"I will poke his eyes out."
"He has no eyes to poke."
"I don't care. I will give him eyes just so I can deprive him of them. I will gift him eardrums, just so I can pop them. I will honour him with a tongue so I can rip it out."
"Aren't you a little too overdramatic, Law-kun?"
"Your bloody skeleton has been singing 'Let it snow' for three days straight. I. Will. End. Him."
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