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Chapter 6 – The Rejects, The Eds and The Master of the Seas Part 1
We open to somewhere in the Multiverse, in the middle of some ocean, where we see a container ship sailing across the waters towards its destination for transporting cargo currently onboard.
The crew of the ship were going on about their usual routine, which was making sure the ship stays afloat and stable and making sure that it stays its course to its' targeted destination and as well as keeping a lookout for any incoming obstacles coming their way.
Suddenly… up ahead on the ship's path… a strange surge of electricity started emitting from high up in the sky.
One of the crew members of the bridge took notice "What the…?" he uttered squinting his eyes trying to get a clear view. He took a pair of binoculars and looked through it and his eyes widened behind the binoculars upon seeing the strange anomaly.
"Captain!" the crew member called out getting the crew captain's attention as he approached the crew member.
"There's something happening up ahead!" the crew member told him pointing towards the location of the anomaly as the captain took the binoculars from the crew member and got a good look at what the latter was talking about "What… is that?" he uttered out in concern, for the anomaly was happening a couple miles ahead of their path and if they were to come close, it was right above them.
(Insert Superior Defender Gundam Force OST – Zakurello Gate)
Suddenly… the electricity formed into a swirling vortex until it became an electric blue portal about the size big enough to fit the cargo ship to sail through.
Seeing this shocked those who saw it, mostly those in the bridge and those who could see it from the parts of the ship that the portal could be seen from.
"What… the hell?" uttered the ship captain with wide eyes.
Then something slowly came flying out of the portal. It looked like a galleon ship, only it was metal and more futuristic and styled in steampunk and it was armed with a number of futuristic cannons on the sides and it was even armed with frontal cannons as well, it also had rocket boosters at the back and some at the bottom but most of all… it was flying. The ship looked as if it came out of a sci-fi movie or game. But there was one thing that stood out most in the flying ship… and that was a number of white fin-like banners like wings at the back and a white flag at the top of the ship's center mast. They bore a black symbol of a skull with sharp teeth and cross flintlock pistols and it symbolizes the jolly roger.
Upon seeing the ship and taking a closer look at it, the captain of the container ship knew what they were dealing with… they were dealing with pirates.
"Oh no…" said the captain with wide eyes lowering his binoculars and the rest of the crew just looked on stunned at the sight of a flying ship.
(Insert Pan OST – Smells Like Teen Spirit)
The pirate ship slowly approached the container ship and while that was happening, the crew of the latter started to hear a loud distant humming and it came from the ship and it sounded like vocalized humming and it slowly became louder as it came closer.
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low…?
When it got even closer, the sound of singing which kinda sounded like chanting at the same time could be heard and it got even louder as the pirate ship neared. When the flying ship came upon them, the whole crew of the container ship was left taken aback, because it was revealed that there were several voices singing from the ship about a hundred of them and it was followed by rhythmic clapping and stomping. The pirate ship came to a stop and rotated around to hover along and above the container ship.
With the lights out
It's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us (hey)
Up on the pirate ship, a crew of a hundred or more pirates were singing and they were armed to the teeth ready to plunder.
The pirates were composed of a mixture of different races from humans to demi-humans to anthropomorphic and sentient animals to aliens and heck, there were even creatures called Digimon and Pokemon with them as well.
They continued to sing and they also clapped and stomped their feet and even clinked their weapons to the floor. They were excited to plunder and this particular band of pirates found singing as a way to hype up the start of their plundering as they all shouted "HEY!"
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
The container ship crew were speechless. They were just doing their job and all of a sudden, here they were taken by surprise by a band of strange pirates who appear out of nowhere and in a flying ship no less.
"Hello, hello, hello. How low?" sang one of the crew members who's a bipedal fishman as he approached starboard side of the deck while passing the others. The fishman was a tall humanoid with bluish scale-like skin, webbed ears, some black short hair styled in dreadlocks, a visible blue dorsal fin on top of his head, webbed human-like hands, webbed feet, average muscular build, gills on the sides of his neck, blue fish fins on the sides of his forearms, webbed feet, sharp teeth and yellow sclera eyes. He's clad in a gray muscle shirt under an open dark brown sleeveless and tattered trench coat, a pair of gray knee length shorts with a brown belt wrapped around it, a pair of black sandals worn on his feet, a Flintlock Pistol holstered on the left side of his belt, a black headband wrapped around his head and held on his right hand was a Glaive. This is Gale Tidus, better known as Hightide Gale, the pirate crew's strategist and navigator.
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
Hey!
He reached the edge and loomed down towards the container ship and smirked. He turned to his right to see another crew member, this one a female jackal beastkin who's also smirking at the sight of the ship below them.
The jackal beastkin looked more human as she took the appearance of a young woman in her mid-20s with reddish brown bob-cut hair, light olive skin, slim build, an hourglass figure, medium bust, reddish brown jackal ears on top of her head, reddish brown jackal tail, a small canine tooth sticking out of the upper right side of her lips and amber orange eyes. She's clad in a white pirate blouse with a black corset under a grayish blue long coat, black fitting pants with a black belt, her blouse tucked in and tail sticking out of the back, a pair of black boots, a Cutlass style Rapier sheathed on the left side of her belt, a Double Barrel side-by-side Flintlock Pistol holstered on her left side next to her rapier, a Long Spear strapped on the right side of her back, a black headband wrapped around her head behind her hair, a gold ringed earring on her right ear and a grayish blue cavalier hat with a white feathered plume and the folded brim on the left worn on her head with her jackal ears sticking out. This is Amunet Nader, the pirate crew's first mate.
"Hey! Where's the captain?" Gale called out, getting Amunet's attention "Oh, he's just getting ready" she replied with a toothy grin.
Meanwhile in the captain's quarter's, we see someone dressing up. It was an anthropomorphic chimpanzee about as tall as a fully grown adult with black hair covering his whole body, a long black beard, a couple of gold teeth and brown eyes. He's currently clad in a white pirate's blouse under a gray button up vest, a pair of black pants, a black leather belt with a silver buckle wrapped around his waist, a black leather shoulder strap slung around his right shoulder with a black sword scabbard on the left, a pair of black boots with silver buckles worn on his feet and a silver ring with a black skull emblem on his left hand index finger.
The chimpanzee put on a black and light gray accented steampunk style pirate's long coat and then sheathed a Renaissance style Rapier, he then followed with twirling a pair of silver coated Double Barrel side-by-side Flintlock Pistols before holstering them, one on a holster strapped next to his sword and the other on the right-side front of his belt. And finally, he put on a black and gray accented tricorn hat on his head as the chimpanzee grinned. This pirate chimpanzee is none other than… the infamous Roark Lucius, better known as Dead Eye Roark, the captain of the Black Skull Pirates, an infamous band of pirates known to travel to other dimensions and plunder whatever they could get their hands on.
And I forget just why
I taste. Oh yeah, I guess, it makes
Me smile. I found it hard, its hard
To find. Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Captain Roark walked out of his quarters as he sang along while his crew gave way for him, some bowing with great respect as they continued singing.
He passed by other crew members as they too bowed while continuing to sing upon him passing.
Roark then approached starboard side joining Gale and Amunet as they both bowed and stepped aside allowing the captain to approach the edge.
Hello, hello, hello
How low?
Hello, hello, hello
Roark and the others continued to sing as the Black Skull Pirates loomed over their pray while the crew of the container ship looked on with worry as Roark chuckled in anticipation.
With the lights out
It's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
Roark then jumped and landed on top of the edge of the starboard deck as he stood there with hands raised up high and proud as he sang along with the crew even louder than before while the rest of the Black Skull Pirates continued to sing and cheer proudly for their captain.
Gale and Amunet turned to the rest of the crew and unsheathed and raised their weapons up high encouraging them to sing even louder in which they did shocking the container ship crew even more.
(End Soundtrack)
As the song finished, all went quiet as either side didn't speak or utter a sound. Then, Captain Roark raised up his right hand and snapped his fingers, and just like that, about six giant harpoon cables were launched, penetrating through the top port side of the container ship's deck, surprising the crew as the harpoons locked themselves in place.
With a grin, Captain Roark gave the signal as every pirate crew member let out a loud cry and jumped out of the boat and into the deck of the container ship below them.
This snapped the captain of the container ship out of his stupor before taking hold of the phone next to him "All hands! We are under attack! Repeat, all hands, on deck! We are under attack! Repeat! We are under attack!" he alerted the rest of the crew as the security force of the ship mobilized.
The security force arrived on deck armed with rifles, they open fired but the pirates immediately took cover and some of them even had energy shields, stopping the bullets in their tracks, surprising the security forces. When the security ran out of bullets, before they could get a chance to reload, the pirates counterattacked with their Flintlock Pistols, Flintlock Rifles and many other weapons in their possession and surprisingly, while some of the weapons they had fired typical bullet rounds, instead of metal bullets, the flintlocks fired yellow laser bolts, shocking the security forces.
Some of the alien pirates were composed of those you could see from the Halo Games such as the Unggoy or better known as Grunts, a sapient species of squat bipedal xeno-arthropodal vertebroid lifeforms, who were equipped in their typical armor and gasmasks that they wore back at the Covenant, specifically those worn by Unggoy Minors but baring the Black Skull Pirate marks on the left pectoral area of their armor or on the left side of their back armor and they were armed with Type-54 Plasma Pistols and/or Type-25 Plasma Rifles and they were also armed with Energy Cutlasses, regular Cutlass Swords or Daggers.
The Kig-Yar, better known as Jackals, avian/reptilian species equipped in armor mostly worn by Kig-Yar Storms but with the Black Skull Pirate mark on the left pectoral of their armor and were armed with Type-54 Plasma Pistols, Type-55 Storm Rifles, Type-27 Beam Rifles, Type-56D Needlers or Type-57B Plasma Carbine Rifles and they were also armed with Jambiya Daggers, Energy Cutlasses or regular Cutlass Swords.
The Sangheili AKA Elites, saurian-like species who are strong, proud, and intelligent warriors but most of all honor bound… well... this particular group of Sangheili "were" honor bound for they have forsaken their code as warriors and turned to a life of piracy and adventure. They were equipped with armor that Sangheili Minors would wear with the Black Skull Pirate marks on either their left or write pauldrons or in the middle of their chestplates. They were armed with Type-54 Plasma Pistols, Type-55 Storm Rifles, Type-57B Carbine Rifles or Type-25 Plasma Rifles and they were also armed with their signature Type-1 Energy Sword and some of them were also armed with Arm Mounted Energy Daggers or Energy Lances.
And finally, the Jiralhanae, better known as Brutes, a race of gray-haired simian species who are equally as smart as the Sangheili but more savage. They're equipped in power armor worn by Jiralhanae Majors but their helmets resembled those worn by the Banished with the signature Black Skull Pirate sigil on either side of their pauldrons or in the middle of their chestplate. They were armed with Type-25 Carbine AKA Spiker Rifles, Type-25 Brute Plasma Rifles, Type-52 Mauler Pistols, Type-57B Plasma Carbine Rifles and Type-25 Brute Shots and they were also armed with their signature weapon, the Type-2 Gravity Hammer and Jiralhanae Combat Knives.
Among these Jiralhane was one with a gray beard and bald head. He's clad in power armor that Jiralhanae Captains would usually wear but with the armor being silver and black and in addition, he wore a dark brown tattered sleeveless trench coat over his torso armor and his helmet has a retractable visor and a detachable lower face rebreather mask. He's also armed with dual Spiker Rifles, a Gravity Hammer strapped to his back and a Combat Knife sheathed on a custom scabbard on his left shoulder pauldron. This is Merbius, one of the heavy hitter Brute squad leaders and the quartermaster of the pirate crew.
"All troops fire!" he commanded as he and the others open fired at the security forces knocking them down and disposing some of them while the rest retreated.
"Well done quartermaster!" said the voice of Captain Roark as Merbius and the others turned to him in which he and the others in turn bowed or nodded "Captain" acknowledged the quartermaster "Your orders sir?" he asked.
"Take a few men with you and surround the whole ship, make sure the crew doesn't escape and make sure they don't try to do anything to call for help" instructed Roark.
"Yes captain!" nodded Merbius before turning to the idling crew "Beastly, Axel, take a group with you and surround the lower decks of the ship!" he commanded "The rest of you with me!" he said as the rest of the idling crew responded with a "Yes sir!" or "Arrr!" or "Aye sir!" and ran towards every direction of the ship to trap the whole crew.
"Mister Tidus!" Roark said getting the fishman's attention "Take a group with you and secure the spoils inside the cargo but keep your guard up" he cautioned "And also see if there's anything useful that we could use in our future adventures" he added with a grin.
"Yes captain!" said Gale with a nod as he called in a group of Black Skull Pirates and went towards the cargo containers.
(Insert Pirates of the Carribean 4 – Soundtrack 01 – Guilty of Being Innocent of Being Jack Sparrow)
"Miss Nader" said Roark turning to the jackal beastman "You and your troops with me, we're headed for the bridge" he said.
"Aye, aye captain!" nodded Amunet with a two-finger salute and a smile as she and a group of pirate troops accompanied Captain Lucius to the bridge.
The Black Skull Pirates ran around the ship, surrounding everyplace they could find.
One group of pirates entered the kitchen, shocking the cooks there as the pirates surrounded and pointed their weapons at them.
The group of pirates was led by a Digimon, a Gazimon to be specific. This Gazimon was clad in a dark gray sash wrapped around his waist and he also wore a red and black striped bandana around his head with his ears drooped and a shoulder strap with a Cutlass strapped to it slung around his right shoulder. The Black Skull Pirates calls this particular Gazimon Beastly.
"Hey there chefs! Mind if we stop by and try some of your dishes!" joked Beastly as he and his group cornered the shocked cooks. Some of the pirates even went and sampled or ate some of the ingredients and food that the cooks were preparing.
"*Slurp!* Mmm, this is good!" said Beastly sampling a pot of stew with a ladle while standing on top of the cooking station with the said pot of stew next to him while having his cutlass pointed at the head chef.
"Are you a talking… rabbit?" questioned the chef.
A tick mark appeared on Beastly's forehead "I'M A CANINE YA DIMWITTED HUMAN! BUT MOST OF ALL, I'M A DIGIMON! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!" he warned angrily pointing his cutlass closer to the chef's neck making him gulp in fear and nodded fast in reply.
"Good…" said Beastly with a grin as he and the other pirates with him laughed.
With another group of pirates, they stormed the engine room and surrounded the engineers and maintenance crew as they pointed their weapons at the defenseless workers shocking them.
This group was led by an android, this one being a male, he took the appearance of a young man in his early 30s with slick back short blonde hair, fair skin, slim build and electric blue eyes that would illuminate sometimes. He's clad in a white pirate blouse under dark blue open coat, a pair of light gray pants with a belt and black boots. He also has a flintlock pistol holstered on the left side of his belt, two shoulder straps slung around his shoulders with two Cutlasses sheathed on either strap on his back and a black cavalier hat with a black feathered flume on the left side and the folded brim on the right worn on his head. This is Axel Les Cinq, one of the Black Skull Pirate's main scouts.
"Bonjour gentlemen" the android greeted with a French accent as he walked casually with his arms behind his back "Please do get comfortable and stay where you are… while notre capitaine negotiates with votre capitaine up on ze bridge" he said.
"Pirate scum! You won't get away with this!" defied a brave or stupid engineer as he attempted to walk towards Axel despite being held at gun point, only to stop when Axel raised up his left hand as it transformed into a big cannon as it hummed to life and pointed it at the engineer "Silence!" he shouted with narrowed eyes while his shout echoed as the engineer immediately took a few steps back in fear and didn't utter a word, making Axel smirk.
With Merbius, he and his group chased down the rest of the security force and trapped them in a corner. The security force was now on the ground with their arms on the back of their heads as the pirates now had their weapons pointed at them.
"Nobody, move" warned Merbius "Any attempts to escape or resist will result in your untimely end" the quartermaster threatened as he kept a close eye on them.
Suddenly, the sound of *BLAM!* was heard causing Merbius and the others to point their weapons at whoever fired the shot, only to see that it was one of their crew members.
Said crew member was a sentient female kangaroo with tan fur, light tan inner belly and chest, humanoid hands with four fingers and green eyes. She's clad in a black vest, two shoulder straps around her shoulders with two 18th Century Pirate Blunderbusses on her back, two black fingerless gloves and a purple bandana wrapped around her head with her kangaroo ears drooped down. This is Retha, one of the Black Skull Pirate's weapon specialists.
She currently had one of her blunderbusses out and smoking and it was pointed towards one of the security troops who was lying on his stomach with a hole through his back.
Merbius and the others just stared at her as the kangaroo weapon specialist turned to them "What? He tried to get away" she told them with an Australian accent.
This made her crewmates sweat drop while Merbius just facepalmed with a sigh in response.
With Gale and his group, they were searching through the cargo containers and they found quite a lot which included things that they could sell, money, food and even ammo for some of their weapons.
"Hey Gale! Look what I found!" called out a cheerful British accented voice getting Gale and some of the other crew members' attention.
The owner of said voice was an Ogre about as tall as a Jiralhanae with light olive-green skin, slightly obese and burly build, some uneven teeth sticking out of his underbite lip making him look a bit goofy, pointy ears and green eyes. He's clad in a pair of gray ripped pants with a belt and brown buckle, brown open vest, gray leather bracers, a silver ringed earring on his left ear, a shoulder strap around his right shoulder with an 18th Century Pirate Blunderbuss holstered on the back of his waist and a big studded metal club strapped on the right side of his back and finally a blue and white polka dotted bandana worn around his head. This big ogre is Bork, one of the Black Skull Pirate's big muscle and the crew's resident goofball and dunce.
Gale approached Bork as the ogre was standing next to a very big cargo container that had its' doors pried open by yours truly. The container bore a peculiar symbol of a pair of crimson longhorns on the side.
"What do you have Bork?" Gale asked the cheerful ogre.
"I found something that the captain might like! And it'll probably make our day too!" he said cheerfully as he pointed towards what's inside.
"Oh~?" said Gale with a raised eyebrow intrigued. He went inside and checked it out. When he took a good look, he grinned widely revealing his teeth "Bork, my friend…" he said while picking something up from one of the open crates and turned to Bork with his grin "You indeed… have made our day" he said "The captain's gonna love this indeed…" he said making Bork smile "YAY!" he cheered clapping his hands.
What Gale took from one of the crates was what looked like some kind of train ticket pass holder with it being color black and the ticket inside it had a certain clock-like symbol with the hour hand pointing towards two while the minute hand points towards in between four and five. This was the Rider Pass.
When the others went and took a look at what the fishman saw inside the cargo container, they too gave off grins of their own, some in excitement and some being smirks.
Back at the bridge, the crew was in a panic, the strange pirates appeared out of nowhere and they were unprepared for this type of situation. The captain was about to give the call to relay a distress signal when all of a sudden, the doors to the bridge was slammed open, making way for the pirates to enter as they drove the occupants to a corner and raise their hands upon seeing weapons getting pointed at them.
This shocked the captain of the ship and the next thing he knew, he saw what looked like a woman with animal ears and a tail followed by a walking chimp about as tall as himself walk into the bridge with the former walking behind the latter. The captain of the container ship took notice of the air around the chimp being that of confidence and he even took notice of the other pirates nodding or bowing a bit, concluding that the chimp was the ringleader of the pirates plundering them.
"Greetings and salutations" greeted Roark as he approached the ship captain "I presume that I'm speaking to the captain of this ship?" he asked with a confident smile as he stopped on front of him.
"Yes…" said the captain "And I presume that you're the leader of this unusual lot?" he asked.
"Indeed" said Roark with a grin "Are you scared?" he questioned narrowing his eyes while still wearing his grin.
"Um… no…" said the captain as Roark raised an eyebrow in curiosity "It's just… I'm surprised that the leader would be a talking… monkey" he said.
And just like that, the room went still and silent as the pirates stared at the ship's captain with blank looks but inside their minds, they said 'You're dead' and even Amunet slightly lowered her head and did a silent sigh.
And just like that, Roark jumped on the spot and double kicked the ship captain in the gut making fall to the floor with groan while holding his stomach in pain.
Seeing this made the other pirates flinch a bit and the container ship crew gasp in concern "Captain!" exclaimed one of the crew members as he attempted to stop Roark, only to receive a knife pointed towards his neck surprising him.
Said owner of the knife was a young man with black short messy hair, pale skin, slim build and gray eyes. He's clad in a black and gray accented funnel collar hooded cloak with the collar hiding his lower face and the hood currently down over a black long sleeve shirt, dark gray cargo pants with a belt, a pair of black combat boots, gray leather chest guard, gray metal greaves, black fingerless gloves, gray metal bracers and gray headband worn around his head. This is Walsh Norton, one of the Black Skull Pirate's spies and assassins.
"Not another step…" threatened the pirate assassin emotionlessly while pointing his knife at the ship crew member with an equally emotionless glare making the crew member gulp in fear.
Back with Roark and the ship captain, Roark walked over to the downed captain, got on one knee and grabbed the man by his collar and pulled him to his eye level "Let's get something straight…" said Roark with a glare "One… I'm not a monkey… I'm an APE… got that?" he said with narrowed eyes making the ship captain nod quickly in response.
"Secondly… we'll be taking all your stuff" said Roark "And since you called me a monkey… might as well take something else" he said.
"W-w-what are you gonna do to us?!" the ship captain asked in fear.
"Hmm… indeed… what… will I do?" he said in wonder while taking a glance at his crew. He then gave then a mischievous grin and his crew started to chuckle or laugh getting a good idea of what he's thinking, although the container ship crew was confused and scared at the same time.
Later, the Black Skull Pirates transported all of their spoils of plunder into their ship with a little help of their ship's special cargo lifter and they were all back in their ship with their harpoon cables detaching from the container ship. Currently, the crew was getting the ship ready for departure and Captain Roark was at the starboard side of the quarterdeck looming over the container ship they just plundered with a smile. Said ship was strangely just idling by.
"Captain!" called out a voice and the ape pirate captain turned to see his strategist and navigator Gale Tidus, his quartermaster Merbius, his scout Axel Les Cinq and first mate Amunet Nader approaching him "Ah, Mister Tidus, quartermaster, Mister Axel and Amunet…" greeted Roark with a smile "Great work out there, all of you" he said.
"Thank you, captain" said Gale.
"You seem cheery mon captitaine" said Axel "Indeed" replied Roark with a smile.
This caused Merbius to raise an eyebrow "Did he do what I think he just did?" he asked Amunet in a whisper.
"Yep!" whispered back Amunet with a casual smile making the Jiralhanae sigh "Why is it that you have to be so…" he trailed off unable to find the right word to call his captain but sighed.
"Oh, you know me Merbius" said Roark casually with a shrug causing Merbius to shake his head while the others chuckled.
"Mister Axel, did you do what I requested you to do?" he asked turning to the android.
"Indeed, I have mon capitaine" nodded Axel "I damaged the engine room, rendering the ship unable to move" he said.
"Wouldn't that leave them stranded?" Gale questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"You are correct Mister Tidus" confirmed Roark "But not to worry…" he trailed off turning to the idling ship "I already activated the ship's distress beacon so that help would arrive and by the time that help comes… we'll be gone without a trace" he said.
"I see" nodded Gale as he approached "Captain, Bork found some very interesting things in one of the cargo containers and they could prove useful in our future endeavors" he said.
"Oh really?" said Roark intrigued. Gale nodded "Indeed, and here's one of the items that the container held" he said holding up two items in his hands towards Roark as the ape captain took a look.
On one hand was the Rider Pass while the other had what looked like a belt. It was black and the buckle had a silver inner square frame and gold outer frames at the top and front parts of the buckle making them look like jaws and the center was crimson red center with black clock hand symbols pointing towards the same directions as the Rider Pass and finally on the right side of the belt was a big silver rectangular button. This is the Yuuki Belt.
Roark slowly took the two items from Gale and hummed in interest. After taking a long look, the captain smirk and chuckled before into full-blown laughter "You know what this is right?" he asked with a grin showing the belt towards his subordinates.
"Indeed, we do captain" said Gale with a nod "When I rummaged through the crates of the container, that contained similar items and trinkets as those, I found that belt and after recognizing it, I decided to give it specifically to you captain, considering the form it has" he said "The other items have been transported to our weapons armory and depot" he said.
"Well done Gale, and a fine choice you've made indeed" said Roark with a grin as he turned to the currently working crew "Oy! Avast all ye nifty scallywags!" he called out getting the crew's attention.
Roark then raised up the belt "See this?! I'm sure some of you might recognize this thing from the rumors aye?!" he said causing the crew to murmur in surprise upon recognizing the belt, although some of them were unfamiliar with it.
"To those who don't know… to make things simple, this is the ticket of a lifetime! This was found among our plundered bounty!" he said and it caused the whole crew to chatter in excitement and some were intrigued "It was inside a container filled with crates of similar items as this one and said items are now within our weapons cache!" he revealed "So that means all of you scallywags with no fancy tricks up your sleeve, now have the chance to wield such tricks!" he announced causing the whole crew to shout out and cheer and excitement at the news.
"And the one responsible for finding such bounty…" trailed of captain Roark lowering the belt "Is none other than our very own… Mister Bork!" he said pointing towards somewhere on the deck where the ogre Bork stood as the whole crew turned to him, some had surprised looks on their faces. Bork looked everywhere and saw that they were looking at him and he pointed at himself in surprise.
"Mister Bork…" trailed of Roark as he then smiled "Despite your constant antics… you've done well in finding such fine bounty…" he said "Well done!" he said as he clapped and it was followed by his subordinates and then the rest of the crew as they cheered and whistled for him.
"Alright Bork!"
"Good job!"
"Heheh! Nice job ya goof!"
"Doh~ stop! You're making me blush" said the ogre rubbing the back of his head with a goofy smile. Bork may be a dimwitted goof and he can mess up most of the time, but he has his moments where he'd do some extraordinary achievements and that earned him respect from his crewmates including his captain.
"And now!" called out Roark getting the crew's attention "This marks a new dawn for the Black Skull Pirates!" he announced as he strapped on the Yuuki Belt with a *Click!* "The dawn… of CHANGE!" he said raising up the Rider Pass.
He then proceeded to press the silver button as the belt started playing dramatic danger orchestra music as the crew stayed silent but was surprised by the sudden music.
"Henshin!" exclaimed Roark as he swiped the Rider Pass through the belt as it made a dinging sound.
HIJACK FORM!
The belt announced as the buckle glowed a white light and small golden streamer like lights scattered out of the belt before gathering around Roark and it change him. He was now clad in a gray and black suit with silver knee guards, black boots resembling pirate boots, black and dark yellow colored vest with a metal center that resembles train tracks, gray gloves, a black skirt-like kama with inner rust colored edges on the front resembling train tracks, a black bracer on the right forearm and a gray metallic bulky bracer with a gray metallic hand guard on his left forearm making it resemble a robot arm and a white helmet with a face-like pattern with the lower mouth having a pattern that of train tracks. He also had four rectangular cylinder-like metal pieces: two on each side slanted diagonally on his belt.
Suddenly, what looked like armor pieces wreathed with blue fire appeared and attached to him. He now had black and dark yellow shoulder armor with rest colored teeth in between, black chestplate with rust colored vertical center in the shape of teeth a red and silver accented scarf around his neck with the ends hanging on the left and finally, from the back of his helmet, what looked like a skull with a pirate hat drove to the middle of his face until it folded into the top part of his masked helmet as it covered the whole top part of his helmet and it resembled a tricorn pirate hat with a black and yellow outlined color scheme with the middle top having a red train track pattern with silver outline and below it at the center was a red diamond shape, thus completing his transformation. Captain Roark Lucius had become… Kamen Rider Yuuki: Hijack Form.
Upon witnessing the transformation, the crew erupted in cries of awe and excitement.
"Whoa! Awesome!"
"The captain just transformed into a Kamen Rider!"
"Look'n good cap'n!"
"Shiver me timbers! The cap'n looks even more amazing than before!"
"Ooh~! Captain's looking cool!" said Bork clapping his hands.
Yuuki grinned behind his helmet at his crew's new increase of spirit while his subordinates smiled and gave their own smirks as the captain unclipped the metal pieces from his belt and assembled them. He then took out three more pieces from out of nowhere and attached them to the assembled four pieces and it changed form. It now looked like a sword with an asymmetrical guard resembling axe heads and a long brown double-edged blade. This weapon is commonly known as the SavageGasher.
(Insert Pirates of the Carribean 4 – Soundtrack 07 – Palm Tree Escape)
Yuuki raised up his SavageGasher up high "All hands! Release the sails! Prepare the Gate Engine! The dawn of our next adventure begins now! Hahahaha~!" he said causing the crew to cheer and return to their stations and prepared to depart.
Amunet chuckled "You sure know how to motivate your crew captain" she commented.
Yuuki chuckled lowering his SavageGasher "Indeed I do first mate" he said glancing at her.
The ship started to rise up higher to the sky as the sound of humming could be heard. A hatch located at the front bow of the ship opened and what looked like some beam weapon popped out. It started humming loudly before it lit up an electric blue color. Suddenly, it fired an electric blue beam and it created an electric blue portal similar to the one the Black Skull Pirates came out of from when they first arrived.
Kamen Rider Yuuki pointed his SavageGasher forward towards the portal "Oceans Rift, onward! Next up the unknown reaches beyond the sea of stars!" he said and with that, the ship now known as the Oceans Rift activated its' rocket boosters and flew towards the portal where the Black Skull Pirates ventured to worlds unknown and the moment it went through completely, the portal disappeared without a trace.
Meanwhile, back at the container ship, the remaining crew who were still alive were all tied up in various areas and they were also gagged as well and their clothes were taken away, leaving them only in their underwear much to their embarrassment and they were shouting out curses under their gagged mouths.
At the bridge, the captain was tied up to a chair, gagged and only left in his underwear and hat and not only that, he had his face doodled saying "I'm a monkey" on it much to his embarrassment.
Eventually when help arrived, the rescuers were left speechless and perplexed at what happened to the crew. Some even laughed at what happened to the remaining crew members and it was declared as the most embarrassing and humiliating day of the container ship crew's lives.
Meanwhile, on Eartheon, somewhere in the United Dominion of America, we go to a secluded part of a suburban town where we see two crudely built treehouses in a vacant abandoned lot about the size of two backyards minus the fence and is somehow far away. Both treehouses were about the size of a live-in treehouse and one of them on the left was painted red while the other one on the right was painted blue.
It is here we see a group of ten males, about five on each group gathered in the middle of the lot in between the tree houses just lazing around.
In the first group, which came from the red treehouse, the first of the males was a young man about 19 years old with slicked back short black hair, fair skin, average build and red eyes. He's wearing an open red leather zipper jacket over a gray long sleeve shirt which is tucked into a pair of gray tactical cargo pants with a belt, a pair of black military combat boots, black fingerless gloves and a pair of dogtags around his neck. This young man is Clay Samson, the defacto leader of the group but for some reason, he prefers to go by the name Gunny.
The second male was also a young man about 19 years old with slightly messy short black spiky hair, fair skin, average build and brown eyes. He wears an open brown hooded leather zipper jacket over a black turtleneck shirt, a pair of light gray jean pants with a belt and a pair of dark brown tanker boots. If you look closely, he looks almost identical to Clay. This is Gage Samson, Clay's… Ehem! I mean Gunny's younger twin brother.
The third male was a young man about 17 years old with short neat light brown hair, light skin, slim build and green eyes. He's wearing a maroon t-shirt under a gray open hoodie and a white lab coat, a pair of gray jean pants with a belt, a pair of black and white sneakers, a black wrist watch on his left wrist and a pair of black square framed glasses worn over his eyes. This is Daniel "Dan" Richards, the smarty pants and nerd of the group.
The fourth male was a young man about 17 years old with short messy dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, fair skin, an overweight build and light blue eyes. He wears an orange and white outlined open hooded zipper vest over a dark gray t-shirt, a pair of dark green baggy cargo pants with a belt and a pair of gray sneakers. This is Clifford "Cliff" Sullivan, the slacker of the group.
And the last male of the first group of five was a young man about 16 years old with short brown hair, fair skin, slim build and blue eyes. He wears a magenta t-shirt under a white and pink open zipper hoodie, a pair of gray denim pants and magenta and white rubber shoes. This is Nathan "Nate" Grayson, the gullible and sometimes weird one of the five.
Over at the other group of five who came from the blue treehouse, the first of the males was a young man about 18 years old with short messy brown hair, fair skin, slim and average build and electric blue eyes. He wears a cobalt open hooded zipper jacket over a dark gray t-shirt, a pair of dark blue jean pants with a belt, blue and white rubber shoes and a pair of rectangular framed glasses worn over his eyes. This is Leonard "Lenny" McMillan, the defacto leader of the 2nd group of five.
The second male was a young man about 20 years old, making him the oldest among the ten with sandy blonde hair, fair skin, slim and average build and light brown eyes. He wears a gray and yellow accented open zipper jacket over a gray turtleneck shirt, a pair of light gray jean pants with a belt, a pair of black and gray sneakers and a pair of black fingerless gloves worn on his hands. This is David McMillan, Lenny's older brother and the defacto 2nd in command of the group of five.
The third male was a young man about 17 years old with short buzz cut black hair, dark brown skin, slim and average build and brown eyes. He wears a bluish green t-shirt under a light gray open short sleeve zipper hoodie, a pair of black arm warmers, black jean pants with a belt and a pair of black and white checkered shoes. This is Tucker Jensen, the ladies' man of the group.
The fourth male was a young man about 17 years old with light brown hair, light skin, slim build and green eyes. He wears a blue t-shirt under a white and blue accented open zipper hoodie, a pair of brown cargo pants and a pair of white sneakers. This is Vernon "Vern" Joannes, the sometimes clumsy and insecure one of the five.
And the last was a young man about 16 years old and he was kind of the odd one of the group. For some reason, he wears a gray 3M Half Face Gasmask on his lower face, a pair of black tinted aviator sunglasses and a blue baseball cap on his head, obscuring his face, although there were small locks of dark brown hair shown sticking out of his hat on the back of his head, fair skin and average build. He wears a blue unzipped hoodie jacket over a dark gray t-shirt, dark blue cargo pants with a belt a pair of black socks and a pair of blue and white running shoes. This oddball here is Michael "Mickey" Avery Lockheart, the childish dimwit of the group, but his friends call him "Caboose", why do they call him that? Well… it's because he somehow sounds and acts similarly to Caboose from Red vs Blue and even his mindset and logic are even reminiscent to the blue lovable idiot of Blue Team.
This unusual group of ten are a group of orphans called the Loser Rejects, or simply known as The Rejects. Why are they called that? Well, that's because… everybody in their home hates and ridicules them, for they always cause trouble wherever they went and despite Gage, Vern and David being the normal ones of the bunch, the reason why they're being ridiculed and hated is because they're related (in Gage and David's case) or friends with the troublemakers and because of that, they were expelled from their education after an incident at their high school that caused the last straw which resulted in their expulsion from not only their school but as well as from the orphanage they lived in and they had to find themselves a new home in which they did at the secluded area of their home where nobody ever entered.
And what did they do in their new home? Well… they played Red vs Blue since they're fans of the web series and due to some of their similarities to certain characters, they'd play the role of them, although Vern would just play along since he didn't have any character similar to him there.
They went on like this for awhile, and they even managed to provide for themselves by doing online jobs but even so… the Rejects have become bored with their life, although Cliff was fine with just lazing around.
Currently, it was the middle of the day, and the Rejects were sitting on a few beach lounge chairs and some lawn chairs watching some TV in the middle of the lot between their treehouses and in front of them was a table filled with a couple of boxes of pizza, buckets of chicken wings, several drinks, a few candy bars and several bags of chips on top.
"Man… I. Am. So~ bored" Lenny spoke out all of a sudden with a tired and blank expression.
"What are you getting so bored about?" said Cliff incredulously while resting on one of the beach lounge chairs and holding a can of soda with a straw "We got pizza, we got chicken wings, we got drinks, we got chips, we got candy bars and we're watching the freaking best anime of the year!" he pointed out.
"I think what Lenny means is that we've been doing nothing but watch TV for the past few days Cliff" clarified Tucker.
"He's got a point ther numb nuts" spoke Gunny with a Southern accent "Ah'm getting tired a playin Red vs Blue all day nd ah'm getting tired a watchin TV!" he complained.
"Gunny has a point there Cliff" spoke Vern with a British accent "These days have been quite boring lately" he said "I'll have to agree to that Jo-an-nes" said David.
Vern sighed loudly "For the millionth time, my name is pronounced "Jones"!" he said in exasperation but fell on deaf ears much to his chagrin.
"Jeez… no need for all of you to complain about it" said Cliff.
"Well, I don't blame them Cliff" said Dan "But there's nothing we can do about it" he said "Nobody in this town likes us… nobody even doesn't wanna hang out with us… heck, we're pretty much outcasts around here" he explained.
"Yeah! This town is filled with meanies!" exclaimed Caboose in agreement.
"I second that!" said Nate raising his hand up in agreement.
Lenny let's out a groan "Ugh… how I wish… for something eventful to happen like… right now!" he exclaimed "Ugh… I hate my life!" Lenny shouted towards the heavens with David facepalming with a sigh.
"Yeah! I'm with ya blue! I want some action! I want somthin ta shoot already!" exclaimed Gunny pulling out a real live Colt Single-Action Army Revolver Pistol from inside his jacket, surprising everyone "WHERE THE MUCK DID YOU GET THAT GUN!?" Lenny shouted in slight panic.
"It's ma granpapie's gun! Ya gotta problem with it dirtbag?!" Gunny threatened pointing his granpapie's Colt pistol at them, making Lenny and everyone panic a bit.
"AAH! NO! DON'T KILL ME! I STILL HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO WATCH!" exclaimed Cliff in panic using an empty pizza box for a shield.
"Please calm down Gunny!" exclaimed Dan in fear.
"Hey! How about you put the gun down Clay before you hurt someone!" Gage told his brother.
"Is that a threat Gage? Are you committing insubordination to our team?!" challenged Gunny pointing his weapon at his twin with said twin being unfazed "No… I'm just telling you to calm down for a moment and think this through" he said.
And after a long pause, Gunny grumbled and lowered his gun "Oh, alright…" he said, making everyone else sigh in relief.
Lenny sighed exasperated "Okay… aside from Gunny's usual ranting and antics, I'd like something eventful… AND different to happen for crying out loud!" he said.
David sighed "Y'know Lenny, you can't always have something eventful happen just because you said so" he said.
"Oh! I know!" said Caboose getting everyone's attention "If you want something to happen, all you have to do is snap your fingers!" he claimed before snapping his fingers "Like that" he said.
"Pffft! Hah! As if that would ever wor-" Cliff tried to say, when all of a sudden…
*CRACK!*
A cracking sound was heard and it came from above the group, they slowly looked up to see a what looked like a large purple crack in the sky.
"What in Sam Hill?!" exclaimed Gunny in disbelief when all of a sudden, the crack became bigger until a large purple hole burst open as large amounts of wind started blowing into the hole as if it was being sucked in.
"OH NO! IT'S A DIMENSION VACUUM!" exclaimed Dan in panic.
Dimension Vacuums, a strange occurrence and anomaly that has been happening throughout the Multiverse as of late. It happens unexpectedly and it forms when a purple crack would appear in the sky and then it cracks open into a purple hole and it would suck in anything in its' vicinity, sending who or whatever gets sucked in to places unknown.
"DIMENSION VACUUM!?" Tucker and Cliff exclaimed in alarm.
"SON OF A- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed the McMillan brothers as they along with the rest of the Rejects were lifted out of the ground and towards the hole of the dimension vacuum.
"CABOOOOOOOOOOOSE!" shouted the Rejects towards the blue reject.
"IT WA-SN'T ME-E-E-E-EEE! TU-CKER DID I-I-I-I-IIIT!" Caboose innocently claimed with a shout while spinning around in the air.
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SNAPPED YOUR FINGERS YA DOOFUS!" shouted Tucker spinning uncontrollably.
"TUUUCK-ERRRRR SAAAAID IIIIIIIIIT!" quipped Caboose in a shout.
"DUUUUUUUUUDE!" shouted Tucker in disbelief.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYYY!" screamed Dan with tears flying out of his eyes.
"NOOOOOOOOO! PIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" exclaimed Cliff trying to reach out for some pizza that was flying near him but couldn't reach it much to his dismay.
"BLOODY HEEEEEEEELLLLL!" swore Vern who was spinning upside down.
"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TA DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!" shouted Gunny spinning like crazy.
Gage, Nate and David could only scream at their predicament. While Lenny on the other hand could only say one thing…
"THIIIIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!" and just like that, the Rejects were sucked into the dimension vacuum and the dimension vacuum stopped and the hole was covered and it disappeared without a trace, as if it wasn't there to begin with.
(Insert Ed, Edd n Eddy BGM #2)
Meanwhile, about the same time as the Rejects getting sucked in, somewhere else in the UDA, we go to a place called Peach Creek, in a suburban area simply known as the Cul-de-sac.
It is here where we join a trio of boys currently in a construction site.
The first boy is the shortest among the three. He was about 17 years old with short jet-black hair with three strands on top, pinking skin and brown eyes. He wears a yellow polo shirt with a purple collar/sleeve hems and a vertical red stripe on the right side, light blue pants with a chain wallet on his left and red tennis shoes. This is Eddy Skipper McGee, the leader of the trio.
The second boy was taller than Eddy. He was 17 years old with black hair that's well hidden in a black beanie hat that resembles a sock, fair skin and bright green eyes. He wears a red t-shirt, purple pants, red socks and blue shoes. This is Eddward "Edd" Marion Johnson but everyone calls him Double D and he's the smart one of the trio.
The last boy was the tallest of the three. He was 18 years old with short orange hair, yellowish skin and blue eyes. He wears a green jacket over a red and white striped t-shirt, baggy purplish-blue pants and black sneakers. This is Edwin "Ed" Horace Willis, the jolly and lovable dimwit of the trio.
These three are known as Ed, Edd n Eddy, or simply known as The Eds, the Cul-de-sac's former trouble makers. Six years ago, the Eds used to cause a lot of trouble for the Cul-de-sac kids, courtesy of Eddy's scams so that he could earn some money. One day, when Eddy made his last and supposedly his "greatest" scam, it caused great trouble for the Eds after it went horribly wrong and it resulted in the other Cul-de-sac kids wanting to come after their heads. Because of that, they ran away scared and they were being chased, all the way to the place Eddy's older brother worked at.
After witnessing how big of a jerk Eddy's brother was and hearing how Eddy confessed that he made up all the cool stuff about his brother just so that he could fit in and be liked, the Cul-de-sac kids had a change of heart after being moved by Eddy's apology to all the scams he did in the past and realizing that the Eds just wanted to be accepted, they all became friends.
Back to the present, the Eds were currently hiding inside a cement mixer and they were all scared out of their wits.
What were the Eds hiding inside a cement mixer for?
Well…
~Flashback~
Earlier, the Eds were at the forest next to the Cul-de-sac, just walking around enjoying the fresh air.
Double D took a big breath of fresh air through his nose and exhaled through his mouth with a sigh "Ah~! Nothing like a peaceful nature walk in the forest, right guys?" he said.
"Ahaha! I like nature walks!" chuckled Ed with a wide goofy smile showing his horse-like teeth.
"Meh… beats just sitting around being bored all day" said Eddy with his back hunched with a bored expression and his hands in his pockets.
"Still can't get over your boredom Eddy?" asked Double D.
Eddy sighed "Yeah… I kinda missed all the chaos we had when we were younger" he said "Don't get the wrong idea, I'm happy that we finally got accepted and it's cool that we got to hang out with everyone and all but somehow… things have gotten a bit dull lately" he said "And I just wish something eventful would happen today" he said.
"Like what?" asked Double D.
Before Eddy got the chance to answer, the Eds heard the sound of giggling and it brought chills down their spines, even Ed's.
"Gulp! Was that who I think it was Double D?" muttered Eddy shaking.
Then... they heard three voices chanting…
"Ed, Edd n Ed-dy sittin in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Gulp! I believe so Eddy!" uttered Double D also shaking and Ed was shaking as well because the trio recognized the owners of the voices as the voices who were female continued to chant/sing what they just said.
Suddenly, from the bushes behind the Eds, three girls appeared startling the trio.
The girls in appearance may look older than them but in fact, they're around the same age as the Eds.
The first girl has orange curly hair that covers her dark eyes most of the time and looks like is piled on top of her head, pinkish skin and freckles on her cheeks. She wears a white tank top with red polka dots, blue jeans with a pink belt, purple shoes and gold earrings worn on her ears. This is Lee Kanker, the defacto leader of the girls.
The second girl has short blue hair, pale skin, red polished fingernails, dark eyes with her hair covering her right eye, freckles on her cheeks and she wears blue eye shadow. She wears a black tank top that stops right above her midriff exposing it, green non-camouflaged BDU pants with a pink belt, a dark green wristband on her left arm and black shoes with gray soles. This is Marie Kanker, Lee's sister.
The third and last girl has long yellow blonde hair, pale skin, freckles on her cheeks, buck teeth and dark eyes. She wears a gray t-shirt, red shorts with a pink belt, yellow socks and red shoes. This is May Kanker, the third of the sisters.
These three are the Kanker Sisters or simply known as The Kankers. They have a reputation for being bullies and they are feared throughout Peach Creek but worst of all for the Eds, they have a huge infatuation for the three of them.
"AAAH! KANKERS!" exclaimed Eddy as the trio took a couple of steps back in fright.
"KANKERS!" exclaimed Ed shaking in fear.
"Hi boys~!" greeted Marie seductively.
"Um… h-h-hi Marie" greeted back Double sweating like bullets "To what do we owe the pleasure of your presence today?" he asked a bit nervously.
"Oh, nothing, we were just walking by thinking about you three when we saw you walking around these parts" said May.
"And we thought that maybe you'd like to come with us for a triple date" said Lee with a smile showing her yellow teeth with one of them being blue.
This caused the Eds to gulp "Um… as much as how nice it would be… we're very busy right now with other things" said Double D attempting to get them out of this with Ed nodding in agreement "Yeah! So, if you don't mind… my friends and I will be going now!" said Eddy as he and the Eds were gonna leave when they were blocked by the Kankers.
"Oh no you're not!" said May "You got away from us last time but this time… you're coming with us!" declared Lee as she and the rest of the Kankers prepared to lunge at the Eds.
(Insert Benny Hill Theme)
"AAAHHHHHH! NOT ON YOUR LIFE!" screamed Eddy as he and the rest of the rest of the Eds ran for it "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Let's get 'em girls!" Lee shouted as the Kankers chased after the Eds.
"When I said I wanted something eventful to happen, I DIDN'T MEAN THIS!" shouted Eddy.
"TOO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK EDDY!" shouted Double D.
"KAN-KERRRRRRS!" screamed Ed as he grabbed Eddy and Double D and carried them both between his arms and ran like a cheetah with the Kankers in pursuit.
~End Flashback~
The Eds ran while being chased by the crazy infatuated Kanker Sisters until they ended up entering the construction site and this is where we currently are now. Back with the Eds hiding from the Kanker sisters inside a cement mixer.
They were shaking inside the mixer until they heard the sound of the Kanker's voices.
"Eeee~d! Where are~ you~!?" called out the voice of May "You and your friends can't hide from us forever y'know~!" she said, making the said dimwit gulp and started shaking even more causing the mixer to shake.
"Stop squirming Ed! You're making the mixer shake" warned Double D in a whisper.
"SSHHHH! Quiet Sockhead! Your voice is getting loud in this mixer!" warned Eddy also whispering.
"You're being loud too!" retorted Double D.
"Just don't move! I think I heard them coming this way!" whispered Eddy as the mixer stopped moving as the Eds stayed silent.
The Kankers walked by and they were near the Eds as they looked around for them.
"Where are they?" said Marie.
"I thought I heard them around here?" said May looking around.
"Search harder! I think I heard them somewhere over there" said Lee as the Kankers went somewhere else until the Eds could no longer hear them.
After waiting for a few minutes, the Eds sighed in relief that they're gone.
"Phew! Am I glad they're gone" said Double D relieved.
"Yeah, I'd rather have a hot and awesome girl rather than a creepy Kanker any day" said Eddy.
"Well, since you brought that up, I'd rather have a girl who's kind and smart and also considerate of personal space" said Double D.
"I like a girl who likes to laugh and make others smile!" blurted out Ed cheerfully.
"Dude… since when did you ever thought of girls Lumpy?" asked Eddy skeptically.
"…" was Ed's response before saying "Can we get out now?" he asked innocently, causing Eddy and Double D to sigh.
One by one, the Eds got out of the cement mixer and brushed some of the dirt off their clothes.
"Okay… I have to say… that was kinda eventful, but that still doesn't count, we've been running away from them like forever!" said Eddy in frustration "GIVE ME SOMETHING EVENTFUL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD FOR PETE'S SAKE!" he shouted to the heavens while raising his fists up high in the air.
Your wish… is my comma~nd!
"Huh?" said Eddy somehow hearing me (Pfftt!).
*CRACK!*
Suddenly… a large purple crack appeared high in the sky causing the Eds to stare at said crack with pursed lips.
"What… is that?" was all Double D could say.
Then the crack got even bigger until a purple hole opened from it thus creating another Dimension Vacuum.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the Eds as all of a sudden, they were lifted up in the air by the strong force of the dimension vacuum sucking them towards the hole.
"EEEEEDDYYYYYYYYY!" screamed Double D spinning around in the air.
"THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT EITHER!" screamed Eddy in panic as he stared at the hole that was getting closer to the trio even while spinning like crazy "WHERE DOES THIS BIG HOLE TAKE US?!" he wondered fearfully and out loud.
Ed then gasped "YOU THINK IT'S A PORTAL THAT'LL LEAD US TO OUR DESTINY OF BECOMING SUPERMEN!" he concluded.
"SHUT UP ED!" shouted Eddy and Double D not wanting to hear any of his nonsense.
"FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD! FAREWELL EARTHEON! FAREWELL MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A GREAT SCIENTIST!" screamed Double D as the portal started getting closer… and closer.
"I DON'T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO! I WANT TO BECOME RICH! I WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS! I WANT TO FIND MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE!" shouted out Eddy while he was upside down and desperately grabbing onto nothing as the ground below him started to get farther… and farther.
"I WANT TO LIVE! I WANT TO LIVE! I WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIVE!" screamed Eddy hysterically.
The Eds continued to scream as the portal continued to suck them in. When they finally got through, the hole covered itself and the crack disappeared, leaving no trace of being there…
"Oh dear! Poor Ed! Poor Double D! Poor Eddy! What will happen to them? And what will happen to the Rejects?" said the voice of Nexus Lupin.
"Well, I believe you'll have to find out next chapter~!" he said mischievously.
"Adieu~!"
Author's Notes:
Inspired from XP4Universe and Fir100
That's all for the new chapter. We're introduced to a group of dimension travelling pirates called the Black Skull Pirates and it seems they've plundered some interesting items, one of them being a belt that allowed the captain to transform into a Dark Rider. We're also introduced to two groups of losers called the Rejects and we also meet Ed, Edd and Eddy of the Cul-de-sac and it seems they've all ended up in some unfortunate circumstances.
Now, I bet you're wondering about the Rejects that I introduced right? If you do then you're spot on! These are my version of characters from the popular web series Red vs Blue. More of their character will be seen on the next chapter, so stay tuned.
As for what will happen to them, you'll have to find out on the next chapter!
This is XD Warden warping out.