Luz Hopkins waited. The stars above her winked and glinted up in the air. There were demons in this realm. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to the peapole of Gravesfield were not listenened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Luz was raised by Jacob for fourteen years. When she was young she looked at the woods and she said to Jacob "I want to explore the woods daddy."
Jacob said "No! Your teeth will BE STEAL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Boiling Isles realm past the portal door she knew there were demons.
"This is Jacob" her phone chiped. "You must diesect the demons!"
So Luz gotted her gylph magic and attacked the castle.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the emperor's coven.
"I will duel with her" said Belos and he cast spells from his staff scepter. Luz magiced at him and tried to blew him up. But then the portal exploded and they were trapped in human realm and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" she shouted.
The phone said "No, Luz. You are the demons"
And then Luz was a basilisk.
In case it wasn't obvious, this is more or less just a TOH reskin of the (im)famous fanfic Doom: Repercussions of Evil by Peter Chimaera. All credit goes to him, I just swapped out a few words.
I wish I could say I was drunk the whole time I wrote this but no... this is just how my brain always works.
(Please send psychiatrical help)