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Naruto Uzumaki hated many things. I hated perverts, rapists, oh he especially hated those rapists, the 3 three minutes it takes to boil ramen, but there was one thing Naruto hated the most.
It was seals.
He hated them with a fury of 1000 suns.
Being an Uzumaki, the clan that was heavily associated with seals. Many Uzumaki took seals as pets and others signed the illustrous seal contract. You couldn't take seals away from the Uzumaki clan and vice versa.
Naruto on the other hand, was one of the few are Uzumaki who had trouble with seals. For you see, one day Naruto took his ass to the beach to have a beach party. Dumbass forgot to bring other people for the beach party so he had to resort using shadow clones and having them change their image with the transformation jutsu to look like other people.
After an hour or two of doing whatever the fuck he was doing, he saw something fat that was twisting and turning upon the beach. It was a seal! Finally! Naruto had a chance to form a connection with a seal so he quickly ran over to the fat bitch with hypersonic speeds.
Unfortunately, the seal noticed the young boy that was approaching her, and this boy was blond. Blond. Yes, this boy was a blond one, and not a redhead, the signature trait of the Uzumaki.
Seals only ever allowed those of Uzumaki descent come near them. This young seal wasn't aware of the fact that the Uzumaki clan can crossbreed with other humans, those of different linages. Thus, unaware that that Uzumaki without the signature features, such as the red hair possibly existed.
SLAP.
Naruto could only look on in shock a he brought his shaking hand to his face. Tears poured out as he registered the betrayal. He only wanted to help the seal but only to be slapped by stubby little paws. What did he do to deserve this?
Looking at the glare the seal was giving him, a glare that Naruto was used to receiving from the villagers of the hidden leaf who hated him; Naruto snapped.
Quickly summoning his chakra chains, Naruto used said chains to yeet the fat ass beached seal like the little bitch it was.
As the seal was flying to the ocean, she realized at this point, she had slapped an Uzumaki, to amend for her crimes, she committed seppuku somehow magically in the air somehow. A seal who betrayed an Uzumaki was not worthy of life.
This piece of information never came to Naruto as he was too busy brewing with hatred for seals. Fuck them. Fuck the lot of them. Fuck seals! Those stupid ass fat ass animals!
Ever since that fateful day, Naruto became known to be one of the few uzumaki that hated seals.
In his dark days in angst and hatred, Naruto's homies came around and helped him out and realize that he didn't need seals in his life.
He had his homie humans! Who needed fat ass seals when you got fat ass humans?
Truly, seals are hard, people are easy.
The end