Reject modernity, return to monke.
Chapter 3: Don't Chuckle
Knuckles is a very red dude. Red body, red blood, red army ties, red poop, red everything.
He bathes in ketchup.
"Man, I love stealing from the mighty communist regime to bathe in ketchup." Knuckles says after stealing ketchup surplus from the communist regime.
The KGB killed Knuckles.
"No!" said Knuckles. "I died!" said Knuckles. "I'm sad now!" .selkcunK dias