A Westeros Advent Calendar!

by Mr. Chaos

2022 Edition! Each day in the month of December get a new chapter published concerning a comedic look at the cast of A Song of Ice and Fire if they were in 'A Christmas Carol' I blame Sally Sparrow for this!

11. Chapter 11

Day 11

"Look at this, Gregor," the Ghost of Christmas Past said, picking up a small toy soldier. "Once your life wasn't filled with an endless search for ways to slate your many lusts and desires. Once all you wanted was a simple-"

The Mountain grabbed the Ghost of Christmas Past and shoved its face into the fire.

After a few moments the Ghost was freed and they stared at Gregor, slightly annoyed.

"I'm dead, Ser Gregor, you can't burn me."

Gregor tried again.

"We're going to need more than one night, I see."