"Oh mon dieu, it's horrible." Hiyori swooned in disgust.
"And last week I tried to gift some pearls to this Minami chick at the harbour, but she didn't want them! I mean imagine that kind of injustice!" Patricia yelled angrily.
"I don't see a problem with it." Miyuki said.
"Me neither," Konata added "besides, Yutaka's one to help out, you know."
Hiyori lost it at that "OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT, YOU NEEDED 9 MERDEING COLONIES TO HELP YOU MAKE JUST ONE SINGLE PLATE OF EDIBLE FOOD!" She yelled at Konata.
"YEAH? AND YOU THINK FROGS ARE A DELICACY! SNAILS TOO!" Konata bit back.
The countries were once again fighting. Patricia was laughing her head off; Miyuki smiled vacantly at them; and Misao had only just walked in.
"Huh? What the hell Misao, you're way late dude!" Patricia interrogated Misao.
"Why are you screaming at me aru?" Misao responded "I was out getting some food."
Patricia wasn't satisfied "Damn you Misao! Fast food takes five minutes, not five hours!"
"My fast food takes 30 minutes instead of 3 days. Be glad about that." Misao clapped back.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" Patricia yelled, she was expecting an answer but didn't get one.
Miyuki just sat in her seat with a smile on her face.
It took a whole hour for the group to calm down and begin forming a plan.
"We should tax her more." Konata suggested.
"Non! Take more of her land!" Hiyori chipped in.
"Change her government!" Misao pleaded.
"These are all good ideas," Patricia contemplated "but we need something that's effective. Something that'll really make Kagami second guess. Miyuki!"
"Well–" Miyuki began, but she was interrupted by the phone ringing.
Konata answered it. "Yes?" The phone call lasted a few seconds, but to the allies it felt like an eternity.
When Konata put the phone down, the news was a shock "Kagami has annexed Inori!"
"What?!" Hiyori said in shock. "this can't be happening!"
"We must do something about this!" Misao announced "and the only option I can come to is war!"
"I agree, this injustice cannot go on further!" Patricia declared "we, the League of Nations, declare war on Kagami!"
Miyuki giggled, this was sure to be fun.