Saihara, otherwise knows as Detective Chan~

Is decided the leader, of what? we're literally a bunch of kids.

Speaking of kids, since we're in a school shouldn't there be like, teachers or something??

"Why would you lie about your name?" I'm abruptly pulled out of my thoughts, jeez can't I have a moment to have a brain?

Maki is giving me an oddly murdery look.

"Cause it's funny, why else?" My cheshire grin ever prominent.

Altho I'm not too good at not smiling..

"Uhm, c'mon Maki he's just being a dick. We should focus on what Saihara has to say"

I'd have to agree.

Not sure I like agreeing with a guy wearing a jacket wrong..

Even tho I love to mess with people and their fragile little minds I don't think it'll actually help if they take my jokes seriously.

But then..THE FUCK IS THAT??

"Hello dear students!~"

IS THAT A FUCKING ROBOT BEAR???

...I mean

Oh, a black and white bear..who called us students..I mean he's not wrong, but it feels wrong for that to be the thing the bear says to us.

WAIT-is he the one who brought is here?!

"Welcome to my school! I hope you've not been getting along too well~"

I'm sorry, what? Why shouldn't we?

"That would make my killing game pretty boring!" This damned bear!

"What the fuck makes you think that any of us will kill?" I didn't realize I was mad. Unfortunately for anyone else it looks and sounds like I'm happy as can be with my mad grin.

I should make myself sound more mad

"That's not Bear-y appropriate language for school! as for what makes me think you all will kill, I'm not giving you a choice." The big green guy is crying and going on about being a gentleman? Idk.

Instead of whining like a baby like everyone else I'm asking questions.

"So your the one who brought us here?"

The bear is slightly annoyed that I'm not scared, or at least freaking out.

"Well I did organize it, but I'd never take all the credit!" I'm starting to get really pissed-"Now before you ask any more questions, I'm gonna explain the killing game"

...

"I'm going to make killing ever so enticing, byyyyy giving you Motives!"

Eh?

"You really think you can make any of us kill just with whatever flimsy shit you decide to present as a motive??" Iruma sounds almost like she's going to cry.

I'm going to ask the Maid to give me aleve or something, I doubt I'll survive without a headache.

"Shut the fuck up you slut" Iruma no longer seems very brave, shivering and cowering.

What is she? an abused dog?

"Anyhow, when someone kills, we get to have a class trial to find out who the killer is. The best thing is, if you all get the killer wrong you all die! well..everyone but the killer that is"

Ah okay, so it's a game to entertain with death. Well fuck that. I am not doing that..

The whole gang argues the same thing.

When the bear leaves, the whole friendship gang collects in some of the halls, apparently the doors have pixel versions of us on them?

So we have rooms?

I'm stopped in the hall by...some guy who is shorter than me?

Amazing!

"I don't think you should mess with that bear." he says rather ominously.

"And why not?" I ask backing away my preferred distance from a stranger.

"uh, I don't know if you noticed but that bear is the boss around here, I don't think he won't hurt us if we break rules"

..I suppose that's one way to keep a game running smoothly.

Short guy with.. cat? cat ears? is that a cat beanie? chews on a...candy cigaret, huh.

"You should worry that your lying will make you a target kid." Kid? is he older than me?

God my head.. Guess it's too late to get medicine for that. An announcement confirms my suspicions not a few minutes later, ugh

"Yeah, whatever you say Kittylover." I say waving a dismissive hand.

He looks surprised at the name I used for him, heh

Finally

I get into the room, my room. It's not anything special, altho I do have a room key.

I suppose that's not bad.

I make my way to the bathroom, oh hell yeah! a bathroom in my room? instead of a communal shower?

..you would think it'd be better for a killing game the other way.

Aw crap.

I can't find sleep meds, well fuck, guess I'll just have to wait until I pass out. Now the best thing in this bathroom! THE SHOWER~

ah..I hadn't really thought about what I'm wearing, I don't feel wrong in it, but it also reminds me of a straight jacket..I've always wanted to wear one.

The shoes feel off tho, not my style

...How long had I spent unconscious in that classroom?

...let's not dwell on those thoughts, can't have been too long anyways, I'd be malnourished or brain damaged.

I almost fall asleep in the shower, odd. I don't remember sleep being so strong a feeling in my body...was I drugged?

Or it has to do with all the stress of being in a school for killing..yeah let's go with that.

the..The closet has the same outfit in it. The shoes, the scarf, the weird buttons, it's like they just copied all of my clothes..ew

I'm not touching those.

I wake up to the annoying ass announcement telling me it's morning. Anyone could surmise what I do next..

Go back to bed? Yes that's right!

Unfortunately I find my door bombarded by knocks not to long after, who the fuck?

"Kokichi!, I came to get you cause Tojo doesn't want to let anyone starve, and Saihara wants to have a meeting"

Ugh, it's the damned astronaut, he has way too much energy for someone who got woken up by a bastard bear.

He takes a moment to look at me, did I not put pants on or something?

"You..look like you didn't sleep well"

"Who would?" I say in an deep tired voice.

"..Well food will help!..you should probably put pants on." Ah,so I did take them off.

meh, who needs pants.

The purple astronaut tries his best to not have me in the lunchroom pants-less, alas I am way better at avoiding his attempts to catch me than he is catching me.

I sit next to Detective Chan~

"Good morning Kokichi-uhm" I never did like lunchrooms, too loud if you ask me.

"Kokichi!! Get back here! You can't just wander around without pants on!!" The astronaut yells into the lunchroom.

"I wouldn't call it good Detective chan~" The pants thing sure did get to that guy..what was his name? Kato?

"Kaito, stop yelling he's already here." Detective chan so kindly informs me, Kaito, he seems to think blind trust will win the game.

Yeah I haven't really interacted with him, but I'm not stupid, I pay attention when I feel it's necessary..

or if I had meds for it.

Kaito makes his way towards the table we're sitting at "HEY! that's my seat!"

Really? No he's right, his food is here. "What if I wanna sit here?" I sweetly reply.

He clenches his fists, but instead of doing anything too crazy he just moves my seat.

AH! he found out my secret!

"Hey! you can't just do that!" Damned astronaut is laughing.

"You're a lot lighter than I expected.." Don't make that face at me, I am fine.

My glaring is interrupted by Tojo, she came to get my order...

"You won't poison my food right?" I ask smiley as an upside down frown, she makes an offended sound.

"It would go against being a maid. I would never kill anyone that way." Interesting phrasing, that way, as tho another way would be fine?

When she has my order she leaves me with Maki, Detective chan, and Astro-not. He better not say what I think he's going to-

"You should eat more!" My grin transforms into something more monstrous than cheshire.

"Oooh, don't worry about me. Worry about yourself space nerd." none of my words were really harsh but my smile is.

Maki sighs, "You could've at least put a skirt on" uh, from where would I have gotten this skirt?

She magically has one? Where did she get that??

nowait, Where did she pull it from?! does she have pockets in that skirt!?

She hands me the skirt before I can say no. How does she know it'll fit? Does she know?

It..it does. It fits. Odd.

After the pants-less fiasco and breakfast has been eaten, I don't imagine what I ate is a detail I should mention, anyhow.

By then the whole Friendship Gang is talking about how to use friendship to beat the game...that is so dumb

"You have got to be joking?"

The attention shifts to me, no really that's dumb as fuck.

"You seriously can't think that'll work? The bear said when not if when he talked about killing-you really think he won't just fuck with us to make one of us kill?" I feel like now would be the time for that bear to pop out of nowhere.

"Well yeah, that's the point of the motives!" There he is.

The attention is off me as soon he appears.