The following episode of TDR is brought to in part by...Dr Emmet Kramer the time traveler, Total Drama Infinite and Total Drama: Trainwreck Express. I cannot express the amount of love I have for both of these stories, the writing his some of the best I've ever read and the stories are amazing. Both authors are very talented at what they do and I'm hoping one day to be at the same level as them.
But for now, onto answering some reviews.
Some dude: I'll add her to the cast, she seems interesting. Also the race story is being put on hold for now because of this series, I do have plans to come back to it, possibly even a reboot in the near future!.
MemeKingthethird: Thanks man, just read the newest chapter of your story today, great stuff as always!. Here's hoping you'll enjoy this madness.
Thatnewsubwayguy: Hello, I knew that name sounded familiar when I read it, I've read your stories as well before doing this, and like the fanfics I've read, great job!. Dealing with two other stories is challenging but can also open so many possibilities for interactions, challenges, plots and even character development, I'm glad you like this shitshow so far and I'm hoping you stick around!.
And as always I'd like to thank you for reading this part in the first place, now, please enjoy or at least try to enjoy part one.
It was the same night as the camping challenge and In the dining room of McLean manner, Chris was seeing Dr Kramer as a walking dollar sign.
"He can send those freaks to other universes, make the challenges ten times more as painful and I'll be even richer than I was before!." The host grinned. "And all I have to do is give him some rum."
"Sir, if I may suggest, maybe should stop caring about ratings and maybe focus on the safety of the campers." Wadsworth started mixing some tea, setting it down on a nice coaster.
"They can handle anything we throw at them, one of them has a healing factor!." Chris looked at the bulter as he was sipping his tea. "I'm pretty sure they can handle traveling to another universe, no matter how insane it is."
Chef came in along with him some other people who neither Chris nor Wadsworth knew.
"Who the heck are these people?." The host looked at the cook who had everyone in a line.
"These are your new interns," Chef started listing each one of one by one.
"This is Soos from the mysterious world of Gravity Falls."
Soos was a big guy, wearing a green t-shirt with a question mark on it, some brown shorts, sneakers and a hat.
"Sup host dude!." He offered Chris a high five, the host looked at him and leaned back in his chair. "It's Mr. McLean to you Sus-"
"My name is Soos, I don't want to be called Sus-"
"Well I don't want to be called "Host man" or "host dude" and I like the name Sus, so your name is Sus, go sit next to Dick over there."
Soos sat on a bench and saw the intern eating some chips.
"Can I get one of those?."
The intern gave shrug and handed him the bag. "Knock yourself out."
Soos reached his whole forearm into the bag and ate the rest of the chips, getting crumbs everywhere.
"I'll get the broom." Wadsworth sighed before a robot entered the room and cleaned up the crumbs in a matter of seconds.
"This is Mr. B, a robotic butler, he'll do all the work that Wadsworth could but twice as fast."
"Get me a coffee." Chris commanded and the robot quickly returned with a fresh cup of coffee.
"That was fast, but it probably isn't good" The host blew on the coffee before sipping it, he felt awake and full of energy. "That's good, I'll admit." He smiles. "So who are the others?."
Chef steps aside as a red portal from underneath him opened up, three imps came out of it, all dressed to kill, flashy suits and several weapons at their disposal.
"This is Blitzo, Moxie and Mille, hellish assassins for hire part of the I.M.P."
"Hey there Mr. McLean, my name is Blitzo and the O is silent." Blitzo shook his hand. "We are here to provide some extra protection for your ass."
"So you guys are demons?. Funny, two contestants here are also demons." Chris sipped his coffee.
"Is one of them a whore popstar?." The imp asked rolling his eyes.
"Yes, and one of them is the princess of hell-"
"We know sir." Millie smiled looking over at her husband.
"There are flyers and broadcasts all around hell about them being in this competition of yours, we've been watching it at home." Moxie smiled holding his wife's hands. "It's an honor to be here."
"Glad to see the recognition I so rightfully deserve." Chris beamed.
"Yes sir." An old man came in, he was wearing a red shirt, tan pants and had a big gut, he was also wearing slippers.
"You are a great man, yes sir."
"This is uncle ruckus, he snuck onto the intern list and I couldn't get rid of him."
"You shut your mouth boy, I'm working for a great white man like Mr. McLean over here!."
A teenager walked in next, she wore a pink beanie that covered the top of her head, her hair went down to her cheeks, she wore grey glasses and had on a pink shirt along with blue sweatpants and white sneakers.
"This is Megan Griffin, a teenager who needed a job, she was cheap to get."
"Hi Mr. McLean." She smiled at the host who didn't look impressed.
"Great, let's hope you'll be better at your job than the rest of those quitters." He got up from his seat and looked at everyone.
"Alright, I gotta run, Nick, I'm trusting you to teach these guys everything."
"What?-" the intern looked up from his game but the host had left.
Chris walked into another room and there was Dr. Kramer, he was sitting in a chair by a fire, a drink in his right hand.
"Hello Doctor." The host entered the room with a smile. "How is your stay so far on paradise island?."
The time traveling doctor took a sip and put his glass down on the stand beside his chair.
"Paradise?." He stood up and looked out of a window. "I consider this purgatory."
"What?. It can't be that bad. Those other two universes are probably way worse than this one is."
"Well they both have two seasons now, while you are struggling to keep one."
"So?." The host folded his arms giving the doctor an angry look. "They probably don't have a cast of most fits this awesome-"
Kramer sighed and showed him both universes, one was on a train and the other was on camp wawanakwa.
"These are the two universes, one of them has other eighty people on a train and the other one has characters that are more random than randomness is."
"This show is plenty random!." Chris argued.
"Five people already knew each other from a crossover game, and the inkling already knew of the plumber from her universe."
"Blame the fans, they picked the contestants!."
"I won't be surprised if they quit like the interns did."
"How did you..."
"I know many things from seeing you before, I know your age, your birthdate, I even know what you biggest secret is."
Chris got a smirk on his face.
"Would you be willing to help set up this weeks challenge?. I'll give you all the rum you can drink."
"What is it?." He asked, the host whispers something in his ear and he nods.
"I can do that, the other hosts may not like it but I shall."
And with that he opened up a portal and went set up the challenge.
"Let's see just how good those other two universes are when I throw MY contestants into their plans!." Chris attempted an evil laughed before Wadsworth came in.
"Mister McLean, we have an issue."
The Butler lead the host into another room and all the interns were making a mess of the hosts office.
"Stop getting crumbs everywhere!." Ruckus yelled at Soos who was eating another bag of chips.
"Sorry dude, I'm just hungry!."
"Mille do you have to have so many makeup bags!?." Blitzo looked over at the female imp employee who was fixing her eyebrows.
"Yes boss, I still want to look pretty, even if I'm from hell."
"I think you look great even without makeup honey." Moxie smiled, Millie started open mouth kissing with her husband which made Chris vomit into a plant and Wadsworth put a hand up to his face.
"Great, now I'm going to need a new plant!." Chris groaned, Meg handed the host a rag and he cleaned his face.
"I got everything done." Kramer came back with a grin on his face, twirling his mustache.
"That fast?."
"I work quickly and it was pretty easy."
"Wow, great!. I can't wait to see how this plays out." The host beamed. "Wait, what did you do?."
"I grabbed two statues that looked like you, gave them to the other hosts and told them to send their teams on a scavenger hunt-"
"WHAT!?." Chris shouted, alerting everyone's attention, he quickly ran to the golden case where his golden statues were displayed (the ones from revenge of the island) were gone.
"OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD'VE USED, YOU USED MY STATUES!?." He gripped the time traveler by the suit jacket.
"Please Mr. McLean," Emmet pushed the host away. "your statues are fine, they have trackers on them that the other hosts can see, they'll be back here by the evening."
"They better be!." Chris stormed off slamming a door shut, making a portrait of himself fall of the walls. Then a bunch of fancy china plates.
"Let's hope he's got insurance." Wadsworth looked at the mess in the room.
"What the fuck is insurance?." Blitzo asked looking at the butler confused.
"Doesn't Chris have to host the episode still?." Millie pointed to the door that the host had walked through.
"I'll get Mr. McLean." Mr. B went into the room and everyone heard a crashing sound, B came back with a lamppost stuck to his head.
"Mr. McLean won't be hosting until he gets his statues back."
"Then who's going to host the episode?." Meg carefully took the lamppost off the robotic butler.
"How about the other intern." Moxie suggested pointed his thumb at Nick.
"Me?. Why me?." He asked the imp.
"Because us interns have jobs to do, Chef is the cook and Wadsworth is the butler."
"Fine, I'll do it, but I won't play by his twisted rules." He sighed.
"Good, now we need to get you looking good for the camera." Wadsworth took the intern into a dressing room. "Can I get a makeup bag?."
Millie handed him a bag of makeup and the butler shut the door.
Everyone was waiting in the mess hall, eating their breakfast, which today was burnt stripes of bacon with stale toast.
"Where the hell are the popstar and the actor?." Sephiroth growled, for the past three weeks they've missed breakfast, he knew something was going on between them.
"They went for a walk." Said Charlie who wasn't even attempting to eat her food.
Toko heard a humming noise and glanced over to Bob, the sideshow was humming a little tune in between bites, enjoying his breakfast.
"Can you please stop humming?." Toko asked Bob who put down his silverware.
"I'm sorry if my murmuring his a distraction." He said before continuing to eat, he hummed a different tune and the school girl gripped her knife like she was going to stab him.
"I said stop humming." She growled, her face was now angry.
Bob ignored her this time and continued humming, Toko felt something wanting to come out but she took a deep breath and stepped outside, Kaos joined her.
"Sidekick, I know how you are feeling."
"Really?." She asked turning around.
"Yes...let the hate flow through you, let the darkness spread around you, let evil run through your veins and show the hatred in your eyes!." He smirked.
Toko felt an urge that she knows all to well, she felt herself turning into someone else but shook her head.
"Not this time, I'm not going to hurt anyone for doing something like that."
"Eh?." Kaos looked confused than angry. "As your superior I command you to embrace your dark side!."
Toko ignore him and sat back down with the rest of her team.
"I'm questioning whether Chef can even cook." Wii Fit looked at her plate, she felt the bread and it felt as hard as a rock.
Harley felt queasy after taking a bite, her face turned .a light shade of green. "Don't eat the bacon."
"So, what do you guys think about Emmet?." Tracer asked her teammates while cleaning her goggles.
"He's certainly interesting." Samus commented, jamming her fork into one of the bacon stripes, somehow the fork broke.
"I think he's bad news." Belle kicked her feet up on the table. "A guy that can travel through time and can easily mess up several universes just by kicking a stone or something, I don't trust him as far as I can throw him."
"He reminds me of Waluigi." Mario was between Meggy and Bender, he was trying to butter his toast but the butter was also rock solid. "But I'll give him a chance, we've-a-only seen him for a few minutes."
"I don't care about him," Bender was drinking a beer. "If he gets me one step closer to the money, I'll consider him an acquaintance."
"You mean if he gets US one step closer to the money, right?." Meggy looked over at Bender, they were all still a team and not even close to the merge.
"Nope, I don't care about any of you, I just want to get the money and I hopefully never see any of you again."
"That's not a nice thing to say Bender." Tracer said to the robot who continued to drink.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!."
A couple minutes later, Nick came in, he was wearing a blue suit that was buttoned up, with a black dress shirt underneath and a navy blue tied around the collar. He also had makeup on, giving him the "reality show host look."
"Morning everyone." He waved as he entered the mess hall, standing between both tables.
"Pfft!." Peacemaker started laughing at the intern. "Nice makeup job kid!."
"Thanks." The intern smiled, not knowing how dirty the butler did him.
"Where's Chris?." Deadpool asked before gasping. "Is he sick!?."
"No, he's not sick." The intern reassured him. "He doesn't want to host this episode until something he's lost is returned back to him, luckily we know where it is."
"So go fucking get it." Trevor took a bite of a bacon strip his teeth made a crunching sound.
"That's not my job, it's yours." Nick replied.
"Great, just tell us where it is," Catalina shoved her plate aside. "Easiest challenge yet."
"I wouldn't say that, you'll be traveling across two different universes, similar to this one."
"And how are we doing that?." Bayonetta asked putting her hands on her hips.
"With me." A voice said, everyone looked at Dr. Kramer who walked in front he kitchen, tipping his top hat.
"Dr. Emmet Kramer, at your service."
"Mr. Kramer here has access to the multiverse with his clock, he'll be able to get you guys safely to the universes and back."
"And all we have to is get a statue?." Arthur asked, looking at the doctor.
"Correct Mr. Morgan." Kramer nodded. "If you could follow me, I'll be able to get us started right away." He left the mess hall with a pep in his step.
Everyone followed the time traveler that led them down to the beach, Sephiroth was slow, he saw Arthur still smoking.
"Are you alright?."
"I'm still thinking about it-"
"You better quit thinking about it, keep your damn head in the game...or I might take it off."
Arthur wasn't intimidated by the half angel, sure he was stronger than probably everyone here but Arthur wasn't fazed, he continued to smoke before joining his team outside.
Sephiroth saw Johnny and Verosika walk into the mess hall.
"Hey, where is everyone?." Verosika asked looking around.
"The better question is...where were you two?."
"Just, you know, out for a walk." Verosika gave a shrug putting her glasses up so her eyes were shown.
"Is that true Cage?." He looked over at Johnny who had his arm around the popstar.
"Why don't you worry about your damn self, emo man, it was just a walk-" before Johnny could even blink, Sephiroth pinned him against the wall, his sword at his throat, causing his glasses to fall off.
"Say that again..." he slowly said before realizing something, Johnny's pupils were pink. "Do you have pink eye?."
Verosika quickly kicked the half angel in the part where it hurts and she gave Johnny back his glasses. "He's absolutely fine, you are probably just seeing this."
Sephiroth got up, not fazed by the kick at all. "What did you do to him?."
"Who me?. Absolutely nothing, maybe he just likes me." She smirks and left the mess hall, with Johnny following behind her.
"Alright, everyone hold onto your hats." Dr. Kramer said. He took a deep breath before his eyes started glowing a golden color and out of nowhere behind him, two portals started swirling.
"Wow." Tracer smiles looking at the portals. "Where do these take us?."
"He has to concentrate." Nick said walking up next to the doctor. "You will have to get the statues back, but do not disrupt the timelines in the other universes, who knows what could happen."
"So who's goes in which portal?." Charlie raised a hand.
"I'm glad you asked, Dingos, you'll take the right one, Goats, you'll be going through the left one." The intern pointed at both portals.
"Alright, let's fucking do this!." Harley smirked.
"Wait...are these safe?." Samus asked.
"I don't know, probably." Nick shrugged before taking out a gaming system.
"Alright, well, if that's all then can we go?." Catalina folded her arms.
"Yep."
Both teams ran into the portals as the intern continued playing his game. "Woo!. High score!."
"You think they'll be alright?." Chef asked.
"Of course!. What's the worst that can happen?."
The goats were free falling out of the portal towards the ocean.
"Ahhh!." Belle screamed as she turned over in the air. "I hate heights!."
"This is fun!." Bender was spinning in mid air, whilst chugging a beer. "Oh it's coming up." The robot barfed up the alcohol he just drank, it went up and hit him the face.
"Damn." He started chugging the rest of the bottle.
"You are disgusting!." Belle looked away from the robot who barfed again.
"Ahhh!." Meggy screamed, she had her hands over her face terrified, Mario used the wind to guide himself over to her and grabbed her hands, making her look at the plumber.
"It's alright Meggy, look, there's a bird!." Mario pointed a bird that was flying next to them.
"Aww, it's so pretty-" Meggy looked at the bird before it was suddenly shot and fell dead, both of them looked over to Peacemaker who had his desert eagle in his hand, smoke coming out of the barrel. "What?."
"Will you stop shooting at everything!." Samus yelled to the vigilante.
"I only shoot birds that aren't eagles or doves, they represent the two things I care for, America and Peace."
"How fucking patriotic of you." Harley shouted at him as she started falling faster, her arms crossed and her bat tucked under her left armpit.
"Is there anywhere we can land!?." Wii Fit shouted out.
"I don't think so!." Tracer looked around, all he saw was water. "I think we're gonna hit the water!."
"Thanks captain obvious." Harley rolled her eyes. "If this is the way I die, I don't want to see any of you in hell."
"I can't die!." Bender put his hands on his head. "I have so many woman to bang and so many people to destroy, I haven't seen my empire make a giant statue of me yet!."
"I ain't a religious man." Arthur looked up to the sky, keeping one hand on his head to stop it from being taken by the wind. "But, if there's someone truly up there watching this shit right now, for the love of Tahiti, please help us!."
For a few seconds everyone went silent. Nothing happened.
"Welp, we're boned!." Bender broke the silence before everyone began screaming.
Splash...
The dingos portal was high in the air and all of them began free falling, Deadpool was having fun while everyone else was screaming.
"Where are we?." Bayonetta shouted while falling.
"I see a sign." Deadpool pulled out a pair of binoculars and examined it before gasping, he dropped the binoculars which flew upwards as everyone started falling faster. "I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!."
Everyone landed in the water and swam over to a beach, some were getting friendly with the aquatic life.
"Ew get this damn thing out of my hair!." Verosika screamed trying to pull a starfish out of her hair, Johnny quickly chucked it back into the ocean and smiled.
"I gotcha baby!." He flashed a smile at her and the popstar rolled her eyes. "Thanks."
"Anything for you baby." He flexed in front of her, Sephiroth looked at the pair and walked over to Bayonetta. "I think we have a relationship in the team..." he pointed to the two of them.
"Can someone please explain where we are, it looks like the island we stay but its different somehow." Bob poured water out of his shoes sitting on a rock, he put his shoes back on and yelped, a crab had crawled into his shoe.
"Relax guys, I know where we are!." Deadpool jumped up and down with glee, pulling out his phone and texted someone.
"Who did you text?." Charlie asked the mercanary gave a chuckle.
"Oh don't worry, you'll know!." He knew fully well where they were but he didn't want to ruin the surprise.
Just then out of nowhere someone appeared behind them.
"Hello dingos!." Another Deadpool said smiling, there slowly more people showed up.
"Who are these guys!?." Waluigi looked at each of the dingos, the cheater wasn't looking happy.
"Great more losers we get to destroy." Cinder smirked before eyeing Deadpool and Charlie. "Wait, what's going on!?."
"Wait, there's two of them!." Sephiroth also looked confused. "What the hell is going on here!?."
"Great, this must be the multiverse shit the intern was talking about." Rick said taking a swig.
"Rick!?." Everyone looked at the scientist besides his own team.
"How do you all know my name?." He belched.
"I thought you said you weren't coming back." Charlie looked confused before seeing the other Charlie. "Woah...is this a robot?."
"No, we are from an alternate universe!." Deadpool (R) said pulling out his phone. "It's a lot of fun and I've seen your adventures as well thanks to me!."
"Don't mention it me, I'm the best looking guy around." Deadpool (I) shook his hand. "Wanna take a selfie?."
"Of course!." The two Deadpools did the exact same pose and the infinite took the photo. "Wait until Chris sees this-"
"What is going on here!!!." A voice shouted, everyone saw Chris shocked and confused by what's in front of him.
"Chris!."
"Who are these people, they aren't on the cast...why are there two Deadpools and Charlies?."
"The Multiverse!." Both Deadpools said in unison.
"Okay..." Gwen slowly said, she didn't know what to even think about this other group of people. "So why are you guys here?."
"We are on a mission to find and retrieve a statue, however we have to find it somewhere here." Bayonetta frowned, adjusting her glasses.
"Hmm, would It happen to look like a dingo?." Chris asked with a smirk forming on his face.
"That's not a good sign..." Toko whispered to Catalina who nodded.
"Yes." The Latin said putting her hands on her hips, the host nodded.
"Why didn't you say so, I know the location from this wicked time traveler I met, did you know he's from England?."
"Okay, so are you gonna hand it over!." Trevor growled expecting the host to hand over the statue.
"I will...if you guys were to do something for your favorite host from another universe..."
"What is it?." Sephiroth gritted his teeth at the host who started walking "Follow me!."
Some of the other contestants were waiting back at the cabins.
"Who are these guys?." Zeke looked confused at the new comers here. "I don't remember them being here."
"Oh my gosh!." Spinal smiles before jumping up and down with joy. "New friends, who wants a hug?."
"Evil doesn't do hugs-" Kaos folded his arms before being hugged by Spinal, everyone heard a crunching sound.
"Help me sidekick!." Kaos shouted toward Toko, he was slowly turning blue.
"LET GO OF HIM!." She shouted and Spinal dropped the evil lord of darkness allowing him to breathe.
"Sorry." She looked at Kaos who was now breathing fine, he quickly stood back and backed away from her.
"Will you all shut the fuck up!." Max yelled before seeing Toko. "No-No-No-No, what the fuck are you doing here!." He pointed at her getting behind Zeke.
"What are you afraid of?." She looked at him confused.
"Stay the hell away from me, you and your damn scissors!."
"What's your problem pipsqueak!." Trevor glared at him, Max was shaken to the core, not wanting to let go of Zeke.
"Seems Max remembers you very well Jack, let's gather the rest up, I have a special challenge in store!." Chris smiled as he went inside the mess hall.
"...How does he know about-" Toko started to ask.
"Multiverse!." The Deadpools interrupted.
"Oh...right."
The goats were washed up on shore somewhere, all of them were lifeless, dehydrated and exhausted.
"Ow...my head." Meggy groaned rubbing her temple. "Is everyone alright?." She was looking a like red around the face.
"I think so..." Tracer got up weakly. "He could've placed the portal better."
"Mmmff!." Mario's head was down in the beach like an ostrich.
"Hang on red!." Meggy ran over to the plumber and tried pulling him out of the sand.
"Why can't we just have an easy challenge for a change." Belle got up, looking at her arm, it was covered with sand.
"Because then our host wouldn't get his ratings kick." Samus stood up and looked around. "Where are we?."
"How the fuck are we supposed to know?." Peacemaker dumped out his helmet, sand and muddy water came out along with a single fish that flopped around on the beach.
"Wherever we are, we better get moving." Arthur said putting his hat on his head. "Let's see what we can find out." He saw smoke rising from the distance through a forest.
"Come on, maybe that's where the statue is at!." He quickly ran into the forest followed by the rest of the team, apart from Meggy who got Mario's head out of the sand, the two of them fell backwards landing within a few centimeters with each other's faces.
"Thanks." He smiled, him being that close made her red in the face.
"No problem."
"Are you two coming or fucking?." Peacemaker shouted, both of them got up and followed the vigilante catching up with the goats.
The Weirods and Maniacs were all in the mess hall, with the dingos leaning against the back wall.
"Teams, todays challenge is going to be a very interesting one," The host began. "I was given a location of a statue of myself that doesn't belong to me."
"If it's a statue of you then who does it belong to?." Kronk asked confused.
"I'm glad you asked Kronk, it belongs to a different Chris in a different universe, it's like this show but is way more random."
"And how does this concern us?." Cinder sulked folding her arms.
"A team from that show was sent here to retrieve it and bring it back to their island, teams, I introduce you to the dangerous dingos!." Chris pointed to the back of the room and everyone turned around.
"Hi guys!." Charlie and Deadpool waved at their other selves who waved back.
"Wait, there's two of them!?." Ryu looked shocked by this before laying his eyes on someone he knew. "You..."
His eyes were locked on Sephiroth who looked confused. "I'm sorry, do we have a problem?."
"What's he doing here!." Kronk shouted at the host.
"He's the leader of the dingos and some of you will be working with him today for the challenge, the dingos will be split into two groups, one going with the weirdos and the other one going with the maniacs. All you guys have to do is find the statue, they have to run it back to me, if someone from your team hands me the statue, you win."
"Seems simple enough." Lobo smiled. "Who's going with who?."
"That will be up to the dingos." Chris stated, everyone looked at the new comers who were all in a huddle.
"What's the plan?." Charlie(R) asked. "Can I go with myself if that's alright with you guys?."
"Ooh me too!." Deadpool (R) grinned.
"Of course, go right ahead." Sephiroth grinned, he had a plan hatching in his head, he just needed to wait for the right time. "As for the rest of you...I'll make the teams!."
The goats had now came out of the forest with all of them now standing at a train station.
"A train station?." Belle asked looking around, it was night, practically pitch black outside with only the street lights to light up the station and the train tracks. "Great, just great."
"Well, where's the train?." Tracer looked both ways expecting to see a locomotive waiting for them but that wasn't the case.
"It's not here yet." Belle sighed, she sat down on a bench and started looking at her robotic arm. "Why couldn't Tari do this show instead of me?."
"Tari!?." Meggy's eyes widen. "Where?."
"You know her?." Belle raised an eyebrow looking at the beanie girl.
"Yeah, she's one of my best friends in my world, along with Saiko, Desti and well, Mario."
"I hope we can meet them one day." Mario leaned on the wall flipping a golden coin in his hand. "What am-a-I like in your universe?."
"Well...um...how do I put this?." Meggy was figuring out how to tell the plumber the Mario she knows is a dangerous man in the mushroom kingdom. "He's a little..."
"Strange?." Arthur answered while cleaning his revolver, it shined in the street light.
"No, he's just-"
"Crazy?." Wii Fit chimed in, the trainer was drinking a bottle of water before she started doing push-ups.
"Kind of, sometimes he's a good friend, other times he can destroy the whole kingdom."
"I don't know how you can find time to workout just about anywhere." Mac looked at Wii Fit who was still exercising, he was wearing his pink hoodie as it was a little chilly in this universe.
As all of them were waiting for the train, someone found a way to pass the time.
"Oh my..." Bender turned the corner, the robot was face to face with a vending machine. "Does anyone have a dollar?."
everyone saw the robot drooling over the vending machine which sold booze instead of water and soda.
"Ew, why would someone replace water with whiskey?-" Wii Fit looked at the vending machine as Bender started shaking it.
"come on, come one, give that damn booze!." He rocked it back and forth violently, it rattled and the lights were going out the harder he shook it.
"Easy." Belle held the robot back. "We can just put some money in it."
"Who here has money?." Bender looked around. Arthur walked up to the vending machine and put a dollar in it, he selected a bottle of whiskey and it landed in his hand, he took off the cap with his knife and took a swig.
"How is it?." Samus asked the cowboy who spat it out on the concrete floor.
"This is like watered down whiskey, in fact." He sniffed the bottle and gagged. "This ain't whisky, it's rum!." He threw the bottle on the ground, it shattered on impact and Bender started licking it up.
"I'm not letting this stuff go to waste!."
"Does anyone know when this train is coming?." Harley was impatient, sitting down on a bench trying to keep herself entertained.
"Maybe there's a train schedule somewhere." Mario look around, the plumber saw a poster hanging by the vending machine and read it. "Here we go...TDTE...what's that?." He looked confused as the piece of paper before the wind started blowing.
"Let me see." Meggy took the flyer from Mario and read it out loud. "Get ready for the ride of your lives!. Total Drama: Trainwreck Express is coming to a universe near you, with over eighty contestants old and new to complete for a cash prize."
Arthur snatched up the flyer and read it again. "They're coming through here, and if what this is saying...then what we are looking for is on the train."
"I got a plan to get us inside the train!." Peacemaker smiled, everyone saw the vigilante open up a supply crate with his tomahawk before getting inside.
"No way in hell will that work." Samus said, the bounty hunter was keeping an eye out for the train.
"Okay seriously where the hell is the train?." Harley was growing more impatient with each passing second. Everyone heard a horn sound and Arthur knew immediately.
"It's coming." He quickly holstered his revolver and put on his bandana. "So what's the plan?."
Samus thought for a minute and counted everyone on the team.
"Okay, Meggy, Mario, Mac and Wii Fit, you all check the second car. Harley, Bender, and Arthur, you guys check the third car, Belle, Tracer, Smith and I will take the first car, keep yourself hidden and stay together!." She commanded, everyone nodded and got off the station and hide in different spots.
The train was massive, it only had three carts but they were long enough to fit over a thousand people in each cart.
"Why did we stop?." A voice asked from inside the first car.
"Just checking on fuel for the train." Someone replied and stepped out along with another passenger. Both of them looked dangerous and were armed.
"Those people could be trouble." Arthur whispered to both Harley and Bender, the three of them were crouched down by the train, nearing the third cart.
"Should we take them out?." Harley asked holding her bat up close. "Because I can if we have to."
"No, let's just get on the train and see if we can find what Chris wants." Arthur replied, he climbed up the stairs slowly followed by Harley and Bender, Bender tripped on the last step and made a metal banging sound.
"My damn leg!-" He shouted before Harley covered his mouth.
"Shut up...you are going to get us caught!." She looked at him, the three of them managed to sneak into the third cart without being seen.
Wii Fit, Little Mac, Meggy and Mario were crawling underneath the train trying to get to the second cart.
"Couldn't we have done this a better way?." Meggy asked Wii Fit who was in front of her.
"Samus said to keep ourselves hidden, what could go wrong by going under the train."
"We die." Mario replied, he was crawling slower than the other three were.
"I think it's a great plan." Mac smiles.
"Thanks Macy." Wii Fit looked back, the boxer gave her a look of confusion.
"Macy?."
The trainer realized what she had said and blushed crawling faster.
"When has she called me Macy?." He questioned before Mario smiled, remembering one time she did the same thing.
The four of them crawled further until Wii Fit noticed something. "A hatch?. In the middle of a train?." She looked at it confused. "Why is this here?."
"let's see where it leads." Mario suggested, The gymnast opened the hatch and looked inside of it.
"We're clear, come on!." She climbed into the train, helping Meggy up as well, Mario went ahead of the boxer and Mac climbed up, that is until Wii Fit accidentally dropped the hatch onto his head making him fall.
"MAC!." Wii Fit screamed and opened the hatch again, Mario and Meggy pulled the boxer back into the train cart and Wii Fit bent down to him, he had a bruise on his forehead.
"I'm okay...I'm okay." He got up reassuring her. "How does it look?."
"It looks good, just a bruise, let me take a look." She examined the bruise on his face while Mario and Meggy smiled.
"Making progress." She whispered.
"If that's progress then I must be doing something wrong with the princess." Mario chuckled as the two of them began searching for the statue.
The groups were decided for the dingos, supporting the maniacs were Kaos, Rick, Deadpool, Catalina, Trevor, and Toko while, Bayonetta, Charlie, Bob, Johnny, Verosika and Sephiroth were with the weirdos.
"Alright, so thanks to Mr. Kramer, your destination for the scavenger hunt is boney island!." Chris smiled, everyone let out a groan besides for the dingos.
"Boney Island?." Rick asked taking a swig. "Is this going to be like fucking Death Island, where some serial killer was after us!."
"What?. Mao looked at the scientist.
"Yeah, we had a crazy cannibal cook chasing after us!." Deadpool smiles. "I can tell you the whole story if you want!."
"No, I'm good!."
"So is there an area on boney island where the statue is?." Rodney looked at the host.
"No idea, the doctor never told me, so you'll have to search the whole island for it!."
"Great, just I always wanted." Miu sulked. "Couldn't the doc have made the object like a vibrator or something."
Bob was sipping some water before hearing the inventors words. "The language on this one, eh."
"Shut up!." She snapped at him.
"Who's the slut?." Rick took a swig before a chair was thrown at him.
"You better fucking know me, I was with you on the plan!."
"Uhh, Miu, different universes, remember?." Charlie poked her shoulder.
"...Oh...yeah...sorry."
Rick got up and picked up his flask, all the alcohol was now on the floor of the mess hall. "Great, just what I needed." He said sarcastically.
"Shit." Arthur moved up against a wall, he saw at least 80 people all from different places, some looked normal humans while others looked like they could eat him for breakfast.
"That's a lot of people..." Harley slowly said getting behind the cowboy. "How are we going to search this place?."
"Simple." Bender whispered now behind the jester. "A little distraction." He laughed rubbing his hands together before eyeing a pretty looking necklace. "Cha-Ching, come to papa!."
"Bender no!." Harley tried to grab the robot who dove at the necklace, the two of them made a noise as the necklace fell to the ground.
"What was that?." A voice said looking up from her phone, she look a long sniff and growled. "Someone is here that's not supposed to be."
everyone looked to where she pointed and nobody was there, unknown to them, the three criminals were on the roof of the train cart, Bender wearing a sweet necklace around his neck.
"That was a close one." Bender sighed before getting glares from both Harley and Arthur.
"You fucking tin can, I'm going to send you to the scrap yard!." Harley tried to swing her bag but Arthur held her back. "Stop fighting, you are gonna make us known."
"But we didn't, we got away, we are unstoppable!." Bender shouted before the three of them heard the sound of something that was about to break.
"Aww piss." He slowly said and the three of them fell right through the top of the roof and landed right in the middle, everyone slowly looked at them and saw the necklace around Bender.
"I'll give you these two if you let me go free!." Bender smiled.
Samus, Peacemaker, Belle and Tracer were sneaking around the back of the train, an intern was there sighing.
"I can't believe I'm forced to work for Chris." The female intern gripped the railing in anger. "I can't even contact my lawyers to get me out of this crap!."
"What are we going to do about her?." Tracer asked looking at the two females in front of her.
"Don't know, maybe one of us can knock her out, silently." Samus slowly pulled out his blaster. "Stay here."
Belle looked back and saw Tracer smiling, however her eyes widened and she gasped, she saw Peacemaker breaking a window with his desert eagle before leaping inside the last cart.
"That idiot is going to get himself caught!." Belle quickly ran after the vigilante.
"Wait for me!." Tracer followed the gamer, entering through the same window.
"Wait, whats going on?." Samus looked around and saw the other two females heading in through the window. "Why can't we just focus on the plan?." She quickly joined the others and ran alongside the cart.
"What was that?." Courtney turned her head, she couldn't see anything and went back to her work."
Belle(confessional)
"I don't know what that idiot is planning on doing, but I'm not going to let him ruin this challenge for us."
Peacemaker(confessional)
"I'm getting tired of being told what to do," he was putting a magazine into his gun. "If you want to do something right, you've got to fucking do it yourself!."
Peacemaker started looking around the last cart, it was a kitchen area, dishes stacked up all nice and neatly, silverware put away, and the floors was completely spotless.
He examined some papers he found on a desk and tossed them on the floor, he found a few kitchen utensils and dumped them on top of the papers, making a mess of the kitchen.
"Come on, it's gotta be somewhere!." He slammed his hand on the table.
"What are you doing!?." Belle shouted, she stomped up to the vigilante who turned around.
"Looking for the damn statue, what's it look like!." He shouted, opening a cupboard and dumping out more silverware.
"Samus told us to wait outside, not break in and make a mess!.." The gamer shouted.
"Does it look like I care!." He shouted at her, this time he pushed a set of pates aside and broke a bunch of fancy glasses. "Where the fuck is it!?."
"Smith, stop breaking everything around here and look for the statue!." Samus shouted, climbing in from the window, avoiding a knife that would've hit her in the head.
"I am looking." He said not looking at her. "Keep your fucking whore outfit on."
"Excuse me!?." The bounty hunter stormed up to him, turning him around and kneeing him in the gut, making him fall over.
"I dare you to say that again!?."
she roundhouse kicked him across the face, making him stumble back against the wall, knocking over tons of dishes in the process, he didn't even have time to react before a heel was on his neck.
"you are wearing a body suit that's showing a lot more than covering up." He said, this got him another kick to the face.
"I didn't want to wear this damn thing, my armor was considered "too dangerous" by McLean and his damn producers!." Samus made air quotes around too dangerous, she knew the reason why they didn't allow her to wear her armor. She looked at the other two. "Let's find the statue and get out of here."
"What about him?." Tracer pointed at the vigilante who wasn't moving.
"Let him lay there, he won't be breaking anything else."
The three ladies took different areas of the kitchen and started searching for the statue.
Back in the second cart, the four goats were having a difficult time looking for the statue of the host.
"This is a weird train." Meggy looked around the cart seeing all the weird things of the host plastered onto a wall.
"Why are they're so many portraits of Chris?." Mario was looking at one of the portraits of the host, he was wearing a crown and sitting on a thrown.
"Guys, focus!." Wii Fit checked a box and pulled out a metal pipe which hit Mac in the nose.
"Ow!." He shouted holding his nose.
"Mac, I'm so sorry!." She dropped the pipe, which landed on his foot, making him scream again. "Why does this keep happening!?."
"I-it's fine..." He leaned against a wall, holding his foot. "I've been worse." He smiles showing the bruised nose that was now swollen.
"Here let me take a look." She took a look at his nose and both of them gave a smile at the other.
"I know they like eachother, but neither of them want to admit it." Meggy whispered looking at the two of them before looking back to Mario. The plumber nodded and thought for a second before getting an idea.
"Hey Meggy, come help me with this painting-woah!." He accidentally lost his footing and tripped into the trainer, her lips making contact with the Mac's. While her eyes looked shocked, his eyes were closed completely.
"Sorry." Mario snickered seeing both of their faces turn red as cherries.
"No worries." Mac smiled.
"Y-yeah, it's fine." Wii Fit also smiled.
Meggy gave the plumber a thumbs up. "Nice move red...look out!." She gasped, quickly tackling him behind a couple boxes.
"This is where you said they were?." Copperhead looked inside the train car. Arthur, Harley and Bender were now outside.
"Yep, they are in there, just let us explain ourselves!." Harley demanded.
"So you all are from another universe?." DJ asked the jester who nodded.
"Yep, I wonder if your Chris is as insane as ours."
Arthur noticed Loona still on her phone.
"So...what are you?."
"What does that mean?."
"What...are...you...a fox?."
"I'm a wolf-"
Arthur took three steps away from Loona who looked confused.
"What are you scared of wolves?."
"No...I just have had several wolves attack me." He put his hands on his gun belt sighing. Both of them saw Copperhead coming out of the train cart.
"Here's two of them." Red Eye tossed Wii Fit and Little Mac off the cart onto the station.
"Welcome to the party!." Lindsay smiles at them.
"This isn't a party." Mac looked at the blonde who smiled.
"Oh my gosh Tyler!." She jumped up and down before hugging the boxer tightly.
"Someone help me." He said trying to get Lindsay off of him.
"Tyler, I can't believe you came back, I've missed you!." She held the boxer tighter, everyone heard a crunching sound.
"What's wrong with her?." Harley pointed her thumb at Lindsay.
"She's not very bright." James Bond said fixing his tie. "Are there any more people aboard this train?."
"Oh yeah, there's this two Australian chicks, a bounty hunter and a guy with a toilet seat on his head-" Bender started listing off his teammates before Harley hit him with her bat.
"Bender!." Both Harley and Arthur yelled.
"Oh right, sorry," He looked at his teammates before looking back at copperhead.
"There's also a girl with a beanie and a plumber with a red cap!."
Copperhead went back inside the train cart while Red Eye checked in the third. "This better be everyone."
The maniacs and weirdos were all running down to the beach to get to the boats, the maniacs had a bit of a lead against the weirdoes.
"Come on slackers!." Cinder growled "move it!."
"Don't push me lady!." Trevor yelled running behind her.
"What's all this shit!." Lobo looked around, there was a bunch of wooden planks and tools around, everyone slowly got there and looked at all the materials.
"These are your materials which you'll use to assemble your own boats and travel to boney island." Chris smirked seeing everyone groan. "It wouldn't much of a challenge if the boats were already built."
Everyone groaned as Miu grabbed some tools.
"Relax everyone, I'll be able to build this fuck boat in no time flat." She grabbed a few planks of wood and started working on the base of the boat.
"Do we really have to do this?." Cinder groaned.
"We don't have a choice." Sephiroth sighed grabbing a hammer. "Get to work everyone."
Both teams were now working on a base for their boats while Chris pulled up a chair and sat down in it.
"Why aren't you working?." Bayonetta looked over to Aqua who was laying down on the sand.
"I'm so tired from all that running...I can't build a boat...you guys can do it without me..."
"You've got to be kidding me." Bayonetta couldn't believe what she had heard. "Get to work!."
"I can't." Aqua whined, she was still laying in the sand. "You guy can do it without me."
"Come on Aqua." Charlie smiled. "You can do it!."
"No I can't, I'm-"
Everyone heard a loud noise, Sephiroth stood over the water goddess who trembled at his presence.
"Your what..." he growled unsheathing his sword, holding it up to her neck.
"I'll-I'll do it okay!." Aqua cried, she was shaking as the half Angel took the sword away from her.
"Good...you can help the others with the base." He said, Aqua still froze with fear. "NOW!." He shouted causing her the scramble around in the sand before joining the others.
"That man is scary." Oscar shook just looking Sephiroth made him shake a little.
"Are you alright?." Spinel looked at Aqua who was still shaken up.
Aqua looked pale, like the devil himself just held her at knife point, she was on the verge of tears but was trying to hold them back.
Sephiroth(confessional)
"I don't care if this is a different world or universe, I only care about keeping my alliance and myself in the game, I don't care what these low life's think of me, they will listen to me if they want to keep their heads on their shoulders."
Red Eye had came out of the train car, holding Meggy by the torso and Mario by the overalls.
"Let us go!." Meggy said and she was dropped on ground, Mario was also dropped and landed on his stomach.
"Meggy is that you?." A voice said, Meggy's eyes widened after hearing the voice. "Why does this happen to me?."
"Meggy, I can't believe you are here!." Bob ran over to his friend. "And I see you found Mario's dumbass here as well."
"Bob, this is Nintendo's Mario, the real Mario." She helped the plumber up.
"Nice to meet you!." Mario extended his hand to him. "Are those swords?."
"Damn straight, pretty sexy am I right?." He responded sticking a pose.
The last cart was opened and while the three girls came out with their hands up, Peacemaker was resisting against copperhead.
"Put me down you fucking lizard looking rip off!." He tried to grab onto the train cart before being thrown to the ground in front of his team.
"So let me get this straight," Chris looked at the goats. "You all were sent here because the Chris from your universe found a time traveler who could send to other universes?."
Some of the goats shook their heads.
"And he's foolish enough to send you all here on a dangerous challenge involving my cast?." The host got a sinister smile on his face.
"look we are just here for the statue," Harley walked up to Chris. "So wipe that smirk off your face and give it to us so we can be on our way!."
"I don't have the statue, I was given the location of it."
"So then tell us where it is, we won't bother you anymore." Tracer also walked up to him now.
"I could do that...but...seeing how we were just about to depart, and with another group of contestants here...I was thinking about you people coming along with us for an exciting challenge!." Chris smiled.
"If we do this..." Samus looked at the host. "We get the statue and never come back."
"Of course, I'll get you the statue, now, all aboard!." The host shouted and everyone got on the train getting into the third cart.
"Well I'll admit." The bounty hunter looked around the cart. "It's better than the cabins on the island."
"Sweet, we get some more hot broods!." A voice said, everyone from the randomness show turned their heads to the right, JFK was sitting in one of the booths, a grin on his face.
"Laidies, can I get you a drink?."
Arthur(confessional)
"...You've got to be shitting me!."
Samus(confessional)
"Goddamnit!."
Tracer(confessional)
"Why is he here!?."
JFK(confessional)
"Seems these guys already know me, judging by their screams from in here, I'm sure the boys are just jealous."
"I see you already know me." Kennedy smiled. "Would anyone like an autograph or even a kiss." He gave a wink to the females which made all of them gag.
"Why is this dipshit here, we had enough of him in our universe!." Belle looked away from the clone.
"He's a contestant on this show." Muscle Man put an arm on the gamer's shoulder. "How do you know him?."
"He was a teammate of ours." Tracer muttered. "And not a good one."
"That's a good joke." JFK ran his fingers through his hair. "So-er-how many girls did I pick up huh?. No, wait, let me guess-er-I'll start with all of the ones on my team and then all the ones on the other team."
"Ha!." Bender laughed so hard he slammed his fist on the table. "That's fucking funny!."
"So how many did I get?." The clone asked.
"Zero!." Everyone shouted at him.
"Well...I don't know about you, but I find this group to be very interesting..." Alastor smirked looking over his shoulder.
"They seem cool, besides the one with the toilet." Wendy also looked at the group.
The train was now in motion, leaving the station and going into a tunnel.
"This is ridiculous." Bob complains hammering a nail into the side of a few planks. "We should be relaxing, this isn't even our universe, not helping these fools with their challenge!."
"We are all trying to get the statue." Lobo was putting some planks into place for the base. "And you whining like a bitch isn't helping us!."
"At least I'm doing something!."
Bob pointed over to the waters with the hammer and everyone saw Versokia posing in front of the waves while Johnny was holding her phone.
"Damn, your looking good baby!." He said snapping a few pictures.
"I know that, just keep taking the pictures, and get my good side!."
Catalina looked up before screaming, her thumb was now purple having it been hit with a hammer.
"Which one of you idiots did that!."
"Sorry!." Bernadetta said dropping the hammer, it landed on her toe.
"Sorry!."
"I'm gonna make you wish your parents never met!." She threaded balling up a fist.
"Hey, she said she was sorry!." Luz stepped between them. "It's not that big of a deal."
"let's see how you'd like it then!." The Latin picked up a hammer and started swimming, both of them ducked it.
"Calm down!."
"I like her!." Trevor smirked. "She's crazy!."
"You don't say..." Mao quickly wrote something down on a notepad.
Mao(confessional)
"These new people are very strange."He sighed. "I think I'll like a few of them."
The train had now came to a full stop and was now in the middle of nowhere, apart from a bunch of trees.
"Listen up teams," Chris clapped his hands together getting everyone's attention, he pulled up a slideshow of a ancient temple with several stone pillars around it.
"The location of the golden Chris statue is located inside this temple, the doctor said that I should split up the goats into half's, half going with each team, your team must enter the temple, avoid the deadly traps, and bring the statue back to the train."
"Easy!." Lighting smirked. "Don't worry, Lightning will get that golden statue, sha-bam!." Lighting swung his fist upwards, uppercutting JFK.
"Ow what was that for!?." The clone got back up.
"I'll give you five bucks if you do it again." Arthur took out five dollars from his satchel and waved them in front of the jock.
"So, how are we getting there?." Wendy looked at the host who smirked. "It won't be much of a challenge if we just take the train."
"Exactly!. So, here's what's going to happen." Chris smiles as he presses a button that dumped everyone out of the train cars.
"You just had to ask him!." Eva shouted quickly getting back up, glaring at Wendy.
"Sorry!."
"Okay...If I call your name, you are going with the bastards." Chris read names of a peice of paper.
"Bender, Harley, Samus, Arthur, and Peacekeeper-"
"It's Peacemaker!." Peacemaker glares at the host who rolled his eyes. "It says Peacekeeper on the sheet man, blame the doctor."
"Damn, can we get more girls on the team?." JFK asked while looking at both Harley and Samus, both of them already annoyed at the clone.
"Sorry dude, no can do." Chris looked at the rest of the goats.
"Mac, Wii Fit, Belle, Tracer, Meggy and Mario, you are temporarily on the team of the cruel stars!."
"I like it." Tracer grinned looking over the band of misfits they'd be joining.
"Pleasure to be joining you all!."
"Great..." Scott rolled his eyes not impressed by the group his team was given. "We could use some meat shields for whatever Chris will throw at us."
"Meat shields!?." Belle growled at the farmer.
"Yeah, got a problem with that?."
"Guys, let's-a-not fight." Mario got between them. "How about we all focus on the challenge, and try to have fun along with the way!." He smiled.
"I like the sound of that!." Sammy nodded.
Jinx crossed her arms and played with her hair. "Whatever."
Jinx(confessional)
"How come they get the cowboy and the bounty hunter, while we get the boxer and the gymnast?." Jinx sighed, also disappointed with the group her team was given.
"Get to know your new friends teams, who knows, they might just save your lives!." Chris smirked.
"What do you mean by that?." Frollo looked at the host who chuckled.
"Oh nothing, just the fact that this Forrest is fully of crazy and dangerous animals."
"So what, we have our powers and gadgets, we'll be fine." Wolverine said.
"About that...I'm making sure everyone here doesn't have any powers of weapons of any kind." Chris snapped his fingers and Red Eye and Copperhead started taking every weapon away from the contestants and equipped the ones with powers with special collars.
"These will shock you if you use your powers and when I say shock, I mean they will fry your insides."
"Pfft, yeah right." Hades laughed. "As if."
"Care for a demonstration?."
"No, it's cool!."
during this, some people noticed the randomness contestants weren't even touched.
"Hey why do they get to keep their stuff!?." Robotnik complained.
"They aren't a part of this show, I don't know what they can do, but because this challenge is getting their statue back, I figured they would protect your lives!."
"What!?." Most of the contestants shouted.
"You can't just let complete strangers watch over us, we don't even know them!."
"Which is why you'll have plenty of time to know about them." Chris smiles as several boxes were placed on the train. "You'll get your things back, after the challenge is complete, best of luck!."
The bastards were walking through the forest, a lot of them weren't happy with Chris, putting their lives in the hands of a pack of people they've never met until now.
"I can't believe that host!." Stan Smith complained. "He took away my pistol, what good is an American without his gun?."
"You are an American?." Peacemaker asked stepping over a rock.
"Yes sir, Stan Smith, CIA." Smith looked at the vigilante.
"Christopher Smith, Peacemaker." Peacemaker walked faster, next to the other Smith.
"Tell me, what's with the outfit?." Stan asked.
"When I wear this outfit it strikes fear into the hearts of those who oppose whoever I come across."
"Ooh so scary!." Hades made a frightening face. "Come on man, a bright red shirt, white pants, blue boots and gloves, I'm not even going to talk about the toilet seat on your head-"
"It's a beacon of freedom, how many times do I have to say it!."
"I personally like the outfit." Stan commented. "Though I'm questioning the bird on your shirt." He pointed at the dove.
"It's a dove of peace, it's what I stand for-"
"Can you stop talking about peace for five damn minutes!." Murderface yelled, turning around and facing them.
"You have a problem mother fucker?." Peacemaker moved past a few members of the bastards and went up to Murderface.
"Yes I do, I don't give a damn about what you believe in, just shut fuck up!."
"Alright, let's just settle down." Brick got in between them trying to stop a fight from happening.
"No, let them fight, I'm bored as hell!." Hades was watching closely as Murderface laughed. "Please, this guy won't fight me, I'll drop him in two seconds-" before he could finish, the vigilante threw a punch connecting on his jaw.
"Come on, you and me, right now!." He said taking off his helmet and discarding his many weapons. "I won't even need this shit!."
"I'll gut you like a damn animal!." Murderface shouted being held back by Arthur and Muscle Man.
"Friends, there's no need for violence!." Tiff shouted, trying to get this to stop as well.
Alastor had a grin on his face. "Finally some entertainment!."
While mostly everyone was trying to separate Peacemaker and Murderface from killing eachother, a few people were still walking ahead.
"So what do you think of all this?." Samus asked someone ahead of her.
"I don't know." James Bond replied slowing down a bit. "It's strange, competing on a show like this for several people to see, how can they afford this?."
"Beats me." Harley chimes in. "I'm enjoying my time here so far, some people I can hang with, others I want to knock their heads off!."
"It's strange, I've seen so many women in my life but they are all bark and no bite." Bond looked at the two females he was next to.
"Well I've got plenty of fucking bite." Harley smiles twirling her bat.
"I do as well, but I'm mostly concerned about my team manly one person."
"Let me guess." Bond jerked his head over to Peacemaker who was still shouting at Murderface.
"Yep." She sighed.
The three of them heard shouting and suddenly Peacemaker tackled Murderface into the mud, both men trying to beat each other up while other tried separating them.
"Goddamnit." Both Bond and Samus said at the same time rushing over to try and stop the fight.
End of part one!.
Hey everyone. I'm still taking requests for season two but the next announcement I will make will be the final one, the roster is getting big and I don't want it to get too big, if you have someone in mind, please leave a suggestion either a review or a pm and I'll look over them.
Thanks for reading and have a good day/evening/night.
"And don't forget to read the other two stories!." Both Deadpools chimed in.
What the hell?. How did you two get here?.
"I'm known for doing this!." Deadpool (I) said. "Isn't that right me?."
"Yeah, it's fun, I should do it more often!." Deadpool (R) smiles at his other self.