The boat had just picked up Sephiroth and Bayonetta, both of them soaking wet.
"I HATE SHARKS!." Bayonetta screamed.
"Forget about the shark, there's a damn serial killer on the island!." Samus said finally removing the octopus from her hair and gently placing it back into the ocean.
"Wait about the Indians?." Peacemaker looked at the host who nervously chuckled.
"Oh right...I made that story up."
"So I brought all this stuff for nothing." The anti-hero said showing his guns, tomahawk, blowdart, explosives, and other weapons he had on him."
"You really love your guns don't you smith." Chris looked at Peacemaker who nodded.
"I'm an American, what do you expect?."
"Wait so what about the others?." Wii Fit asked worried about the fates of her fellow competitors.
The Cave...
Clayton was a big man and he wasn't going down easy, he caught a punch thrown by Arthur sending him flying into Deadpool, he dodged Harley's swings and sweeped her legs from under her, making her land on the rocks giving her a bloody nose. Trevor took one of the killers own knives and tried slicing him open by Clayton gave him a headbutt and slammed the meth head against a table, knocking him out.
"Come on, I expected a better fight from people like you." He smirked seeing some of the campers not even trying to near him. Those were the weaker ones like Kaos, Toko, and Meggy.
The boat arrived on the island and everyone hoped off taking a look around the island.
"One more thing I need to mention," Chris said "at night there's a curse where dead come back to life-"
"Of course there is..." Samus said looking at everyone else. "Come on, let's find this jackass and exterminate him."
"HELL YEAH!." Peacemaker fired a full round of bullets into the air.
"Okay there's three entry points to the cave, the forest, the skull and the graveyard, split into pairs and rush the man from all sides, the others have to be stalling for him." Nick said looking at Chris who was hiding.
"I don't want him to see me, if he does, he's gonna kill me!."
The intern sighed before thinking. "Wait, that's it, he's out for Chris...so..."
"So what?." Chef asked confused.
"Let's give him what he wants..."
"I don't see the point in any of their." Sephiroth said a little pissed. "Why don't we just let the mad man have the others...we have the final six right here." He looked around with a sinister grin.
"How could say that!." A voice said out of nowhere. All of them saw Charlie running up to them before climbing into the boat.
"Damn...guess make it final seven." Sephiroth groaned.
"How did you get away?." Chef asked the demon who was shaking.
"Bob sacrificed himself for me, I ran away and didn't look back."
"Sounds like an act of chivalry." Nick looked at the skull, examining it.
"What did he look like?." Mac went up to Charlie who was wiping tears from her eyes.
"He was strong, I heard punches being thrown but he didn't go down...like he was invincible."
"Alright," Nick said cocking a shotgun. "Let's go get this bastard-"
"No...you stay here with Charlie." Chris said. "I'm not losing another intern, who else is gonna make my coffee!."
The skinny intern rolled his eyes before sitting next to the princess.
"Alright, I know the way to the cave, this way!." Chris said as he went into the forest everyone following the host.
"So the dead come back to life?." Peacemaker asked walking over a tree stump.
"I guess so, but let's focus on the task at hand, no distractions." Samus responded walking ahead.
"You sound just like Waller..." he groaned.
"Who the hell is Waller?."
"She was the leader of the suicide squad, I was on it, along with some other people I forget, a big shark, some dude who used pokadots, this guy who's similar to Deadpool, Harley-"
"Wait, Harley and you know each other?." Bayonetta looked back, shocked.
"Well not this Quinn, remember, different universes!."
Everyone stopped when they saw a body.
"Damn, someone's dead." Mac looked at the body.
"Ten points." Sephiroth slowly clapped at the boxer
"Is that a camera?." Chef asked before Chris gasped.
"NO NOT STU!. WHY!. WHY HIM!." Chris knelt next to the camera man, his throat slit and blood was still bleeding out.
"You actually care for someone?." Chef asked surprised by this emotion from Chris.
"OF COURSE I CARE...WHO ELSE IS GONNA RECORD THE BEST SHOTS FOR THE EPISODES, THOSE BRING THE RATINGS UP!."
"Wait, if what you said is true, he should come back to life." Samus knelt down next to the corpse and so did Peacemaker.
"Come on, come alive, I want to fight a man not a zombie!."
Samus rolled her eyes, while Peacemaker was wanting to fight, the lifeless corpse came alive and grabbed her leg, making her scream.
"Help m-" he started to say before Peacemaker quickly stopped him, using his tomahawk to slice his head off.
"SMITH!." Chris yelled as more blood came out of the body.
"What?. I thought he attacked her!." He said, helping Samus up.
Soon more and more corpses came out of the ground, all wearing red shirts.
"Why are they all wearing red shirts?."Mac asked, Chris and Chef started whistling.
"I won't be able to kill all of them with my blaster." The bounty hunter said before Peacemaker stepped in front of holding two grenades.
"So go find the killer, I'll hold them." He gave her a wink and everyone ran, trying to find the cave.
Peacemaker pulled out both pins with his mouth and tossed them into the air. "Come on motherfuckers!." He shouted before shooting both grenades, creating a massive explosion.
"Look." Mac said picking up a pair of broken sunglasses. "These are Johnny's right?."
"Yeah!." Samus said before looking down picking up a flask. "And this belongs to Verosika."
"That's odd, why are the two of them now always together?." Wii Fit asked.
"Yes...it's very odd." Sephiroth thought how those two are never at breakfast.
"I hope the others are alright." Wii Fit was still worried about her teammates being trapped with a serial killer.
"Don't worry WiiFi...I'm sure they are just fine." Mac put a hand on her shoulder giving the trainer a smile.
"We must be close!." Samus said finding Arthur's revolver in the sand before everyone saw the entrance wide open, they all ran into the caves, down the narrow path and down the steps, the door was locked but they all saw what was going on.
Clayton was swinging Kaos around by his cloak before tossing him into Toko, Bob, Rick and Belle like a bowling pin.
"I'm as stronger as I've ever been!." He smiled as he looked around. everyone was scratched up.
"Come on there's like ten of us and one of him!." Trevor shouted. "Let's just dogpile him!."
"Look at him, he'll push up as all off of him!." Belle pointed at the man who licked a bit of blood of his knife.
"I like his option better...so who's first?-" before the door was kicked wide open by Chef.
"CLAYTON!." The cook shouted, the cannibal turned around and saw Chef, Chris and the other five all standing in the door way. "Well...my old boss...come to protect your cast, right?."
"Stop this man, you don't have to do this!." The host tried to reason with the killer. "It was an honest mistake-"
"BULLSHIT!." Clayton shouted, he was looking pissed. "The second the boat got wrecked, I fell into the sand, the last thing I heard before losing consciousness was you, thinking we were dead, in order to avoid questions...toss the bodies in the cave and come with an excuse!."
"So that's why there weren't Indians." Rick looked at Deadpool who nodded.
"SHUT UP!." Clayton yelled at the scientist before looking dead at the host, licking his lips. "I don't care if anyone here makes it out alive, hell, I'll let you all go...if you give me the man the ruined my fucking life!."
"They would never do that!." Chris folded his arms before Chef grabbed the host by his shirt.
"You want him, you can have him!." Chef threw Chris at the killers feet, The host started shaking as the killers eyes went wide, his smile turned bright and it went from ear to ear, he slowly walked up to the host and put his blade away.
"I won't be needing this." He quickly wraps his hands around the host's throat, chocking him. "I've been waiting for this...for a while now."
He stared into his eyes as his life faded, getting a sick grin on his face as he was losing his breath.
A loud blast was heard and everyone stopped as Clayton stopped chocking the host (1)
"The hell was that!?."
suddenly the cannibal was pinned to the walls covered by a lot of meat. "What the fuck is this!?."
"I knew this would come in handy." Chef smirked holding his meatball launcher.
"Let's get the hell out of here!." Bender said shoving past him and out of the door as everyone followed the robot. Catalina noticed something in Arthur's satchel.
"He's got the treasure!." Catalina shouted to her teammates.
Trevor ran behind Arthur and tackled him against the walls of the cave, causing the cowboy to bust his head open, blood pouring down.
"AHH WHAT THE HELL!." He shouted before holding his face as Trevor snatched the satchel and pulled the treasure out.
"Thank ya partner." Trevor taunted into a cowboy accent before sprinting out of the caves. "I GOT THE TREASURE!."
"Great." Chris took the treasure from the meth head before pulling it in a pocket.
"So we win right?." Catalina smiled.
"No, you just got me the treasure."
"WHAT!!!." All the dingos screamed at the same time.
"But you said we had to get you the treasure!."
"You had to get back to the island also, and besides we can't make this into an episode, he killed Stu, no way the producers won't be able to censor this!."
"Tough shit!." Rick shouted. "Then let us get back to the island with that then-"
"Sorry, but as it's now in my possession, it's mine now and so the challenge is over!." Chris said before leaving through the door. "Now let's go!."
Everyone groaned and followed to host out of the cave.
"Hey Clayton, I'll give you one last time to look at this face before you die!."
Chris laughed before the killer moved an arm, scarring him but it was firmly stuck in place. "EVERYONE ON THE BOAT!." The host shouted before locking the cave on the killer and everyone got in the boat.
"What about the jetskis?." Cuphead asked pointing them docked on the island.
"When the police get to the island we'll have them brought back, right now, we gotta go!." Chris said as he quickly hopped onto the boat.
"Wait where's Peacemaker?." Deadpool asked looking around, soon everyone did the same thing.
"SMITH!!!!." The goats shouted, soon after this Peacemaker appeared from the forest, he was covered in blood and had a smile on his face, he hopped onto the boat.
"Hey, how's it going?."
"The hell happened to you?." Harley asked looking at his pants, blood stained.
"Well those dead people won't be coming back anytime soon, that explosion got them good, and well I used my shield of peace to stop the blast, I wasn't safe from the splatter." He wiped a peice of pink stuff from his shirt. "Nice, I got some gum!."
"Don't eat it!." Arthur smacked it out of his hand.
It was a long boat ride back, but they all were safe and sound.
"So..." Chris broke the awkward silence that was going on. "You guys won't let this whole thing out to the public right?." Chris asked.
"You have to be shitting me, we nearly died and all you care about is your reputation!." Harley picked up her bat but Arthur held her arm.
"Easy, he's doing it to protect us, I can't understand that."
"Are you delusional-"
"Thank you, finally someone understands me."
"In fact, can I see that treasure real quick." Arthur gave a wink to his team before walking up to the host.
"Alright...but just for a few seconds."
Arthur took the treasure from the host and was walking to the edge of the docks.
"Arthur, be careful with that!." Chris yelled out as the cowboy was close to the edge.
"Oh don't worry, I'm just getting it in the light of the moon so I can see it, wow, that's really something interesting, would be such a shame if someone were to drop it-oops!." Arthur "accidentally" released his grip on the treasure, dropping it into the water.
"NOOOOO!." Chris shouted sprinting to the end of the docks watching it sink.
"There, we won't tell anyone about this and you don't get your treasure, it's a fair deal." Arthur patted his arm and everyone went back to the cabins.
"THAT WAS GONNA MAKE ME MORE MONEY!!!."
"Let it go man." Nick said. "I say it's fair, hell, you didn't even tell me about this whole thing."
"Why do you think I sent out new applications online the day before the show started?." The host walked off the docks now sad that he lost the treasure.
"Sir I called the police." Wadsworth said. "They are heading out the island to collect the jetskis and help anyone else on that island.
"Good man Wadsworth." Chris smirked again "let's hope we never see that mad man again."
"You can say that again." Chef walked off the docks along with Nick and Wadsworth.
A police boat was heading to a prison on another island, two cops, one was tall and skinny while the other was shorty and chubby.
"It's gonna be a long night for you butcher." The short one looked back into a cell, Clayton said nothing and just gave a cold dead stare, he licked his lips.
"Tell me porky, what wine goes best with pigs?."
The cop quickly turned around as the cannibal laughed while looking out of the window, seeing paradise island, he gave a wide grin as it disappeared quickly from the fog.
And that's part two in the books and everyone got the ending they deserved, hope you enjoyed the chapter.
Next episode will be back to normal style and the challenge will be on Paradise Island again. Back to the way the show should be.
Until next time, I'm Chomper and I hope you day a good day/evening/night!.
1. The blast was Peacemaker setting of the grenades, they made that big of a boom.
