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Belldandy and her sisters stopped in front of the Abandoned Arcade where Mara and Chibi-Hild lived.

"Ready?" Belldandy asked.

"Yeah, but keep in mind that we're probably walking into a trap," Urd said as Skuld nodded.

"They kidnapped Keiichi," Belldandy replied. "If they've done anything to him...

"We'll all kick their asses if they've done anything to him, Bell," Urd said before they walked into the arcade.

Inside was Mara and Chibi-Hild, standing near a computer. Chibi-Hild waved as she said, "Yo!"

"Glad you're here to play a few games!" Mara cooed.

"So what's your scam this time?" Skuld spat as she produced a few SkuldBombs.

"Ah-ah-ah! Destroy the computer and lose Keiichi forever!" Mara cackled.

"So he's in the computer?" Urd asked. She stretched a little bit as she added, "Been awhile since we've done the A Mind Forever Voyaging game treatment, Mara."

"No, it's not quite that type of simulation. He's stuck in a game called Monster Girl Quest and can't leave until the story is done," Mara replied.

Skuld grumbled, "I was hoping for Pulseman…"

Belldandy nodded a little, "Well, it sounds like it would be a simple game."

Mara cackled, while Urd sighed. Skuld asked, "Urd?"

As Urd facepalmed, she explained, "It's an Eroge visual novel. If it's the first one, it's in three parts and there is no way to complete it without having Keiichi molested and raped."

Belldandy slowly blinked as her face just went blank.

Urd smirked as she said, "Mara, you dun goofed."

Mara chuckled before beginning, "What makes you think-"

In a flash, a still blank-faced Belldandy held Mara up by the neck. In a tone so cold that it made Niflheim feel warm, Belldandy uttered, "Free Keiichi now or I will make sure that your meaning of existence will be unending pain."

Everyone just stared at Belldandy, unable to believe she said something like that.

Eventually, Belldandy began to tighten her grip, making Mara cry out, "I can't! I coded it, so that he can only escape by Ilias's defeat! Anything else will just put him back at the previous save point!"

Chibi-Hild idly watched Mara futilely try to escape Belldandy's grasp for a few moments before saying, "I thought this might happen, but I had put money on Urd attacking Mara."

Belldandy glanced at Chibi-Hild, who added, "I coded in a two-player mode, since it does have a bit of an RPG battle mode thingy. I can upload you into the game. Just let go of Ma-chan."

Belldandy let go of Mara in a way similar to how one drops a bag of trash into a garbage can. She said, "Urd, if anything goes wrong, shave off Mara's hair."

"What?!" Mara exclaimed.

"Gotcha!" Urd cheerfully said as she and Skuld produced scissors and electric razors.

"Lady Hild?" Mara whimpered.

Chibi-Hild shrugged, "I'll allow it."

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After Belldandy was sent in the computer, she and Keiichi had let a powerful Echidna named Alipheese Fateburn XVI, or Alice for short, join their group.

They had tried to refuse, but after Alice had left them, the world had glitched and reversed time back a few minutes. Belldandy recognised that they had to let Alice join.

Alice had light purple skin, platinum hair, and golden snake eyes. She wore elbow-length gloves, a bra that barely held her large breasts, and two strips of cloth above her head, all were black. She had a red snake tail for her lower half. There were two reddish-pink flowers on the left side of her head.

After Belldandy defeated a Slug girl monster, Alice glared at Keiichi and asked, "How can you call yourself a man if you hide behind others?"

"I don't have anything that could defeat the monsters! Not spells, not a gun, not even magic!" Keiichi exclaimed. "If I fight them, I'll get raped!"

"I don't mind protecting Keiichi," Belldandy said, hiding her anger. She tried to fight Alice, but was bound by the rules of the game. Since Alice wasn't meant to be defeated at this time, Alice was not only unbeatable, but could easily thrash Belldandy because of how the story was written. Alice celebrated her victory by having her way with both Keiichi and Belldandy. She even showed that she could morph her tail into… Well, Belldandy didn't want to think about it.

Alice looked towards Belldandy and asked, "We can't be around him all the time, Goddess."

Belldandy's jaw dropped. She didn't think Alice could recognize her as a goddess.

"Since I am a gracious monster, I will bequeath you this sword. It is called 'Angel Halo'. It eats away at the magic of whoever you use it on and will even seal them away once they are weakened enough," Alice said to Keiichi as she produced a grey sword.

A sword that had the ingraven images of angels embracing the blade. The sword's tip was surrounded by a ring. There were ten red eyes, five on one side and five on the other. The sword's guard was two angels who had very large wings. The hilt had a red gem. Keiichi said, "It looks evil and it looks like the Angel designs are either in pain or pleasure. Which is it?"

"After about a thousand years, I imagine both are one and the same for the angels that were forged into it," Alice answered as Belldandy took a few steps away in horror..

"Wait, forged? As in it is made of-" Keiichi uttered before he heard Belldandy puke. "Belldandy!"

Belldandy had fallen to her hands and knees, trying to keep herself together and failing. As Keiichi held back Belldandy's hair and rubbed her back, he glared at Alice and spat, "Are you happy, Alice?"

Alice had a look of boredom and answered, "Not really. She's a good cook and not Ilias. I worry that I might not enjoy the skill of my divine cook."

"Put away the sword!" Keiichi ordered.

"Does this mean you don't want it?" Alice asked, still holding the sword.

"No, I-" Keiichi said before he was interrupted by Belldandy.

The Norn ordered, "Stop that, Keiichi! You n-need the Ang… The sword. I will have to work around it."

"Belldandy…" Keiichi quietly said as the goddess wiped her mouth.

"I will simply not look at-" Belldandy uttered before the sword let out a moan that was stuck between pain and pleasure. "Did it just speak?"

"Yes. It's because the angels are still alive," Alice said before Belldandy lost control once more. Alice couldn't help but smile a little.

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Within a dream…

A frowning Belldandy stared at Ilias, who serenely smiled back. Belldandy said "Ilias… Why have you appeared in Keiichi's dreams?"

"He will… Is my hero, but doesn't know it yet. After he joins the rest of my followers, he will be the one who will rid the world of monsters." Ilias answered. "And when the time comes, he will be by my side and if you follow me over all others, I will permit you to… have moments with him."

Belldandy's hands curled into fists. "Keiichi is too kind to kill. I've seen monsters live alongside humans. True, there's a few who tend to be too sexually aggressive, but they avoid killing or serious injuries. The ones that do go too far or even kill are exiled, especially when we come by. There also were a few places where the monsters were the ones being mistreated."

Ilias sighed like she was an apathetic teacher with a dim student. "Oh, Belldandy. You are falling for the lies of the monsters. But worry not. I will forgive you if you let me work through your body and grant Keiichi a blessing, a blessing that will drive away any monsters and make him undesirable for their violation."

"Speaking of Keiichi…" Belldandy said before flash-stepping to be right in Ilias's face. "He. Is. My mortal. He is my boyfriend. I will not tolerate anyone trying to try and steal him from me. Stay away and back off."

While she did frown, Ilias did not seem too bothered by Belldandy. "And yet you allow Alice to sup from him? Do you permit exceptions if you partake in them alongside Keiichi?"

Belldandy smirked. "Were I to try and prevent Alice from feeding on Keiichi like that, time gets rewound-"

"To the previous save state. Yes, I know. I am responsible for the rewind of time here," Ilias finished, making Belldandy's eyes go a little bit wider from surprise. "This isn't the usual game. All you have to do is keep trying and eventually you'll force it to go down a different path."

"If I had my way, I would pick neither of you. But if I were forced to choose between you or Alice… we both know I would pick her," Belldandy stated. "She might need sex to survive, but she can be talked into giving me and Keiichi space for a date."

"You say 'talk', I say 'bribe with food'," Ilias chuckled.

An urge came over Belldandy. Normally, she'd never consider it, but after having to deal with horny monsters within an Eroge game, that evil blade that Alice gave to Keiichi, and hypocrisy from humans, monsters, and now heavenly-ish beings … The fact that Ilias wanted Belldandy to betray her own father... The Norn's patience was close to breaking.

"And I reiterate. Stay away and back off…" Belldandy said right before punching Ilias right in the boob. As Ilias fell back and clutched herself in pain, Belldandy stated, "Or else you get far worse than that."

Belldandy smiled as she woke up, briefly looking guilty for causing pain to another.

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Notes from HotelKatz - I mostly wrote this on the Old Goddess Relief Office Forums.

Honestly, if I were to write this into its own story, I'd be tempted to have Alice follow Keiichi and Belldandy out of the game.

I'd probably have her mostly be neutral to the fight between Heaven and Hell because she has no people or kingdom, but planning for coexistence between them, humans, and monsters like herself. I'd also have her be open to food bribes. Maybe she'd have discussions and arguments about BDSM with Urd and Peorth?