where this is going." The vigilante made a circle with his index finger and thumb before putting his other index finger into the circle several times.
Everyone was stopped when Trevor came back, wearing the pink dress that was very tight around him.
Multiple confessionals were shown of people laughing including Deadpool, Peacemaker, Arthur, Charlie, Chris, Chef and Even Wadsworth gave a tiny chuckle.
"Yeah, laugh it up assholes." Trevor grunted as he got over to his side.
"Lookin' good." Toko said to Trevor clenched his fist.
"Shut up!." He yelled.
The game continued and Harley threw another ball, hitting Scout in the well...dodgeballs.
Scout(confessional):
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE JUNK!." He held a bag of ice to his groin.
The whistle blew and Chef was holding a cage.
"Scout, your challenge is...to wrestle a wild grizzly bear!." Chris announced, the man was dead silent and froze with fear as a brown bear came out of the cage, wearing green ripped shorts.
"This is Killer, the wrestling brown bear, standing over 9 feet tall, weighing approximately 1,500 pounds, and has killed every single one of his opponents by a vicious bear claw. Try not to get caught with that." Chris patted the scout on the back, the bear slumped into the ring made of poorly build materials.
"What's this ring made out?." Harley poked it with her bat, a turnbuckle fell apart.
"Inters!." Chris yelled and two interns quickly came up to him "put more duck tape on that turnbuckle."
As the interns got to work putting the turnbuckle back together. Everyone was standing as far away from Scout as possible.
"Can someone else please do this?." He asked, someone threw him something that hit his face. "What's this?."
"Its a toe tag, you'll be needing it!." Harley shouted back, Scout looked back at the bear and gulped.
"Welp I've got five dollars on the bear." Rock took a swig from his flask. "He's fucked." Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Nah, maybe he can have a Glass Joe moment." Deadpool smiles looking at the other mercenary who was shaking in his shoes.
"Who the hell is Glass Joe?." Peacemaker looked at Deadpool who chucked.
"Oh he's a funny guy, I met him during TDI. Ah, good times."
"TDI?. What's TDI?." Arthur asked also looking at Deadpool.
"Oh it's another universe like this one, just better than the one we are currently stuck in, it's created by MemeKing the third."
"And you know about this, how?." Meggy asked scratching her head
"I was a part of it, as well as some of you, but some of you are completely new-"
"Alright we get it, there's multiple universes of this show, can we just get on with the bear feast!." Samus yelled.
"Hey!." Scout yelled at the bounty hunter, but he knew she was right, he was a dead man.
Scout(confessional)
"Why couldn't Heavy come on this show, why!?."
Scout got in the ring and looked at the bear who was now standing on its hind legs.
Chef rang a bell and match had started, Scout found enough strength within himself to charge at the bear, punching it on the nose, however Killer roared and pounced on the Boston man, clawing away at him like a piece of meat.
"I'll get the body bag..." Chef groaned walking away from the camera to find said body bag.
Scout's scream made everyone besides Deadpool, Rick, Peacemaker and others look horrified, some of these freaks have seen worse shit than this.
"Come on hit him!." Catalina yelled, the bear was still clawing at him, leaving multiple scratches and scars on the his body.
"I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy..." Arthur said slowly before thinking about his worst enemy. "Actually I would like to see it."
Killer quickly dragged the lifeless scout to the center of the ring before using its claw and started squeezing his face like a watermelon.
"Ring the bell, ring the bell!." He shouted, the interns rang the bell and the bear let go, leaving the scout in a pool of his own blood as it walked back to its cage, where it was locked up.
"Is he okay?." Tracer looked at the host for answer.
"He'll be fine, and if he's not, he signed the waver." Chris smirked walking away. "Now let's get back to the dodgeball."
Everyone looked back at the scout who wasn't even moving.
"Already who bet on the whimp?." Rick said demanding five bucks from the bet as Deadpool and Charlie put their money in his hand. "Suckers."
There were a lot of dares so here's something I'll call the lighting round.
Diffuse a bomb.
Rick and Trevor were tasked with defusing a live bomb which could blow up the whole island, however they did it with over two hours to spare. Rick pocketed in the bomb, just in case...
Cut off a limb.
Deadpool easily sliced off an arm and was now throwing dodgeballs with one hand, still getting people out, while Tracer couldn't do it, she didn't want to lose a limb that couldn't grow back like his could.
Have a tea party with Wadsworth...
The Bulter was showing everyone how to have good table manners, Rick had his feet up on the table which got him eliminated, Arthur spat out his tea, him being eliminated as well, Bob and Charlie easily sipped the tea and properly showed the appropriate manners which got an approval from the bulter.
Write a cursed fanfiction.
I won that challenge easily, and I'm not even a constant, although Deadpool came very close with his Sonic X OC Book, don't ask, just know it made the host vomit from how bad it was.
Have your head shaved bald.
Nobody took on the challenge besides for Arthur, who desperately needed a hair cut, thankfully it was Wadsworth who was cutting his hair instead of Chef.
Recite a famous poet.
Bob easily recited every line of McBeth and Hamilton with ease, impressing the host a bit.
Listen to earrape music.
Several songs were played, some songs from popular cultures and others from the Total Drama World Tour playlist, however Peacemaker won after hearing WingWam's "Do you really want it?." Singing along and doing a goofy dance to it. (We all know which dance I'm referencing here).
Kiss a frog.
As much as Samus hated it, she did it. Putting a tiny crown on the frog's headafterwards.
There were only a selected few left on the court, for the goats there was Peacemaker, Arthur, Wii Fit, and Samus for the dingos was Bob, Sephiroth, Bayonetta and Deadpool with one arm. Everyone had a ball on their hands, or in Deadpool's case, hand and all of them had the same idea, target a person and throw the ball, all eight of them got hit with a different ball, making Chris smirk.
"Perfect since this is the last dare, you all are in for a treat!." Chris gave a sinister laugh as everyone groaned.
A few seconds later, everyone was sitting down a table, waiting to find out what their treat will be. "So, what do you think it'll be?." Arthur asked his team looking at each of them, all of them were tired and didn't care weather they won or lost, they wanted this to be over.
"I just want some sleep." Samus groaned rubbing her forehead.
"it's the last dare, it can't be that ba-" Wii Fit patted her friend on the back before Peacemaker shut her up, putting a hand over her mouth.
"Don't you ever say that..." He said before Wadsworth came out with a disgusted face.
"Tonight's "treat" will be a blend of the cockroaches crawling around on Chef Hatchet's kitchen floor."
Everyone looked at the butler as Chef brought out a blender, dumped live cockroaches into it, and blended it together pouring the liquid into eight shot glasses, serving one to everyone at the table.
"Remember, you have to swallow it and keep it down, you puke it up, your out." Chris said as everyone was now sitting in front of one of the shot glasses.
"Here's the deal..." Sephiroth whispered to the other three sitting down. "I'm going to make you all a once in a lifetime offer, you join in on what I've got planned...and we'll take the game by force."
"Interesting..." Bob said looking at his drink. "I'll agree to that, as long when the merge comes, it's everyone for themselves." He held out his hand to which Sephiroth shook.
"I'll also agree on the same terms." Bayonetta shook his hand as well, the three of them looked at Deadpool was was sweating. "Uh, yeah sure, I'll do it!." He shook his right hand as it was his only hand to shake.
Deadpool(Confessional)
"Oh man, I'm already in an alliance with Catalina, Trevor and Toko, being in an alliance with those three will also help me, I'm gonna swap back and forth like a game of Mario Tennis because normal tennis is boring as hell!."
"Good now then, I have a target for who we need to eliminate first, let's work with the weak ones-" Bob said before Sephiroth cut him off.
"No, let's start with the stronger ones, the weak ones will be easy when we reach the merge, like taking candy from a baby."
"I agree, but who's the strongest on our team, I mean besides the four of us." Bayonetta looked over at the benches
Bayonetta(confessional)
"And by four, I mean three...obviously Sephiroth and I are the strongest while Deadpool can hold his own, the sideshow is just a loose end we can cut at anytime, hejust happened to be sitting down at the table."
"I'd suggest the sorcerer or scientist, both of them failed the ghost pepper challenge, while the demon ate it without crying one tear." Sephiroth grabbed his shot glass and drank it, before spewing it back up. "Oh that's disgusting, I swear I'm going to kill that host for this."
Bayonetta smelt her drink and ran to the bathrooms, she was heard vomiting much to the laughter of Chris and Chef.
"I can't do this..." Wii Fit stood up before Peacemaker grabbed her hand and sat her back down.
"Can't let you do that, we need to win this." The vigilante grabbed her shot glass and as much as the trainer tried to fight it, he got her to drink the cockroach blend.
"Keep it down Wii Fit, you got this!." Max shouts from the bleachers before the trainer vomited on the table, a full cockroach came up, fully alive.
Samus saw the cockroach and barfed into the waste bucket. Leaving it down to four.
"I can't believe I'm doing this..." Bob took his glass and tiled his head back, he felt the roaches slid across his tounge and it was too much for the hamlet who spat it out. "Oh, that's repulsive!!." He shouted making Chef laugh.
Peacemaker looked at his shot, disgusted. "Do we have to do this?."
Arthur lifted his glass held it up to the vigilante. "We don't have much choice my friend, cheers." Peacemaker held up his glass and the two both took the shot, both of them spewing at the same time.
Everyone's eyes were now on Deadpool who picked up his glass slowly with his arm.
"Guess it's down to me..." He felt queasy looking at the head of a cockroach floating around in the shot. "Oh man, thats so gross!." He quickly titled his head back and swallowed the short, feeling something coming up, he slammed his fist on the table trying his hardest to keep it down...what came out of him was a simple belch.
"Hmm..." Chris examined the shot glass. "And the dingos are the winners once again!." The host raised Deadpool's only arm before the mercenary let out another bleach making the host pass out.
Deadpool(confessional).
"Woo, I did it MemeKing!." Deadpool raised his arm up in the air. "Victory screech...olololololololololo!."
Arthur(confessional):
"That boah ain't right..." Arthur groaned, the cowboy reached into his satchel to look for something but his hand couldn't find it. "Who stole my journal!."
As the dingos cheered for Deadpool, the goats were all in the mess hall, deciding on who should go.
"I don't frankly know who to vote off," Cuphead said looking at everyone "everyone gave it their all."
"Besides for one here..." Belle looked at Darkwing who was kicking his feet up.
"Oh blame me, none of you even helped me back there. I know I would've been fine doing all the other dares." Darkwing glare at the gamer. "They only had one woman on their team who did the last one-"
Yeah I agree, if I didn't lose the fanfic dare, I would've won." Bender shouted.
"You didn't even attempt it." Harley glares at the robot who gave her the finger. "Bite my shiny metal ass you dumb bitch, if maybe we'd have more guys, we would've been 3-0."
And just like that, everyone turned over to the Duck and Robot...
"What?." They asked before being grabbed by Wii Fit and Samus.
"What's that supposed to mean asshole!." Wii Fit growled at the robot.
"Yeah, enlighten us on how you could've done better." Samus was ready to strangle the duck luckily Mario stepped in.
"Laides, please, they-a-probably didn't mean it like that, maybe they are just saying in certain dares, they could've preformed better."
"See?. Tubby here understands my worth to the team, and for that you can be my new sidekick." Darkwing looked at the plumber.
"Tubby?." Mario looked down, he wasn't fat, but he had let himself go a bit.
"May I suggest that you take a break from the fatty foods in your world, it'll save you-" Darkwing was shoved against the wall by an angry Meggy who grabbed him by his cape.
"May I suggest that you shut up!. Mario did nothing wrong, there's no reason to call him things like that!." Meggy walked back over to her friend and sat down.
"Am I that tubby?." He asked putting an arm on her shoulder, the beanie girl smiled.
"Of course not, you should see the other Mario, believe me, he eats a lot of spaghetti, like a lot."
Mario gives a smile before looking down.
"Guess that makes me feel a little bit better."
The goats were now sitting down around the fire again with.
"You all know why you are here," Chris began looking at all the gophers. "You all suck!." He laughed before he heard a growl, Buster was sitting next to Harley who wasn't looking too happy.
"Can we get on with this!." She barked at the host, Chris nodded before picking up a few marshmallows.
"Alright keep your top on, the following players are safe..." the host with the most started tossing marshmallows.
"Samus"
"Wii Fit"
"Little Mac"
"Meggy"
"Mario"
"Cuphead".
"Arthur"
"Peacemaker"
"Belle"
"Harley"
"Tracer..." Chris gave a pause looking at the two bottom ones. Darkwing was cool calm and collected while Bender was drinking.
"The final marshmallow goes to..."
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"Get on with it!." Harley yelled at the host who jumped.
"Fine, Bender!." Chris yelped tossing the final marshmallow to the robot.
"Aww yeah!." He taunted to the duck who stood up.
"Fine, I see how it is, you all won't last a day without me...I'm the terror that flaps in the night..." Darkwing started before Chef grabbed the duck and carried him away. "Wait I want finished!." He tried to pry out of the cooks grasp.
"Wait..." Chris said as the goats started to leave. He walked down to the docks where the dingos were also present.
"What's going on?." Tracer asked seeing the other team, the goats stood next to the dingos and Chris cleared his throat.
"Due to the attacks he suffered at the hands of Killer, Scout has been deemed to injured to compete and must be evacuated immediately." Chris read a peice of paper from the doctors making everyone gasp, really just Deadpool.
"Hey guys..." The scout weakly said, he was tied in a wheelchair so he wouldn't fall out of it, his whole body was in bandages but he still has his eyes open and his hat on his head.
"So you are just going to quit?." Tracer asked the scout.
"Sorry babe, but I can't go on like this, that bear is a monster-"
"More like a killer," Chris made a terrible pun before kneeling down next to the scout "Scout, there's is some good out of this, you are the only person to survive a match against the bear."
He smiles underneath the bandages. "You're right, I can brag about that to the guys back home." He beamed before hearing a sound feeling looser from the chair. "Uh is something wrong with my chair?." He looked at the host who smiles.
"Nope, we are just gonna need the chair back now, there's a hospital in your world right?."
"Un, I know a medic-"
"Great!." Chris smiles before dumping the scout into the vortex as Chef Hatchet tossed Darkwing with him, both of them disappearing in a matter of seconds.
"That was low, even for you." Harley said to the host who smiles again. "I know I'm good, that's two more losers down the drain, but next challenge, we are going to bring some serious pain!. Next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...RANDOMNESS!." Chris smiles at the cameras which faded to black.
Everyone began walking back before Arthur was pulled aside by someone.
"HEY!." The cowboy grunted before being pulled into the woods.
"Take it easy Cowboy, I'm not going to hurt you." Sephiroth smirked as the cowboy got to his feet. "I was just hoping you could help find out who belongs to this journal." He waved the journal in front of him.
"That's mine!." Arthur tried to snatch it out of his hands before the half angel side-stepped him.
"Listen, there's some stuff in this I don't think you want the others seeing, it's very good penmanship for someone like you, took a while to copy." He showed to newest page where it said negative things about all the goats.
"So you stole my journal, copied my handwriting and are now blackmailing me to do your dirty work." Arthur gave him a cold stern face.
"Of course, you see I have this alliance and well in order to make sure we remain strong, we need a man "behind enemy lines." If you get my message."
"And what happens if I refuse?."
Sephiroth smiles as he quickly put his sword against the cowboy's throat, giving him an evil smirk.
"Then you'll be the next person going home but not from a simple vote...from an injury must worse than what Scout suffered!."
Arthur gave him a cold face before sighing. "Fine, but no tricks."
"Of course my friend, oh and I'll be holding onto this, just in case you decide to fail to keep your promise...Goodnight friend." As he walked away, Arthur looked up to the sky and saw a wolf that wasn't after him, it gave a howl as Sephiroth was walking.
"Goddamnit." Arthur slowly said before walking back from the forrest to the cabins.
AND THATS A WRAP PEOPLE!. Episode three is in the books and I can't stress enough how sorry I am for making this three days behind schedule, but I've now got some stuff to take care of and hopefully booting off two people was enough for you, it would've been three, one for each day I missed but I feel like that would've been a little too much.
Also thanks to everyone who put in dares. And I'm still taking requests for the second season of this fanfiction. The top 15 most requested from this one will be joined with the 15 most requested newbies left in reviews or pms, so please, feel free to give me some names.
Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed.