I wrote this before sleeping, I'll review mistakes tomorrow.
Also, all of the chapters are going to be fights, some kore will be given.
[Rin Tohsaka]
The summoning— it worked—
The red haired man with bangs extending down his ears, red, scope like eyes wearing a variety of accesories, a ripped blue leather jacket and black, ripped jeans greeted her back from her destroyed kitchen.
"Yo. Servant, Archer." Eh?
"Roman Gunlock." EEEEEEHHHHHH????
A… Archer… All the gems… and I got an archer…
I missed out on Saber that day.
I still do not forgive myself for being late to summon my servant.
"You… you are my servant right?"
The red haired man stood up from my couch with a grin on his face and looked up and down his own body.
"Yup. Think so. The grail didn't give me enough info to know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing except winning a war so… uh…" Oh god, The man leaned forward and clasped his hands together, looking a bit sheepish as he asked:
"Can you please explain what I'm supposed to do?"
My servants a dumbass.
[Third person] [Several hours later]
"So what I'm getting is… if I kill six figures from mythology —or their masters— I can get a wish?"
"Yes?"
"...master."
"Yes?"
"I killed the entire Asir pantheon in a single day. You are going to have the time of your li—"
"You're related to Norse mythology!? Why didn't you mention that!? I've been searching in the Greek books for these past hours!"
Roman blinked for a bit, looking down at his wolf shaped pendant and fur overcoat and runes inscribed to his collar before shrugging.
"I dunno. I thought you were studying for exams—"
"YOU MORON!"
Roman had already closed his eyes before Rin huffed, stood up and looked up at the clock.
5a.m
" *Sigh* I didn't even get an ounce of sleep…"
…
[A few hours later.]
Roman stood on the top of Homura academy's roof, peering into the scope of a red, SVD - Dragunov with spikes protruding out its barrel and surveying the entire school in the night.
"Are you playing a joke here Archer? Because I don't get it."
Roman didn't answer, focusing on… something as Rin's eye twitched.
"Archer…"
"C'mon…"
Rin walked upto the red haired man.
"Do it…"
Lifted her hand.
"Clean the roo— OWIE!!"
"YOU HAVE A GRADE ENDURANCE!"
"YOU HIT LIKE MY MOTHER!"
"DID YOUR MOTHER HIT LIKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!?"
"NO—" His eyes suddenly darted behind her and widened,
"Master duck!" Pushing himself off the ground, he pushed Rin to his back and manifested two ebony black P90's in both hands and aimed them… into the sk—
*BANG! BABBABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABNG!!!!*
Shot after shot followed as Roman emptied the cartridge within the second dropped the guns and manifested two more as a red streak began to get closer and closer until—
Roman pulled up and aimed his sniper up at the red streak with one hand, not bothering to aim.
"Bang."
*BO—OOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!*
—Roman created his own streak to match the one comming his way.
Only two seconds had passed.
Roman's red 'bullet' —which mind you, is not his noble phantasm (I think)— collided with the red streak in the air and… just… bounced off?
Wait hold on— He couldn't finish those thoughts because he jumped backwards as Lancer landed where he once stood, launching him and Rin into a fall.
Roman took advantage of his surroundings.
Twisting his body in mid air and spawning two ak's beneath his feet he leapt at Rin and caught her as she was falling, Lancer jumping after them with his spear promoting the mordern archer to manifest a motherfucking granade launcher into his hands and shooting it at the man who, unimpressed, split the bomb in to with a wide swing of his blood red spear, the explosion that came after not even doing damage as Roman shot two more before realising it was worthless and… shooting downward?
"Trust me on this one master!" He yelled, throwing Rin to the side to get confusion as the explosion below pushed him upward to meet Lancer who had began to trust his spear, faster than Rin could comprehend.
0.3 seconds.
Two bayonets manifested in both of his hands, each with glowing streaks lining their body as he spun from the explosion.
0.7 seconds.
As he reached Lancers spear, he stepped over the thrust and pushed his foot downward, disorienting the man for a moment that allowed Roman to throw the bayonet in his right hand at the man's thigh, not piercing it nor damaging it but making the man feel pain as he yelled out in pain before he was stabbed in the chin by Roman's second bayonet as he finished spinning and kicked him away from him the side which allowed him to propel himself towards Rin's direction, grabbing the Girl and letting him fall as he deactivated [Bullet time] and shot at Lancer's flying body with the gun in his hand.
"Ya ok?" Rin blinked for a second.
"Wha—" Roman turned his head again as loud a whirring of wind caught his ears that was coming clos—
He threw Rin away from him as gently as possible.
Then, as if seeing the attack before it had a chance to pierce him, Roman tilted his head.
—A red spear was thrusted where his head was, milliseconds ago.
"Hoh? You've got pretty fast reactions, and from what I've seen—" His hands caught the spears body before Lancer swung down, pushing it back as a shotgun appeared in his free arm, "—you're an Archer class servant!"
"Yeah." *BANG!!!* "Archer, Roman Gunlock, you?"
The bullets bounced off his blue spandex. Alright then, I'll have to do this the easy way.
"Can't tell you that— Hyup!" Lancer retreated his swing—
A thrust, barely moments after he had retracted his swing, missed Roman's chest, making Lancer blink in confusion for a moment.
—The grip of a recently fired shotgun crashed into his head in his confused state, making him duck his head due to the force as Roman's knee went straight up to his nose, breaking it and making his head lift off again.
Roman grabbed his spear again before he could even retaliate, swept his leg under Lancer's knees, pulled the spear to him and smashed his elbow into the man's side with enough force to crack a mountain before lifting his hand and, now smashing the back of his hand into the side of his face and pulling the spear out of his grasp for a moment before Lancer hand grabbed onto it again and jumped away from his one sided beatdown.
A rank of A in strength wasn't too shabby when dealing with a fast guy after all, he still had EX rank speed to help him.
"Fuck… you're quick." Grasping, he took a stance as a grin spread over his face, "But you're also fu—"
The hilt of a shotgun impacted his face —again— as it was thrown straight at his already broken nose as Roman sped into action agai—
Lancer swung his spear in a wide arc before he could even get close.
"Fighting dirty huh? Good one!"
Lancer thought he had had gotten into an advantage, long range combat wouldn't damage him —mostly due to [Protection from Arrows]— but he could only damage Roman if he used his Noble Phantasm and at close range Roman was a beast.
But mid range though…
The backend of Roman's foot kicked the spear away as it swung back to slice him in two.
…he was still at a disadvantage, not because he was bad at combat, oh no no no.
He was just severely outmatched by his opponents sheer experience.
While in mid air after performing a blurring 540 kick, Roman summoned two pistols in his hands and spun them so that he had a grip on their barrel before spinning the upper half of his body at Lancer's face.
He tried to block with his spear, swinging it down in no avail as the grip's of two pistols had already impacted his chin and Roman had already thrown them with enough force to push the red spear away again before jumping onto Lancers shoulders, grabbing Gae Bolg with his hand and front flipping with him.
Lancer was too displaced to notice that Roman had taken his spear, which he spun in his hands and thrusted upward at the falling man who he did not expect to not retaliate.
And, he did.
Wrapping his hands around his spear, Lancer pulled it closer to him and lifted his legs above his head before—
Roman's free hand went up to his face.
—dropping one onto Roman's face and another onto the arm holding his spear, eyes flaring up in surprise as his leg did not even waver his opponent's arm in the slightest.
He was also in close range.
He needed to es—
Roman pulled his leg where his face once was as he stepped to the side, making the man drop his extended leg to the ground as the one on Roman's arm began to follow.
He didn't have time though, as a knee impacted his crotch.
Now. Being a man. With pribe, dignity, lust and balls that were probably stronger than steel, how would you think our great Cú Chullain would react to getting his sacks of baby juice crushed by another guy.
Normally, he could endure it.
But the guy that just kneed his balls had A grade strength combined with EX grade speed and was giving a shit about fighting him.
So,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
He screamed like a man.
Again as Roman retracted his knee and shot it up again before grabbing ahold of Lancer's left leg and swinging him down to the ground where he stepped onto the leg he wasn't holding onto and—
*Srk*
—thrusted Lancers own spear into his back.
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
"Tch, missed the spine." Lancer had disappeared in a burst of light along with his spear even before he could put Gae Bolg into its owners back.
"You ok there master?" He asked to Rin who was standing a few feet away from him, absolutely gobsmacked as she took a moment to respond.
"How… how many seconds have passed?"
"Eh? Twenty."
[Bullet time]
One of Roman's personal skills that slows time around to an almost stop, this skill does not require mana, but Roman's own stamina.
[Stats]
Strength: A
Endurance: A
Agility: EX
Mana: E
Luck: E
Noble Phantasm: EX
I'll make a profile along with Shino later.