Author's Note: I've been wanting to write a Skullgirls fic for a while and now it's officially going to be an Ed Edd n Eddy crossover meaning I will be the second (technically third) person to write a fanfic about this topic. Now for the powers they won't be elemental instead I'll be using typical fighting game archetypes for the Eds and future characters I want to use.

If your wondering how the Ed's look go to Spiceydough tiktok they have great adult version of the Ed's I love.

Ko-fi/dpaira I need money for that overwatch battlepass

Prologue: Welcome to the Ed!

Overlooking the city he ruled from the shadows, Lorenzo Medici frowned at the sight of the Black Egrets' patrol cars passing through the streets; however , he openly scoffed at the sight of Princess Parasoul leading them. "The nerve of that girl thinking she rules every aspect of this foolish kingdom." Walking back to his desk, Lorenzo began to contemplate about the future of not just his own life, but of the empire he painstakingly built, slipping through his fingers as his old age made him a target for those seeking to take his spot as the king of the underworld. "Damn it! If it wasn't for those lowlife Dagonian thieves, I wouldn't have to worry about these pissants!" Letting out a sigh of frustration, Lorenzo made his way over to his chair and tried to calm down.

However it seemed like fate couldn't even let him have that because soon a voice spoke up from behind his door and a rude voice spoke up. "Hey boss I got ya something that you may wanna see, I promise it's important!" Not even waiting for him to give the okay, the door opened and Lorenzo felt his face shift into a bigger frown as he watched the bug that somehow scurried its way into his family march into his office without a care in the world.

Dressed in a red suit with a hideous yellow tie and he was still wearing that obnoxious newsboy cap. Letting out a loud audible sigh, Lorenzo watched as the fool of a man took his green glasses off. "You boss man, gotta say you're looking more alive every time I see you." Flashing his gold tooth the sleazy gangster slicked back his blue hair as he watched his boss move back into his seat.

Rolling his eyes at the obvious jab to his health. "What do you want Terrance, knowing a bug like you they're must be something you want?"

Ignoring the disrespect shown towards, Terrance reached into his jacket to pull out a folder. "Well boss I'll take that as a compliment." Throwing the folder onto his desk and gleefully watched as Lorenzo picked it up. "Cause this bug found out something big and I'll think you'll like it." Opening up the folder Lorenzo quickly had to scramble back as photos dropped from it and fell onto his desk, causing the sleazy gangster to let out a laugh as he watched the old man fumble around with the photos. "You need some help, old man?"

Growling at the jab, Lorenzo scooped up the photos into his hands and finally took the time to look at them before raising his eyebrows in confusion. "Bug!" Jumping at his nickname being yelled out, Terrance suddenly snapped into attention as Lorenzo glare focused onto him. "What in the hell am I looking at?!" Looking confused at the statement, marching up to his bosses desk as he helped the old man sort through the photos.

"Fucking old people." He muttered under his breath as he began to rearrange the photos in order. "Can't do shit by themselves when someone's trying to do something." Tapping the photos on the desk to get them perfect he handed them over to Lorenzo who snatched the photos out of his hand. "A thank you would be nice." Moving to a corner, Terrance leaned back against the wall as he watched the old man shuffle through the photos multiple times each time faster than the last.

Seeing this Terrance began to smile at how his boss was just flicking through the photos at increasing taking only a second to analyze a photo before moving on to the next one as he focused on the image of a fishbone which seemed to keep appearing through the photos. Suddenly realization appeared on the old mafia boss' face as he screamed out to Terry. "Get me Dahlia now!" Hearing this the sleazy Terrance tried his best to look confused at the request.

"But what for?"

Snarling at the question, Lorenzo turned to his phone as he began dialing a number. "Dahlia listen to me I need you to assemble a squad of your most trained assassins and head down to little Innsmouth at the latest." Pausing to hear Dahlia's response the mafia boss scowled at her words. "What do you mean you're too busy!" Slamming his hands down onto his desk and letting out a wail of anger. "We'll find someone who can!" Hanging up the phone Lorenzo let his head fall down into his hands.

Watching the little spat his boss had with his number one assassin finding out she couldn't participate in what may be the most operation the Medici's faced brought a smile to his face as he realized something. 'This is my chance to move up a bit in rank and maybe become a right hand to the boss.' With that thought in his head the gangster made his way over to the sulking old man as he tapped his shoulder.

Looking up at the gangster, Lorenzo glared at him as he stewed in hatred. "You have five seconds to tell me why I shouldn't put you in cement shoes, bug." Ignoring the obvious threat made by the mob boss, Terrance casually leaned back against the desk as he smirked down at his boss.

Moving his attention towards his nails, the sleazy gangster idly addressed Lorenzo. "I know a good trio who could help with this operation." Moving up from his slouching position, the mob boss made a go-on gesture. "I have a couple of idiots from back home in my pocket and these guys know how to get a job done." Reaching his hand out towards the old man, Lorenzo took a moment to address it before scoffing to the shock of Terrance.

"The mere idea of trusting a bug like you is horrible to my health." Turning his chair away from the gangster, Lorenzo began plotting as he looked over the city. "Get out of my sight before I follow up on my threat."

Knowing that he was serious this time, the gangster hastily made his way out of the room grumbling out multiple curses directed at his boss. "That senile idiot just you wait." Pulling out his phone the sleazy man turned to the door of the mob boss. "After all, a McGee doesn't quit till he takes what he wants." Flashing his gold tooth, the man began to walk away from the door as he put the phone to his ear. "Yeah, I got a job for three but you're against the clock so hurry it up."

"Eddy, are you sure this is a good idea?" Sitting in the front seat of the new and improved van they found in the junkyard all those years ago, Double D looked a bit nervous as he and his childhood friends Ed and Eddy were currently on a road trip to the Canopy Kingdom.

Grunting in annoyance, Eddy shifted his eyes away from the road and onto his friend. "Listen Double D, next year we're going to be seniors meaning we'll probably won't have enough time to hang out so I thought why not go on a little trip to New Meridian away from Peach Creek and the Cul-de-Sac." The blue haired scammer explained as he relaxed into his seat with an easy-going smile on his face.

Sighing at the answer Double D shifted his attention to the back of the van where he found Ed laying down in the water bed reading one of the many comics he brought along. 'I suppose, Eddy is correct in his assumption I will be busy during our senior year scouting out colleges.' Looking out the window, Double D watched as the lights of the Kingdom shine through the night sky. "I guess this won't be so bad after all." He idly muttered out.

Smiling at seeing Double D be on board with his trip, Eddy roughly patted him on the back before turning to the radio. "All right boys, let's play some tunes, do I have any complaints from the audience?"

"You got no arguments from me Eddy!" Ed yelled out.

"Gahh! ED!" However his friends where more annoyed at seeing the jolly ginger giant as he moved from the waterbed too in between all without making a sound surprising the two upfront, before Eddy shoved back. "Damn it, lumpy you can't just do that I almost swerved off the road because of you!" Readjusting himself, Eddy went back to the radio and flipped it on hoping that the music would at least calm him down. "What the hell is this shit?!" Sadly it didn't as the station he turned too was currently playing classical music.

And while this furthered Eddy's annoyance at the situation, Double D on the other hand was elated at the sound. "Oh my, I can't believe they actually play Arvo Part, I didn't think any modern station knew about him?" Seeing his friend's excitement, Eddy moved his hand away from the radio and back to the steering wheel.

'Come on Eddy you can do this.' Ignoring the music grating his ears, Eddy did his best to focus on the road ahead of him. 'You just gotta drive for half an hour and still you can relax inside the mansion.'

"Hey Double D." Ed piped up from the back once again. "Who's Arvo Part?" Hearing this Double D sat silent before letting out a squeak of joy to the surprise of his friends.

"Alright so listen, Arvo Part he was raised by his mother and stepfather in Rakvere in northern Estonia." Hearing Double D begin to ramble about the composer, Eddy let out a large grumble that was ignored by everyone in the car as he was now forced to listen to ancient music and sock head talk about the guy making the music like he was some god.

'This is going to be the longest thirty minutes of my fucking life.'

Thirty minutes later

"Finally here!" Eddy screamed out to the heavens as he quickly parked the car into the nearest parking spot. "Take a good long look boys, your best friend Eddy has just gotten us rooms at the fanciest hotel in this stinking kingdom!" Now while Eddy was blinded by his excitement at the fact he won't have to listen to music meant for old people and those with their heads shoved up their asses he didn't notice that something was wrong with his fancy hotel.

Surprisingly this was pointed out by none other than Ed. "Um, Eddy, this place looks like a dump." He told Eddy who simply let out a smug snort as he waved off Ed's retort.

"Who cares what you think, Lumpy everything looks like a dump to you if it ain't covered in movie references."

"Um, Eddy I'm afraid that's Ed right."

"Huh?" Slapping his hand against his face, Double D raised his hand and pointed his finger towards the hotel. "The hell!" Finally taking a good look at what was supposed to be a hotel instead he was met with an old and banged up two story house that looked to be abandoned. "Goddamn it he tricked me again!" Stepping out of the driver seat, Eddy quickly pulled out of his phone and dialed a number. "Hey man, listen I'm by the hotel that you called the fanciest in the entire goddamn kingdom!"

Now while Eddy was on the phone arguing on the phone with the person who recommended him this hotel the other two Ed's took this as a sign to just relax and hope that Eddy would fix their current living situation and Double D was trying to stay relaxed, Ed was busy looking at the house. "Hey Double D, I just realized what this place reminds me of!"

Deciding to go along with the conversation knowing he had nothing better to do, Double D asked him. "Hm, well then tell me Ed does this place remind you of, although I suspect it has something to do with the horror genre."

"How'd you know Double D?" In shock at how his friend would have guessed what he was thinking, Ed's hyperactive mind went towards the only possible answer. "Are you some kind of mind reader?" He questioned Double D to laugh at his friend's overactive imagination.

Feeling a bit better about their current predicament, the genius decided to humor his friend a bit more. "Why yes, Ed I'm a psychic from the colony of Mars sent down here to see if planet Earth is truly worthy of joining our space colony." Chuckling at Ed's confused reaction to his response about being from Mars, Double D decided to redirect the conversation to help Ed's malfunctioning brain. "So Ed, you were telling me about how the house reminded you about something?"

Smiling at this, Ed began to talk about how the house reminds him of this movie where a group of kids discover the house across from them is alive and attack anything that gets too close to it. Eventually the kids venture into the house where they find out that the house is being possessed by a woman that unfortunately died due to kids making fun of her, making the woman have a heart attack but due to her hatred she was able to possess the house and would kill anyone that got too close to her. To further prove his point Ed brought out his phone and immediately showed Double D a photo of the house which looked oddly similar to what may be their current residence.

Knock Knock

"Hi Eddy!" Snapping out of his thoughts at the sound of someone tapping at his window, Double D looked outside to see a pissed off Eddy telling him to step outside, following his instructions both him and Ed stepped out the van to see what their friend had to say.

Shaking his head, Eddy turned to his friends with a sheepish look on his face. "Alright so good news and bad news, bad news is it turns out we were lied too about this place being a luxury hotel." He told them Double D to shake his head in annoyance and Ed just looked confused.

"So, um, where are we gonna stay at Eddy?" Which was the obvious question that was currently on their minds as while they could just sleep in the van like they done so many times in the past but they couldn't just live in the van as their was the question of how they were gonna store food and cook, one can't survive on a diet consisting of fast food and takeout.

"That's the good thing my friends!" Putting his arms on their back, Eddy began pushing his friends to the rundown house. "You see this place, guess what we now own it!"

Gasping in shock at the news, Double D removed himself from Eddy's grasp and turned to the scammer. "Eddy I will not be staying in some house that hasn't been cleaned for god knows how long!" He yelled out in anger as both Eddy and Ed simply stood not having any reaction until Eddy snapped his fingers.

"Put him in the van, Ed, we gotta pick up some inflatable beds and a microwave." Hopping in the driver seat, Eddy ignored Double D's protest as he was shoved into the back as Ed took his place beside him. "Alright boys, let 's start our summer off right!" With that the trio of friends drove off into the city not knowing that this summer will never truly be forgotten.

Authors Note: Would you believe me if I told you this was sitting here in my doc manager as Nicktoons x Skullgirls fanfic. Yeah I wouldn't either but I've been brainstorming this idea for a while now and decided to go ahead after finding a good introduction using the one I had for the Nicktoons crossover. It was originally going to be Plankton and Karen bringing the two gangster from Filia's story too Lorenzo but I scrapped the story couldn't find a good way to continue on from there and the plot was becoming to confusing, so I went back to my original idea of an Ed Edd n Eddy Skullgirls crossover because Skulls n Jawbreaker is great and you should go ahead and read it. Also this probably won't be updated as often Sin and Ramlethal Excellent Adventure or it might because I have job interview coming up but their will be a new chapter this month for it I promise. Anyway leave a review, follow and donate to my ko-fi denjichainsawman.