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"Last time on Total Drama Randomness!." Chris smiles as the recap started from the previous episode. "We had an incredible game of dodgeball and even more incredible dares from you lovely fans around the multiverse, some were great and others were..." Chris laughed as the cameras showed Trevor standing in the bright pink dress again "Hilarious!." the cameras cut to multiple shots of Darkwing getting destroyed by challenges. "In the end, the egotistical superhero, Darkwing Duck, and the was the one voted off and took a ride into the vortex of shamealong with Scout, who was injured after wrestling the monster known as Killer, I'd fell bad if I sent in that dare, but at least it wasn't me and that's all that matters!."
Warning: This chapter of TDR contains a little bit of gory details, including a hint of cannibalism and even a death of a poor cameraman, if this isn't for you, please don't read this chapter, but please continue to read the story following it.
It was a nice morning the sun had just came up and the waves were crashing against the rocks, only a few people up, all of them sitting down in the mess hall.
"Here's breakfast." Chef dumped a pile of grey slop onto Harley's plate, the jester sat down at the table while others were coming in.
"What's for breaky?." Peacemaker nudged the clown who stomped on his foot. "A nice knuckle sandwich!." She replied before looking at her slop.
"Hey, what's the boxer doing?." They both looked out the window and saw Mac staring at Wii Fit who was stretching, she was showing him how to get the best use of his joints.
Meanwhile...
Catalina, Toko, Deadpool and Trevor were all on the beach sitting around while Catalina sharped her knife.
"Alright so let's go over the plan one more time, we eliminate the weak ones first, then focus on the big threats."
"So who's going first?." Trevor leaned against a nearby coconut tree.
"The ones like Charlie or even Bart." Catalina replied before Deadpool's eyes widened.
"Wait-wait-wait, Bob isn't weak, he can sing really well, and he was one of the runners two episodes ago!." Deadpool said trying to save his member of the other alliance he was in.
"All he can do is sing, and it isn't even good." Toko stood up throwing a rock into the water, it skipped for a little bit before sinking.
"I agree, everytime he speaks it makes me want to crush his head in with my boot." Trevor groaned throwing a rock into the water, his didn't skip at all and just went straight down.
"Um...well." Deadpool started to think as a hamster was running on a wheel inside of his head before gears started running and a lightbulb appeared above his head. "I Got it, why don't we boot of him!." Deadpool pointed towards one of the dingos.
"Don't fly away from me, you will kneel before the mighty KAOS!." Kaos was trying to control a butterfly, only for it to land on his nose. "GET OFF ME AT ONCE!." He commanded running around trying to shoo away the butterfly before running face first into a tree.
"Seriously?." Trevor looked at the mercenary who was sweating.
"Uh, he could have a lot of brain power, small body, big brain, like Max from the worst season of the original show. Hey, maybe he can join us!."
"How?." Toko asked and Deadpool got another lightbulb.
"Simple, you could be his Scarlett, be his assistant in his plans, help him with challenges and he'll join us, it's a perfect plan!."
"EW!. I'm not going near him, I only get close to one man and that's...master." Toko began daydreaming before Catalina snapped in front of her face.
"Listen, maybe we don't have to go for the weaker threats on our team, maybe the stronger ones on the other team." The Latin looks over and Arthur was watching the sunrise while smocking a cigarette, trying to think of how to deal with his current problem.
"Like the cowboy." Catalina grinned before Deadpool shrieked "NO!." The three others looked at him all with the same face.
"Come on, Arthur maybe a threat but, um, what about, uh, ooh, maybe Harley or even Peacelover!."
"Those two will destroy themselves given how crazy they are." Trevor kicked another rock into the water. "I don't see the problem targeting Chuck Norris over there."
The three of them walk away and Deadpool is left on his own.
"Oh man, this isn't very poggers-"
"Deadpool!." A figure yelled before him making him scream, it was Sephiroth.
"Hey Sephy, what's up?." The mercenary got up quickly.
"We are having an alliance meeting, by the cliff, there's a cave I found that can we can use, meet us there, and bring our friend along with you..." He patted him on the arm before waking away. Deadpool saw Arthur still smoking and smiled.
"Time to use my super secret stealth mode." Deadpool winked at the camera as he flopped into the sand and used his fingers and toes to carry him along the beach, before flipping behind the cabins and cartwheeling to the bathrooms, shortly later, a flush was heard and Deadpool was seen crawling out of the bathroom door with toilet paper on his boot, he leaped behind a few trees and shimmed his way over by Arthur who was still smoking.
"Psst." Deadpool whispered behind a tree. "Arthur."
Arthur sighed taking another smoke of his cigarette, knowing why he wanted him.
"Psst...Arthur!." Deadpool whispered again louder this time, no response from Arthur. He looked down and picked up a small stone, quickly throwing it at him, the cowboy quickly turned around and shot it into peices.
"What the hell do you want!-" Arthur said before his mouth was covered.
"Shhhh." The mercenary shushed him before grabbing his arm and teleporting them to the other side of the island.
"What the hell is this about?." Arthur looked at him, removing his hand from his mouth. Deadpool looked around to make sure nobody was watching and walked over the the entrance of the cave, cupping his hands to his mouth.
"CA CAW, CA CAW, TWEET TWEET, OLLOLOLOLO."
Bob came out of the cave and smacked him upside the head.
"What are you doing!?." He shouted before Deadpool dragged Arthur to the entrance.
"I've brought Arthur here-" Deadpool patted him on the back.
"No you idiot, the sounds."
"Ohhhhh...it was my signal call." Deadpool gave a thumbs up.
The palm tree haired man groaned as he moved aside for the two of them to enter the cave, inside of the cave was Sephiroth and Bayonetta both looking pissed.
"You are late dumbpool!." Bayonetta got up from her seat before Sephiroth intervened.
"Calm down my dear, not in front of our guest of honor..." Sephiroth gave a sinister smile as he saw Arthur behind Deadpool.
"Hello Arthur, so nice of you to join us...please, have a seat."
The cowboy tossed his cigarette and sat down next to Deadpool and Bob as Sephiroth and Bayonetta stood by a blank board.
"So what's this about?." The cowboy asked them, they both flipped over the board revealing everyone's faces from the goats to the dingos all in one perfect line.
"Our plan..." The one winged angel took out his sword and pointed to the goats.
"Here are the goats, some of them are weak and will soon be kicked off...some of them are potentially dangerous and threats to us." He said moving a few people to a red area "This red area represents the threats we've established so far, there's Samus who Bayonetta had tangled with for a while, The jester seems skilled and unhinged so she could also be a threat and then there's Peacemaker-"
"Woah, woah, hold up, wait a minute." Deadpool got up and pointed to the picture of peacemaker "Why is he a threat?." He knew why the vigilante was a threat, he just wanted to hear Sephiroth's reason.
"Because I saw you two still fighting on the beach, he matched you, blow for blow, he's this teams second strongman, apart from Arthur, but we don't have to worry about him...isn't that right?."
He glanced over to the cowboy who gave him a cold stare. "Yes..."
"Good, now, you see this man is a wildcard, even though he dresses like a bafoon running around with a toilet seat on his head, he possesses some sort of skill..."
"What about the others?." Bob raised a hand.
"Pfft, we don't consider them threats at all." Bayonetta laughed before looking at the board again. "Although I have seen some interesting things going on which two groups, Wii Fit and Mac. And Mario and his little Squid girlfriend-"
"They ain't together, just friends, the girl keeps talking about how there's another guy like him who's as dumb as a box of rocks, but I'm pretty sure there's something going on with the boxer and the gymnast." Arthur spoke, which made Sephiroth smiled.
"See, this is the kind of information I need you two to get." The one winged Angel looked at the others before he patted him on the back. "See Arthur, keep providing us with this kind of information, and you might just get your journal back."
Arthur stood up and walked out of the cave, he looked up a saw a bunch of grey clouds heading towards the island.
"That can't be good..."
Sure enough he was right, everyone was now hunkered down in the mess hall, there was a massive storm outside and everyone was soaking wet.
"Man it's windy out there." Cuphead said throwing a yo-yo back and forth while sitting down at a table.
Morning guys, weather looks nasty out here, sounds like a good time for a challenge don't you think?." Chris came in from the kitchen before everyone was shouting.
"In this weather!." Meggy yelled.
"Are you insane!." Bayonetta also yelled.
"Oh come on, this will be great for ratings!." Chris smiled as a goat was heard screaming while flying through the background behind the host.
"Hey look, goat simulator!." Deadpool pointed at the goat that was still screaming.
"So what's the challenge gonna be?." Rick asked "Survive swimming with sharks?."
"Nope," Chris said and everyone sighed "You just have to travel to the haunted island of Death and retrieve a treasure that was lost, it's worth a fortune and I want it for my own personal benefits."
"What kind of treasure?." Bender asked. "Gold?."
The host shrugged. Maybe, I don't know, all I know is a treasure is locked in a cave, guarded at all times by some Indians who took it over, all you have to do is find the cave, retrieve the treasure and get back to the island with it, doesn't matter who's holding it, as long as it's intact and I get it back, your team wins."
"Great, it's a suicide squad." Harley smirked picking up her bat.
"How are we going to get there?." Belle asked.
"Simple, you'll be in pairs of two, using Chef Hatchet's jet skis to get the to island-"
"YOU ARE NOT USING MY JET SKIS!." Chef stormed into the mess hall. "Those freaks are going to destroy them!."
"Relax Chef, if anything happens to them, you can host a challenge and inflict all the pain on them."
Chef gave a cold look to everyone. "If even one of my jet skis is damaged, I'm gonna bring the pain."
"Okay...so who's partnering up with who?." Tracer asked twirling her hair.
"You can pick partners, or don't, I don't care, but anyway, the challenge starts now!." Chris said as everyone started running out of the mess hall, the wind was strong but people were still running through it, trying to get to the jet skis on the beach.
"Come on slackers, move!." Harley looked back at her team, before Tracer blibed past her already waiting by a jet ski.
"Come on, let's go!." Tracer said before Belle joined her, the two hopped onto the jet ski and were off the the island.
"Come on!." Harley also shouted reving up her jet ski, Arthur hopped on the back. "Go!."
Harley went the fastest it could go and Arthur was heard screaming.
"First!." Deadpool flipped onto the jet ski, turning the key.
"Hey, wanna ride together?." Toko asked the mercanary.
"Deadpool, shall we set off?." Bob asked at the same time, both him and Toko looked at each other confused.
"Why are you asking him for a ride?." Toko asked the hamlet who tilts his head.
"Because I don't have anyone to ride with, why are you asking him for a ride?."
Toko couldn't answer and Deadpool started to sweat before he saw a teammate and leaped off the jet ski. "Ricky!. How would you like to ride with me, it'll be a crazy adventure!." Deadpool smiles, hoping that the scientist would accept.
"Sure, why the fuck not." Rick answered as he got on the back.
"WHAT!?." Toko and Bob said at the same time before looking at eachother again.
"Sorry guys!." Deadpool shouts, quickly flooring the jetski, the two of them wear off, Rick holding onto the back for his life, the two of them were quickly followed by Mario and Meggy, who were getting slower than them. Following them were Sephiroth and Bayonetta who were taking their sweet time riding to the island.
Toko(confessional)
"I don't understand," she said confused. "we are in an alliance, why didn't he want toride with me, and furthermore, why did that yellow prick want to ride with him?."
Sideshow Bob(confessional)
"Hmm," Bob crossed his knees with the right leg on top, his ankle bracelet still beeping. "why didn't he want to go with me, and why did that girl want to ride with him...maybe the two of them are secretly together and they want to keep it a secret?...no it can't be that, he's too crazy and she's a school girl...there must be an explanation from him."
Deadpool(confessional)
The mercenary was sweating "Okay I panicked, alright!." He shouted at the camera. "If I chose Toko then Bobby would've gotten suspicious and if I picked Bobby, Toko would've gotten suspicious, I picked Rick because maybe I can convince him to join one of the alliances, and to make sure neither of them got suspicious."
"Hey, want to ride together?." Charlie asked them before Bob smirked.
"I shall accept your offer, I just hope you don't mind my singing."
Charlie got on the front while Bob got on the back and Bob started singing a sea shanty.
Toko saw Catalina and ran over to her. "Catalina I need a ride."
"Sorry amigo, I'm riding with someone else-"
That's when Trevor came out of know where on a jetski. "Come on crazy tits, let's take this baby on a joyride!."
Catalina got on the back and held on before the jetski sped off.
"Great, so who am I supposed to ride with." Toko looked around, there was only one person left.
"Blast you stupid safety vest, I command you get on me, lord KAOS, at once!." Kaos was struggling with his vest and Toko sighed.
"Hey wanna ride together?." She asked with a fake smile, the sorcerer looked at her and groaned.
"The mighty evil KAOS, won't ride with anyone, but in this case, I guess!."
Toko got on the front while Kaos got on the back and they were now off to the island but back on the beach, Samus was struggling to find a partner
"Hey Mac, wanna ride?." Samus asked before seeing the boxer hop on the front of another jetski.
"Sorry Sam, I've already got a partner." He said as Wii Fit hoped on the back.
"We'll see you there!." The trainer shouted as the two of them got into the water, setting out for the island.
She then quickly saw Cuphead riding with Bender who was drinking a beer.
"Okay, so Cuphead and Bender, Arthur and Harley, Mario and Meggy, Wii Fit and Mac, Tracer and Belle, that leaves me and..." Samus thinks her head before her eyes go wide. "No...please no."
She heard a honk and slowly turned around, Peacemaker was on a jetski, with a bunch of weapons holstered.
"Need a ride?."
Samus(confessional)
"...Goddamnit..." she looked down covering her face with her hands
"There is no way I'm letting you drive, Smith." She folded her arms. The vigilante got off the jetski and stood in front of her.
"Look, we are the last ones here, so either I'm driving there, or-" She quickly got in his face
"Or what?. Are you going to force me onto the jetski?." She snapped.
The camera immediately cuts to Peacemaker tying the bounty hunter onto the back on the jetski.
"Untie me!."
The vigilante shook his head as he got on the front and started the jetski, everyone now heading for the island.
Death Island...
A jetski was speeding through the water.
"Wooo, this is so fucking sick!." Harley shouted with a smile on her face. "Right Arthur?."
The cowboy's face was a shade of green as Harley was swerving the jetski. "I'm about to be fucking sick!." He shouted before the jetski came to a stop. "Why did you stop?."
Harley didn't answer, the air became foggy and thick, neither of them could see and both of them looked up and saw a giant carving a skull before the rest of the island came into vision, it was huge, it had a jungle, a large cliff, and a wrecked boat on the side of the island, the jetski slowly moved forward into the beach and Harley dismounted first looking around.
"I don't like this..." She slowly said before hearing a sound. "What was that?."
Arthur slowly walked up to her looking pale. "That was me losing my breakfast."
both of them heard a sound of another jetski approaching and it was parked next to there's.
"Who's there!." Arthur called about before two people ran up to them.
"It's okay, it's just us." Meggy ran up to them and Mario was right behind her.
"Oooh very scary." Mario said looking around the island. "So, where do you think the cave is?."
"Don't know, maybe we'll try the forest first-" Harley answered before they all heard another jetski.
"LOOKOUT!." Deadpool shouted before crashing the jetski into the beach. He flew off it landing by the others.
"Hey guys, how's it going?."
Rick slowly walked over taking a swig from his flask "Death Island?...where's all the dead bodies?."
Everyone heard a crow scream and the bird flew over each of them before heading into a cemetery, filled with graves.
"There's the bodies." Rick said looking over at the cemetery.
"G-Guys, maybe we should all stay together." Meggy shivered. "Like a group of penguins, we can all find the treasure together."
"Sorry, but we are on different teams so no can do." Rick walked towards the cemetery with Deadpool following him. "Sorry guys, good luck though!."
"Come on cowboy, let's get this over with!." Harley grabbed Arthur by the arm and the two of them headed into the forest.
"Wait!-" Meggy called out, but the two of them were already gone, she looked afraid, this island gave her the creeps and she didn't like it one bit.
"Don't worry Meggy," Mario put a hand on her shoulder. "Mario will-a-make sure nothing happens to you!."
The beanie girl smiled at the plumber and the two of them started walking down the beach.
Meggy(confessional)
"Okay, after many years of having a guy eating and humping a plate of spaghetti, always in the nude, doing crazy things, I thought it was going to be weird interacting with normal Mario." Meggy rubbed her arm, looking at the camera before smiling.
"But it's not, he's there for me, he's actually helping me through this challenge...it's kinda cute...wait did I just say cute?."
Mario(confessional)
"I'm always there to help someone, and Meggy is a good friend, I'll help her with anything she needs, at least within reason."
the next jet-ski arrived on the island and now Belle and Tracer had arrived.
"Look at this place." Tracer beamed. "Looks spooky."
"That's the point, which way are we going?." Belle looked over to the forest and the then the cemetery.
"Let's flip a coin" Tracer smiled, flipping a coin in the air. "Heads or tails?."
"Tails."
The coin landed in her hand and she opened it. "Heads, the forest it is!." She zoomed into the forest with Belle running after her. "Wait up damnit!."
Another jet-ski arrived this time Catalina and Trevor dismounted and followed them into the forest.
"We'll follow them, if they find the treasure, get it by any means possible!." The Latin said to the meth head who smiled and continued running keeping an eye on the girls.
Meanwhile in the fog Sephiroth and Bayonetta weren't scared, they didn't know where the island was.
"Are you sure this is the correct way?." The half angel asked as he was looking at the water.
"I'm positive darling." She replied, she was checking on her nails, not even caring.
"Hey I think I see something up ahead."
Both of them looked at something in the distance it seemed to be coming towards them.
"What is it?." Bayonetta asked trying to make out the shadow.
"I don't know, maybe it's another boat?." Sephiroth replied as it got closer both of them shrieked as a shark's fin was swimming towards them.
"SHARK!!!!." They both screamed as the fin circled around them.
Meanwhile, Peacemaker was having fun with the jetski, bouncing up and down on the waves.
"Wooo, this is amazing!." He smiled having the time of his life. Samus was not, she was ready to hurl, she noticed something in the distance and it looked like a small home that was in on a raft. "Watch out!!!." She yelled.
There was a shark who was somehow standing on two legs wearing a blue suit with a black dress shirt, he also had a nice blue tie.
"Ah, after two years of hard work, my dream house is finally complet-" The shark smiled before a jetski went right through the window flooding it with water, the jetski was completely destroyed and Samus resurfaced spitting water out of her mouth.
"Sorry!." Samus called out to the shark who frowned.
"WOOOO!. That was fucking amazing!. High five!." Peacemaker put his hand up for the bounty hunter to high five before looking at the shark and then the house.
"Nice place man, really like the underwater look."
The Graveyard...
As the crows cawed over the fallen souls they fluttered and flew away as Deadpool and Rick opened the rusty gate that made a creaking noise as it slowly opened, the two of them walked inside and the air was swampy and it smelled horrible.
"Man this place smells like shit!." Deadpool said looking around the graveyard.
"No shit it's a cemetery, come on let's find the treasure and get out of here." Rick groaned and looked around the tombstones, skulls and bone's everywhere, both of them were used to seeing those so it didn't bother them at all.
"Jesus this one smells." Rick held his nose up to a tarp over one of the graves.
"Hey look this looks like a good coffin." Deadpool knocked on a coffin that was right behind where Rick was.
"Stop dicking around and help me with this tarp."
The scientist and the mercenary lifted up the tarp and it was a bunch of dead corpses, however something was wrong about them.
"Jesus, they looked like they were just killed." Deadpool said looking at the bodies. Rick examined an arm of one of the corpses and his eyes widen. "They were..."
That's when the coffee bursts open and a figure wearing gloved hand's covered each of there faces, both of them were screaming but they shortly passed out. The figure drags both of them into a cave and puts the tarp back over the corpses.
Meggy and Mario were looking at the giant skull in the center of the island.
"How long did it take the build that?." Meggy asked looking at it from a distance, Mario was up closer, he noticed something weird about the teeth.
"Hmm, I wonder if that's our way in." He picked a stone off the sand and threw it at the tooth, knocking it down and suddenly the jaws of the skull open up.
"After you!." Mario made a gesture that made the beanie girl smile as she walked inside, the plumber following her.
"Man it's dark down here, I can't see a thing." Meggy said her voice echoed.
"I know, hey are you holding my leg?." Mario asked as they both stopped.
"No...are you holding mine?."
"Hang on, let's see if we can find a light." Mario started searching around.
"Here." A third voice said handing him a lighter.
"Thank-a-you." The plumber lit the lighter and both of them looked down, the same figure that caught Rick and Deadpool had each of them by the leg.
"And thank you..." he laughed pulling both of them down into the ground.
The Cave.
Inside the cave was a bunch of fossils and carvings of humans animals and one face of a familiar host.
"What the hell?." Rick said waking up. "Where the hell are we?."
"Man I was just having this wild dream, I was on this show and I was with Mario, and Rick, and it was Total Drama and..." Deadpool looked around. "YAY ITS REAL!."
A door opened and the figure walked into the cave tossing Meggy and Mario into a cage with Rick and Deadpool.
The figure was tall, and muscular as well, he was wearing a blood-stained white shirt, a black chef's apron, black ripped pants and torn dress shoes, he had a brown beard and poorly cut brown hair that was slicked back.
"Let us out of here!." Meggy yelled before he hit the side of the cage making her jump, Mario quickly got in front of her.
"What do you want with us!." The plumber quivered at the tall man who ignored him. He walked over to a chair and sat down by a burning candle.
"Simple, in a couple of days, you all will be weak, and hungry, to the point where you won't be able to fight back as I slit your throats. one by one. And then, I'm gonna have you all with some nice wine."
"I'm not on the menu!." Deadpool yelled.
"Who even are you?." Rick asked the figure who stood up.
"Names Clayton...I was supposed to be a cook of some TV show, I don't remember the name but I remember the host."
The four captives looked at eachother, all of them giving the same reaction, fear.
"Did he by chance have black hair, a blue shirt, tan shorts and a huge ego?." Deadpool asked. The figure looked up.
"You know him?."
"We are contestants on his show!." The mercenary smiled before being slapped by Rick.
The cook slammed his fist onto the table so hard the corner broke off, he pulled out a box full of neatly sharp knives and glided his fingers across them, looking at each of the four captives, licking his lips.
"Hmm, what do you think tubby?. How many cuts would it take to get to the center of your fat stomach?."
"I'm going on a diet!." Mario said looking down.
The man smiled before hearing some noises outside of the cave.
"Seems your friends are here...guess I'm gonna have to I introduce myself." He got up from his seat, took a knife and put it inside of the apron before walking through a door, shutting it behind him.
"Anyone have any ideas?." Meggy asked around.
"Seems there's no way out of this." Rick said looking around the cage. "If the bars were thinner I could slip right through."
"So, what are we going to do!." Mario panicked looking around the cave, finding a golden statue. "Hey maybe that's the treasure!."
Meanwhile...
Outside the cave, a camera man was now recording a shot of the forest trying to get footage for the episode.
"Can't believe Chris is making me do this shit." He groaned looking around. "This island is giving me the creeps, how can this day get any worse-" He made a grunt before being knocked to the ground, the camera landing in the dirt.
TDR Control room...
Chris and some of the interns were were working on production for the episode when Nick noticed something wrong.
"Uh sir, it seems one of the camera is down."
"How's the possible?." Chris asked coming up to the desk, Nick rewinded the footage showing the camera man getting knocked out before the camera was picked up by the former cook who put in a small earpiece contenting to all the cameras.
"McLean...I know you can see this, and I know you can hear me." Clayton smirked starring into the camera, the host looked like he just saw a ghost and was turning pale.
"C-Clayton...h-how are you still...alive." The host trembled.
"After the shipwreck happened you thought we were all dead, so you, Chef and others dragged our bodies into the cave...and left by building your own boat...I was alive, and you know what I did to stay alive..." The cook set down the camera on a tree stump before seeing the camera man start to get up.
"What the hell happened?. Who the fuck are you-" He screamed before the big man grabbed his face and dragged him up to his knee putting in right in front of the camera.
"I had to gut through the others like a goddamn killer at a summer camp, and now I'm going to the same to your contestants, your crew, and most importantly, I'm going to do it to you!." He said taking out the knife and slitting the throat of the camera man making the host nearly pass out.
"We have to worn the others!." Nick looked at the host grabbing several walkie talkies.
"Are you crazy!." He yelled at the intern. "That freak will chop me in half!."
"Do you still want a show?."
"Yes."
"Do you still want ratings?."
"Yes!."
"Then let's go!." The intern puts on a coat and runs outside as the host bites his nails and follows behind him.
"Chef we have to go!." Chris yelled out and the cook came out of the mess hall."
"What?. Did someone wreck my jet-ski-"
"Forget about the jet-ski, our contestants are in danger, he's still alive!.
"Who?."
"CLAYTON!." Chris shouted, Chef hearing this got a bunch of pots and pans to protect himself with along with his meatball bazooka.
"Let's go." The three of them get into a boat and Chris looks at Wadsworth.
"Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?."
"Wadsworth, I need you to call the police!." Chris said shaking before getting into the boat, the butler nods before taking a note from Chris and heading inside. The boat quickly zooms off towards the island.
On the water...we see some jet skis arrived one at a time.
"Look at this place." Johnny said "looks creepy."
"I've been to worse clubs and whorehouses, let's go." Verosika gets on his shoulders and Johnny starts running into the forest.
Charlie and Bob were wondering through the forest, examining foot prints.
"Wow, what animal made these?." Charlie looked closely at the footprints before Bob realized them.
"Those aren't animals..." he quickly remembered the Indians Chris was talking about and took out a machete. "Stand behind me."
The princess got behind the hamlet who inches closer to where the footprints were, after a rustle from the bush was heard, a rabbit hopped out.
"Aww it's just a cute bunny."
A tall man appeared from the bush and took out a knife stabbing the poor creature in front of them.
"RUN!." Bob shouted shoving Charlie in a direction, he went for a swing at the big man who blocked the knife and kicked him down his boot, he then grabbed him by his hair and threw the hamlet against a tree, he picked up the machete that was now covered in mud and used his apron to clean it, he looked back at the princess who was running away with tears starting to flow, he gave a smirk and slammed Bob's head against the tree knocking him out, slinging him over his shoulders and walking back.
The man was walking back with Bob on his shoulder before hearing a conversation in the distance, he quickly dropped Bob on the ground and peaked out over a bush.
"You ever get the feeling someone is watching you?." Cuphead asked Bender who had his feet kicked up.
"Nah, you must be paranoid."
"I seriously don't feel right." Cuphead shook before hearing a crow sound, quickly turning around. "What was that!?." He waited for an answer but there wasn't any, he looked back and was staring at some black pants before slowly looking up and see an evil smile raising a knife. "BOO!."
Cuphead screamed so loud that his soul literally left his body before it started running away. The cook threw a knife into the souls back and it stuck to a tree.
Clayton was still scoping around, looking for more victims, he found both Tracer and Belle running in the forest followed by Catalina and Trevor who were still following them.
"Fresh meat..." Clayton said before slowly following them.
Tracer was zooming ahead and Belle was out of breath trying to keep up with her.
"Stop running!." She shouted before she tripped on a tree root.
"Ha sucks to be you bitch!." Trevor yelled running past her, Belle tried to get up but her leg was caught in the tree root. "Help, someone get me out of this damn thing!." She yelled, she saw a shadow behind her and turned her head.
"Took you long...enough..." She slowly said before seeing the tall man raise his machete, the gamer girl let out a shriek but the man covered her mouth before cutting her free. "Oh...thanks." She smiled.
The man smiled before quickly putting his hand on her mouth again and began to make her pass out. He laughed before picking her body up and putting it with the others, he had quite the collection going on. He then saw both Johnny and Verosika running through the forest and followed them quietly.
"Do you know where you're going?." Verosika asked the actor who was still running.
"No clue but I know we'll find it somewhere, I'm the brawn and you are the brians-" he smiled looking up at her not paying attention, he didn't see the foot that stuck out and he tripped over it, making him drop Verosika on her head.
"OW!. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!." She yelled holding her head.
"What the hell just tripped me?." He looked around before he was knocked out by the killer as Verosika's eyes went wide.
"Uh...hey there...big boy..." she gulped as he started walking towards her, cracking his neck.
"How's about this, you take him, and you let me go, that's a fair deal right?." She tried scooting away but the killer shook his head knocked her out as well.
"Belle, where are you!." He heard Tracer shouted looking for her partner.
"It's obvious she abandoned you idiot!." Catalina laughed as Trevor saw the killer
"Holy fuck!." He yelled getting their attention, the two of them also screamed and before you know it, all three of them were also piled with the rest of the bodies.
Meanwhile the boat was moving and Chris was shaking.
"I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead!." Chris was pacing back and forth on the boat, biting his nails.
"Let's hope we can get there in time." Nick was looking at the water, trying to see if anyone was out there. "Wait stop the boat!."
"Why!?." Chef shouted, he then saw two people were stuck on a rock.
"Over here!." Samus shouted and the boat quickly pulled over, the bounty was untied now and had an octopus on her head.
"Hey Samus...where's Peacemaker?." Chris asked looking around, something came bubbling from the water and a blue gloved shot up with two fingers making a peace sign. Chef pulled the vigilante into the boat and he dumped out his helmet as a ton of water came out.
"What happened to you two?." Chris asked before Chef saw his jet-ski.
"MY JET-SKI!." The cook cried looking at it now destroyed and on fire.
"He thought it would be fun to take a joyride and started zooming, he didn't see the house a nice shark built in the way because of his lack of a brain."
"Worth it!." He smiled proudly before Chef shoved him down.
"Can someone get this octopus off my head and what are you guys doing?." The bounty hunter asked, all three of them went silent.
"THERE'S WHAT!?." Both Samus and Peacemaker said at the same time.
"Yes, now we are trying to get over there and stop him from killing everyone."
"Big deal, if we can handle the shit you throw at us, we can handle some guy with a knife and a taste for meat."
"This isn't no ordinary cook toilet head, this is one bad man." Chef said before spotting another jet-ski on the water.
"Who goes there?." He called out.
"It's us!." Little Mac shouted, holding up his boxing gloves. Wii Fit did a front flip onto the boat while Mac tried to do the same thing, hitting his stomach on the rails. "Owww!." He groaned before Wii Fit and Samus pulled him up into the boat.
"Is there anyone else at sea?." Peacemaker asked looking around in case anyone else was on a rock somewhere.
"SHARK!!!." A few voices called out and the boat headed in the direction of the voices.
Toko and Max were searching the giant skull, trying to find a way into the cave.
"Come on sidekick think, there's got to be a way into this cave!." Kaos shouted at Toko who was tapping on part of the skull.
"Something's wrong with these teeth, one of them shouldn't be here."
"Then where should they be?. Ohio?." Kaos sulked before Toko threw a pair of scissors at one of them, lowering the bottom jaw revealing an entrance.
"Good work sidekick, now come along, let's see what's in this cave." Kaos walked into the cave before Toko joined him.
The two walked down a pathway that lead into a room with a bunch of bones.
"After you sidekick." Kaos said and Toko growled pulling the sorcerer by his cloak.
"I'm going to kill Deadpool when I see him again." She didn't need to wait long as at the end of the hallway there stood Clayton who was polishing a bone.
"Ahh, finally someone to give directions," Kaos shoved past the school girl and walked up to the man.
"Excuse me sir, do you know where a shiny treasure might be stored in this cave?."
"I can take you right to it." The man smiled and hit the sorcerer with the bone knocking him out, Toko ran for her life but the man quickly caught up to her and put her in a sleeper hold making her pass out quickly, there he stacked the two bodies ontop of the rest, he had made his own little cart with a lock on it, so if anyone woke up, they couldn't get out.
The cave...
The door opened and Clayton rolled the cart in, putting the rest of the bodies into the cage, quickly locking it.
"I haven't had this much fun since new years..." he smiled starring at his collection.
"You won't get away with this!." Meggy shouted making the cook laugh.
"I already have..." He replied pouring himself a glass of wine before taking a sip. He spit the whine on his apron after a noise was heard, like something was struck against the wall.
Arthur and Harley were walking through the forest, trying to find the entrance to the cave, the two of them were now by a cliff.
"There has be someway into this damn cave!." Harley started hitting the wall with her bat out of anger before Arthur grabbed her arm.
"Take a look at this." He pointed to a few small carvings that led along the wall.
"What is it?." Harley asked looking at each carving.
"I don't know, but something tells me this isn't right..." Arthur felt something behind them and quickly shot it, they both turn around and it was a little squirrel that was gathering nuts.
Arthur heard another noise and looked over to the trees before Harley's mouth was covered.
"mmm, mmmmm!." She tried shouting but he couldn't hear her, she tried fighting the grip against her and got an opening, using her bat to hit the man in the kneecap, he grunted and let go of her and she quickly ran over.
"ARTHUR!." She shouted before seeing the killer ran after her, the cowboy turned around and saw both of them, he quickly fired a bullet that went into the man's arm but didn't slow him down. He fired another bullet into his torso, still didn't stop the large man from tripping Harley and tackling the cowboy, Arthur tried to throw a punch but his hand was slammed against a tree, the man tossed away the revolver which landed by Harley who was dazed, her vision was suddenly seeing double and she crawled over to the gun and aimed at the big guy, firing the gun, the bullet hit him in the leg and he stumbled.
"You son of a bitch!." He shouted. "Im gonna make sure to cut you first!." He tossed Arthur into a tree and started walking to the clown who pulled the hammer back and fired again, nothing came out, she checked the chamber, empty.
The cook grabbed her by the throat and started to strangle her pinning her up against the walls of the cave. "DIE!." He shouted as the clown was still trying to fight it.
Arthur looked into his satchel for anything he could use, a pack of cigarettes, a pocket watch, whiskey, some throwing knives, and some more bullets. He took out the throwing knives and threw the first one which hit a tree, he tried throwing the second one which hit a monkey, the third one he hit the cook in the leg making him fall to the sand.
"Ah damnit, that's my good leg!." He held his right leg in pain as Arthur hobbles over to Harley.
"Come on." He said putting an arm around his neck and the two started moving into the cave, still remembering about the challenge.
"If I wasn't in pain I'd probably kiss you right now." Harley weakly said holding her throat with one and while her bat was in the other around Arthur.
The two of them stumbled down the slope and fell through a door, there they saw everyone else locked up in a cage.
"Well that's two more down." Belle said looking at them.
"What the hell happened to you all!." Arthur got up and quickly locked the door.
"He didn't catch you!?." Bender looked surprised as Harley slowly got to her feet. "No, we got away...where's the damn treasure?."
Everyone pointed to the statue which Arthur shoved into his satchel.
"Come on, let's get you all out of there." Arthur tried to open the lock with his knife but it wasn't working. "Damn, what kind of lock is this?."
As Arthur tried to open the lock the cook was pounding against the door, trying to get in.
"Come on, hurry the fuck up, I gotta pee!." Rick shouted at the cowboy who was still struggling.
"I can't get it to unlock!." He replied before Harley hit the lock with her bat smashing it to bits, unlocking the door and releasing everyone.
"Wahoo!." Mario shouted jumping out of the cage. "Thank you!."
"No problem." Arthur nodded.
"Actually, there's still a problem." Meggy pointed towards the door that was being pounded on by the cook.
"Open the fucking door!."
"And they call me crazy." Deadpool scoffed quickly pulling out his kitanas. "Good thing these babies can cut through anything-"
"WHAT!?." Everyone yelled at the mercenary who blinked. "Oh right...I thought you all knew that."
The door was kicked open the cool pulled the throwing knife out of his leg.
"You aren't getting away that easy..." He said holding the knife up. "I'm gonna gut you all like a bunch of fish."
And that's where we'll end it here, so how did you enjoy part one?. Did you enjoy it at all?.
More importantly, rest in peace to the camera man, gone too soon.
I wanted to make this a two parter to give some of the characters (the ones on the boat) more screen time in the second part, hoping that's alright with you guys.
I don't know when exactly part two will be out by I'm hoping it will be finished sometime soon as I love writing this fanfic, and I'm glad that you people are as well. Until next time, I'm Chomper, and I hope you have a good day/evening/night!.