Firestar was sitting in the camp, stripping meat off of a mouse to eat. Suddenly, Graystripe bounded over.
"Waffle time, waffle time, will you have a waffle of mine?" Graystripe sang.
Well, Firestar thought, still don't know what that is! Graystripe had been offering 'waffles' to eat for 3 moons now.
"For the last time, Graystripe, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!" Firestar shouted, irritated.
"Firestar doesn't like waffles," Graystripe sobbed.
From the corner of the clearing, Ravenpaw sat up, appalled. "Firestar doesn't like waffles?"
Cloudpaw circled Firestar accusingly. "Firestar doesn't like cookies!"
Ugh, Firestar thought, not that craving for kittypet food again! Next thing you know, he will be captured by Twolegs again! Also... what is a cookie?
ThunderClan was shocked. Cats shouted their thoughts from all over the clearing.
"Firestar doesn't like waffles?"
"HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS?!"
"WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?"
All of the sudden, Bluestar came in with a strange sign. It had a strange orange blob on it, with a green leaf at the top. The blue leader strode to the center of the clearing and held the sign high, much to Firestar's bewilderment.
Wait- isn't Bluestar dead?
Every warrior clustered around Bluestar, shouting something about carrots. What is with these cats?!
Geez, he thought, is a waffle Twoleg food? Why are they screaming about carrots? If so...
"I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!" Firestar shouted.
Firestar woke up with a start. He was in the leader's den, safe from any barbaric ThunderClan cats screaming about carrots and waffles. Luckily, Greystripe is a loyal ThunderClan warrior that does not obsess over Twoleg food. Cloudpaw is Cloudtail and is just the same as well.
Well... I'm glad that nightmare is over!
Hope you enjoyed this! I do not take credit for the dialogue, as it is from the song and such. But, I would appreciate constructive criticism for Firestar's thoughts and the descriptions I added.