Disclaimer :I do not own Ah! My Goddess or Bayonetta.

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"And that's why you have to be careful with using magic to merge TV shows, Skuld. You'll wind up with Daleks wearing brown porkpie hats going, 'Exterminate, Wocka Wocka! Exterminate, Wocka Wocka!' And what's worse than the beams they fire are the puns they make. Not laugh-out-loud jokes, but groaners," Urd spoke to the phone she held.

At the moment, she was enjoying some tea at a tea shop, very far away from Nekomi. As for why, there was an argument between her and Belldandy. Whatever it was about, Urd had forgotten. So she planned on collecting some tea packers to give to Belldandy to make up for the fight.

After a few moments, she said, "Skuld, you really want to be careful when merging giant robot shows together. Certain versions of Mazinger don't play nice when placed with others. Tetsujin Nijuhachi-go… Well, it depends on how well the other side treats Kids with the remote control to the giant robot," Urd said before drinking some of her tea. After listening to Skuld's question, Urd said, "Well, if Keiichi and Belldandy did wind up stuck in an Anime, probably G Gundam. Why? Well, the power of Love defeats a Giant Robot with the power of Grey Goo. Hey, if they did the Sekiha Love Love Tenkyoken, do you think they'd summon the King of Hearts like in the show or would they summon the Burger King?"

Urd couldn't help but smile as she felt Skuld's disapproving glare from miles away.

"I'm not joking… Well, maybe a little. Just imagine, The Burger King shows up, offers a hamburger to the Big bad evil robot, who then smacks it away. Cue the Burger King beating the toppings outta the Evil Bot. Maybe with boxing gloves that look like hamburgers. Pure cheese and kinda lame, but so can some of the Lovey-dovey stuff that Kei and Bell do," Urd said.

The smile on Urd's face vanished when she felt something. "Skuld, I'll call you later."

Not giving Skuld a chance to reply, Urd hung up and placed her phone in her bosom. As she went back to drinking her tea, she looked around.

"Is this seat taken?" A woman asked, She had short black hair, glasses with a butterfly motif, and a white furred coat that hung to her curvy figure.

"Not at all. Feel free to sit down, Bayonetta," Urd said, doing her best to hide her fear. "Order some tea. My treat."

"Thank you," Bayonetta replied as she sat down. After ordering her tea, she said, "Going by your facial marks, you must have quite the high rank."

"You could say that. I'm pretty famous," Urd said, some pride coming back to erode her fear.

"I must say that you do deserve the title of Heaven's 2nd Class Goddess Of Destruction," Bayonetta said with a chuckle that was a mix of mocking Urd and actually being impressed with Urd.

Now Urd's fear began to return. As she drank more tea, she thought, 'I really should have trained more. Sure, I can be stronger than Bayonetta ever could be, but I'd need to undo my seals. She can take her seals off faster than I could and there's that Witch time of hers…'

"Well, I suppose that's one thing we both share. We get bored easily and meddle with things we get told not to, Famed Witch," Urd said as Bayonetta's tea was put down. "Another is parentage. Fathers of the light, mothers of the darkness."

Bayonetta nodded with a slight look of mournful understanding on her face. The Umbra Witch then said, "What brings you here?"

"Gathering tea to bribe my sister to forgive me. I know she will because she's that nice, but doing this will ease any guilt I feel for it," Urd answered with a smile, holding up the bag. "And you?"

After taking a long sip of her tea, Bayonetta asked, "I don't suppose you know where a few Umbra artifacts are? I have this friend who would find them to be a delight."

Urd rubbed her chin."I can, but my bosses wouldn't ask too many questions if such things were seemingly destroyed when I retrieved them."

Bayonetta smirked. "Sounds like fun, but what do you get out of it?"

"Merely calming down the backseat drivers that worry about mortals dealing with magic artifacts. That alone is worth it," Urd answered.

Bayonetta let out a chuckle. "When can we start?"

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Notes from HotelKatz:

Honestly, it feels good to write fanfics again. Real life got in the way.

When I wrote this, all I had planned was Urd meets Bayonetta in a tea shop.

One of the future chapters will be a separate universe where Mara hires Bayonetta to attack the goddesses.