Chapter 02: Who Put Whisky in My Hot Chocolate?

It has been five years since I've reincarnated in a world filled with gravity-defying boobs. And I am doing okay… I think?

Staring down at the Maou Shoujo kneeling in front of me, I heaved a tired sigh. Seriously, why did she think it was a good idea to pull out the baby inside our mother's womb with a vacuum cleaner?

"Bad Nee-sama," I sighed again. "You shouldn't threaten the doctor with your position," I added.

"Sa-chan, you bully!" She started rolling on the ground.

"Quiet, Nee-sama. We are in the hospital. And please mind your image," I chided.

"No! Sa-chan is bullying me!" She screamed harder, and how the fuck was she rolling on the floor with that speed?

Well, I guess I have to use my secret weapon. "Nee-sama," I started. "I will let you take a bath with me if you stop throwing a tantrum," I stopped hearing Nee-sama's wailing even before I finished speaking.

Looking at Nee-sama kneeling in front of me with a dumb grin on her face, I heaved out another sigh.

"Serafall-sama, Savion-sama," the maid appeared behind us.

"Yes?" Both of us turned to look at her.

"Madam is calling," she answered.

It seems my mother successfully gave birth. I sure hope I don't turn into a siscon like Nee-sama from canon.

Oh, Satan, I'm turning into a siscon! I am holding my dear sister in my arms. She looks so tiny, so cute, and so precious.

"Hello, Sona," I smiled. "I am your brother, Savion."

My heart was filled with joy when she grabbed the finger playing with her face. I see… Was this how Nee-sama felt when I caught her finger?

Ah, my precious little sister Sona. I will protect you forever, be it from fellow Devils, Angels, Evil Dragons, or even the Evie Etoulde Gods. Your big brother will try his best to protect you so your dream can become a reality. I would drown those old fools if they dared to laugh at your dream. That, I promise.

But, my little Sona, I will not spoil you so that it will halt your growth. I will not protect you from things you can handle on your own. Because if I protect you from everything, you will regret it one day when your peers are stronger than you.

I am your brother, and my job is to make you happy. I don't want to see you sad, and I don't want to see you cry. But they are necessary for our growth into adulthood. You can be sad, you can cry. I will give you the advice to face brighter tomorrow with a smile.

I planted a kiss on her forehead. My mouth arched upward as I saw her smile slightly.

So sleep tight, my little sister. Your brother has many things to do starting tomorrow. Why not today? Today is the day I was blessed with you in my life, and I will stop whatever I'm doing today to stay by your side.

I slowly opened my eyes. That was… a nice dream. It was one of the days I can never forget, the day when my precious Sona was born.

Picking myself up from the bed, I walked toward the bathroom. After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I look at myself in the mirror. The black-haired young man is staring back at me from the other side.

Looking at the face, I resisted my urge to vomit. Stop looking at me with that fake smile, you bastard.

Shaking my head, I wipe my face with the towel. A fifteen-year-old living in a high-end hotel might raise a brow for some, but nothing a mind manipulation can't fix.

It's already July, and it's already summer in Japan. It has been two months since the infamous Heavenly of Aloha incident. Unsurprisingly, the media are useless, and now, the news is all about corrupt politicians.

Putting down the newspaper, I sighed. Pulling out Volume 01 of SLASHDØG from the [System, I walked to my bed. It has been a while since I've read the story, and I have mostly forgotten about the storyline. Rereading it might jolt some of my memories.

An hour later, I finished reading most of it. So… I am dealing with the outcast of the Five Principal Clans. Good to know. Hmm… I wonder if I can use this incident to negotiate diplomatic relations with them.

I know it might fail but what I am aiming for is those who are behind them, the Shinto Pantheon. I want to make Nee-sama's workload lighter. And the Nekoshou incident in Underworld hasn't happened yet, so I think I should give it a chance.

Wait… I think there is a girl with Telos Karma in the Nakiri Clan of the Five Principal Clans. But… There is also Mitsuya. My thought halts as soon as I think about his name. Well, shit.

Kanzaki Mitsuya, the current wielder of the Longinus Innovate Clear and the future user of Telos Karma. The leader of Cross Times Kiss and the enemy of Ajuka Beelzebub. Yeah, no. I want nothing to do between those two.

I'll just stay away from the Longinus wielder. She is not worth the risk. Telos Karma… Lord Beelzebub is also cautious toward that Sacred Gear. He might kill the girl and seal the Sacred Gear as soon as he got his sight on it. Well, that does it. I will stay six feet away from that girl.

Man, just when I thought I found a new addition for Sona's peerage. But that Nakiri girl is a fucking timebomb. I'd rather let her die than put my sister in danger.

Welp! I better get ready for the meeting. I hope nothing goes wrong with the meeting with that pervert Governor General.

One Hour Later,

"Why are we in the strip club?" I asked the man in front of me. He is a man in his twenties with black hair, golden bangs, and a black goatee.

"Where else is better than this place to have a serious meeting?" The bastard smirks.

[Azazel]

[Trust: 67%]

The [System] prompt appeared above Azazel's head. So… he trusts me that much? I haven't done anything aside from some odd jobs for the Grigori. Well, most of them are his but let's not mind the details.

"You perverted old man," I sighed.

"Thank you for the compliment," Azazel's grin suddenly grew larger. I resisted my urge to sigh. I'm not good at dealing with people like him.

"So?" I shook my head and started the conversation. "Why are we here?"

"Ah, wait. We are still missing a person," Azazel waved his hand as the other one reached for the glass of whisky.

"It's just 10 in the morning and you are drinking already," I sighed.

"Well, it helps," He took a sip of the whisky and replied.

"Oya, looks like the two of you are already here, cheeky Fallen Angel and shota siscon," I heard the voice coming from the entrance.

Well, shit. It's someone I don't want to interact with right now. The voice came from an old man with long gray hair and a beard. He wears a gold and white monocle over his left eye.

"Hey there, shitty old geezer," Azazel lifts his glass.

"Nice to meet you again, Lord Odin," I stood up and returned the greeting. No matter how much he acts like a douchebag, he is still the leader of a Norse Pantheon. I have to give him some respect he deserves.

[Odin]

[Trust: 54%]

"Bah, stop calling me 'Lord Odin' with that expression. It is giving me goosebumps," Odin replied.

"Oh, you can get goosebumps too, geezer? We learn something new everyday," Azazel spoke in a mild shocking manner.

"I am a living being, brat. Of course, I can get goosebumps," Odin spats as he takes place on the right side of Azazel. Well, whatever they are discussing is not my problem. I'll just blend into the background with my trustee hot chocolate.

"So, siscon brat," I heard Odin calling my name.

"Yes?" I lift my head and look at the old man.

"How is it going with your fiance? I heard she's a real piece of work," he asked, sipping a whisky. Although he is asking me, his eyes don't leave the girl on the stage.

"A real piece of work indeed," I sighed as I thought about her… which I refused to do. "She is spoiled, lazy, selfish, and have I mentioned she's super duper lazy?"

"Wow, you must have really hated her, kid," Azazel whistled.

"Hate is a very tame word to describe my feelings for her," I replied.

"So… you got a hate 'boner' for her, eh kid?" I groaned at the old pervert's dirty joke.

"Sure, whatever you say," Now, time to return to the background. Talking with these two will be the death of me.

"Now, now, don't try to be a background character, Savion," Azazel slapped my back and put his arm over my shoulder. "We are drinking buddies, right?"

"Of course, drinking buddies. Like how the two of you pulled me into an orgy club and left me with an Exorcist?" I glared harshly at the two perverts.

"Well, a man has to lose his V-card somehow," Odin shrugged.

"I was eleven!" I hissed.

"You were already teen back then. Not young anymore," Azazel laughed.

"That exorcist has a great body, right? Especially her boobs," Odin also joined the laugh.

"She is a pedo, for big G's sake!" I scream at the top of my lungs, making the other people inside the club look at our table. I quickly apologized to the people and did some mind wiping to them.

"Good for you then," The two replied in sync.

"You two are lucky I haven't told my Nee-sama about this," I deadpanned at the two making them stop immediately.

Mind you. They're not afraid of Nee-sama. But… They are afraid of getting their balls frozen by her. She already threatened them once when they brought me to a strip club on our first meeting. War can come later, but their balls are going to freeze first.

"Ahem," Azazel fake coughed and scratched his cheek. "Let's get to the serious topic," he added.

"You want me to protect Tobio Ikuse and his schoolmates," I already knew what he wanted me to do even before he opened his mouth.

"It is nice to talk with the people with clairvoyance," Azazel smirks.

I raised my eyebrow at his comment. "Are you sure?" I asked.

"No, sorry. Please don't try to fuck me up," Azazel immediately apologized. So… I guess someone with clairvoyance made him suffer in the past.

I don't have actual clairvoyance. I am just bullshiting with the help of my knowledge from the Light Novels.

"So… I just need to guard Tobio and the gang. That's it?"

"Well, you just need to interfere only if things go south," Azazel pinches his chin. "Although I trust Vali, he can be a battle maniac sometimes."

"Well, sure. It's not like I have things to do these days. I think my schedule for the next two months is free," I shrugged my shoulders. Well, it's just watching over the newbies. What can go— no, I am not jinxing myself again.

"I knew I could count on you," Azazel gives me a thumbs up. As for Odin… I turned to look at the old geezer. Welp, he is drooling while looking at the girl dancing on the pole.

I am starting to wonder if I have reincarnated into an AU of DxD. I mean, some characters stay in character while some don't. Well, that's not my problem.

"You trusted me with this because of the rule I imposed on recruiting my peerage members, aren't you?" I just glanced at him and said no more.

"HaHaHaHa! You got that right, brat!"

Glaring at the bastard crow, I sip my hot chocolate. Wait… why am I getting tipsy? "Who the fuck added whisky into my hot chocolate?!"

"That's me! HaHaHaHa!" The old geezer laughed at my misery.

"Take that, shota siscon!"

"I am not a shota anymore!"

"You are still a shota in our eyes!" The old geezer interjected. I simply did what all intellectuals do. I lift both of my hands and give them a middle finger each.

Later that evening,

"I have someone to introduce to all of you," Azazel spoke from the speaker into the room. As for me, I am standing in front of the door.

Opening the door, I walked into the room. There are four people in the room, two boys and two girls. Tobio Ikuse, Kouki Samejima, Natsume Minagawa, and Lavinia Reni, if my memory is correct.

Tobio Ikuse is a seventeen-year-old high school student with black hair and pale gray colored eyes. As for Kouki Samejima, he is your typical school delinquent.

Natsume Minagawa… She has light brown hair. Wait… her breasts are enormous. Dammit… I think my puberty is striking again. As for Lavinia Rani, she has an older sister next door aura around her.

"His name is Savion. I don't have permission to tell his last name to you, so you have to ask him yourself. He will protect you when things get messy," I have to thank Azazel for not telling them my last name because it is better to say that myself.

"It is nice meeting you all," I gave them a curt bow. "My name is Savion Sitri, a devil."

Author Note;

And, end! Welp, I'll stop chapter two here. Things are at a slow pace, but I'll speed it up in a chapter or two.

There'll be multiverse travel, but it'll only take about five or so chapters because Savion has to recruit the characters face-to-face in a negotiation.

About this chapter being mostly comedy-ish… I am very sorry for that. It is hard to take it out of my system as I mostly write comedy.

So, Savion is drinking buddies with Azazel, Odin, and another one. How did they meet? Well, that's for the future chapters. Savion is pretty chill when interacting with the two.

Our MC might look like an idiot, but he isn't. You can blame whatever is happening to him on puberty. Is he horny? That's puberty. Is he acting like an idiot? That's puberty. Does he have frequent mood swings? That's puberty.