chap. 7 miu/shuichi (feat. kokichi)

miu tries to garner shuichi's attention by pestering him

"Aye, cocksucker!" Miu calls with no sense of shame, pushing through the chairs and students of their class to get to the detective, who is sitting at his desk, enduring the rambling of the little rat fuck. "There you are!"

"Please don't call me that." Shuichi politely asks, doing a weak job at hiding his irritation of the loud girl and her nicknames. Miu is just about to ignore it and plow through to her topic of discussion like how a pent up teenager plows through their pillow case when the shepherd liar interrupts them, childlike smile morphing into uniterest as he stares coldly at his fingernails,

"Oh, speak of the devil, that same whore we've been shitting on arrived in the flash."

"Eeek, w-what?!"

"That's a lie," Shuichi contradicts, "What do you need, Miu?"

Sending a harsh glare at the direction of Kokichi, the girl genius turns back to the actual reason she came here, and plasters on a big grin, "Check this out!" She whips out her latest project, presenting it in front of the dark haired boys majestically, "Another magnificent invention by none other than the one and only-!"

"Eew!" the supreme leader immediately cuts in, causing her words to die in her throat, "Why would we wanna see another one of your gross playthings! Keep that dirty trash to your dirty self!"

"It's not a sex toy!" she shouts, and if this was any other place, and if she was any other person, there would be a shocked pause in the room. But this is class 79 of Hope's Peak, and she is Miu Iruma, girl genius, so the world continues to revolve as it was- except for Kokichi, who recoils. "Try it out, virgin!" She hands the detective the device, "I'm sure you'll find a great use for it."

As much as she would like to avoid this and ignore him at all costs, the rat goblin once again begs for attention like the little whore he is by sniffing, crocodile tears building up in his eyes as he looks straight at Miu for the first time in this conversation. "W-Why are you y-y-yelling? D-Does Miu hate me s-s-s-so much?"

"Oh shut up, you." She pouts.

"WAAAH! Shuichi! Miu is being mean to me!"

"A camera?" Shuichi asks as he turns around the device in his hands curiously, paying no mind to the short boy. Damn detective and his stupid intrigue. She hates to admit it, but it is the reason she is here in the first place. In any other situation she would love to just trash the little stinky bug clinging to the emo like a disease instead.

"Yeah! It can match fingerprints from crime scenes to existing data just by taking a picture!" she gloats, "But you have to have really steady hands! Better start working on wanking it so you'll know how to keep your wrists stable, Shubitchy!"

"Gross."

Taking advantage of the fact that Kokichi hadn't interrupted her last sentence, Miu continues to pester, "Pretty fucking awesome, right? I know it must be difficult to not simply bust it to the mere idea that I even took my time to approach you, but-"

"It really is amazing!" Shuichi looks up from the object with sparkling brownish eyes, "This could do a lot of good, Miu!"

"A-Ah, wh-what? O-Of course it's amazing! Like I s-said!"

There's a cheer, and when the flustered blonde looks to the detective's right, the other boy is clapping his hands with a wide delighted grin. "Woo! Now Miu can finally win the young inventor contest and pay her boob job debts! I'm so proud of you!"

Ignoring the fact that she isn't entering any contest and that she isn't in debt (and that these are one hundred percent natural!), Miu flushes further, "R-Really?"

Kokichi smirks. "Nishishi, or was that a lie?"

Pouting, the blonde nearly misses when Shuichi gets up from his chair to return her invention back to her, "Can you tell me more about it?" he whispers to her, "...When Kokichi isn't here?" He smiles sheepishly. Behind him said gremlin is leaning side to side in his chair trying to listen in.

Scoffing, Miu flips her perfect hair over her shoulder and sharply whirls away from the two losers. "Fine. But if I find you with one hand wriggling under the table I'm leaving."

"I don't think you'll need to worry about that…"

"Ehh? What are you two talking about?" Kokichi asks with an innocent tilt of his head.

"It's nothing." Shuichi turns to him, walking back to his desk in front of the other boy's, "What were you saying about abolishing all puppies…?"

"I don't like liars, Shumai." His frown would almost be menacing if he was anyone less annoying, and if Miu was ever scared of anything ever, but in a snap, his mood does a flip. "But since my beloved asked so nicely… Now, where were we?"