Disclaimer: I know that Wil and Eret aren't the same age
Two months later
"Should we come out as dating?" "It's up to you and Ranboo and Tommy already know."
Fundy looked up from his toys and walked over to Eret. "Boo boo!" Wil and Eret looked at Fundy confused. "Fundy who's boo boo?"
"Boo boo!" "Are you talking about Ranboo?" Fundy shook his head no. "Then who's boo boo?" Fundy was growing frustrated that Wil didn't understand him. "Boo boo dada mama." As soon as Fundy said that Wil understood that the name was for Eret. "I think Fundy approves of our relationship." "Boo boo up?" Eret nodded and then picked him up. "Let's go tell my mom and dad." Wil Eret and Fundy all went downstairs and Eret handed Technoblade Fundy as they walked past the living room were he was watching something on tv.
"Dadza momza I need to talk to you." Phil and Kristen turned and saw their second oldest standing next to the King and Queens oldest child. "Yes Wil?" "Dadza Eret and I are dating." Phil looked shocked while Kristen has that look she always has. "Thank you for telling us."
Later at Eret's house
"Mother father I'm home and I brought somebody that I want you to meet." Wil and Eret waited and two minutes later they saw Eret's parents Eret's mom looked just like them while Eret's dad was an enderman like Ranboo.
"Yes my dear?" "Mother father meet Wilbur Le-Crew." "It's a pleasure to meet you your majesties." They watched as Wil took a bow. "Very presten."
Just then Wil's phone started to ring
"Hello"
"Wil Fundy won't stop crying for you and won't take a nap"
"Techno you have watched him before why are you now freaking out"
"Mom and Dad aren't home so it's just me and him"
"Just give him his stuffie and tell him I'll be right home"
Wil hung up before Technoblade got the chance to reply.
"Sorry about that family emergency." "So who is this Fundy person?" Eret knew that their mom was looking for something to stop them from dating Wil. "My son miss." "Were you married before you had him?" "No I'm only a few months older than Eret."
Three years later
"Daddy!" Fundy ran towards Wil and hugged him and then saw Eret. "BOO!" Fundy and his parents walked out of the school while Fundy was going on and on all about his day at kindergarten. "Is it better than pre school?" Wil tickled Fundy's side. "Yes and 5up and dreamy are both in my class." "That's cool." "Daddy do I have to go to mommy's?"
"Do you not like it at mommy's house?" "Mommy treats me like a girl but I'm not a girl I'm a boy." "I know that." "Daddy how did you know that I'm a boy when I look like a girl?" "Well when you were a baby I would try and dress you up and style your hair
but you would cry until I changed your clothes and when you were one I asked to point at a boy and you pointed at me uncle Techno and Tommy and grandpa and then yourself and when I tried to tell you were a girl you cried until I agreed with you." "So Fundy pretty much knew he was a boy from the start?" "Pretty much."
Once Fundy came home from his mom's
Wil could tell right away that Fundy had a bad week at Sally's by the way he stomped inside and into his room.
Wil went into Fundy's room and saw him sitting on his bed crying into his stuffed rabbit and holding his blanket that he got when he was a baby. "Fundy can I come in?" Fundy looked up and nodded so Wil came inside the room and sat down next to his son.
"Are you ok?" "Mommy says that she is moving and is taking me with her." "Sweet boy I won't let that happen." "But uncle Schlatt is a lawyer." "So I have a good friend of mine that is too." "Who?"
