Trials of Apollo NOT canon - does not happen in this timeline. Also I have no bloody clue how to write a description, so could you?

"Speach"

Written - book, letter...

Monster speak

'Thought/Telepathy'

Percy Pov:

I woke up. It was the morning, and the gods had already called a meeting. I get up from my bunk, and run my fingers through my hair. This is going to be a tough one. I am definitly not ready to deal with them. I get ready; I put on a camp shirt, a pair of swim shorts with a wave pattern, and a pair of navy reeboks.

Before I leave, I grab my watch and pen. They could save my life. I have a strange life, I always thought.

I step out the door and my two best friends Annabeth and Grover waiting outside. The former being my girlfriend. And the latter being half goat.

"Hey, Seaweed Brain," she said

"Morning man," Grover greeted

"Hey guys," I responded

I wrapped my arms around Annabeth's waist and kissed her. She flung her arms around my neck. We kissed passionately until

"Will you two quit kissing, we have to get to Olympus," Grover grumbled.

We separated, Annabeth pouted, and we headed off to the stables.

When we arrived Blackjack came over. 'Yo boss, Porkpie, Guido, Short Ear, and One Eye are ready for you' he said 'Wait, why do we need so many?' I replied. I heard the sounds of stomping feet behind me and found Thalia and Nico approaching. 'Oohhh, that's why'

Ok so I know we kinda left our story on a cliffhanger. Let's fix that. So after Mother Earth was defeated there was much rebuilding and repairing to do. So after a few days of fixing Camp Half-Blood from the attacks *Octavian Cough Cough* the gods asked us seven, Reyna and Nico to come to Olympus. The rest of the Legion had already gone back on their way to Camp Jupiter. Hazel, Frank, and Reyna said they'd be on their way once we got our camp repaired. Jason said he'd be around a little longer. Oh yeah, it took like 5 minutes to find Leo. But hey when you have a bunch of gods to help everything is much easier, except deciding on pizza that's NEVER easy. Now we were outside the main room waiting to be called upon. All of the other members of the seven met us there, as well as Reyna.

"What do you think they're doing in there?" asked Leo.

"I don't know, God stuff?" I replied.

"And what do you think 'God Stuff' is, Seaweed Brain?" My beautiful girlfriend asked me with a brow raised.

"I don't know Wise Girl. What do you think they're doing?" I came back with.

After thinking for a moment she said, "Maybe trying to align their Greek and Roman counterparts, so they don't get a literal mind-splitting headache. Or trying to figure out what to do with us."

"What do you mean by that?" cautiously asked Piper.

"What do you think? We have a group of demigods that could pose a pretty huge threat for them if we wanted to," answered Annabeth.

"What do you mean a big threat to them?! We just saved the world from a really bad, really powerful hippie!" replied Leo.

"Did you just call Gaea a hippie?" asked Jason.

"Yep"

"Ookay getting back on the topic at hand, how would you feel about a bunch of demigods that just took down giants and the Mother of them all? Just in this room we have a child from each of the Big Three and two from one, one of which can raise an army if he wanted to. Two who have taken down Titans by themselves and that can create tornadoes and hurricanes if they get mad enough."

"Hurricane's cooler" I added while getting a high five from Frank.

"Getting back to it, again, we have another who can pretty expertly manipulate the Mist. Another who can influence the gods by talking to them. One who can transform into anything he can think of. A demigod that got all the way to the ancient lands by herself, and tamed the legendary Pegasus. And another that can create a fire hot enough to kill a god. And me, a demigod smart enough to find something no one could for centuries."

"Don't forget modest enough," I added.

For that I got punched in the shoulder. Then the doors opened and Hermes came out.

"We are ready for you now," he said.

We all looked at each other and went to talk to the Olympian Counsil.

When we entered we bowed like it was customary. Then we were told to "Rise Heroes of Olympus" by The King of the Gods. I'm not sure if it was Zeus or Jupiter. When you looked at him one way he looked like Zeus and when you looked at him a different way he looked like Jupiter. Like those hologram cards. All the gods were like that.

But enough about that. Then Zeus, I'm just going to call him that till told otherwise, announced "Brave demigods we would like to formally thank you for saving the world from our mother. It is the decision of this council to not smite you where you stand." Ares looked disappointed at this. But the other olympians looked pleased as though they gave us an amazingly expensive gift, "In fact we would like to grant all of you god hood. What is your answer?"

We all looked at each other in shock. Then Jason replied with "Can you give us a moment to talk to each other?"

"Sure, my son. We will give you the room for a few moments. Just don't sit on our thrones"

I chuckled at that. Then the Olympians flashed out. And it was Leo who reacted first saying "GODHOOD?! So much for them taking us out!"

"Well sorry for thinking cautiously. How can we turn down godhood?" Annabeth came back with.

"Pretty easily. Don't you remember before? After we defeated Kronos," I reminded her.

"Yes, I remember that Seaweed Brain. Do you still stand by that decision?"

"Yeah, I mean this entire thing was started by the gods forgetting their humanity. If we become gods, who's to say that won't happen to us?" I answered her. Everyone kinda looked shocked at me. "What?!" I asked.

"Nothing, just we didn't expect that coming out of you," Frank answered.

"So that is all of our opinions?" No godhood?" Asked Piper. Everyone looked at each other and nodded. After we all agreed the Olympians all flashed back in.

"So what is your decision?" Zeus boomed.

I stepped forward and answered my Uncle "No. We do not want to become gods." I looked at the rest of the Olympians and I saw my father, Ares, Athena, and Hera smile.

Suddenly there was a flash.

Time had seemed to have frozen.

In front of me stood the three fates.

"Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos," I greeted. The three smiled at me. In front of my eyes the three old ladies infront of me, got younger. As though time was reversed. Suddenly they were all in there mid twenties dressed in greek togas. The three fates had solid DD cup breasts and hair down to their large round asses. The only difference between them was their hair. Clotho was blonde, Lachesis was a redhead, and Atropos was a brunette.

"Perseus Jackson, you are the twice hero of olympus and slayer of both the titans and the giants," they stated.

"We have blessed you with godly abilities" continued the fates

"You are now the god of loyalty, bravery, time, the earth, the dead, and patron of the rivers of the underworld. Also your symbols are the dragon, sword, and the deceased," with that, they were done.

The three fates each kissed me on the cheek and disappeared. Time started back up again.

"So for your second time Jackson you have rejected godhood. What would you like instead?"

That's when Jason stepped forward and said "We want you to recognize the minor gods more so something like this doesn't happen again."

"Yeah," I said "I bet none of you even noticed that Hebe was here" I finished jabbing a thumb over to the olympian cupbearer. The god just looked at her as if she appeared out of nowhere. At that Hebe blushed scarlet.

"Is that the opinion of all of you?"

We looked at each other then back at Zeus and nodded. "Then we shall make it so. Now we have much to talk about. So you are dismissed." It was then we were teleported back to Camp Half-Blood. It was about 10pm and after a long day we all just wanted to sleep. So we all went to our separate cabins while the romans in our group were already in Camp Jupiter. That was the best night sleep I got in a while.

As usual I had a vision.

I was in a simple cafe with the three fates in front of me. They were still in their young form. I just asked the first three questions that came to mind "Why am I a god, of the earth and time no less? Why're you three hot now? And how can I be god of the dead, I thought that was Hades' job?"

The three fates smiled.

"Well we don't really have an earth god other than Gaea, and we have Ouronos and Zeus for the sky and Oceanus and Posiedon, so why not have a god for the earth, also since you kinda killed Kronos we need a new time god," said Clotho

"And we are 'hot' so to speak, because we thought about changing it up abit. Plus you're easy on the eyes too," continued Lachesis

"And you are the god of the dead bodies not the souls, like zombies and skeletons. Even the dead have souls." finished Atropos

"The gods have given you your gift, so you might want to wake up now," the three then said in unison. The three fates each gave me a passionate kiss on the lips. When I got a raging from it I looked down and noticed my twelve inch was standing fully erect for them all to see. I was naked the whole time! I guess that's what happens when you sleep in the buff.

I woke up at about 7 by the sound of construction repairing the camp. As I slowly woke up from my grogginess, I looked around for the remote. One of the first things I did when we got back and started repairing was put a TV in my room, being the hero of the world has some perks. I also got a king sized bed now but if I ever get another sibling or when Tyson comes to visit I can pull out more beds from the walls. Thank you Leo. I turned on the news to see what the mortals think was going on. Something about a huge storm on the Parthenon and outside of New York. I really don't know I was barely listening. Seeing a mysterious note and pad of paper on your bedside stand will do that to you. I picked it up and to my surprise was able to read it. It said

Dear Percy,

After you left yesterday we all agreed that you deserve more than the recognition of minor gods. And so since you saved the world not once but twice we grant you this godly coupon book. Just sit down and rip the god/goddess coupon that you want to redeem. They will appear to you in your mind so no others will know what you're asking for/recieving. Only you may use them. Use them carefully.

Sincerely,

Your Family

Ps don't tell the others about this, except Annabeth. They all received their own gifts. If they ask you what you got say you can travel to Atlantis whenever you want. By the way, you can just go into the water and think about going there.

'Cool' I thought. I then started to look through them. And found all the Olympians and minor gods. It's one of those magic things that looks like it's really small, but it's really big. The pages just kept going and going. Then I came across one I didn't expect. Hypnos. I wondered what he could offer me being that I kinda fought him, then again I fought Ares and now he kinda tolerates me. So I sat down and pulled his coupon.

I was in my mind. I know that from the note. I was in what looked like a therapist's office. The couch and chairs and everything. Then I saw Hypnos sitting at his desk reading papers of some kind. He looked up at me and then said "Welcome Jackson. Please sit."

"Ok thanks. So how does this work? Do I ask for something or do you give me something?"

"Straight to the point. I like that. It depends on the god or goddess you summon. I will just give you a gift."

"Ok what is it?"

"The ability to put anyone, nah anything, into a hypnotic trance and have them listen to and obey your every command."

"Wow, how do I use this? Is there any limit? Why are you giving me this power?"

"You just get them to sit down, count to three, and then snap. No limit other than you can't hypnotise me or anything that doesn't have a life, like a rock. Also don't try to entrance a big crowd of people for a while. It might be too much for you to handle. And I thought it would be interesting to see you wield this power." Before I could ask anything he snapped his fingers and I was back in my cabin sitting on my bed.

'This could be cool' I thought. But I was too hungry so I ran off to breakfast.