Before I continue my story, there are several things that need to be clarified. First one: Princess Loo-nah got to my dimension due to miniature version of interdimesional teleporter, pre-installed into her escape pod. While she was escaping from the Irkens, the aforementioned device was activated by her. As a result, the two of us had an encounter in that forest back then. Second one: Onigiri has found us on Dib's Earth by using tracking device, installed in Loo-nah's vehicle. Third one: As soon as I found myself in universe of ''Invader Zim'', I was turned into cartoony version of myself. Fourth one: Dib was brought to our location in the woods by his paranormal force detector he had ordered online and received some time ago. Now, let my story continue. Even after what happened to her home planet, Loo-nah remained sweet, mild and kind-hearted. She trusted me, like no one else did before. Unlike Onigiri, who truly believed that I'd harm innocent living creatures with no hesiitation. He was no different than hundreds of people I met in my entire life. They gave me nothing but disappointment, bitterness and corruption. And that's why I hated them with every fiber of my being.
- Umm... Solitaire? - Loo-nah repated those words.
I turned around and responded - What is it, Loo-nah?
- What are you looking at?
I was standing in front of the window and observing the trees. I thought what I've been thinking so many times before - how I'd love to live in a place like this.
- At the trees. - I answered honestly.
- Why? - ''Why''? Huh! Because I like it here.
- What are we waiting for? - asked Dib, showing slight signs of impatience.
- For the night. - I answered shortly.
- But why? There is so much work for us to do. We don't have any time to waste!
- Relax, boy. There no need to worry.
- Do you even have any real plan? Or you're just gonna do as you like?
- I said don't worry. I know what I'm doing.
Instead of saying something, Dib gave me a sceptical look.
- So... - said Onigiri - What are you going to do now? Keep staring at trees and bushes like that?
- Nope. - I answered harshly. After a short pause, I continued speaking: - You know what? Since we have these Vortian kiddos here with us, I think their father should be informed about this fact.
I pulled my ''repository'' out of a pocket to bring something out of it. That object I needed has appeared in my other hand.
- Huh? A mirror? - mumbled Dib.
- It is not just ANY mirror. It is a MAGICAL mirror.
- Magical? What does it do?
I focused my sight on my reflection. If you have ever watched Sailor Moon, you'd imagine how combination of Sailor Neptune's talisman and Sailor Moon's Moon Stick could look like. The magical mirror was designed and created by me. Just like few other magical artefacts. I sounded the spell : MIRROR, MIRROR IN MY HAND,
LET ME SEE VORTIAN PRISONER 777, I COMMAND.
Initially the image stayed blurry and foggy, but after a brief while, I could see the Vortian, sitting all alone in his cell. I wasn't sure if he's been isolated permanently or it was only temporary. Then... I've been given an idea.
- Guys! Change of plan! I'm not talking to 777. I'm getting him out of Moo-Ping 10!
- What? - asked Loo-nah and Dib in unison.
- You can't be serious! - shouted Onigiri. - Do you have any idea how well-guarded that place is!?
- I do. - I answered with a wide, careless smile on my face.
- And you are going to get in there and free that Vortian anyway?
- Y-Yep.
- Oh my gosh! - suddenly Dib got nervous.
- What is it? - I asked.
- I almost forgot about Zim! My every minute spent here is his every minute of scheming and making new plans to destroy the Earth!
- Ha! I don't think so.
- Hmm? What do you mean?
- Well. - I giggled. - I haven't mentioned that when I got to Zim's base to take the Vortian kids with me, I made a big, big mess in there before we left. I think Zim's now occupied with something a bit different than conquering Earth.
- I'd like to see that for myself.
- No problemo.
I fulflilled Dib's wish. I used my magic mirror to let him see Zim in his base. Every single thing was laying around broken or dirty or both. Zim was extremely upset, blaming Dib for all that mess. I couldn't help but laugh. Dib seemed to be as much satisfied as I was.
When I was done expressing my amusement, I said:
- Alright, enough laughing. Time to be serious. Dib!
- Yes?
- I have an offer for you. An offer you can't refuse.