After Killian And Nigel Left The Amazon Rainforest. Killian Stepped Out Of The Leaves With Nigel On His Shoulder. Killian Stood On The Edge Of The Cliff And Looked At The City Of Rio De Janeiro With An Evil Smile.
Killian Referred To Nigel As He Starred At The City While Saying, "So This Is Where You're From?"
Nigel Smiled Evilly And Said, "Yes, And After We Get Our Revenge, You're Welcome To It."
Gabi Was Hoping Through The Jungle And Found Nigel Standing On Killian's Shoulder, She Hopped Up To Killian's Shoulder Nigel Was Standing On And Said, "Hey, Nigel."
Nigel And Killian Looked To See Gabi And Nigel Asked, "Gabi?"
"You Know This Frog?" Killian Asked.
Nigel Shook His Head And Said, "Yes, She's My Girlfriend, Which Is Weird That You're Seeing A Frog And A Bird In Love, Some Humans Think Gabi Was Poisonous, But During A Battle In The Amazon Rainforest To Stop Loggers From Destroying It, The Pesky Bird's Daughter Said That She's Not Poisonous And The Worst Part Is That She Said That Me And Her Can Be Together And It Was A Nightmare, She Even Smothered Me And Other Gross Romantic Things."
"Yeah, But I'm Not Gonna Do That This Time," Gabi Said.
Nigel Was Surprised And Turned To Gabi And Said, "You're Not?"
Gabi Shook Her Head And Said, "No, I Just Wanted To Say That I'm Sorry For Smothering You, Because I Love You."
Nigel Was Surprised, Gabi Never Apologized To Him Before.
"It's Fine, I'm Still Getting Revenge On That Blue Bird If You Wanna Join Again," Nigel Said To Gabi.
"Why, Sure," Gabi Said As He Hopped On Nigel's Head.
Nigel Turned To Killian And Said, "I Haven't Introduced You To Her Yet, Killian, Gabi, Gabi, Killian."
"Hi," Gabi Said.
Killian Waved His Robot Claw At Gabi And Thought To Himself, "Where Are These Talking Animals Coming From?"
While They Chat With Her About How They're Getting Revenge On Lance, Blu, And Walter, They Start Walking Out Of The Jungle.
A Half Hour Later
Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, Tiago, Rafael, Eva, Their Eighteen Toucan Chicks, Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Eduardo, Mimi, Roberto, Felipe, Luiz, Mauro, And The Marmosets Were Sitting By A Campfire And Lance Was Telling Them Stories About His Missions As He Said, "So, There I Was, Finally Flying To Save My Friend From Falling To His Death, We Totally Saved The World, But Me And Walter Got Fired, But Me And Him Are Now Back In The Game."
Everyone Was Impressed And Bia Said, "Wow, Lance, Good Story."
"Thanks, Kid," Lance Said To Bia.
Felipe Was Confused And Asked, "But You Saved This Agency Of Yours, How Did You And This Walter Kid Of Yours Get Fired?"
"Well, Me And Walter Broke A Bunch Of Laws, We Define Orders, And Committed Some Treason, But We Still Got Our Jobs Back," Lance Answered.
"Good, But Guilty As Charged," Eduardo Replied As He Chuckled.
While They Were Laughing And Enjoying Each Other's Company, They Heard Some Cooing.
"Nice Pigeon Sounds, Lance," Blu Said To Lance.
Lance Was Confused And Said, "I Wasn't Making That Sound."
They Heard The Cooing Again And Lance Looked To Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Flying Down To The Ground And Land In Front Of Him.
Lance Was Surprised And Asked, "Lovey, Jeff, Crazy Eyes, What Are You Guys Doing Here?"
Lovey Cooed At Lance.
"You Were Looking For Me?" Lance Asked.
Lovey Cooed In Agreement.
"Where Are The Others?" Lance Asked Again.
Lovey Cooed Saying That They're Still Looking For Him.
"Thank Goodness," Lance Said.
Blu And Jewel Walk To Lance And Blu Asked, "Lance, Who Are These Other Pigeons?"
"The Pretty One Is Lovey, The Fat One Is Jeff, And The Skinny One With The Lollipop On Top Of His Head Is Crazy Eyes, They Don't Talk, But They're Still My Two Friends And One Girlfriend, Well, Lovey's Not Really My Girlfriend, She Just Acts Like It," Lance Said As Lovey Nuzzled Him.
The Others Look In Surprise To See That More Birds Came To Rio And Rafael Looked At Eva And Whispered, "Looks Like We're Getting Some Guests This Week."
Eva Nodded In Agreement.
Nico And Pedro Flew To Lance, Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes And Nico Said, "We Forgot To Tell You This, But When You And Your Pigeon Friends Are Here, You Gotta Watch Out For Smugglers!"
Lance Showed Some Confusion And Asked, "Smugglers?"
Blu Looked At Them And Walked Up To Them And Said, "Smugglers Are Humans Who Want To Catch Or Kill Us So They Can Sell Us Illegally."
Jewel Stared Forward With An Angry Expression As She Said, "They're The Worst, They'd Sell A Bird They Killed For A Penny!"
Lance Showed A Fearless Expression As He Said, "Don't Worry, I Think I Can Handle Them."
Meanwhile
Walter, Marcy, Ears, And Eyes Were At Linda And Tulio's House, Sitting At The Dinner Table, Talking About Why They Were Finding Lance.
"Like I Asked, Why Are You Looking For A Pigeon?" Fernando Asked.
Walter Cleared His Throat And Explained, "Well, You Three May Not Believe Us, But We're On A Mission, Our Pigeon Is A Spy."
Linda Was Curious And Asked, "Spy?"
Marcy Nodded And Answered, "Yes, We Came All The Way From Washington, DC To Here In Brazil To Stop A Man With A Robot Hand From Destroying Our Agency With A Cannon, Which Is A SuperWeapon, That Shoots Fireballs Out Of It Far Away From Here To The Agency And We Can't Stop Him Without Lance."
Tulio Was Confused And Asked, "Lance?"
"That's The Name Of The Pigeon We're Trying To Find," Ears Answered.
Fernando Walked Up To Walter And Asked, "How Did You Lose This Bird?"
Walter Turned Around And Explained, "Well, You See When We Got Here, We Walked Through The Jungle Then All Of A Sudden, A Panther Chased Us And We Accidentally Abandoned Him And Now He's Lost And I Sent My Other Three Pigeons Out To Find Them, But They're Probably Lost Too, So We Found You Guys As A Backup, Also I'm Gonna Blurt Out A Secret Real Quick."
Walter Walked Up To Linda And Tulio And Whispered In Their Each Other's Ears.
"Lance Isn't Really A Pigeon," He Whispered.
Linda And Tulio Were Confused And Linda Asked, "What Do You Mean?"
"Lance Is Actually A Human, He's Just A Pigeon For The Mission, It's A Disguise, And How Did I Turn Him Into One, With This," Walter Explained As He Showed Them The Biodynamic Concealment.
"What Is That?" Linda Asked.
"It's Called Biodynamic Concealment, When You Drink It, You'll Turn Into A Pigeon," Walter Explained.
Tulio Rose His Hand And Asked, "Is It Safe?"
Walter Nodded And Said, "Yes, It's Safe, But You'll Get Stomach Pains In The Beginning, But It's Normal, Now I'm Gonna Let Someone Drink It And Turn Them Into A Pigeon To Prove You Guys, I'll Give It Too...Him."
Walter Pointed To Fernando And He Asked, "What?"
"You're Gonna Drink This To Prove Your Parents, Okay?" Walter Asked.
Fernando Was Nervous And Said, "Okay."
Fernando Took A Sip Of The Concealment And Nothing Happened.
"Okay, We Don't Believe Y..." Fernando Stopped His Sentence As He Started To Feel Bad.
Walter Patted Fernando's Head And Said, "You Might Be Experiencing Some Mild Discomfort."
"How Does This Have To Do Anything With Turning Into A Bird?" Fernando Asked As He Crashed.
"Is Fernando Gonna Be Okay?" Linda Asked Worriedly.
"Yes, But It Might Be Hard Because He's In The Middle Of Chromothripsis," Walter Said As He Showed Linda And Tulio A Projection.
"Okay, I Might Pass Out," Fernando Said As He Fell To The Floor.
"Oh, You're Definitely Gonna Pass Out, Your Genomes Are Being Smashed Apart To Resemble The Pigeon DNA," Walter Said.
Marcy Tapped Walter's Shoulder And Asked, "Beckett, You Realize This Is Child Abuse, Right?"
"No, It's Not!" Walter Snapped And Said, "I'm Just Showing Them So They Won't Think We're Crazy."
Fernando Grabbed Onto The Railing And Said, "Muscle It Down, Fernando, Muscle It Down, Ah, What Did You Do?" He Asked In Panic As He Saw Goosebumps Happening.
"Woah, You're Entering Phase Two, Epigenetic Modulation And Think Of Each Gene As Having A Switch And One By One, Your Switches Are Flipping To Human, Pigeon, Human, Pigeon, Human, Pigeon, Human, Pigeon, Human, Pigeon," Walter Repeated As He Kept Turning To Lights On And Off.
Fernando Saw His Shadow Turn Into A Pigeon.
His Eyes Went Apart Looking At His Sides And Said, "Stop With The Lights!"
Fernando Stops Walter From Switching The Lights On And Off And Saw That His Hand Was Small And Said, "My Hand, What's Happening To My Hand?!"
Fernando Starts To Hallucinate As Walter Said, "Baby Hand, This Is The Final Phase!"
Fernando Was Now Laying On A Cloud As He Said, "This Is Not Bad At All."
Walter Appeared As The Sun And Said, "Your Body Is Being Flooded With Endorphins To Prepare You For The Immense Physical Pain You're About To Experience."
Fernando Was About To Sip On A Drink That Was Floating Around, But Turned Around And Asked, "Wait, Say That Again?"
Fernando Started To Cry In Pain And Said, "You Poisoned Me!"
"No, Fernando, Wait, It's Not Bad Pain, I Promise!" Walter Said As Fernando Crawled Into The Kitchen.
Fernando Got To The Kitchen Sink And Said, "Squeeze The Poison Out.
He Put His Hand In His Mouth But Walter Stopped Him And Said, "I Wouldn't Do That."
Fernando Held His Stomach In Pain And Walter Said, "Three Seconds, You're Gonna Be Fine, Trust Me."
The Pain Stopped And Fernando's Eyes Widen In Confusion And Said To Walter, "Ha!"
Walter Checks The Time And Said, "That Clock's Fast."
Fernando Disappeared And Feathers Appeared And He Was A Yellow And Green Pigeon.
Walter Looked At Him And Said, "I've Never Seen A Pigeon Like That Before."
Fernando Looked Around And Asked, "Why Does My Vision Look Weird?"
"Because Pigeons Have 360 Vision, Now No One Will Sneak Up Behind You," Walter Explained To Fernando.
"Can You Fly?" Marcy Asked.
Fernando Flapped His Wings And Started To Fly And Said, "Yes And It's Awesome!"
Fernando Flew Around The House And Saw Linda And Tulio And Said, "Guys, Look, I'm Flying!"
Linda And Tulio Were Impressed And Tulio Said, "Maybe Walter Isn't So Crazy After All."
Fernando Flew Back Into The Kitchen And Walter Threw Something At Him That Turned Him Back Into Human.
Walter Turned To Everyone And Said, "Alright, Everyone, We Should Get Some Sleep, We Gotta Wake Up Early To Find Lance And Complete The Mission, Marcy, Find Some Pillows, Ears And Eyes, Find Some Blankets, Linda And Tulio, Find Us A Place To Sleep, And Fernando, You Might Wanna Put Some Clothes Back On."
Fernando Turned Back Into A Human And Realized He Was Naked, He Turned Red With Embarrassment As He Went To Put His Clothes Back On.
Two Hours Later
The Marmosets Were Standing In An Open Area Of The Jungle And They Were Dancing And Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Were Dancing In Front Of Them. The Background Music Was "Funky Monkey". Mauro Smiled As He And The Marmosets Jump On Each Foot And Sway Back And Forth While Shaking Their Hands Under Their Armpits. Then The Marmosets Turn To The Left (Your Left) And Point Both Their Fingers While They Move Slowly Backwards And Bounce Their Bodies. Then They Spun Around And Then Jump On Their Left Hands And Stood On Them With Their Feet Up In The Air. Then The Marmosets Jump Back On Their Feet And Wave Their Hands In The Air While Shaking Their Tails. They Watch As The Pigeons Dance In Front Of Them. Lovey Stood In Front Of The Others As She Led Jeff And Crazy Eyes In The Dance. The Pigeons Held Their Right Legs Off The Ground, Their Right Wings Bent Up And Their Left Wings Bent Down. Then They Put Their Right Legs Down And Lift Their Left Legs And Bent Their Left Wings Up And Their Right Wings Down. Then They Walk To The Right (Your Right) And Put Their Wings On Their Sides And Move Their Elbows Back. They Walk Like They Were Chickens. Then They Cross Their Wings And Kicked Their Feet Out For A Moment. Then The Pigeons Laid Down On The Ground With Their Wings And Legs Spread Out As They Shook On The Ground And Turned And Then Shot Their Heads Up. Then The Pigeons Jumped Up And Spun Around And Squatted Down With Their Wings Bent Up And They Walked Sideways While Clapping Their Wings. Mauro And The Marmosets Smile. Then They Walked Next To Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes And They Turned Around To Face Luiz, Lance, And The Flock. They Started Doing The Same Dance Moves As They Shook Their Butts Back And Forth. Then They Jumped On Their Heads And Spun Around. Then They Shook Their Bodies Around As If They Were Having A Seizure. Then They Smile As They Held Their Left Feet In Their Wings And Jump Up And Down Like They Would Do If They Step On Something Painful.
When They Stop, Lance Smiled As He Said, "Wow, That Was Pretty Good."
Mauro Smiled As He Pointed His Thumb At Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes And Said, "Your Unspeakable Pigeon Friends Got Some Skill."
Lance Smiled As He Pointed At Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes And Said, "I Guess Lovey And The Other Two Did Learn Something."
Blu Walked To Lance And Said, "Well, You Don't Have To Worry About Anything, You'll Be Safe Here As Long As You Don't Do Anything To Turn Yourself Away."
Lance Smiled As Laid On His Side And Said, "Great, Now What's For Dinner?"
Later That Night
Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, Tiago, Rafael, Eva, Their Eighteen Toucan Chicks, Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Eduardo, Mimi, Roberto, Felipe, Mauro, And The Marmosets Have Finished Eating Some Fruit While Luiz Bit Off The Last Meat Off Of A Fish Skeleton.
Lance Finished Telling Stories Of All His Missions As Hs Said, "I Tell Y'all, I Was On Fire, Fighting, Explosions, Some Witty Catchphrases, And I Had To Jump Through A Helicopter And All That, I Had A Crazy Life."
Luiz Had His Eyes Wide Open As He Licked His Top Lip And Said, "Wow!"
Nico And Pedro Smile As Nico Said, "You Must Be Super Pigeon!"
Pedro Then Said, "Ultra Pigeon!"
Luiz Smiled As He Stood Next To Lance And Said, "You're Migeon Pigeon!"
"Well, I Wasn't Turned Into A Pigeon When I've Done All Those Missions, Also "Migeon" Isn't A Word, But Still A Cool Name And Yes, I'm The Best," Lance Said As He Moved His Left Wing Back With His Palm Up And Luiz Hi-Fived Him.
Everyone's Eyes Widen And They Look Around As They Heard A Strange Sound Nearby. It Sounded Like The Engine Of A Car Driving Nearby. Blu Flew Up To The Top Branch Of A Tree And He Saw A Jeep Driving Through The Jungle And His Eyes Widened As He Saw Marcel Driving It With Tipa And Armando In The Passenger Seats And They Had Bird Cages.
Blu Flew Down And Looked At The Others With A Worried Expression As He Said, "Smugglers Are Here!"
They Show Expressions Indicating They Were Worried And Blu Pointed To The Camp Fire That They Made And Said, "Put Out That Fire!"
Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Went To A Nearby Pond And Splashed Some Water Onto The Fire And Put It Out. Lance And The Pigeons, Blu And His Family, Rafael And His Family, Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Felipe, Luiz, Mauro, And The Marmosets Hid Behind Some Trees And Bushes And Did Not Make A Sound.
They Carefully Look Out As Marcel, Armando, And Tipa Walk Out From Behind Trees And Into Their Area. They Were Holding Nets That Would Be Big Enough To Capture Macaws As They Look Around. Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, Tiago, Eduardo, Mimi, And Roberto Were Standing On A Branch Above The Smugglers' Heads When Tiago Suddenly Burped. He Covered His Beak In Shock But Tipa Swung His Net At Them And Caught Them.
Tipa Smiled As He Looked At Carla, Bia, And Tiago, Who Were In Fear, And He Happily Said, "Hey, Guys, I Caught Some!"
Blu And Jewel Showed Angry Expressions As They Flew Toward Them To Save Their Kids, But Marcel Swung His Net And Caught Them.
"Oh No, They Don't!" Eduardo Scolded The Smugglers As He, Mimi, And Roberto Also Flew Toward Them To Save The Others, But Armando Swung His Net At Them And Also Caught Them.
They Put Them All In Three Cages, One For Blu And Jewel, Two For Carla, Bia, And Tiago, And Three For Eduardo, Mimi, And Roberto, And Marcel Smiled And Said, "The Last Blue Macaws On Earth, These Are Worth Even More Than When There Were Just Two Of Them!" But They Weren't, The Smugglers Never Knew That There Were More Of Them In The Amazon Rainforest.
When They Were About To Get In The Jeep, They Heard Lance's Voice Say, "Stop Right There!"
Marcel, Armando, And Tipa Turn Around To See Lance And Asked, "What Do You Want, Pigeon, Can't You See We're Working Here?"
"Put The Cages Down!" Lance Commanded.
As The Smugglers Put Down The Cages, Marcel Was Stern And Asked, "You Can Talk?"
Lance Shook His Head And Said, "Um, Yes."
Marcel Then Grabbed Lance And Said, "Alright, You're Coming With Us Also!"
"No!" Lance Snapped As He Bit Marcel's Finger.
"Ah!" Marcel Groaned In Pain As He Let Go Of Lance.
Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes Came Out And Attack Marcel, Armando, And Tipa As Lance Ran To The Cages And Freed Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, Tiago, Eduardo, Mimi, And Roberto.
Lance Climbed On Their Jeep And Jumped On Marcel And Started Scratching His Face With His Talons.
Marcel Threw Lance Back And He, Armando, And Tipa Slowly Walk Up To Him And Asked, "Alright, Pigeon, Any Last Words?"
When Lance Was About To Answer, He Saw Crazy Eyes Activating The Multi-Pen.
The Smugglers Look At Crazy Eyes In Confusion And He Fired Some Pink Goo Out Of His Mouth At The Smugglers, Causing Them To Stick On Some Trees.
Everyone Stuck Their Heads Out To See The Pink Goo All Over The Jungle And Lance Turned To Blu And Jewel And Explained, "Serious String, Like Silly String, But Serious."
"Oddly Effective," Blu Said.
Everybody Flew Down To Lance And Kipo Walked Up To Him And Said, "Lance, You Were Awesome Out There, You Deserve A Medal, But We Don't Have One, But What The Heck, Good Job!"
The Smugglers Got Unstuck To The Goo And Slowly Walk Out Of The Jungle, Lance Turned Around And Growled At Them Causing Them To Run Away Back To Their Hideout.
Everyone Went To Sleep And Blu And Jewel Walked Up To Lance And Said, "Come On, Lance, Let's Get Some Sleep."
Lance Shook His Head And Said, "Nah, I'm Gonna Stay Up For A Lil' Longer."
"Okay, Good Night," Blu Said To Lance As He And Jewel Flew Back To Their Hollow.
"Good Night, Guys, Good Night, Walter," Lance Said As He Stared At The Stars.