Washington, DC.
Lance, Walter, Marcy, Ears, Eyes, Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Were Chilling On The Steps And Feeding Some Pigeons As Lance Said, "Beautiful Day." Walter Threw Some Bread Crumbs As He Told Lance, "You're Right, Lance, But That Whole Triple Fired Thing Is A Record, But We Still Got Back In The Game."
Marcy Chuckled As She Said, "Well, You Guys Did Break A Bunch Of Laws And Define Orders And You Committed Some Treason And You Guys Nearly Got Killed At The Fight Back At The Abandoned Church."
Eyes Pat Lance And Walter's Heads And Said, "It Doesn't Matter, Just Look Around."
They All Stare At The View, The Monument, The Water, The Trees, The People Jogging, Taking Selfies, And Going On Walks.
"Both Of Your Mothers Would Be Proud Of You Guys," Eyes Said.
"You Kept All The People Safe," Marcy Replied.
"And You Both Did Your Ways," Ears Replied.
"But He Did Turn Me Into A Pigeon And I'm Starting To Get Use To It," Lance Said As He Chuckled.
Walter Sighed And Asked, "So, What Do We Do Now?"
"We Could..."
Before Lance Could Finish, He Heard Some Beeping From Their Phones To See A Text From Joy Jenkins Saying, "To The Office, Immediately."
They Ran Into An Elevator In The Monument And Went Down To The H.T.U.V. Agency.
"Oh, Wow, They're Coming!" A Security Guard With Curly Hair And Glasses Said.
The Elevator Opened To Reveal Them And Everyone In The Agency Was Cheering For Lance And Walter.
"Yes, Thank You, Thank You," Lance Said Smoothly.
"Looking Good, Guys!" A Man Said.
"Thanks," Walter Thanked.
"Go Ahead, Back To Work, It's Too Much, It's Probably Just The Right Amount, But Still Go Back To Work," Lance Said As Everyone Was Laughing.
"Hey, Guys!" A Man Called Out.
"Lucas!" Walter Called.
"My Name's Dave!" A Man Called Back.
"Morning, Guys," Two Men Said.
"Fellas, Give Us Some," Lance Said As He And Walter Gave The Two Men Fist Bumps.
"Wow, Dude, Never Wash Our Hands Again!" The Man Said Excitedly.
The Spies And The Pigeons Enter Joy's Office And Sat Down As Ears Asked, "Yo, You Need Anything, Director Jenkins?"
Joy Sat Down And Explained, "Each Of You Have Been Selected, Because You're The Best Agents In Our Field That I Hired, Your Skills Will Be Put To The Test Facing This."
Walter Projected A Picture Of The Cannon And Joy Said, "As You Can Clearly See This Is A Normal Circus Cannon."
Walter Then Rose His Hand And Joy Asked, "Yes, Walter?"
Walter Turned On An X-Ray Vision Of The Cannon As He Explained, "Actually, It's A Composite Cannon, You Can Tell By The Electricity And The Vent Clusters."
Joy Turned To Everyone And Said, "Okay, Forget I Said "Cannon", This Is A...SuperWeapon!"
Everyone Except Joy Gasped As Ears Said, "Weird, Because It's Disguised As A Cannon."
Joy Nodded And Said, "Yes, And Here's The Scary Part."
Joy Turned On A Projector And Projected A Picture Of Her Taking A Selfie In Front Of A Cheetah Nuzzling Her As She Said, "This Is The Guy Who Bought It!"
Lance, Walter, Marcy, Ears, And Eyes Showed Awkward And Confused Expressions As Joy Turned To The Screen And Said, "Oops, How'd That Get There?"
More Selfies Of Joy Appear On The Screen As Eyes Said, "I Don't Even Know What We're Looking At!"
Joy Looked At The Projector To See That She Got The Wrong Projector Showing Her Selfies And Groaned In Frustration And Went To Get The Right One.
The Projector Showed A Picture Of Killian As She Said, "This Is The Guy Who Bought It!"
Walter Suddenly Spat Out A Piece Of Bubble Gum At Killian's Face On The Screen.
Joy Turned To Walter And Asked, "Wait, You Know This Guy?"
Walter Nodded And Said, "Um, Yes, He Nearly Killed Me Two Times In A Row, He's The One Who Framed Lance And Tried To Destroy This Place In The First Place, Maybe I Should've Just Let Him Die."
Joy Looked At Walter In A Concerned Way As She Said, "Terribly Convincing, But Moving On."
"Okay, So, What's The Plan?" Marcy Asked.
Joy Took The Piece Of Bubble Gum That Walter Spat Out Of The Screen With A Paper Towel And Threw It Away As She Said, "Alright, Here's What We're Looking At, Everyone."
The Projector Show Pictures Of The Plans As Joy Said, "Step One: Travel Undetected To Brazil."
The Spies Agree As They Nod Their Heads.
"Step Two: You're Gonna Break Into Wherever He's Hiding The Cannon," Joy Said.
"Got It," Lance Said.
Joy Drew A Red X On The Picture Of The Cannon As She Said, "And Step Three: Deactivate The Cannon, Once You Break In There, Hopefully Before This Place Is Destroyed And We All Become Slaves, So That's It."
Lance Stood Up And Said, "Cool, But Me And Walter Have A Few Questions."
Joy Turned To Lance And Said, "Why? I've Explained Everything, It's A Foolproof Plan."
Walter Got Up From His Seat As He Asked, "Right, How Do We Sneak Into His Hideout? Where Exactly Is The Cannon And How Do We Deactivate It And When You Say "Escape", How Do We Plan To Do That Exactly, Because I Think This Is A Crucial Thing To Figure Out."
Eyes Nodded And Asked, "I Agree, Why Isn't He In Charge?"
"Told You He's Smart," Lance Commented.
Joy Sighed And Said, "Guys, Hold On, Please."
"Director, Do You Have A Map Of Brazil?" Marcy Asked.
Joy Nodded And Pulled Down A Map Of Brazil And Marcy And Lance Went To It And Start Looking For Where Killian Is Hiding As Lance Said, "Sorry, Hon, I'll Take It From Here."
"No, I Will!" Marcy Said As She And Lance Start Fighting Over The Map.
Joy Sighed In Frustration As She Asked, "Can't You Two Just Get Along Already?"
Walter Was Watching Them As Said As He Gritted Through His Teeth, "Well, This Was A Weird Meeting."
In The Amazon Rainforest
Nigel Was Rowing On A Raft In The Amazon Rainforest Since He Couldn't Fly Anymore And Found Killian Walking Into A Cave. He Rowed Over And Climbed To The Top And Walked In And He Tapped On Killian's Leg As He Asked, "Excuse Me?"
Killian Turned Around To See Nigel And Said, "What Are You Doing In Here, Bird? Shoo, Get Out!"
"No, I Need Help," Nigel Said.
Killian Wasn't Surprised As He Asked, "You Can Talk?"
"Yeah, I Can Talk, Who Are You?" Nigel Asked.
"I Am Tristan McFord, But You Can Call Me Killian," Killian Answered.
"Nigel," Nigel Introduced Himself.
"Why Must You Come To Me?" Killian Asked Nigel.
"Again, I Need Help, Big Help," Nigel Answered.
"With What?" Killian Asked.
"Revenge," Nigel Said.
Killian Was Surprised As He Said, "I'm Getting Revenge On Somebody Too."
"Who Is It?" Nigel Asked.
Killian Cleared His Throat As He Explained, "There's This Spy Named, "Agent Lance Sterling" And His Friend, Walter."
"I Don't Know Who Those Two Are, But How Are You Gonna Get Your Revenge?" Nigel Asked.
"First, I'm Gonna Kill Them, Then I'm Gonna Destroy The Agency That Sent Them," Killian Explained.
Nigel Was Curious As He Asked, "How Are You Gonna Destroy This Agency Of Theirs?"
Killian Opened A Hangar And Showed Nigel The Cannon As He Said, "This."
Nigel Was Bored As He Asked, "A Circus Cannon?"
"Hey!" Killian Snapped. "This Cannon Is Really Dangerous Than A Real One, It's A SuperWeapon, All I'm Gonna Do Is Find Some Rocks That Fit Inside It, Dump Gas All Over Them, And Fire Them Until They Catch On Fire, Because Gas Is Flammable, And Then Breaks The Glass On Top Of The Agency, And They Go Pretty Fast, I'm Gonna Fire Them From Here To Washington DC," Killian Explained.
"What Did Those Two Do To Make You Do This?" Nigel Asked.
"One Of His Friends Nearly Killed Me When He Hacked Into My Robot Claw To Shut Off My Drones And Made Me Fall To My Death, Lucky One Of His Gadgets Kept Me Safe, But I Still Nearly Died," Killian Explained.
Nigel Was Curious As He Asked, "Robot Claw?"
"Yes, This," Killian Answered As He Showed Nigel His Robot Claw. "It's A Long Story, Speaking Of Which, Who Are You Getting Revenge On?" Killian Asked Nigel.
"This Might Sound Stupid, But I'm Getting Revenge On A Blue Bird," Nigel Answered.
"Ok, What Did He Do To You?" Killian Asked.
Nigel Felt Anger In Him As He Said, "When We Were Fighting, He Strapped My Leg With A String That Was Hooked To A Fire Extinguisher, He Made Me Fly Out Of The Plane And The Propeller Ripped Off All My Feathers And I Never Flew Again, I've Been Stuck Wearing This Jacket For Years."
Killian Patted Nigel's Head As He Said, "Don't Worry, Nigel, We'll Find Him, But First, We Gotta Focus On The Spies And The Agency, All We Gotta Do Is Test The Cannon, You Got All That?"
"Yes," Nigel Smiled As He Did An Evil Laugh And Killian Chuckled A Little Bit.
"Um, You're Not Laughing Evilly," Nigel Told Killian.
"I Am, I'm Just Chuckling A Little Evilly," Killian Explained To Nigel.
"Pfft, I'm Anticipating," Nigel Said As He Scoffed.
