And Then There Were Two

Right Now We Have To Start Somewhere

How Far To Go

I Don't Care

Just When I Thought You'd Leave Me Blue

You Come Around Outta Nowhere

Lance, Walter, Marcy, Ears, Eyes, Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Were On A Spy Jet Flying To Rio To Stop Killian From Destroying The Agency. Walter Was Sipping On A Juice Box, Marcy And Eyes Were Reading Magazines, Ears Was Listening To Music And Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Were Munching On Breadcrumbs As Walter Said, "Guys, This Will Be A Very Dangerous Mission, So I Bought More And New Gadgets I Made Over Night, A Pepper-Spray Grenade, Balloon Bombs, Tornado Gun, And The Collide-Oscope 2, Even Powerful, And Some Extra Biodynamic Concealment In Case All Of You Want To Turn Into Pigeons."

"I Don't Think That'll Be A Good Idea," Marcy Replied.

"Suit Yourself," Walter Told Marcy.

Ears Rose His Hand And Asked, "Beckett, Since There's Eight Of Us Going On A Mission, Shouldn't We Upgrade Our Team Name "Team Weird" To "Team Weirder?"

"Um, I Guess So, Not A Bad Name For A Team," Walter Said As He Sipped On His Juice Box.

Suddenly They Heard Lance In The Bathroom Saying, "Oh No, Not Again, What Totally Is That?!" He Slipped And Fell In The Toilet And He Screamed. He Got Out And Ran Out Of The Bathroom And He Was A Pigeon, He Was Dripping And Had A Piece Of Toilet Paper Stuck Under His Foot.

"Everything Go Okay In There?" Walter Asked.

Lance Foofed His Feathers To Clean Himself Up As He Said, "Number One And Number Two Both Still Come Out Of The Same Place, So, No, It Didn't Go Okay In There."

"What's He Talking About?" Eyes Asked.

Walter Turned To Eyes And Explained, "It's Called A Cloaca, Eyes, It Sounds Weird And Gross, But Having A Cloaca Just Means..."

"Beckett, Don't Be Gross, We Know What It Means," Marcy Interrupted.

"Yeah, I Saw It In The Mirror," Lance Told Marcy As He Grabbed The Touch Screen As He Said, "Computer, Find Robohand In Brazil."

"Tracking Robohand In Brazil," The Female Computer Voice Said As It Was Tracking Killian. "Wireless Signal Intercepted In The Amazon Rainforest," The Computer Voice Said Again.

Everyone's Eyes Widen As Eyes Said, "The Amazon Rainforest, That's Too Far, Two Thousand Miles From Rio, We'll Never Make It In Time!"

Walter Then Patted Eyes' Head As He Said, "Don't Worry, Eyes, That's Why I Made These."

Walter Took Out Two Rockets And Ears Asked, "What Are Those?"

"Speed Adapters, For Vehicles Including Non-Motor Boats, We'll Use These To Speed To The Rainforest To Stop Robohand Just In Time," Walter Explained.

"But Where Are We Gonna Find A Wooden Boat?" Marcy Asked.

"I Don't Know, A Boat Rent Maybe?" Walter Answered.

After Minutes Of Still Flying, The Female Computer Voice Said, "You Have Arrived, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil."

"Well, We're Here," Lance Said.

The Jet Landed And The Spies And Pigeons Got Out And Start To Walk Through The Jungle.

Let Me Take You To Rio, Rio

Fly Over The Ocean Like An Eagle, Eagle

Then We Can Chill In My Gazebo, Gazebo

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Nah, Nah, Nah

Lance Looked Up To See Some Macaws Flying And He Smiled.

Veja Como É Rico O Nosso Riso

O Sol É Feliz De Saber Rir Também

Agua Verde Rindo, Mares Vindo

Tudo É Samba, E O Samba Vem Sambar Meu Bem

Para Ter Amor E Um Pouquinho De Rio

Onde A Paixão É O Riso De Alguém

Vou Te Dar Calor E Um Carinho De Ritmo

Todo Meu Amor Por Natureza Vem, Vem

Lance Was Sleeping Under And Next To Walter's Neck And Woke Up As Walter Said, "Lance, Wake Up!"

Lance Woke Up To See That They Were Still Walking In The Jungle And He Asked, "How Long Have We Been Walking?"

Eyes Turned To Him And Said, "We Don't Know, But We've Been Walking For Hours, I Think We're Lost."

Lance Laughed And Said, "Lost, Spies Don't Get Lost, Especially A Fearless Spy Pigeon Like Me."

"Pigeons Also Get Lost, Sterling," Marcy Said.

"Do Not," Lance Said.

"Do Too," Marcy Replied.

"Do Not, Do Too, Do Not, Do Too!" They Kept Saying.

"Enough, Let's Just Keep Walking Through This Jungle And Don't Alert Any Predatory Animals," Walter Alerted As They Kept Walking.

Lance Hopped Down Of Walter's Shoulder, But Accidentally Stepped On A Stick That Snapped In Half, It Was Loud And It Alerted An Alligator That Appeared Out Of The River.

The Spies And Pigeons Step Back From The Alligator, But Lance Wasn't Afraid And Turned Around And Sticked His Tail Feather Up Ready To Poop On Him.

Walter Came To Him And Said, "Don't Shoot, You'll Anger Him."

Lance Scoffed And Said, "It's Already Angry."

"Lance, That Is An Alligator, Don't Run Or He'll Charge," Ears Warned Lance.

The Alligator Growled And Lance Turned Around And Asked, "So What Do I Do, Dance With Him?"

"Just Stand Still," Marcy Replied.

Lance And The Alligator Stared At Each Other And Lance Ran To Attack Him, The Alligator Ran Back Into The Water And Lance Said, "Yeah, That's Right, You Better Be Scared Of Me, So See You Later, Alligator And Don't Ever Come Back, You Don't Mess With Lance Sterling!"

The Spies And Pigeons Heard Growling And Turned Around As They Saw A Panther Coming Up That Made The Alligator Ran Back In The Water, The Panther Jumped And Landed In Front Of Them And Lance Asked, "What About This One, Run, Don't Run, What?"

The Panther Growled Louder And Was Ready To Hunt Them. Walter's Eyes Widened And Commanded, "Run, Definitely Run!"

The Spies And Pigeons Ran And Flew From The Panther, But They Split Up, Lance Was Alone And Flew Away From The Panther, He Blew A Raspberry At The Panther, But He Hit A Tree And Slid Down. The Panther Came Close The Lance As He Said, "Three Hours Of Pressure To The Vegas Nerve, Time To Go Sleepy Night-Night!" He Jumped And Stuck His Right Wing Up Ready To Chop The Panther's Neck And Knock It Out, But The Panther Scratched His Wing And Swiped Him Off, Lance Then Hit A Pile Of Rocks And One Fell And Crushed His Wing That The Panther Scratched.

"Ah!" Lance Screamed In Pain As He Got His Wing Out Of The Rock. His Wing Had Three Red Scratch Marks And Was Broken, He Couldn't Fly.

The Panther Ran After Lance And He Continued Running Since He Can't Fly Now. He Came To A Cliff That Was A Dead End And Stopped Running. The Panther Came Closer To Lance And He Jumped Off Which Made The Panther Confused.

Lance Was Falling And Flapping His Wings Trying To Fly, But He Couldn't Because His Right Wing Was Hurt. Suddenly Blu Swept In And Lance Landed On His Back That Stopped Him From Falling.

Lance Opened His Eyes And Said, "I'm Saved, I'm Saved, Are You An Angel?"

Blu Looked At Him Confused And Said, "No, I'm Not, Little Pigeon."

Lance Was Surprised And Asked, "You Can Understand Me?"

Blu Shook His Head And Said, "Yes, Because You're A Bird And I'm A Bird, We Both Understand Each Other."

"Well, I'm Not Really A Pigeon, I'm Disguised As A Pigeon," Lance Said To Blu.

Blu Looked Confused And Asked Him, "What Are You Talking About?"

"My Friend, Walter, He Understands Pigeons Like Me And He's A Scientist, I Drunk Some Concealment, And I'm Stuck In This Body, But I'm Getting Used To It," Lance Answered.

"Okay," Blu Slowly Said.

"Anyway, Thanks For Saving From Falling," Lance Said To Blu.

"Um, You're Welcome, I Think," Blu Replied Back.

"This Is How I Like To Start The Day, You Never Feel Alive From When You're Almost Dead," Lance Said.

"True, True, Anyway, What Are You Doing Out Here All Alone?" Blu Asked.

Lance Crawled Up To Blu And Said, "Well, Me And My Friends Arrived Here, We Were Walking And Flying Through The Jungle, When Suddenly A Panther Came And Chased Me, I Got Lost, I Couldn't Fly Because I Hurt My Wing From When The Panther Scratched Me."

"I Feel You, My Wings Never Got Injured, But I Still Couldn't Fly, But Now I Can, That Was Years Ago," Blu Explained.

"Anyway, Do You Have A Name?" Lance Asked.

"Blu," Blu Answered Lance.

"Yes, You Are Blue, What's Your Name?" Lance Asked.

"I Told You, Blu," Blu Replied.

Lance Was Confused And Asked, "Your Name Is The Color Of Your Feathers?"

"Yeah, But Not B-L-U-E, It's B-L-U, Blu, Does That Make Sense?" Blu Asked Lance.

"Kind Of, Anyway, I'm Agent Lance Sterling, I'm An Agent, And Agents Like Me Get What They Can And Get Out Before They're Killed," Lance Explained.

Blu Was Curious And Asked, "Agent, You Mean Like Insurance Agent, If You Were, It Would Be Weird, Because Birds Don't Sell Cars, Wait, You Mean Secret Agent, You're A Spy?"

"Why, Yes, I Am, I'm On A Mission Here, In Brazil, But To Complete, I Gotta Wait For My Team To Find Me," Lance Said.

"Well, You Can Stay At My Place For A Couple Days Until They Find You," Blu Kindly Said.

"Really, Thanks, Man," Lance Said To Blu.

"Well, It's Not My Home, I'm Just On Vacation With Family And Friends, Three More Days Before We Go Back To Our Home, In The Amazon," Blu Replied.

Lance Was Surprised And Said, "The Amazon, That's Where I'm Going To Complete The Mission!"

"Would You Like To Tell Me About It?" Blu Asked.

Lance Shook His Head And Said, "Not Right Now, When We Get Back To Your Place?"

Blu Nodded And Said, "Ok."

Blu Had Lance On His Back And Flew Back To The Jungle.

Meanwhile

Walter, Marcy, Ears, Eyes, Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Were Done Fleeing From The Panther And Walter Asked, "Is Everyone Okay?"

"Yes, That Was Crazy, Man, We Could've Been Meat For That Cat, And It Stinks That We Couldn't Fly Like Your Feathered Friends, Because We Can't Fly, If We Did, We'd Be Faster, We Should've Turned Into Birds," Ears Said To Walter.

"I Guess That Makes Sense," Walter Said.

Marcy Looked Behind Walter To See That Lance Wasn't There And Asked, "Beckett, Where's Sterling?"

"He's Right Over..." Walter Stopped To See That Lance Wasn't Behind Him.

"Lance, Lance, Lance?!" Walter Called.

"Where The Heck Can He Be?" Ears Asked.

"He's Probably Eaten By That Panther," Marcy Replied.

"Hey!" Walter Snapped. "Don't Say That, He Could Be Out There, Making Friends With Other Birds Or Something, But Not Being Eaten By Other Animals," Walter Suggested.

He Turned To Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes And Asked, "Lovey, Guys, Fly Out To The Jungle And Find Lance Before We Complete The Mission, You Got It?"

Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes All Coo In Agreement And Flew Off Into The Jungle To Find Lance.