Chapter 11 - Queen Hilda Been Had
Cut to the castle on the east side of the slightly enchanted forest, we find Queen Hilda having his morning bubble bath until she was interrupted by Marcie who knock at her bathroom door.
Queen Hilda: Who is it?
Marcie [off screen: It's Marcie, your majesty.
Queen Hilda: What is it?
Marcie [off screen: Prince Klaus to see you, ma'am.
Queen Hilda: Sent him to the throne room and tell him I'll meet him shortly.
Marcie [off screen: Yes, your majesty.
Queen Hilda snaps her fingers and Frieda, Violet, Patty, The Little Red Haired Girl, Violette, Lilla, and Janice quickly appears and gruffly tend to her. After being dried off, dressed, got her beauty treatment done, and her crown placed on her head by Frieda, the Queen silently dismissed them for now as she head towards the throne room.
At the throne room, Prince Klaus and Marcie awaits the arrival of Queen Hilda. Just then she enters the room while trumpeters blowing their trumpets. Prince Klaus genuflect on one knee while Marcie curtsy. The queen sat on her chair and raised her right hand to signal the trumpeters to stop.
Queen Hilda (to Prince Klaus): Arise Prince Klaus. You too, Marcie. What brings you here on this fine morning?
Prince Klaus: My queen, it's your daughter Snow White indisposed?
Queen Hilda (angrily): I have no daughter!
Prince Klaus: Snow White is not your daughter?
Queen Hilda: She was my stepdaughter, Snow White wander too far into the forest and was devoured by wild animals.
Klaus and Marcie look shocked by this accusation. The former didn't believe the Queen's story.
Prince Klaus: No! I don't believe you. She's alive, I know she is.
Queen Hilda: I'm telling you she's dead. I- - [almost let it spill] I mean she been eating alive!
Prince Klaus: Oh no, your highness. Snow White is alive and she waits for me wherever she at. I'll find her if it takes me a eternity.
Marcie quietly escorted Prince Klaus out of the throne room. Once out of sight, Queen Hilda anger slowly boiling and decided to consult with her magic looking glass.
Queen Hilda: Looking glass upon the wall, who is fairest of us all?
Pig-Pen appear in the mirror and give his answer to the queen.
Pig-Pen: Queen, you are a beauty rare. But…
Queen Hilda: But, what..?
Pig-Pen: But Snow White living in the cottage of the Seven Peanuts is a thousand times more fair.
Queen Hilda: You lied. Snow White lies dead in the forest. Franklin brought back proof, I ate her heart.
Pig-Pen (disagreeably): Snow White still lives, the fairest maiden in the land, you are the heart of a wild boar that was placed in your hand.
Queen Hilda is filled with raged when she find out that Franklin misled her.
Queen Hilda: The heart of a wild boar? Why that little doublecrosser, I've been had! I'm gonna kill that little brown boy for this. If I want someone killed right, I have to do it myself. But how?
Just then, she had a evil idea on how to kill Snow White and make it look like a accident.
Duck [voice over: Then she had a idea, a wonderful evil idea.
Queen Hilda: I know just what to do.
Duck narrate what Queen Hilda planning on doing. The music in the next scene is arranged in the style of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" as Pig-Pen about to sing a parody of the song called "You're a Evil One, My Dear Queen".
Duck [voice over: She went into her secret laboratory where the Queen painted her face and then removed her royal garments and put on the ragged garments of a peddler woman. She chuckles and clucked of this mean evil trick.
Queen Hilda as Old Peddler Woman: How do I look my pretty?
Pig-Pen (Spoken): Milady, if there's a price for evilest woman in the world. You'll win it by a landslide.
Queen Hilda as Old Peddler Woman: Thank you my dear. Heheheh!
Pig-Pen sings in the style of Jim Carrey.
Pig-Pen (Singing): You're a evil one, my dear queen.
You're as shocking like a electric eel.
You're as cunning as a lioness, you're as charming as a snake, my dear queen.
If you would be a flavor, they'll make you a milkshake.
[as the music continues playing, the queen places all sorts of knickknacks in her basket including a bodice.]
Pig-Pen (Singing): Let face the music you're a witch, my dear queen. Yes you are. Your heart is a icicleeeeee! You're brain is fill with termites. You got ghost peppers in your soul, my dear queen.
I wouldn't poke you with a… 78 and a half full pole.
The disguised Queen bid Pig-Pen so long as she head towards the cottage of the seven peanuts to do away with Snow White.
Queen Hilda as Old Peddler Woman: So long Looking glass. I'm off to do away with Snow While.
Pig-Pen (sarcastically): Happy hunting, Milady.
Queen Hilda as Old Peddler Woman: And by the time I return, I'll be the fairest in the land. Ahahahaha!
Chapter 11 ends.