disclaimer: I do not own Shimoseka, Akagi does. and Suzuki Aya is from black survival. also not my character.
Author's notes: this is the First shimoseka fanfic on this site that acknowledges Ranko, Tanukichi's mother and decency squad's legend. I hope there will be more after I publish this.
In the days of her surname being Miwa, Okuma Ranko wished upon the sky, with the air vibrating with jokes such as Masturbatory birthday or Miwa Groupsex,
(Author's notes:because her birthday was July 21st. that's readable as Onani, which means masturbation in Japanese.
also her name is very much like Rankou, which means group sex.)
"Goddamned dirty jokes, when will you KEEL OVER AND DIE?!
Just leave me be and PERISH ON YOUR OWN!"
It was more like yelling, than wishing depending on the perspective.
That was, my cursing against unjustified malice towards me, and also a declaration of an epic struggle, from 3 to 4 decades ago.
So Okuma Ranko won that struggle. However…
It's lunchtime, and Ranko is having lunch in a fast food place right in front of the police station, with the "incompetent" policemen sitting at the table farthest from her, and "competent" ones are next to her.
(Author's notes: By the way, I actually have seen a kimbap place in front of the police station. It's in my neighborhood and I sometimes take a walk at inappropriate times such as lunchtime. I walked past that installment and saw some cops having lunch. They are human beings and not some cogs in a machinery whose purpose is to eradicate crimes after all.)
"Aya, you do have potential… please realize it."
"You literally are worse than my son right now! My son Tanukichi is inexperienced, I'd admit that, but He attends Tokiyoka Academy, so he has morals. And most importantly he is brave enough to not fear hard things."
"Yes…"
"Yeah, experience is obtainable anytime, so what is his… I kinda use that word often, purpose? Purpose… his purpose is to become a decency squad captain like me!
"Yes."
"So, you should become as useful as him. You literally ARE a cop, but you are terrorized at the sight of obscenity. It's understandable that it's hard considering what you've gone through, but why not bite with that energy to bark, like I'm doing. The less perverts there are, the more comfort you'll have. For your OWN GOOD take my advice."
"Yes."
Suzuki Aya was kidnapped and was almost raped when she was 13 years old but she was saved by a cop. It was a miracle. Little did she know when she volunteered for the decency squad, the perverts she would be catching would be petty.
And her mother was killed and torn apart and then restitched with a sex doll, and that doll-corpse was found wearing a hentai shirt. She never caught that bastard. So, it stayed the same. Catching petty perverts over, and over, and over, and being reminded of how her mother was murdered while never actually catching the monster.
Ranko knows this yet doesn't give her time to get therapy, because she, albeit quite clumsy sometimes, does get the job done.
Ranko is doing her a favor because revenge is better than therapy.
"I really know for a FACT Tanukichi is more like me than my husband! He knows what decency is, and desires to be decent. He follows my order competently, and he is brave where he has to be… He seems to be kinda busy from things that aren't student's work, which is studying, but my point still stands!"
Right then, another cop bursts into the building.
Ranko got up.
"What the hell are you doing, you are supposed to be on ALL FOURS right in front of the police station!
You wanna stand on twos and YOUR HEAD?!"
"Ma'am, Something happened in first designated clean city, and it really IS important to you!"
As you can see, Ranko is really nice to her subordinates.
"Yeah, I BET it is important to me. What is it?"
"Tanukichi was arrested!"
"WHAT!"
The voice from her mouth on the head was loud, yet she almost queefed her fourth mouth out as she slammed her hips on the floor like, CRASH. And everyone, literally every cop in that building considered that a jumpscare and some almost had a heart attack.
As if she was hit with a sledgehammer, Ranko spaced out in the form of a knocked out woman. Eyes staring, mouth open, but without any words coming out of it.
Not long after she sits down. Growling like an ogre she is.
"What are… what… what are you talking about, huh? Huh?!"
The incompetent subordinate answered.
"He was arrested because he was an ero-terrorist!"
"W H A T?!"
She yelled louder than the last jumpscare, and she almost fell backwards, but she didn't as she was sitting in a chair
Ranko felt like she was beaten with a sledgehammer right before, but now she felt as if she was falling through a hole to South American continent. It almost made her hard to breathe.
But that's not due to her worries for her lovely son.
Ranko was, RIGHT NOW 696.9% mad if the anger she felt receiving the malice of the dirty jokes during her childhood made her 200.0% mad.
Because, RIGHT NOW Tanukichi is doing ero-terrorism.
Qin Shi Huang, never expected his son to fuck up the Qin dynasty. He never even lived to witness it, so Qin Shi Huang may have had a better fate.
"Ero-Terrorism? REALLY?"
The ogress roared as if she was gonna cannibalize someone inside that building alive.
"Really? That piece of shit does ERO-TERRORISM! Does he really?!"
Aya answered.
"Actually he had been kinda suspicious as of late! At least for several months?"
"It's true then, it's TRUE. SHIT!"
Ranko was literally sweating and shaking right now.
"...A shredder is where that living mistake of a human being belongs, I'd PEEL him off till he's DEAD!
he who was supposed to become a cop, was ARRESTED BY the cops. What the HELL! I'D REDUCE HIS ENTIRE BODY TO TISSUE, why does he think that ERO-TERRORISM even IS a human being's trait!
Why was he EVEN INCLINED to do that shit, he KNOWS obscenity is BAD!"
Everybody was silent. Absolutely silent.
Seemingly, Nobody did even breathe, when Ranko stops yelling for a moment.
"Why can ANYONE call this pure heaven on earth problematic?! WHY?!"
Ranko literally smashed the table in half with her fist as she roared like an orge.
"Are there those who molest? Or are there those who treat others with malicious obscenity?! If there was consent it was ignored by rapists, And if there was a name it was treated with malice by perverts... and THOSE DAYS ARE OVER and there are decency keepers EVERYWHERE.
HE COULD HAVE JUST LIVE HIS LIFE COMFORTABLY yet HE DIVES INTO THAT CALAMITY WHICH IS ERO-TERRORISM. Why the BLOODY HELL?!"
As she smashed the table with her fist, she got up from the chair. It was so threatening and extreme it seemed like she was going insane.
"...I WILL RIP HIM IN HALF...! The tution fee I planned for him, IS GONNA BE SPENT OBLITERATING ERO-TERRORISM, AND I BLOODY WILL FIND A WAY ON HOW!
I'LL KILL HIM!"
When she said I'll kill him, it was more like crying.
"…In this world without worries, IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT WORRIES!…."
She runs out of the fast food place as Aya and the incompetent cop follows her.
"…How can he, who knows better than anyone why Obscenity is bad, participate in the ero-terrorist shit that will ruin this world?!. I, I WILL I, WILL KILL HIM!"
In a minuite the I-Will-Kill-Him disappears into the police station. But to every cop who is her subordinate, the ones getting punished, the ones in the fast food place, it was the most horrifying shit they have ever heard, and the faces of them were of those soldiers who witnessed their cruel captain, getting ripped in half by even crueler, BRUTAL orge….