Dark Nebula woke up ad rubbed his eyes... eye, his single eye. "Gryll."

"What?" Gryll asked.

"We're back." he whispered. "Dark Nebula Works at Mcdonald's has been renewed for a season 2."

"Who renewed it?" Gryll asked, and just as she did so the door SLAMMED open, and the two jumped up from the run-down booth of the McDonald's they were in.

"Hello there, you pathetic unmemorable little idiots!" a woman's voice said, and in walked a black silhouette with white circles for eyes, what looked to be pigtails, and next to it was a chair, also silhouetted. "I RETURN!"

Gryll was confused. "Who are you?"

"Kelstri!" the woman announced, holding her hands up for applause.

"Who?" Gryll asked again. "No for real, who the heck are you?"

"You know the villain from the hit fanfiction Kirby: Skyfall that was rated 10/10 by Donald Trump himself?" Kelstri asked. "The one that has a quote from Hitler for some reason?"

"Oh yeah, he visited here," Gryll recalled. "I wonder if that's canon?"

"Everything is canon." Kelstri giggled, leaning closer. "Even... Dragon Chronciles."

"...even Warioware: FBI?" Dark Nebula asked, leaning closer-er.

"Yes!" Kelstri confirmed.

Gryll leaned in closer as well and the three were practically touching faces. "Even Origami King refolded?"

Kelstri took a step back, "No, that's too based to be canon here."

"Aw." Gryll said, crossing her arms. "Well, thanks for renewing us, but I don't think there's much... stuff for us to do, honestly."

"Oh, there is, you see this place is going to be a set piece for chapter 24 of Mirrored Memories!" Kelstri explained. "You see, Band-"

"SPOILERS, DUDE!" Dark Nebula interupted. "And isn't this place too... specific to be a location in a serious fanfiction?"

"Oh my, you don't know how long you two have been asleep," Kelstri giggled. "Come outside, idiots!" she spoke, and she held her rolling chair behind her as she walked outside, and Gryll and Dark Nebula took a moment to notice the forested locale they found themselves in, something that probably wasnt canon, but it's not like they were paying attention, not gonna lie.

Gryll spoke, "You think these new fanfics are going to be like, darker, or lighthearted?"

"Well, considering the fact that this fanfic made Thanos coming to Popstar canon, take a wild guess." Dark Nebula muttered. "We're not reuploading those chapters though."

"But people won't get the joke."

"Skill issue." Dark Nebula shrugged. "+ L + Ratio + Who Asked."

"I don't get it."

Dark Nebula shrugged, "Ask Elon, he'll show up next chapter."

"Really?"

"Probably." Dark Nebula muttered. "Anyways, lets go see what Calligraphy wants."

"Didn't she say Kelly?"

"...I can't seem to recall, honestly."

"Huh."

Regardless of um... whoever the heck that was supposed to be, Dark Nebula and Gryll stepped outside, finding themselves in a dense forest with trees which seemed to stretch up high to the point where they almost faded out of view, dense pine needles blocking any view of the sky there might have been, instead slight peaks of sunlight cascading down creating the occasional bright source where the foliage seemed more apparent.

"Woah, did we just get a prose upgrade?" Dark Nebula pondered as his starry body eyed around the locale. "Damn, nice!"

"Woah, what do I get?!" Gryll asked. "Wait, that's it?" Gryll asked. "I don't even get anything other than ASKED?!" Gryll asked. "NOT EVEN WHEN IM YELLING!?" Gryll asked.

Dark Nebula then spoke up, "Maybe he just doesn't like you?" he guessed. "Either that or you're not doing it hard enough?"

"Doing what!?" Gryll asked, holding her hands out in utter frustration. "Oh, I have to like... like, action-ize my words." she realized, moving her hands up and down. "Wait, didn't I do this before?"

"Gryll, nobody goes back to read fanfics to see if they have continuity mistakes, they just red on and continue reeding, which is why they didn't notice that spealing error because they're incapable of looking beck." Dark Nebula explyined. "Anyway's, where Chell?"

"I've been standing here the entire time, you ingrates." Whoever the other character in this story was spoke, shaking her head. "And it's KELSTRI, the very memorable character from the Donald Trump approved fanfiction Kirby: Skyfall!"

Dark Nebula snarked back, "Yeah, I doubt that." he spoke. "Tough chance former US President Donald Trump actually liked this story.

Kelstri snapped her fingers, "Fine," she spoke, then from the shadows, former US President Donald Trump appeared with his arms crossed.

"I fully endorse Kirby: Skyfall." he spoke, moving his hands in big boisterous motions. "Great fic, the greatest of fics, just like how Dark Nebula Works at Mcdonald's Season 2 will be the greatest fanfiction in history, and believe me, I know fanfiction, you know my son Don. Jr-"

DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY DOES NOT SPEAK FOR MR DONALD TRUMP OR THE DONALD TRUMP CAMPAGIN, ANY QUOTES ATTRIBUTED TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT ARE PURELY FICTIONAL PLEASE DONT SUE ME MR. TRUMP!

Kelstri snapped her fingers and the man disappeared, leaving Gryll and Dark Nebula stunned for a moment before they looked at eachother. Kelstri continued, "You see, my silly little idiots, I'm like the Thanos of this fanfiction universe, and you have to help me by making sure this universe doesn't end up like the REST of these attempts, okay?"

"Attempts?" Gryll questioned, scratching the top of her head.

"Oh you know, all the failed Kirby fanfiction projects out there, Star Allies: Right Back at Ya, Kirby Triple Deluxe: Ribbon Road, Beyond Time and Stars: Nightmare in Dreamland, they all eventually fall into the void of obscurity..." she muttered. "I plan to overtake that void and reach my true purpose!"

"Your true purpose?" Gryll looked around nervously at the mention of all of those stories, "Wait, aren't fanfictions made by other Authors-?"

"Gryll, you IDIOT." Kelstri laughed, letting out a loud and echoing giggle, "KIKIKIKIKIKI~!" she spoke in a sultry tone. "Everything is canon, sweetie." she laughed. "And now? My biggest masterpiece awaits..."

"I'm sorry, we're not going to join you in your multiversal nonsense!" Dark Nebula spoke. "We're not making EVERYTHING canon, that means She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is canon, and that show SUCKS!"

"Yeah, and besides that, you seem like a bad guy, so screw you, Nelly!" Gryll said, pointing a gloved finger ahead.

"Oh, you poor fools." Kelstri sighed. "Disregard." she spoke, and with that and a few choice words ahead, thus began the start of Season 2 of Dark Nebula Works at McDonald's.

Everything is canon.